Rain was pouring heavily outside as you lay in bed with Gwen Stacy, otherwise known as Spider-Woman.
You had fallen hard for her ever since she saved you from a house fire. Since then, a pattern had emerged, you'd get in trouble, she'd save you, etc. It was a fun routine that both of you couldn't get enough of.
However, tonight was different. Tonight, she had decided to bring you over to her house, and this is where things began to get spicy.
As you cuddled with Gwen under her bed covers, the superheroine rolled out of the sheets.
"Kept you waiting, huh?" asked Spider-Woman.
You just simply nodded your head, in awe that you were about to have sex with a superhero.
Your heart was beating fast and everytime you tried to speak, the words just didn't come out.
Gwen laughed before saying "you don't have to say anything, I'll handle the talking."
As Gwen flaunted her body, you noticed how she had gotten soaked by the rain and how it made her black and white costume cling even tighter to her body.
Gwen just smiled and said "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
You blushed as you couldn't keep your boner down.
Gwen giggled at your embarrassment and said "well, its time for the main event."
Gwen began unzipping her costume and your boner only grew at what you were seeing.
She had a slender yet muscular physique, like a ballet dancer. Her tits were perfectly circular and her nipples were hard and stiff after having been swinging in the cold soaking rain for so long.
"Like what you see?" asked Gwen.
You nodded your head in agreement and Gwen said "good" before beginning to pull down her pants.
When Gwen pulled her pants down, your boner continued to rise.
Her legs were just as slender as the rest of her body, and yet they still looked like they had enough power to break through cinderblocks.
But the best part easily had to be her vagina. It looked like one of the most tight and form fitting pussies that you'd ever seen in your entire life, and tonight it would be yours for the taking.
"So how about it? You like my looks?" Gwen said seductively.
You nodded your head eagerly.
Gwen Stacy prepared to mount you but you said "Gwen, before we continue, there's something I've gotta confess."
Spider-Gwen stopped and said "what is it? You can tell me."
You didn't say anything, you instead just lifted up your shirt, and pushed your right nipple down. Your nipple turned out to actually be a secret button and you felt your body begin to transform.
Your limbs began to grow in size and you felt your hairline begin to recede while your attitude slowly became more battle hardened.
You had officially transformed into Jim Adler.
THAT'S RIGHT, THIS WAS NEVER A READER X SPIDER-GWEN FIC IN THE FIRST PLACE! YOU ALL GOT PLAYED, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"Who the fuck are you" asked Gwen.
"I'LL TELL YA WHO I AM!" said Jim before slamming Spider-Gwen in the face with an out of nowhere sledge hammer.
"I'M JIM ADLER, THE TEXAS HAMMER, AND IF YOU GET HIT BY A SIXTEEN WHEELER, I'M THE ONE YOU CALL" said Jim before hitting Gwen in the stomach with his hammer, causing the punk girl to cough up blood and fall to the ground.
"MOST INSURANCE COMPANIES ARE LOOKING TO PAY YOU AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE, BUT WHEN YOU SIGN UP WITH THE TEXAS HAMMER, YOU'LL KISS THOSE BAD DEALS GOOD BYE!" said the Texas Hammer before slamming the hammer down on Gwen's leg, causing the bones to break immediately.
"C-c-call an ambulance" said Gwen as she lay on the ground.
Suddenly, the walls exploded and Jim's son, Bill Adler jumped through the newly created hole.
"I'm Bill Adler, the Texas Hammer" said Bill in the softest voice in fanfiction history.
Gwen just asked "how can you both be the Texas Hammer?"
Gwen's other leg was shattered as Jim slammed his hammer down on-top of it.
Jim then said "ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS LIKE THAT IS WHY YOU'LL NEVER BE THE TEXAS HAMMER!"
Bill then said "prepare to face the wrath of the Texas Hammer" before slamming his hammer down onto the superheroine's stomach repeatedly.
Jim then said "ALL THIS CAN BE AVOIDED IF YOU SIMPLY SIGN UP WITH MY LAW FIRM AND ASSURE THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS GET TOP INSURANCE!"
"What the fuuuuuuu-" said Gwen before passing out.
…
The very next day, Gwen was in the hospital, getting checked out by the doctor for the injuries she sustained at the hands of the Texas Hammer.
The doctor came forward and said "I'm sorry to say this Mrs. Stacy, but I'm pregnant, and the child is yours."
"WHAT THE FUCK, HOW DID YOU GET PREGNANT!?" asked Gwen
The doctor just said "because, while you were being brought in, the Texas Hammer handed me his insurance card."
Gwen responded, "how does that make the kid mine?"
The doctor bit his lip and said "because, Jim Adler appointed you as the new Texas Hammer."
Gwen pulled out a pair of hedge trimmers and said "yup, this is where the end of my story comes. Bye everyone" and Gwen decapitated herself with the hedge trimmers.