Laughing All The Way To The Banksy Part Two of Exit Through the Kwik-e-mart. Bart gets his revenge on Homer for stuffing him in a rabbit cage through viral marketing and graffiti. Also more madness!
Plot
Theres just the titles then we cut straight to the episode.
Homer was in hospital bandaged up completely with his limbs in ceiling slings.
"I told you not rile Oscar by mistreating Bart and Hugo." said Marge.
Homer rolled his eyes.
"That brat needs to control his temper..." said Homer. "Aaaaaaah!" Oscar zapped him with a taser.
"Also Langdon Olger is a Quantum Lichen from Futurama..." said Oscar.
"Okay..." said Bart.
Oscar took a bite from a stick of butter.
Bart winced at him baffled.
"Apu is still protesting outside the Swapper Jacks..." said Hugo.
"Convenience forever! Freshness never!" Apu protests outside Swapper Jacks.
Marge by Homer's hospital bed sighed.
"What a sad strange little man..." said Hugo.
"Hugh can you not quote Toy Story..." Bart sighed.
"Oh and I sic'ed Tommy Lee Jones's character from The Fugitive on Milhouse again..." said Oscar.
Milhouse is re-enacting the dam scene from The Fugitive.
"I didn't do anything!" Milhouse whined to Deputy U.S. Marshal Sam Gerard.
"I don't care." said Deputy U.S. Marshal Sam Gerard. He kicked Milhouse off of the dam.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaagh... Aaaaaaaa..." splash. Milhouse took a swim. "My glasses..." He whined.
Back at the hospital Bart winced.
"Well hopefully you'll make an instant cartoon time recovery Homie, as my sisters have invited us out to the Singing Sirloin for my birthday dinner." said Marge.
"Marge baby, it's your birthday! Don't you wanna go some place more fun? Like the Rusty Barnacle..." said Homer.
"Homer I don't like fish." said Marge. "And I can be a wet blanket sometimes. I like plain spaghetti with butter."
"Okay..." said Oscar gawking.
"That's probably why we all have to suggest an evening out for you..." said Bart.
Marge sighed.
Elsewhere Season 1 Marge was furious with Season 1 Homer after her birthday.
"You bought that ball for yourself!"
Homer groaned. "No no no! I bought it for you my dear!"
"Homer I don't bowl!"
...
Oscar then goes out for Pizza Bagels with his team of anime protagonists and Bart, Vortex Force. What a dumb name...
Bart sighed as some how Oscar managed to get his own way and have pizza bagels for lunch.
"Pizzaaaaa BAGELS!" Oscar yelled.
Tai from Digimon winced at him.
"MALKAFOFET!" Oscar screeched.
"I think Oscar's gone coco in the loco..." said Genki from Monster Rancher.
Oscar suddenly bursts into song as he sings Going Loco, down in Acapulco.
Bart glared at him.
"Oz you're not funny... You're just weird..."
Oscar frowned.
"There's no need to get snippy just because your kink shaming cousin killed himself..." said Oscar.
They sit down and Oscar orders all you can eat in pizza bagels. Ie he just wants to stuff himself with pizza bagels...
"Talking of me being coco... I'm not the only one who goes nuts over pizza bagels..." said Oscar.
The Collector from Owl House is eating pizza bagels.
"With extra pepperoni." The Collector grinned.
"I meant my living teddy bear creature Teddy..." said Oscar.
At school one day, Oscar and Teddy are having school dinner/Cafeteria food.
Lunch Lady Doris was smoking a cigarette.
"Goooooood afternoon ma'am! I would like fifty pizza bagels." said Teddy.
Oscsr chuckled. "Pizza bagel..."
"Pizza bagels are tomorrow, fuzz ball." said Lunch Lady Doris.
"Huuwhaaaaaat?!" Teddy said what in a silly manner. Not deliberately but because he naturally has a goofy voice.
"Read the menu..." said Lunch Lady Doris.
Teddy reads the menu. Today for lunch is lima bean sandwiches..
"L-l-l-lima beans?!" Teddy stammered.
"Yes... lima beans..." said Lunch Lady Doris.
Teddy has one of his fits of madness... Which comes with being voiced by Richard Horvitz...
"My plans! My hopes! MY BEAUTIFUL PIZZA BAGEL DREAMS!"
