It was midday, when reality seemingly focused a lot of energy into one location before causing a very violent resonance cascade. Destroying 20 whole blocks killing innocent and guilty alike in pure destructive power with the shockwaves breaking the sound barrier and destroying another 50. Unrestrictive and uncaring who is caught in its path. Innocent and guilty, young and old, useful and useless, it mattered not who died. Their death's now serve another purpose.
"Oof!" The noticeably young man of another world was dropped uncharismatically. Barely sticking the landing due to years of experience holding true. "Urgh. A little rougher next time, why don'cha? Woah." His hand immediately went to his neck, the voice a bit different, but still the same voice he had when he was younger. 'De-aging is nice and all, but really? A just beginning teenager? Why do they always do that? Why can't it be a young adult?'
He groaned at the thought of puberty again. The urges he could not control at all. Was something his father told him he was expected to literally hump everything. "*tch*…" He cut off that line of thinking immediately. The perk and Gamer's Mind and Body (remastered) are going to work easily enough since he has the perks to utilize it. Though it is mostly a suggestion that can go ignored whatever it may go up against, unless he has some way to back it up. This is what he thought more deeply than thinking about someone he hasn't nor wanted to think about for a very damn long time. And he will keep it that way to… mayhaps the day he dies. It's what men do right? It's why they die earlier right? Right?
Update!
'Oh what is it now?'
User has failed to balance out the stats with enough drawbacks.
Number of penalties being issued: 1
Formerly, Agent:
Somewhere, Somehow, sometime, he is brought back after what he was with a couple of adjustments. Do not bother convincing him you're not the one once he is given enough time and evidence to think so. He is not wrong to believe so. He will adapt to the environment for the most part until you have his attention. How he will act is dependent on your actions. Recruit or End him. That is up to you alone.
Due to the circumstances of the penalty, the restriction on the "script" of the tutorial level has been loosened. You are now allowed to escape without being identified or caught. Other methods have been allowed but it is up to your discretion to figure them out.
'…What? Who the fuck it this? Wait wait. I couldn't stealth out of here unnoticed unless I had a confrontation? I mean I was thinking about it but it wouldn't be allowed? The hell? Also, who's "he"?' He looked at the prompt before dismissing it with a thought as he hung his head down with a sigh. Giving a few moments before sneaking his way out of an old familiar sight, deep in his thoughts. 'Right. It's an automated response. Well at least I have no angel or devil on my shoulder. Backseat gaming is a nightmare.' A New Vegas quest name fades in at the corner of his vision.
WU-BANG-OW IN CHINATOWN
Quest Start
*Find a way out of the affected area
He could not help but chuckle at the naming of it. Calming him down from what could potentially be a mortal enemy. He was sneaking along taking in the sights before he reached into his coat and took a trusty sip from his vault 13 canteen as he watched all the skeletons stripped clean of flesh in horrible poses showing the fear and/or pain they went through before they died. His mask just let it phase through just to reach his mouth for ease of eating and drinking "relatively" safe to consume. He took it all in easily as he picked up the pace with his stealth until he was satisfied with his canteen. 'Hm. Whiskey, single-malt, 12 or 20 years? Been a long time since I had some.' He thought as he put it away.
He was scanning his surroundings and noticed that most of the words are written in an Asian language. 'Where the fuck am I? China? Better not be fucking china. Cause I will settle the score if I have to and I intend to win. Especially since they are always fucked in every reality realistically, ignoring the placating the companies did to get their precious fuqin mone cause fack morales lets get filthy rich by bowing to the fuck-tards.' He was getting a bit hungry from all this death and destruction. But he would rather not deal with DC's Chinese knockoff league. Why? Cause he will lose his shit from the audacity DC and that worlds china to make it and not even make it original.
