Random Scenes I wrote for my Team eXtreme story that I had planned. In order of time progression. I found them slightly amusing but hey I'm biased.
Anyway, I thought I'd post this up in response to Arsao Tome adopting the idea. Check my favourite authors or favourite stories to find his story Team Extreme. It's starting off good and I am looking forward to it continuing.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or WWE they each belong to their respective owners, I'm just dabbling in the sandbox.
The Great Hall of Hogwarts was abuzz with excitement and interest. Dumbledore had a big announcement to make concerning an event that would be happening on Halloween. Many were curious as to what was going to be said but Harry smiled knowingly, having been there when Dumbledore had made the decision.
He stood as the sorting ceremony finished and the crowd slowly went quiet. "This Halloween, Hogwarts will be hosting an event. This opportunity came about after I met with a few individuals over the summer and they agreed to perform for your enjoyment." He paused as a small bit of muttering broke out between the groups of wizards and witches.
"This show is extremely popular in the Muggle World." He added and the Slytherins started muttering in disgust… well the pureblood fanatical ones. "This is also linked with the new subject that is mandatory for all years." He added and there were confused glances from half the students as they tried to spot the new teacher. "The new professor was not able to make it this evening but will be here by tomorrow morning." He continued and then smiled. "The new class will be Muggle Defence." He continued and there were more mutterings from all the different tables before he finally spoke up about the new event taking place.
"This Halloween, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry will be playing host to the World Wrestling Entertainment." He said and there were cheers from the muggleborn and halfbloods and surprisingly even a few purebloods.
Harry grinned, this Halloween looked to be extremely interesting.
"You already knew about this didn't you Harry?" Hermione hissed as the food appeared.
"Maybe." He replied cheekily and was swatted on the arm.
"So who is the new Professor?" Ron asked.
"Are they good?" Hermione asked.
"The new Professor will be introduced tomorrow and they won't be doing all the lessons alone, they plan to have many guest appearances." Harry responded.
"Who is it? Is she a she or he a he or he a she or she a he?" Ron asked in quick succession trying to get in every combination he could think of.
"She is a she," Harry responded and Ron frowned.
"How can a girl teach us how to fight?" He asked in confusion and Harry and Hermione both hit him round the back of the head.
"Ron! How can you be so sexist?" She asked and Ron frowned.
"Besides, she could quite easily kick your arse." Harry responded and Ron frowned even more. "And one of her friends has a killer kick." He muttered as he massaged his jaw slightly as the memory came back.
"So who is she?" Ron asked.
"Now that would be telling, you shall see tomorrow." Harry responded. "Now enough with the inquisition! I want to actually be able to eat dinner tonight!" Harry cried out and began gathering food.
The rest of the evening passed uneventfully and the trio made their way back to the Common Room with Hermione pestering them about their homework. She was extremely disappointed when Harry told her that he hadn't done any of it and warned him that he would be in a lot of trouble but Harry just smiled and shrugged it off. Dumbledore had already covered all those bases. After reaching the common room and a couple of moments of conversation Harry excused himself and went to bed stopping to grab the map from his trunk. He sat on his bed and closed the curtain and unfolded the map spreading it across his bed.
"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good." He muttered and tapped the map as it slowly activated and showed the entire school. "I wonder if she has arrived yet…" He muttered and looked down across the parchment trailing his finger across as he looked for one single name.
"There!" Harry said victoriously, there she was, she had finally arrived. "Mischief managed," he whispered and folded up the map. "Tomorrow was certainly going to be interesting." Harry muttered then yawned and collapsed onto his bed.
Harry woke early and jumped up feeling full of energy, he jumped out of bed and moved to the shower while grabbing his towel and was thankful for all those early morning wake ups, after all it meant he got the most of the hot water.
Walking out after finishing he quickly dried himself and got dressed ready for today's breakfast and re-entered the Gryffindor Common Room to see a couple of Seventh Years and Hermione already awake. He smiled and walked over to her. "Hermione I didn't expect you to be awake this early."
"Oh hi Harry, I just needed to make sure I had this work all finished and correct before we started class." Hermione explained and Harry frowned.
"Hermione, it's the first day back, we don't have a timetable yet so how can you prepare? That's what coming back to the Common Room after breakfast is for." He said and placed his hand down on top of the parchment. "Now lets go to breakfast." He said and pulled Hermione away from her books and calmly placed a notice me not charm on them so they wouldn't get taken. "Now, food, you need to eat." Harry said and then grinned. "If you don't you'll get ill and not be able to do your work." Harry said jokingly and was swatted. "Ok, OW!" He joked and Hermione finally followed after him to the Great Hall. "Don't forget you get to see the new professor today." Harry said and Hermione suddenly sped up pulling Harry along with her and causing him to stumble at the sudden change in speed. "Slow down Hermione, the professor will still be there when you get there." Harry said still not telling who the professor was. "Hang on I need to fetch something first." Harry said and ran to the room of Requirements quickly.