Bart who was sat with Milhouse at lunch gawked at Teddy while he was having a meltdown.
"Ted..." Oscar groaned.
...
Bart's treehouse. Bart is planning his revenge against Homer for locking him in a rabbit cage.
"There. Finished." He made a stencil of Homer frowning.
"Awesome revenge, cutting your dad's face out of a piece of cardboard." said Milhouse.
"No, you dweeb. It's a stencil." said Bart.
"Oh..." said Milhouse.
"I'm going to take Homer's ugly face and spread it all over town." said Bart.
"Can I come?" Milhouse asked.
"Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher." said Bart.
Milhouse chuckles in his annoying nasally laugh.
"You're in." said Bart.
"Can I come too?" asked the cute old lady Grampa Simpson mistook for Marge's mother.
Bart frowned and shuts some green curtains his treehouse now has.
"Aww..." The old lady groaned.
Sorcerer's Apprentice, the broomstick music plays while Bart and Milhouse go around tagging and creating street art.
They put Dope posters on the school.
Dope posters on Willie's shack. Willie doesn't seem to notice.
Dope posters on Sea Captain's ship.
"Arrrrrr! What a hideous visage..." said Sea Captain.
Handsome Pete the midget clown sailor played his concertina.
Bart and Milhouse then put Dope flags on the Coast guard red flags. The ones that tell you it is too dangerous to sail.
"Arrrrrrr? I don't know what that flag means..." said Sea Captain sailing in a storm.
Finally Bart and Milhouse put posters up over a billboard of Duff.
But Drederick Tatum yells at them.
"Hey, you punks! What are you doing?!"
Bart and Milhouse are laughing.
"If you wake up my pigeons, they're gonna do their business again." said Drederick Tatum in sharp stinging tone as he opens his pigeon coop. "And these days, there's no newspapers so I have to put down Amazon Kindles." He is using Kindles instead of newspapers for them to poop on.
"They're Jamazon Kondles!" Matt wept. Drederick sighed flustered.
"I'm like... It's, it's bankrupting me." said Drederick.
Bart and Milhouse shrugged.
"You boys are really starting to piss me off! I may have to eat your faces!" said Drederick Tatum.
...
The Singing Sirloin. It is vandalised with Dope posters.
The bus boys or waiting staff are singing at tables of the customers.
They are singing to the Winfelds. That grouchy couple who used to live in the Brown House next to the Simpsons.
They are singing a love song.
"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?!" Their nephew Jules yelled.
Mrs Winfeld sighed.
"Does he look like a bitch?!" Jules yelled.
The Winfeld's creepy deformed son with his eyelids turned inside out was wearing a sock on his hand.
"Pull out their vile tongues!" He throws his voice to pretend his sock puppet is talking.
"Ugh... We can't take the boys anywhere..." said Mr Winfeld.
At another table a lady is heavily pregnant and her husband is with her, they proud to be having a baby.
The singing waiting staff sing about them having a baby.
"Try having five of the little monsters..." Homer heckled them.
"Homer don't bother the other tables..." Marge sighed.
Homer sulked.
The waiters are still singing a congratulatory ballad about them having a baby.
"She's not pregnant... She's about to have a Chestburster alien burst out of her..." said Oscar heckling the expecting couple.
Bart winced at him.
Oscar chuckled.
At another table everyone is dressed in black and they're crying. It's a wake...
The waiters sing them a sombre but comforting elegy.
Personally the last thing anyone wants to do after a funeral is eat out...
"Oh Gerald...why did you have to die?" The deceased's widow presumably sobbed.
Bart gawking at the other tables rolled his eyes.
Marge was explaining to her sisters that for once Homer got her a lovely gift, all on his own.
"So I suggest you hags eat your humble pie! Gahahahaha!" Homer laughed at Patty and Selma.
Marge sighed.
"Homer less of the schadenfreude..."
"I LIKE PIE!" Teddy, Oscar's living teddy bear yelled joyfully.
...
School one following morning.
Skinner was baffled by the Dope Posters.
"Hmmmm..." He studied the posters of Homer with a stern, steely expression.
"Sir they appear to be some kind of meme. Like the Obey Obama posters." said Martin.
"Please stop following me around!" Skinner cried as he ran off in fear.