And he is… More than happy to correct that mistake
Soon enough, just as he was reaching the end, was when these gem-heads started showing up. He had a good healthy distance from each and every one of them his nano's were registering where they flew, ran, or patrolled the area that was transitioning from ruins to a slightly shaken city. He had a stray thought for a moment before he berated himself for being so stupid. The thought was to reveal himself and ask for help home before he remembered the drawback and who exactly he's talking about. Whoever or whatever these gem-heads are, they are going to blame something he (technically) has nothing to do with on him and not just let him head back home stateside.
Just as soon as walked through an apartment building that he saw was the first of the relatively unaffected areas did the quest change.
*Find a way out of the affected area (Completed)
*Eliminate 20 Yàngbǎn members
*Bouns: Eliminate 50 Yàngbǎn members
'Well shit nigga. That's all you had to say. But who the fuck is the Yang-bang? Whatever. Though I rather burn down the whole wasps nest all at once with them, none the wiser. Well. Wiser than what they can't tell from all the bodies. So I guess it's showtime!' He thought while melding into the shadows as he took a trusty sip from his vault 13 canteen
POV: Yangban schmuck #who cares
It was quiet at first. Working in a search grid pattern for any survivors while looking for whoever could be responsible for such a thing. Simple enough looking through the area with the wide range of sensory abilities they first send out to search. The heavy hitters moved in quickly behind them to subdue the one responsible or to move heavy debris out from wherever there were lucky enough survivors to rescue. They did so in dead silence, not at all helping those who went through a mentally traumatic experience.
Usually, they would just kill them all and be done with just to save time and money as they would to avoid the spreading of pretty much anything para-hunans come up with. But with such a major explosion obliterating the city of Tianjin without any prompt or warning gaining not only national attention but the attention of the world at large. Thus their masters have ordered to rescue and… detain until further notice (indefinitely) while they researched and tested the civilians for any sickness or side effects from the multitude of strange radiation until they are cleared to go (translation: We are keeping them until the world forgets about them and then killing them. Getting rid all of the evidence afterwords) to show not only the public their generosity but their capacity to resolve it on their own (extremely unlikely coming from lying fascist bastards) and show how much greater they are then the corrupt PRT.
He was- (nobody) of- (blah blah blah) with his ability to sense the makeup of the surroundings a whole lot closer to a certain range which made him useful in regards to this kind of assignment. Usually he is on the infiltration or security team due to making it impossible for anyone to sneak on him. It became all hands on deck once an unconfirmed attack or event happened so close to their capital, Beijing. He was sent along with more than a third of others to investigate and "keep the peace" while the rest continued on their prospective assignments if they were able to contact them, and the remainder were all sent to the capital to safeguard their masters.
Due to the numerous unique signals, the explosion displacing the atmospheres soundwaves, and numerous radiation going all over the place communication has either been extremely spotty or nonexistent keeping in contact with others if they weren't 5 feet close to each other. It was deemed acceptable and sent them anyway into the dead city.
He was wary but not exactly worried with whatever or whoever was the cause of this, as they will bow before- "*Uhm*." Something bit through the thin fabric that covered his neck. His hand shooting up to it to swat or take off whatever was there, finding nothing.
His last thoughts were how did he get a mosquito bite as everything went black
Regular POV
"Hey. Jew-Killer. Wake the fuck up." A harsh voice roused him from his nappytime, panicking for a moment before his indoctrinated (read: brainwash) training kicked in and calmed himself immediately. He was cut off before he could say anything to get the ball rolling. "Look to your right." Out of habit due to listening to the voices that order him through his special helmet he looked, freezing in building terror. Six of his comrades tied to a thick pole like he was, all dead with their heads in different amounts of their head blown off. One of the closer ones that he can see clearly was sickening him with a tongue barely hanging off a string of muscle outside of the mouth's missing lower jaw that can be seen without being covered by the broken mask.