He reappeared twirling something in his hand and the two walked down Hermione throwing questionably looks at him every now and again.
They reached the Great Hall and Harry smiled looking up at the table to see the professor hadn't come down yet and started eating his breakfast. "Harry?" Hermione spoke up.
"Yes Hermione?" Harry responded.
"Why do you have the headgear of a Scuba diving equipment?" Hermione questioned.
"Because I don't feel like drowning in drool…" Harry responded.
"What do you mean?" Hermione asked as more and more students turned up and the last of the staff except the new professor. "Where are they? Surely they should be here by now?"
To answer her question Dumbledore stood up and the students went quiet again. "Now I know you are curious as to who your Muggle defence professor is, so without further waiting, may I introduce to you Professor Massaro." Dumbledore said. Ashley walked in to the room in black jeans and a white blouse and Harry smiled as the majority of the male population (and some of the female population) of Hogwarts students were transfixed by her and watched her. She walked by towards the head table and took a seat at the end after a small bow to the students.
"Harry, you knew all this would happen didn't you?" Hermione said and turned to Harry as he looked through his class schedule.
"Hmm? Did you say something?" Harry asked looking up at her.
"Harry!" Hermione complained.
"What? I did know she would be the new professor but I also said I wouldn't tell… why spoil the fun?" Harry said with a smirk. "Damn it!" Harry shouted in annoyance and many students looked at him. "Double Potions first!" He complained and many students flinched… potions with Snape on a Monday morning, what could possibly be worse than that torture? "But it gets better!" Harry said looking over at Ron who was still drooling at Ashley much to Hermione's annoyance.
"Why what do we have after that?"
"Muggle Defence!" Harry responded and Ron let out a slight cheer but then cowered as Hermione glared at him. "Really Ron, subtlety, you need to be more subtle." Harry said cheekily and looked up at the Head Table and at Ashley who smiled and raised her glass slightly to him.
Harry slowed down eating his breakfast as Hermione went off to the common room to get her stuff and Harry calmly got up as Ashley walked out of the Great Hall. Her classroom was on the fourth floor so Harry calmly walked behind her admiring that fine bum that she had and as she stepped into her classroom Harry smiled and detoured into the room.
Only to see Ashley gone. He frowned slightly and the door behind him shut quietly.
"So Mr. Potter, is there any reason your following your new professor?" Ashley questioned and Harry jumped spinning round to face her.
"Holy crap!" Harry cried out in shock as Ashley stepped up to him.
"So Mr. Potter. Why were you following me around this early in the morning?" She asked stepping even closer to him.
"Erm… erm… hoping you don't get lost?" Harry said with an innocent smile and she rolled her eyes. Harry sighed and then muttered. "To hell with it," and wrapped his arms around her waist pushing her back against the door and surprising her with a kiss.
Potions had been long and tedious with the potion they were making proving poisonous to the subject if brewed incorrectly. Harry had done it correctly but Malfoy had thrown something into it at the last moment leaving it wasted and needing to be disposed of.
Needless to say, Harry was not impressed. He also wanted revenge… but that could wait, first he had his new favourite lesson to attend. He arrived a couple of minutes early with Hermione and Ron and took seats at the front of the class. Ashley nodded at the trio and leant against the desk as she waited for the rest of the students to arrive. When they were in and the bell rung she walked behind the desk and slammed her hands down on it causing many to jump.
"Wrestling is fake…" Ashley Massaro had started the lesson with that outburst. "The entire matches are choreographed and the moves are practised and prepared for to prevent serious injury." She continued. "However, the moves that are done can easily be turned into lethal and dangerous moves. That is what I am going to show you here. Well when I say me I also mean Matt and Jeff when they are also here." She said absentmindedly, "but they still have to travel with the show so I will be teaching the lessons on Monday." She explained. "There will be other guest appearances throughout the year with other people from the business here to enlighten people on some of their moves." She continued.
"First though, I want to see how physically fit you are." She said and urged them to stand up and follow her down to the Grounds of Hogwarts. When they came to a stop they found themselves standing in front of the Lake.
"What do you expect us to do here?" Malfoy snapped in annoyance.
"Simple, you're going for a run." She responded with a smirk. "One lap around the Lake." She said and there were many cries of indignation from the Slytherin's.