Martin shrugged.
Bart and Milhouse chuckled when they saw their handiwork.
"If this works out well, My dad hopefully is too much of a dope to notice the posters and will be the laughing stock of the whole town!"
Milhouse chuckled.
"Let's try to keep this under wraps and act like we know nothing about all this..." said Bart.
Milhouse nodded.
Bart would have said more but he was distracted by Paula the Koala ringing out from Oscar's portable TV. He was watching lame koala-centric cartoons.
"Well I should apply for the job as a vet. For I have the koala-fications! Ha?" said Paula the Koala.
"Oz stop watching lame-oh koala cartoons..." Bart sighed.
Oscar glared at him. Everyone in the hall could hear his cartoons playing.
"Last week you were watching Blinky Bill during recess..." Bart groaned.
"I like Blinky Bill!" Oscar yelled.
"Haw Haw! You're lame!" said Nelson.
Oscar scowled at Nelson.
"See?" Bart sighed.
"You're lame too for letting him live with you!" said Nelson.
Bart groaned annoyed.
"Let's head to class..." said Milhouse.
The two fourth graders leave Oscar who is dawdling as he is fixated on his cartoons.
Ace sighed. "Oz do you want another lateness slip?"
Oscar sighed and switched off his portable TV.
Oscar and Ace both head to class.
Inane Brian is reading a book. Then he gets startled by Oscar gawking at him and leaps five times his own height into the air and his eyes leap out of their sockets.
Oscar winced.
"Yeah Toons tend to act in a goofy manner Oz..." said Ace.
Oscar sits down and puts his portable TV back on. He is watching P,B and J otter.
Ace sighed.
...
Elsewhere Hans Moleman was teaching an adult class at the adult education centre on how to eat an orange.
"The art of eating an orange is a subtle..."
"Just eat the damn orange!" Grampa Simpson yelled.
Plot 2
Homer is driving to work.
"Dri-ving-to-work" He sings to The Simpsons theme tune.
"Thhhhhhheeeee Simpsooooooons..." sang the logo in the sky.
Homer gawked at the logo in the sky.
"What the... huh?!" He sees the dope posters everywhere.
Bart even covered up pimples on a billboard for spot cream that had a lady's covered in spots. But now Dope Posters instead.
"Wait a minute... that guy on the poster looks familiar." said Homer.
He looks in his rear mirror and squints making an expression similar to the Dope poster's face.
"Don't just stare back at me, come up with a theory!" Homer yelled at his reflection.
"I am evil Homer from the mirror universe! Don't talk back to me you great lump!" said Homer's reflection.
Homer screamed he swerved about briefly losing control of his car.
"Geez, it's all over the place." said Homer seeing the posters everywhere.
"Holy moley!"
"Guacamole!" Oscar yelled appearing in the back of the car sat in the passenger seats.
"Go back to class!" Homer yelled. Oscar teleports back to class.
Wiggum is sat in his police van with Lou. "Quiet night." He sighed.
"Chief it is in the middle of the day..." said Lou.
Wiggum sighed.
"Nothin' but the sound of a spray can and kids laughing, heh." said Wiggum.
"Tag, we're it!" some kids were playing.
"That's it. Book em Lou." said Chief Wigum.
Lou sighed.
At work. Homer arrives in Sector 7G. He gasps. The Dope posters were slapped on every wall in the halls and the cafeteria.
"Yeah I um am not sure about the point of this viral marketing..." said Carl.
Lenny stared at the posters. "Looks kinda like Homer..."
...
Town.
Bart truants for a while to do a spot of vandalism and street art.
He tags El Barto on a wall.
Milhouse gawks at his tag.
"Gotta go back to the classics Mil." said Bart.
Milhouse nodded.
Oscar arrived. "Kalahoohoo!"
Bart sighed. "Go away Oz..."
"Okay poopy-face tomato nose..." said Oscar.
Bart winced at him.
"Uh..." said Milhouse.
"Make biscuits! Make biscuits!" Oscar yelled on his knees while grasping Milhouse's face with his outstretched hands.
Bart face palmed.
Eventually Oscar left. He arrived in the town park. He was having a picnic with Teddy, his pet teddy bear.
"I'm so glad you agreed to come on this picnic with me Teddy, it really means a lot to me that you care!" said Oscar. Talking normally for once.