There was a seventh one still alive next to him, struggling quite fiercely against her bonds. Quicker than he can blink "*SPLAT!*" His so-called training was crumbling real quick as the fear started giving him frostbite due to the joyful laughter of his captor breaking him down mentally in ways he was never prepared for. "Ho ho ho ho ho ho~! Holy nutballs~! Did you see her head? It went: Perggggah~. Oh man~, I was wondering when a head will explode completely."
He can only watch in horror before the same voice that tapped his communications addressed him once more. "Now that I have your attention. You will do as I say or I will do the same to you and move on to the next SS nazi knock-off of your little groupie."
"我不会对你做任何事- *CRACK* ARRRRGH-HA-HAAAAA! Haaaaaaa."
He looked down to see a hole spurting out blood where a good chunk of what surrounds his former kneecap should be. "None of that Flippino ching chong bing bong crap thank you very much. Either speak American or I will joyfully take your other kneecap."
"Me no speak-ah guuuuuuuud!" He desperately grounded out. Almost biting off his tongue in pain "Alright you ha- wait. Are you crying right now?"
"N-Nooooooo."
"DONT LIE TO ME!"
"Y-y-yos-yos-Iah Iah cry. I-iah cry."
"Oh MAN~! that is hilarious." And proceeded to laugh at him again even harder while his sobs intensified.
"Ahhhhhh. I hate most bullshit so I'll cut to the chase. Do you want to die now or do you want to die later?"
"Uh-uh-uh-uh-ha-uh-"
"Uh-uh-uh- what chin? Do you mind if I call you chin-your name is chin now. Give me an answer chin, my finger is getting kinda itchy here." His fear for death and the pain he went through was hosing down all forms of rational thought.
"Lat-uh'er! Lat-uh'er~!" The now name named chin desperately spoke through the sobs
"Ok there chin. Calm down there, jeez~. You don't have to overreact." He could only sob a bit harder as he tried to do what the deranged man wanted
"Im sowrre Im sowrre. I'ah, I'ah sucka yoar diiii~c."
A hacking sound could be heard "Ew. Thanks but no thanks. Thats pretty fuqin gay. I just need you to confirm a couple things for me."
"Or-kay or-kay."
"Are we in China?"
"Yesh."
"Why are you schmucks all swarming this area?"
"We's saw strange ex-explosion. W-w-we come to see hand-anhd capture."
"So standard procedure huh? I can get that. Now, last, and most importantly… Is there Star Wars?"
"Waht?"
"Is there anything related to, connected, or exists in relation to the name Star Wars. Yes or no?"
"N-no."
"Fuqin ell this universe is forsakened…" He mumbled too low to hear "Ok chin. I need you to do something for me before you're good to go. I need you to turn on your emergency transponder. Can you do that for me?"
"Yes yes. I do'h so." And did it without question.
"Thank you Chin. I'll see you soon." He spoke calmly without a hint of previous emotions, before the line went dead
10 Miles out
"Damn I'm gonna miss chin…" He desummoned The Last Whisper before getting up, posting himself taking a knee, shaking his head in disbelief at the thought before summoning the Davey Crockett and starting taking aim easily enough until it was time to fire. "Nah~. He'll turn up soon enough. I'm sure of it." He watched closely enough seeing all the gem-heads predictably converging at the presighted area. 'Ah! Almost forgot.' He adjusted the shell to not have fallout but will make the artillery nukes resulting explosion much more potent.
'Honestly if I didn't have at least 10 strength it would've been impossible to fire this thing two handed. Never Mind the 100 gun requisite.' As soon as the gem-heads were deep inside the blast radius was when he fired away. "*THOOM*" The normal shell easily goes at minimum 200 miles per hour instantly and is undetectable by any means other than physically seeing it. And even then it's still too late.
"*Boom*~."
The flash was easily dealt with by his mask, and the resulting mushroom cloud was watched with satisfaction while he perceived the area with a satisfied smile to sense for any survivors.
There were none.
