Chapter 6: Don't Be a Jerk:

Tommy's POV:

We were still trying to get through the peoples acting mean to each other. There has to be a way to fix this!

Stu's POV:

"Has everyone lost their minds," asks Didi.

"I don't know what's going on," I said.

Angelica's POV:

I then faced Screwloose. "Screwloose," I said, "this gots to stop!"

"I thought you were on my side," says Screwloose.

"I learned if you treat each like Christmas, then your world's a holiday," I said.

"What are y- oh, I see. You imagined an elf and a reindeer singing to you, didn't you? Well, I lied about getting you presents anyway, and no child can stop my bad gas... I really need a better name for it!"

Tommy's POV:

We found these peoples and they were all looking at this baby.

"He's almost nakey," says Kimi.

"And look how sad these peoples are," says Dil.

"Maybe my walnut will cheer him up," says Chuckie.

"And my ribbon," says Lil.

"And my shoe," says Phil.

"And this hat I found," says Dil.

"And my sponge," says Kimi, "I'll put it next to this microphone."

Then the weirdest thing happened.

Sponge: Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do
But the world does not revolve around you
Don't be a jerk
It's Christmas

There's a sign above the line that says Express
That means ten items or less
Don't be a jerk (Chorus: don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

Be nice to babies and animals, old folks too
'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you
Use turn signals, don't screen my calls
Don't you wreck my house when you deck the halls

Spit your gum where it won't wind up on my shoe
Squeeze toothpaste from the bottom of the tube.
Don't be a jerk (Chorus: don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

When others are talking never interrupt
Don't put people down or leave the toilet seat up
It's the time for family and holly and turkey
'Tis the season to be jolly not jerky (Chorus: jolly not jerky)

Don't dig in the cereal box for goodness sakes
Take the prize and leave me nothing but flakes
Don't be a jerk (Chorus: don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

Santa brought nearly every gift on your list
Why whine about the one that he missed?
Don't be a jerk (Chorus: don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas

It's Christmas!

Don't be a jerk (Chorus: don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas
Don't be a jerk (Chorus: don't be a jerk)
It's Christmas!

"Maybe I was wrong about that sponge," I said.

Stu's POV:

We looked at the security monitor. I don't know who was singing that, but everyone was getting back to normal. Danny Phantom was freed from the thermist and he kisses his girlfriend. Jenny Wakeman had a group hug with her mother and friends. The Riveras were happy to see everyone was back to normal.

Angelica's POV:

Mr. Screwloose and I saw that. "NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO," shouts Screwloose.

"Looks like your bad plan failed," I said.

"You little brat-" Just as he was going to get me, Oh Tigger, Danny Phantom, and the robot girl came and grabbed him. "Drat."

. . .

Mr. Screwloose was then taken to jail. There's still one thing I gots to do!

. . .

I gave presents to the babies. I told them they were from Santa. I gave Chuckie a new snow suit, Kimi a glockenspiel, whatever that is, Phil a new pair of shoes, Lil a magic princess wand, Tommy a toy camera, that might be good for him in the future, and... I forgot Dil, so I gave him Prancy.

"Wow, this was really nice of you, Angelica," says Dil.

"What can I say," I said, "I'm no Screwloose!" We then all left for home.

The End