"Okay Poopey-face Narrator..." Oscar said to the fourth wall.
"Anytime Oz, Anytime Oz! So um what homemade recipe have you brung this time around ?" Teddy asked sniffing with his big wet shiny black nose.
"Well I made egg salad..." said Oscar taking out a tupperware box with egg salad inside.
Teddy whimpered.
"Look I won't let Bigfoot kidnap you when you ask me to pass the egg salad..." said Oscar.
"Raggle Fraggle!" said Bigfoot waving his furry arms about.
Teddy screamed.
"Go away Bigfoot..." said Oscar. Bigfoot left.
Teddy calmed down. "What else ya got?"
"I got potato salad, that took me three days to make! THREE DAYS!" Oscar replied before yelling three days loudly.
Teddy winced.
...
We then hop back to Marge's birthday to include some stuff that didn't make it in the last episode.
"Happy Birthday Mom!" Everyone cheered.
"Aaw, thanks, guys. You shouldn't have." Marge was flattered.
"Go Margey! It's your birthday! We're gonna party like it's-" Oscar sang Yo Shorty it's your birthday by 50 cent.
"Oz enough!" Bart yelled.
Later...
"Well at least the attention is all on me still. Usually you lot go off to watch the golf..."
"The ladies golf..." said Bart.
"There are no lady golf players!" said Aunt Patty sharply.
"Now Patty Iim sure that's not-" said Marge.
"Because they distract the male golf players.." said Selma.
Marge face palmed.
"They say that about astronauts and goats too..." Bart groaned.
Forward to the present. Homer is at home with Bart watching the news.
"Springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist and his iconic calling-card, which we have dubbed "Mr. Fatso."" said Kent.
Bart laughed.
"Heard about this thing, boy?" said Homer.
"No, no. I'm too concerned with unemployment." Bart replied.
Hm, sounds like a lie, but what could he be covering up? Homer was thinking.
"Homie, have you seen our stencil budget for this month?" Marge asked. They have a stencil budget...
"Not now, Marge." Homer was in deep thought.
"Chief, any leads on this "Vandal Van Gogh"?" Kent asked.
"I don't traffic in wordplay, Kent." said Chief Wiggum.
"Yes you do! You make ridiculous puns all the time!" Officer Lou sighed.
Chief Wiggum frowned at him.
"But I do have a message for Mr. Prank Lloyd Wright."
"Uh, that's architecture, not painting, Chief." said Lou
"They're all artists, Lou. Why don't you open your eyes." said Chief Wiggum annoyed.
Lou sighed.
Brock from Pokemon was standing nearby too. "I can't see any thing! The artist always draws me with my eyes shut!" said Brock.
"Why don't you open your eyes..." said Wiggum.
"Because his eyes kill people if they look directly at his eyes..." said the anime artist for Pokemon.
Bart winced.
...
Oscar and Teddy are still having a picnic.
"I also made chocolate pudding. And yes I made it at four in the morning..." said Oscar.
"But why?!" Teddy asked.
"Because I've lost control of my life..." said Oscar.
A studio audience laughs.
Teddy looks aside at the fourth wall baffled.
"What else..." Teddy asked.
"I've got a lasagne with a bomb in it." The lasagne exploded.
"WILL YOU STOP WITH THE NICKELODEON JOKES!" Teddy yelled.
Oscar sighed.
At school.
Ace and Brian decided to go on a very important mission, to restore Lisa's soul or life force.
"We have to find Langdon Olger's pet fungus Ego. A quantum lichen is two beings. The handsome life draining Id and a fungus monster Ego that stores the stolen life energy." said Ace.
"Okay..." said Inane Brian.
"I'm coming too!" said Milhouse.
"No! No more lives must be lost because of me!" said Ace.
"But Lisa is my beloved!" said Milhouse.
"Eeeeeeeew..." said Brian.
"Fine..." said Ace.
They head to Langdon Olger's house.
"Why are all these kids truanting..." Skinner sighed.
Because Leopold is on vacation...
As Ace, Inane Brian and Milhouse head to Langdon's house they pass Graggle, who is stark naked.
"Hey boys!" said Graggle.
Ace, Brian and Milhouse screamed.