'Guess pa was right. Measure twice, cut once is actually pretty helpful in anything relating to math.' It also helped that he was very thorough checking the environment for any potential witnesses, while doing the math thoroughly to ensure no one is surviving a decimated 20 blocks. He watched in satisfaction of a job well done as he took a trusty sip from his vault 13 canteen. He knew he did a job well done since he didn't lose any karma from it. Or maybe he forgot he shut it off and had it removed. Either way, he hadn't lost any reputation since logically speaking no-one had seen him and were able to report him with some evidence of his existence.
It felt great for once that factions that can not somehow violate some fundamental law of physics to omniscience and be all-seeing God almighty to know his 20-men takedown he did with the Sleepytyme with no-one raising the alarm somehow made the opposing faction he didn't want learning of his transgressions and completely invalidate all that trouble he went through in the first place. How exactly can you stealth and do as you please if certain choices invalidate the preparations that logically, you can get away blameless in the first place.
He watched the exp bar fill up. Leveling him up 7 times before stopping. Already opening up the skill sheet for his input of the 245 skill points from his intelligence stat plus educated giving him a glitched sign before fixing itself into a 14 bringing in a total 259 skill points. Weird… Anyway, he topped off the important one before going for the more relevant ones such as Barter because fuck everyone he likes money and then going after the the ones closer to being maxed out but then he saw it's already maxed out. 'Ooooooh right. Savant was a thing.'
Level Up!
Skills:
Barter - 138 - 150
Energy Weapons - 102 - 150
Explosives - 133 - 150
Guns - 145 - 150
Lock-picking - 104 - 150
Medicine - 134 - 150
Melee Weapons - 138 - 150
Repair - 138 - 150
Science - 136 - 150
Stealth - 146 - 150
Speech - 106 - 150
Survival - 138 - 150
Unarmed Combat - 137 - 150
Gambling - 150 - 150
Piloting - 127 - 150
In the end, he ended up with all the stats maxed out to 150 with 1,595 skill points left over. Usually, skill points that went over were lost forever. But it didn't. Already he was waiting for the prompt to show up
Update!
You have reached your first milestone. One or more of your stats/skills is now ready for promotion. There are three ways for you to go about your promotion, the first is to complete a feat (all conditions considered) pertaining to that stat/skill. The second is to complete the special quest given in relation to it that you may view in your Quest log. The third is to completely bypass it by any means you find. In addition, after the skill tier is promoted every skill point in it will require in actuality 25 skill points total.
You may also purchase a perk point in exchange for a 100 skill points
He couldn't bring himself to get angry. He just couldn't. It was reasonable enough. If he didn't have the 100 starter that he was smart enough to look for in the first place he would've been relatively screwed. Not to mention he would be in for a very bad time since he would not have any solid power in the first place to do as he pleases without wanting or needing to compromise morals or standards. He would be forced to choose to side with a faction until he can become the faction. There was always a reason why he choose independent Vegas, if not that then Mr. House. It was an easy toss up anyone with a sane logical mind can easily agree with without being faulted for.
'Any other choice is mentally retarded. Between slavers, and corrupt bureaucrats with their supposedly god-given right to tax.' He spit down in distaste, being pleasantly surprised that his helmet automatically phased it through. 'Well now I'm going to spit more often. Let's see that perk list now.' He knew that conventional travel out of the country was impossible at this time and the borders are without a doubt closed and watched, so unfortunately, or rather fortunately he was going to have to spend perk points on something that has finally become useful now that it is no longer constrained.
"Special" Aquaboy: END 5 Level 0 Cost 10 PP
Water is your ally. You no longer take any environmental damage in water and can breathe underwater.
Rank 2: Cost 10 PP
You become undetectable while submerged depending on conditions. Stacks.
Rank 3: Cost 50 PP
Any water related environment now falls under the same clauses as the previous two ranks. You also gain mastery affinity to anything related to water but must be trained and comprehended.
