INT. SCHOOL CAFETERIA - DAY
Pelswick, Ace, and Goon are sitting at a table, eating their lunch. Suddenly, a commotion breaks out across the room.
PELSWICK
(confused)
What's going on?
ACE
(equally confused)
Looks like Julie and Sandra are getting into a fight.
GOON
(excitedly)
Yeah, yeah! Catfight!
BOYD SCULLARZO
(excitedly)
Yes! This is the best day ever!
PELSWICK
(confused)
Why are you so excited, Boyd? They're just fighting.
BOYD
(salivating)
Because, Pelswick, this is the ultimate entertainment! Two hot girls fighting over... whatever they're fighting about!
ACE
(disgusted)
Boyd, you're such a pig.
GOON
(pretending to be disgusted)
Yeah, yeah... get a life, Boyd.
PELSWICK
(shaking his head)
I don't get why guys like you get so excited about this stuff.
BOYD
(defensively)
Hey, it's just nature, Pelswick! Guys like a good fight!
Julie and Sandra continue to fight.
JULIE
(yelling)
You stole my boyfriend, Sandra! You're always trying to one-up me!
SANDRA
(sneering)
Please, Julie. I only dated him because I felt sorry for him. You're so... basic.
JULIE
(enraged)
Basic? You're the one who's basic, Sandra! With your fake hair and your stupid attitude!
SANDRA
(laughing)
Fake hair? At least my hair doesn't look like a bird's nest, Julie!
The fight continues, with Boyd cheering them on and Pelswick, Ace, and Goon looking on in disgust.
PELSWICK
(shaking his head)
This is so ridiculous.
ACE
(equally disgusted)
Yeah, they're fighting over some guy. How cliché.
GOON
(laughing)
Yeah, yeah... girls, right?
BOYD
(excitedly)
Yes, yes, yes! This is the best day ever!
Sandra and Julie continue to fight, their argument escalating until they're pulled apart by teachers.
FADE OUT.