"My eyes! My eyes!" Brian screamed because Graggle was naked.
Graggle sighed.
...
Oscar and Teddy are still having a picnic.
"I gotta ask... Do you eat canned pet food?" Oscar asked.
"Yeeeuck! No! Never feed me dog or cat food!" Teddy groaned.
"Well I also bought you a jar of honey." said Oscar.
"Yum!" Teddy licked his chops. Bears love honey.
"I also brought my tea set. Hehehehe..." said Ks ar taking out a tea set of cups, saucers and the tea pot.
"Stop being an insufferable Limey..." Teddy frowned.
Oscar glared at him.
"We're supposed to be the best of friends..." said Teddy.
"Yeah and all day you've yelled at me for making Nickelodeon jokes and being British..." said Oscar.
"Okay fine! Drink your fancy tea in your flowery cups then!" Teddy yelled.
Langdon Older's front yard. There is a giant green fungus monster in the yard sleeping.
"Holy macaroni!" Brian screamed.
Ace hand gagged him to shut him up.
But the monster woke up and growled.
"Sweet Lizzie McGuire!" Milhouse yelled.
"Hey what's that racket?!" Langdon yelled as he runs outside.
"Okay you two shut your eyes until I tell you to open them!" said Ace.
"What's your plan?" Milhouse asked.
"The only way to get Lisa back is to force feed Langdon's pet mushroom with unlimited life energy. Ie my immortal life.,. I'm sacrificing a few centuries of my infinite life span. No biggie to me." Ace explained. "Now Squeaky and Flaps!"
His pet bats pull off Langdon's paper bag hat.
"Hey!" Langdon yelled. Immediately green light in beams shone from Ace's eyes and mouth. The fungus monster absorbed this life energy.
However because Ace is immortal he had infinite life to give. The fungus monster swelled up. Then the green mouldy beast exploded.
The life energy was released and in wisps headed back to the people it was taken from.
Lisa gasped as she woke up in the school halls. "What happened?!"
"You had been dead for three days... You saw Langdon's face..." said Hugo.
Lisa is baffled.
"He's a quantum lichen..." said Hugo.
Lisa rolled his eyes. His name is weird enough to be a quantum lichen name...
...
The Simpsons house. Homer is still watching the news report about the Dope posters.
He ponders if Bart is hiding something.
"Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry, you may have thumbed your nose at the police, and made yourself into a combination of Robin Hood, Luke Skywalker and, well, every rapper ever, but unless you prove that this wasn't just a one-time spree, and take your controversial art form to the next level, I am not impressed." said Wiggum. Now we make fun of this dialogue...
Bart winced.
"Bart, I am your father!" said Homer wearing the talking vader helmet from Replace-able You.
The Darth Vader theme plays.
"No! No! That's not true! That's impossible!" Bart screamed.
Wiggum also said the meme artist was Robin Hood.
"I take from the rich and give to the poor! No wait! Stop with the silliness narrator!" Bart quipped before trying to be serious.
Never!
"And as for you Mr. Frank Gehry. You may of made us a non-Euclidean opera theatre that Mr Burns later turned into a penitentiary. But until you start building with ninety degree angles I am assuming you secretly are part of a cult to awaken Cthulhu!" said Wiggum.
Bart winced.
Frank Gehry's house.
"Damn it! That fat police chief knows my secret!" Frank Gehry is wearing cultist robes while performing dark rituals with the Necronomicon to awaken Cthulhu.
Back at the Simpsons. Lisa comes home.
"I'm back!" said Lisa.
Bart groaned.
Marge in tears hugged her.
"Oh sweetie!"
"Mom! Let me breath..." Lisa whined.
Marge let's her go.
"What happened?" Mom asked.
"Langdon Olger is a quantum lichen apparently..." said Lisa.
Bart winced.
Plot 3
Bart's treehouse.
Bart and Milhouse are planning another graffiti spree.
"A couple of murals maybe..."
Milhouse nodded.
Over at Swapper Jacks.
A lady is talking to Snake Jailbird who now works at the Swapper Jacks. Yes Snake...
"I am totally turning my life around dudes!" said Snake wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt.
"Please just wear ordinary clothes and not those awful shirts!" Oscar cried.
Quiffy seethed.
"Oz stop annoying your Toon..." Hugo sighed.