Perk Evolution to 'Son of the Sea' Cost: 100 PP
Oooooh~. He wanted it so badly. He hasn't passed the tutorial yet and the system already has him by the balls. If he wasn't (possibly) autistic he would've most likely already gone on a massacre spree on anything that breathes if his morales didn't restrain himself so easily. Especially that perk evolution. To become one of his first childhood novels was a dream come true, no matter how non-existent his childhood was. That was his saving grace, even if it was by accident due to summer reading the school posts and never grades.
'I haven't even used the shop the system has yet and already I feel like a broke-ass bitch.' He inwardly grumbled. Already spending his skill point to render it to 295 and spending all 20 perk points getting it to rank 2 on a perk that should've been cheaper if not reasonably revamped in the first place. 'Hopefully it's reasonable due to it working on the law of equivalent exchange. I would rather not suspend my code so quickly just to get definite power quickly enough…' He paused in thought. Looking back at the perk's name, focusing on a particular part of the perk name he took.
'You callin me retarded taking this perk admin?' He received no response of course. Snorting at the predictable silence. His only lament of the situation is that he couldn't get Jury-rigging right off the back.
After closing it, the objectives were updated again.
*Eliminate 20 Yàngbǎn members (Completed)
*Bouns: Eliminate 50 Yàngbǎn members (Completed)
*Hidden Objective completed: Eliminate 100 Yàngbǎn members or more (Completed)
*Escape the country
A hidden objective completed right off the back. He cheered inwardly but now he isn't leaving for quite a bit.
Since he can't afford any of the riskier smuggling rates or commercial travel, the next best thing is to literally swim out of the country and head to Japan. It was without a doubt one of his stupider plans, it didn't break the top 10 but there was a method to the madness. His idea to already start grinding his stats right off the back while saving time and inconveniences.
But his finely honed Gamer Warrior senses were tingling. It was time to abuse the Tutorial.
-Later that day-
After scouring a couple of Junkyards, polluted areas, and high-end factories clean, he had his crafting make a 'Supercomputer (Relative)' since he didn't put in the effort to make it better besides one key feature, the ability to disconnect from networking in any form from anything with a flick of a switch. An analog feature that saved him so many times from surprise cyberwarfare attacks as he absorbed it into his system. He also made the best damn version of the final hidden blades he can make, though quite limited in its capabilities other than arrows with poison variant and its syndicate form. But it will have to do. Since what he wants to do next will take awhile, so why not cruise this world's internet to see what surface information he can get.
It can't be that bad. Right?
-Literally 2 mins, 29 secs, and .03 nanosecs later-
"I'M IN FACKING WURM?!"
He needs to rectify his emotions immediately or he will fail the tutorial. Stat.
-PHOoey interlude-
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Topic: The Abyss I
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Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Posted On Jan 12th 2011:
I am not one for social media and that kind of crap. But I find the use of this amusing as shit and I for one would like to test my luck against yours. Would you like to be apart of something... New?
This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal Void. But I should warn you, should you take this, there's no going back. Especially when I'm going to be leaving a lot of power in your hands.
Unfortunately, I cannot tell you exactly what it might entail, only that it's fraught with risks. So... In? Or out?
XxVoid_CowboyxX
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►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Oh shit. Uhhhhhhhh. Ok. This is. Kinda creepy and ominous to be honest. Should I be worried?
Why me? And what's with all those tags? You do realize you did it twice right?
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
All in due time my fascinating friend. But, unfortunately, that cannot be answered without your input. No, you shouldn't be worried because if anything, and I mean anything, should happen to you due to some uppity schmucks even so much as blow wind in your general direction will not survive my... consequences... I will even end the Simurgh herself after putting the fear of God into her. Of course, that is if you are in.
Because they are true and because I earned them.
So... In or out?
►winged_one (Not Simurgh)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
How do you exist? Why are you here?
...Not Funny.
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Ah. Speak of the Devil, and she shall appear.
