Chapter 3: Diaper Factory:
Kali's Story:
The Dwarf Babies were working hard in the diaper factory.
Baldy: Dipeys are a butt's best friend
They cover up a bare rear end
Scaredy: They're squishy soft, give one a try
You'll keep your fanny nice and dry
Sticky: They let us tinkle while we work
We consider it a perk
Icky: If we find we have to go
With dipeys on, we let it flow!
Spazzy: And if you feel the urge to poop
Which makes your dipey kind of droop...
Baldy: Hurry up and make a switch
Or else your rump will start to itch
Baldy/Scaredy/Sticky/Icky/Spazzy: Dipeys are a butt's best friend
They cover up a bare rear end
They're squishy soft- give one a try
You'll keep your fanny nice and dry
Spazzy: Dipeys are a fashion "do"
They bring out the real you
But if they don't, relax- don't wig...
Sticky: You think this makes my butt look big?
Baldy: When you find it's time to crawl
Tape 'em tight so they won't fall...
Icky: But if they do, try not to pout
Just smile and let it all hang out
Baldy/Scaredy/Sticky/Icky/Spazzy: Dipeys are a butt's best friend
They cover up a bare rear end
They're squishy soft- give one a try
You'll keep your fanny nice and dry!
. . .
The dwarf babies then return home. "Hey... Who lefted the door open," asks Baldy.
"There's someone in there," says Scaredy.
"Or something," says Icky.
"Someone needs to look in," says Baldy.
"Not it!"
Furball, being a dog, who can't speak, ended up being the one to go in. He glares at the others, who all tried to look innocent.
. . .
Furball then entered, being nervous. What if it's a burglar? What if it's a demon? What if it's that beaver, he owes money to? Furball then looks around and sees Snow White. "Where'd you come from," asks Snow White. She then started petting him and Furball stopped being scared.
. . .
The Dwarf Babies listen but hear nothing.
"Do you think Furball's okay," asks Spazzy.
"We really gots to stop sacrificing him," says Baldy.
"Doggie bye-bye," says Drooly.
"We're going in," says Baldy.
. . .
The Dwarf Babies then came in with weapons that I replaced with toys, because babies should not be using weapons. They then stop in the air and see Snow White rubbing Furball's tummy. The Dwarf Babies then awkwardly put the toy weapons down.
"Who are you," asks Baldy.
"I'm Snow White, and you must be the seven dwarf babies."
"Yep, that's us," says Baldy, "so, what are you doing here?"
"Well, the Evil Queen kicked me out," says Snow White. The Dwarf Babies then boo her. "And sent me to live with you." The Dwarf Babies cheer.
"Hold it," says Icky, "if you're going to live with us, you must learn our secret handshake!" Snow White was nervous. "What are you waiting for?"
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh..." Snow White shakes his hand. "How do you do?"
"Oh, fine, thanks," says Icky, "okay, you're in, but I'm not happy about it!"
"We really needs a new secret handshake," says Sticky, "too many peoples have figured it out!"
"If you let me stay, I won't be any trouble. I'll cook and clean up and we'll play lots of games. I promise, I'll be the best babysitter you ever had. Maybe we could even be friends," says Snow White.
"Our house is your house," says Baldy.
And that is when Snow White stayed with the Seven Dwarf Babies.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, the Queen continues to try to get rid of Snow White.