Anyhoo back to Snake and the lady chatting to him.
So, how do you like working at Swapper Jack's?
"Hey, after biting off a man's nose in a prison race war, selling pre-cooked Pad Thai to soccer moms is pretty darn sweet." said Snake.
"Aaaaagh you crazy bastard! You bit off my nose!" A Mexican convict with his nose ripped off screamed. Thankfully through the medium of literature you readers don't have to see the horrible, bloody remains of the man's maimed face.
Oscar screamed in terror.
"Kid stop screaming..." a till worker sighed.
"Also it was a race war dude. So um... I'm racist too." said Snake.
The noseless guy frowned.
"People are gonna start calling you Voldermort." said Snake to him.
A soccer mom in sweatpants and a matching hoodie bought some pre-cooked Pad Thai. She's too lazy to cook...
"Here, I'm not Jailbird, I'm just "Bird."" said Snake.
"Word?" Oscar asked.
"Oz no!" Hugo yelled.
Suddenly Peter Griffin bursts out of the cheese kiosk Apu was hiding in back in Exit Through the Kwik e Mart. He immediately sings to Surfing Bird by the Trash men while dancing.
Hugo face palmed.
"Sorry..." Oscar said sheepishly.
...
Outside at night. Bart and Milhouse are spray painting pictures.
Bashir runs past sobbing.
"Okay why are you crying Bashir..." Bart sighed.
"Because your stupid blasphemous western marines killed my uncle Osama!" Bashir cried.
"Bashir, your uncle was a terrorist..." said Bart.
Bashir glared at Bart.
Also The Onion stated Osama will rise from the ocean as a giant monster with gamma vision! Cooooool!"
Back at Swapper Jacks Peter Griffin had since left after singing Surfing Bird.
Apu then tried to rob Snake, instead of the other way round.
"This is a stick-them-up!" He pulls out a gun while wearing a blue hoodie. "Because I have a gun, you must stick them up now!"
"Holy cannoli!" Oscar screamed.
Hugo face palmed.
Snake puts up his hands.
"Yes, it is loaded, with bullets that you put in my chest." said Apu.
"You're using already discharged caps?! That won't work! That's basic gun slinging knowledge!" said Oscar.
"Yeah Apu..." said Snake.
"Now empty the cash drawer!" Apu yelled.
Snake sighed.
"Come on!" Apu yelled.
"All right, chill, bro. Just chill out." said Snake.
"I will chill you, right between your damned eyes!" Apu yelled. "For once, the lndian has been outsourced!"
"Kali Maaaaaaaaaa!" Oscar rasped.
"Oz no!" Hugo sighed.
"Kali maaaaaaa..." said Oscar.
Hugo face palmed.
Apu was still holding Snake at gun point.
...
At home Marge and Lisa are looking after the rabbit.
"Uh Lisa..." Marge asked.
"Hmmmm?"
"How do we stop him from uh eating his own waste..." said Marge. Rabbits do that...
"Mom, Rabbits do that with their first toilet break of the day... Their digestive tract is too short to process cellulose..." said Lisa.
Marge retched.
"The wonders of nature..." Hugo grinned.
"Also I left Oscar to teleport home from Swapper Jacks because he was being weird again..." Hugo added.
Hey!
At Swapper Jacks while Apu holds Snake hostage.
"Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. Just give me the piece." Snake tried to take the gun from him.
"No..." Apu resisted.
"You've got a family, dude." said Snake.
"No i don't! I never married Manjula in this continuity! I don't even know who she is! My mother was deported for violating my freedom to marry or not marry!" said Apu.
"Okay..." said Snake.
"Now I know you have a son! Now open the cash register or I'll leave him without a father!" Apu yelled.
"Whoa dude! Not cool!" Snake frowned.
"Yeah not cool Apu..." said Oscar.
"Okay this is getting bloody ridiculous father!" said Noop.
"Get out of my continuity Gheet!" Oscar snapped.
"I am Noop! You racist!" said Noop.
Rufus from The Dreamstone gawked at Oscar and Noop Nahasapeelasomethingsomething.
"What are you looking at green bunny person?!" Oscar yelled.
Quiffy winced.
"Now I wish to identify as a sentient blue piano called Oscar..." said Oscar.
Quiffy face palmed.
...