How are you? Doing well for the most part I assume. How's it like in space? Enjoying the view?
I know it's not funny. It's hilarious. If it bothers you so much, blow up Malaysia for me. They had it too easy from what I've seen. If done I shall consider it.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Oh shishtt Theywhowhathkajsfnojksafnkld. awoijakaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.../.,.. She's... Not going to kill me or master me is she?
This is a prank right? Why do you have double brackets and tags?
Also, what did Malaysia ever do to you?
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
I wouldn't worry about it too much. Isn't that right siggy?
I assure you it's not a prank. This is as real... relatively real as it gets since this is in the internet.
Was new to this an hour or so ago but I think I like it. Makes it all the more unique
Last chance. In or out? I really hate repeating myself but I am being reasonably patient since your reaction is to be expected.
►Tin_Mother (Moderator) (Mommy?)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
I don't know who you are but you will be dealt with shortly. You will also be reported to the authorities for your hacking into PHO.
Do not accept it for your own sake Void
Please do not incite an endbringer into decimating a country, even if we can't confirm, let's not risk getting so many people killed.
Really?
►XxVoid_CowboyxX (Principal)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Um, uh. im in im in.
Holy shit! You hacked PHO?
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
What do you think?
Excellent. I will explain soon enough.
Oh wow. You made me work a bit harder did ya Tin? A good attempt that made me straighten my posture and take you a bit seriously. But obviously, no banana.
I do what I want, when I want, whenever I want. Blame life that your having a skill issue.
Yes. Really.
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►AllSeeingEye
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
What did I just come across?
►Bagrat (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know?)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
You and me both.
HEY!
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Don't get your tittes twisted. The question mark only shows up now in threads that you weren't the original poster. Just a bit of tomfoolery, you should take Mommy's particular post in consideration that shows you how much worse I could've possibly done, so take it in stride big boi.
If you wanna not have that question mark then your going to have ta be the original poster a whole lot more often. So shake that money maker boi.
So for now Void, if you ask the right questions I will answer with either yes, an explanation, or both depending on how well you ask. How well you do will grant minor, major, and finally reasonable boons. From there I would suggest practicing and experimenting on what you want to ask of me. But be wary, they don't come easily nor are they cheap. So I'd think real long and hard before asking something as stupid as me stealing all of Alexandria's panties for you. I mean hell, I would do it, but my respect would either dive or fluctuate for you depending on my mood. For the moment, I ask you hold off on these boons for now as I'm in the middle of something. I will let you know when you can use them.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX (Principal)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Oh sweet! New Tag! But I'm not actually a Principal of a school or anything.
So back to my earlier question: Why me? I mean I'm glad I picked for whatever this is but couldn't you have someone a lot more important than me?
Wait seriously? Like. All of em? Not really wanting that, just curious if you can.
►Feychick
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Lol. Came across this and despite the worrying reality of a tinker compromising PHO just to sound serious and mysterious then turned out to be a unhinged pervert is just comedy gold. Was not expecting this whatsoever.
Shake what your mama gave ya Bagrat!
Gstring Girl SpecificProtagonist You seeing This?
►Alexandria (Triumvirate) (Verified Cape) (Protectorate: LA)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
I don't know how you got into our systems or why you are doing this but there are better ways to go about using your powers then using your powers for such immature purposes. You can use it for far better purposes in the Protectorate. We would also like to know how you knew that winged_one was Simurgh
Void, I have unfortunately heard of your tangents in PHO and I assure you that agreeing with him, however impossible it may be, will have repercussions.
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
You threatening mah boi like that? Just for that I'm taking one of your underwear. He was just curious, he wasn't actually going to ask me to do it.
Wait. Your trying to recruit me while threatening my boi at the same time?
(Laughs uncontrollably)
►GstringGirl
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Oh, I'm seeing it alright! This is getting good.
►Valkyr (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Looks like this is another entry for the books. Would you mind at least telling us about your tinker capabilities?
