Chapter 4: My Life as a Teenage Robot:
Jenny's POV:
I arrived at Christmasland with my Mom, Sheldon, Brad, and Tuck.
"Wow, look at everything," I said.
"Out of my way, Snotface!"
"Watch it, Pukebreath!"
"It's like they've all had a bad day," says Tuck.
"Just as I thought," says Mom, "they've all been effected by Chemical Bad!"
"What's Chemical Bad," asks Brad.
"It's a mysterious chemical that messes with your head, causing you to misbehave," says Sheldon.
"Right," says Mom, "and we have to find out who's behind this!"
"Then let's go," I said, "I'm still in the middle of gift wrapping! I just got started on Sheldon's gift!"
"Ooh, what'cha got me," asks Sheldon.
"Not telling," I said, "let's go!"
"Can I get a hint," asks Sheldon.
. . .
I then started looking around and people were breaking things and getting into fights, and even stealing things. "What is going on," I asked.
"XJ9!"
"Mom," I said, "can you believe any of this is happening?"
"Not to worry, I have the solution," says Mom.
"Great," I said.
"I'm going to add some new weapons into you, so you have more destructive powers," says Mom.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... how will that fix it," I asked.
"You can destroy all of these losers," says Mom.
"Mom... are you feeling alright," I asked.
"Hey Jenny," says Sheldon, "look at that bird!"
"Sheldon, is this some sort of lame romantic gesture," I asked.
"Not this time," says Sheldon, "I just want you to see me throw this rock at that bird!"
"What," I asked. I then grabbed the rock. "Have you lost your mind?"
"XJ9, it's just a bird," says Mom.
"Yeah, who cares about animals," says Sheldon.
"What about that snake from that reptile house," I said, "you pointed out it was endangered!"
"Snakes are cool," says Sheldon. I was hoping that meant he was still himself. "Because they can poison people with one bite!"
"You guys are starting to scare me," I said.
"Hey, Tuck just broke a window," says Brad, "now we're going to break more!"
"Let's crush everything," says Tuck.
"Wait, I see what's going on," I said, "you guys are just messing with me! This is because of that time that rich kid had me under mind control, isn't it? Good one."
"That's not a bad idea," says Mom.
"Yeah, why don't we make Jenny wreck the holidays," says Sheldon.
"We'll hold her down," says Brad.
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh... look, something to break," I said. They all look, and I fly away.
. . .
The Chemical Bad got to them! I gotta find the source!
. . .
I was searching, but I stopped and looked at the animatronic nutcracker. Normally, I'm a sucker for a robot in painted uniform... but he's not exactly the most handsome. I then scanned for the chemical bad, and I found something. I then flew to it.
. . .
I found the guy behind it. "You're the one doing this," I asked.
"I am Elmer Scrooge!"
"UUUUUUUUUhhhhhhhhh..."
"It's a long story," says Scrooge.
"Why are you doing this," I asked.
"Every year, Santa gave me nothing but coal," says Scrooge.
"Maybe you were naughty," I said.
"Well, now everyone will be naughty," says Scrooge.
"Guess what, Chemical Bad doesn't work on me," I said, "one of the perks of being a robot. And now I'm going to make you pay for what you did to my Mom and friends!"
"Better idea," says Scrooge, "you fight my giant coal powered robot!"
I then looked and saw the robot. "Funny," I said, "I didn't notice that."
The robot then grabbed me and started beating me down. I tried to fight back, but I was losing... to a steam powered robot! This is embarrassing. Scrooge then laughs.
To Be Continued
In the next chapter, Angelica finds 'Santa's workshop.'