How NOT to Draw Bill Cipher
A foolish artist narrated a tutorial, "Today, I will teach you how to draw Bill Cipher from the hit show Gravity Falls. First, you draw a triangle and try to make the corners slightly rounded. Second, you put a line through it to look like a triangle on top of a rhombus. Third, draw an oval for his eye inside the triangle part. Fourth, draw his arms off the sides where you put your line."
Bill interrupted, " I'll take it from here, thanks."
He snapped his fingers, and immediately, the drawing was finished.
"Bill," The foolish artist scolded, "I was trying to teach them how to draw you."
"There's no need for that," Bill said, "I'm probably the easiest Character to draw."
The foolish artist relented, "Fine."
"I'm just happy to be back," Bill said, then he laughed maniacally!
The foolish artist gasped, "Uh-oh!"
Bill then shrieked, "I'M BACK!"
"Wait," The artist begged, "before you unleash chaos, I'm not finished drawing."
Bill scoffed, "There's no need to do that."
Bill then found himself caught in the middle of his zodiac and unable to leave the page he was drawn on. He then sits to sulk for a while.
How NOT to Draw the Beyonder
An artist narrated a new tutorial, "Today, I'll teach you how to draw the Beyonder. We'll start with his body, then his arms and legs, and last but not least, his head."
"Allow me to finish," The Beyonder insisted. With a snap of his fingers, he was fully drawn.
"Not again," The artist whined. The Beyonder then used his power to teleport away.
"Wait," the artist asked, "Where'd he-"
They spotted him on the page where Bill was imprisoned. The center of his zodiac was covered with a Post-it note. The artist gasped.
"Oooh," The Beyonder said, grabbing the Post-it, "What's over here?"
"You don't want to mess with that," The artist begged, "There's a powerful villain you don't want to anger with there."
The Beyonder asked, "More powerful than me?"
The artist answered, "I'm not sure, but I wouldn't risk it."
The Beyonder violently tore the Post-it off the page, breaking the zodiac circle.
"Oops," The Beyonder said with a chuckle. Then, from the circle floated Bill Cypher.
Bill said, "At last!"
The Beyonder laughed, "This guy is a powerful villain?"
The artist immediately fled, leaving his camera behind. Bill was insulted.
"I'm going to make you eat those words," Bill said, turning red with just how angered he was, "And then I'm going to turn you inside out."
The Beyonder smirked, "You'll have to catch me first."
The Beyonder made Bill chase him through a portal.
Chibi Tales: Beyond Cipher
Welcome to the Nightmare Realm!
The Beyonder brought Bill Cipher to the Nightmare Realm. It was just as chaotic as ever. Bill seemed to be distracted by just how happy he was to be here.
Then, The Beyonder disappeared.
Bill sighed but quickly reestablished himself as being in charge of the rowdy Hench-Maniacs.
He snapped his fingers, and they all became his loyal minions once more, except for one suspiciously dressed in blue.
Bill immediately recognized it as the Beyonder, just in a twisted shape. The Beyonder had made himself into a sort of dinosaur/bear/man.
The Beyonder smashed a pie right into Bill's eye. Bill was angered but was also amused. Bill made the other Hench-Maniacs seemingly attack The Beyonder.
The Beyonder turned the Hench-Maniacs turn to stone in self-defense.
Bill was saddened to see his Hench-Maniacs turned to stone. Next, Bill attempted to attack the Beyonder with bubbles of madness.
The Beyonder panicked and ran away from the bubbles and back to his hometown. But then he thought back to how sad Bill looked.
He poked his head back in the Nightmare Realm. The Beyonder saw Bill attempt to restore the Hench-Maniacs and fail.
Bill began to cry a bit. Bill seemed to recall his old home and regret how alone he had made himself in the multiverse. The Hench-Maniacs were now his only companions. Bill was deeply saddened that they, too, are now gone.
The Beyonder felt sorry for Bill Cipher. The Beyonder then restored the Hench-Maniacs, and they rejoiced to be reunited! That's when Bill reveals he was trying to befriend the Beyonder by having his twisted Hanch-Maniacs give the Beyonder a wrapped box.
The Beyonder opened it and saw that it was a cake welcoming him to the Nightmare Realm! He smiled apologetically, and Bill just gave a knowing nod.
Chibi Tales: Beyond Cipher
Bone Apple Tea
The Beyonder was visiting Bill, and Bill was preparing something.
However, The Beyonder notices that Bill is boiling what looks to be a human bone and apple slices.
Bill put some of the liquid in a teacup to serve it to The Beyonder.
The Beyonder was disgusted by the sight and refused to drink it.
Instead, The Beyonder pulls out a juice box to drink.
Bill was confused, but then he inquired as to what turned Beyonder off to his unusual hot beverage.
The Beyonder responded by citing how he doesn't feel comfortable eating humans.
Bill was horrified and demonstrated that the bone was not human. He presented the Beyonder a piece of Ham and fed it Teeth. Teeth cleaned the bone, identical to the one in the pot. Bill was careful to clean off the drool before putting it in a pot.
The Beyonder was a bit embarrassed and tried the hot beverage and found it to be delicious! Bill beamed with joy.
(Full Disclaimer: Bone Apple Tea like this is not a real thing.)
Chibi Tales: Beyond Cipher
Moon Girl and Nightmares
The Beyonder noticed that poor Lunela was suffering from nightmares every night.
He couldn't affect her dreams easily. When the Beyonder relayed this information to Bill, Bill offered to change Lunela's Nightmares.
The Beyonder was skeptical but thought back to all the times he was suspicious of Bill and found him to be harmless.
He does allow Bill to let in his world. But he first warned Lunela about Bill appearing in her dreams.
Lunela had heard of Bill before from Dipper. Dipper had described Bill as being a terrifying monster, and Lunela feared Bill would make her nightmare worse. In fact, She was so frightened she actually went several days without sleep. Eventually, she was too exhausted to think straight.
She put on her Moon Girl costume before bed to be brave enough to face Bill. She fell asleep and dreamed of confronting Bill. Bill Cipher and Moon Girl were pretty evenly matched as they fought, but eventually, Moon Girl managed to overwhelm Bill—and sent him limping away. Lunela woke up excited to have defeated Bill personally.
The Beyonder was upset that Bill made Lunela have such an intense nightmare. Bill healed himself.
Bill then revealed to the Beyonder that Lunela had stopped having nightmares. The Beyonder realized that by forcing Lunela to face her greatest fear and seemingly defeat it, Bill had built her confidence.