Void, he's using the word principal as in from the Latin word princeps meaning 'first, or chief'. Used by the Roman Republic wherein the leading member of the Senate was designated princeps senatus. Later on meaning was to refer to the Roman emperor, but I don't think he's using it in that manner. He's referring to you as kind of rule, belief, or idea that guides a fundamental truth or proposition that serves as the foundation for a system of belief, behavior, and/or for a chain of reasoning. I think he's having you be his straight-man or advisor of sorts.
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Jesus fucking Christ hallelujah! Somebody with intelligence! And actually bothers to read books and research information! Fine, I allow it since you figured it out but if you put parahuman in there we are going to have problems. Anything else I don't care as long as it's truthful and accurate. I'm- hold on.
HAHAHAHA siggy you sly bitch! You try to get me while I was typing!
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►winged_one (Not Simurgh) (Grumpy Grump)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Annoying
Not possible. How can you repel me?
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Because I can, and I'm better than you. You, on the other hand, just copy and emulate but you don't really know what you're doing. What more can be expected from a slave not taught to think after all?
Man Alexandria, 34D? Not bad going with 27 42. That fat arse more than makes up for it however. Certified Latino Booty right there. Though I can't deny you have good taste in lingerie, French right? I saw some Italians which is no surprise considering the quality of their shoes. I took a closer look, and they still look in very good condition. Brand new in fact! If I was a betting man, I would say you have been under a dry spell for quite a while! How long has it been since you got laid? 10, 15 years? No wonder you're so uptight!
►Alexandria (Triumvirate) (Verified Cape) (Protectorate: LA) (Certified Latino Booty)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
You give those back right now! My personal life is none of your business!
And will someone get rid of that damn tag!
►Bruce Lao
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Woah! This is going from 0 to 100 real quick!
Can I get some pictures of those panties? Asking for a friend.
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
I mean it's no surprise considering who and how you are. Needing to find a man who meets your standards and be able to resist getting a crushed pelvis among other things.
No. A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. Or in this case, a classy pervert does not guide or reveal to others a treasure only he alone can posses.
And to finally answer your question Void. Well, do you want the truth or abbreviated version? Though I warn you about the truth, because once you take the genie out of the bottle you can't put it back in. That's why I have you as principal. To better guide me and be my anchor within my insanity.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX (Principal)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
I'm both confused and laughing
Wow, way to put a lot of pressure on me. Wait, if I ask for the truth will it cause problems for me? Like I don't want to be responsible for the apocalypse or anything. Unless it's a zombie one. WAIT WAIT WAIT! IS IT A ROBTIC ONE?! THAT WOULD BE SO COOL!
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Uh probably, most likely.
No it won't cause an apocalypse, or any apocalypse you're thinking of.
That comes later.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX (Principal)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Ah. Ok. Yes the-waitwahta?
►AllSeeingEye
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
What?
►Bagrat (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know?)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Please tell me your joking.
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►Valkyr (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
This has got to be a joke.
►winged_one (Not Simurgh) (Grumpy Grump)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Why must you do this?
►Alexandria (Triumvirate) (Verified Cape) (Protectorate: LA) (Certified Latino Booty)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Please don't start a global panic for the love of god.
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Seriously? You people are bothered by something that has a very high chance of happening due to all the shit this world is plagued by? Is it really all that surprising? Get over it, and move on with your lives.
►XxVoid_CowboyxX (Principal)
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Well... When you put it like that, it doesn't seem that big of a deal. Wait. You didn't answer my other questions though.
►Diogenes (Verified Cynic) (Certified Admin) (The Man who Knew too much) (Original Poster) ((Verified Cynic)) ((Admin Certified)) ((The Man who Knew too Much))
Replied On Jan 12th 2011:
Too late. Should've waited for my response instead of being a bunch of wiener babies. Closing the thread and I'll see you all soon.
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