"When my father hears about this…" Malfoy said out of habit and Harry snickered.
"Your father is enjoying the hospitality of Azkaban." Harry responded and the Gryffindor's laughed and Draco went for his wand.
"You'll regret that Potter!" Draco snapped and fired off a curse at the boy who lived.
Harry dived out the way and rolled to his feet firing a curse back at Draco who failed to dodge and was blasted off his feet. Harry stood, dusted himself off and holstered his wand.
Ashley smiled at the display before speaking up. "Mr Malfoy, 20 points from Slytherin for threatening another student and a detention for using magic when not instructed to in my lesson." She said as Crabbe and Goyle pulled Draco to his feet. "Mr Potter, detention for the same reason." She said and Harry frowned slightly but nodded. "Now, are you going to get ready to run or do I have to remove more points?" She asked and the students quickly moved to position. "To add an extra challenge, the first person back gets their house 50 points." She said as they lined up. Harry was the last to move as Ashley walked by him. "You've been training all summer since you met us. Try to go easy on them." She requested and Harry nodded as he moved into position and Ashley stepped to the side. "One lap around the Lake, on your marks, get set." She paused and smiled. "GO!" She shouted and the class sprinted off the mark except for Harry who decided on a quick jog.
"Too many people are going to be worn out by the end of this… heck half of them wont even finish the lap…" She idly mused as she stood watching them run. The gap between Harry and the leader gradually increasing at first as the sprinters got further ahead but about the half way point, Harry was right on him, the leader having worn himself out and Harry only lightly worked up.
Three quarters of the way around and Harry had overtaken but was still staying close and Ashley looked at her watch impatiently and Harry smiled before leaving the guy in his dust and making it back to the finish line. "You told me to take it easy on them." Harry muttered while stretching. "I think three quarters of the way around was long enough." He said and Ashley laughed.
"Fifty points to Gryffindor." She said and then the person who was in second place arrived. "And 30 points to Slytherin for coming in second." She said looking at the Slytherin student as he dropped to the floor. "Now pull yourself to your feet, you could injure yourself if you don't cool down properly." She said and helped the student to his feet.
After several more minutes, more students struggled across the finishing line and Harry had begun wondering around the lake looking bored as he waited for the stragglers to hurry up. He watched in mild amusement as Draco came in last and then wandered back over to Ashley and the class to se she looked very disappointed at them. "This is not good, you should have been able to do it a lot faster than this and you all made one major mistake." She said and the majority of students looked confused. "Well when I say all, I mean all but one." She corrected. "Can anyone, other than Mr. Potter tell me what that was?" She asked and several more moments of muttering before the person who came second held his hand up. "Yes, you, what is your answer?" She asked pointing at him.
"We ran full out straight away, the majority were worn out before they got half way." He explained feeling happy that not only had he earned the points back that Malfoy had lost but also he had come second.
"Correct," Ashley said. "Yes I made it a race but it was a long distance race, you need to learn to pace yourself." She explained. "And since this lesson is about to end you can leave early." She said and the students shuffled away looking extremely warn out and tired.
Harry was in the Gryffindor Common Room with Ron and Hermione doing homework but he was distracted and only putting about half the effort into his work that he could.
It was the first day back and he already had detention. Harry found himself doodling on the notepad that Hermione had got him instead of revising as he drew various WWE symbols.
"Harry, you have to focus." Hermione chided and Harry looked up at her. "Anyway, I don't see what you're complaining about, you did deserve a detention for cursing Malfoy… not that it wasn't funny." She added and Ron nodded.
"And Professor Massaro doesn't seem that bad… it could be worse you could have a detention with Snape!" Ron agreed and Hermione hit him round the back of the head. "Ow! What was that for?" He asked in confusion.
"I know exactly what you were thinking." She responded in an annoyed tone.
"Easy Hermione," Harry said softly trying to calm her down. "You know Ron only thinks of one thing." He said and paused as Hermione smiled knowingly.
"Food!" They both said and started laughing.
An owl tapped on the window and Harry leaned over and opened it. The small owl fluttered in, dropped a letter and then flew out again. "I guess it's for me." Harry said and picked up the letter.
Mr. Potter,
Your detention will be tonight after dinner at 7pm. Meet me at my Office.
Professor Massaro.
"An evening with the new teacher?" Ron said with a grin. "And you say you don't have any luck." He laughed and Hermione glared at him and Harry rolled his eyes.
"I suppose we better head down to dinner then." Harry said looking at the time all the while smiling inwardly over the situation.
Dinner had been quick and at 6:30 Harry had wandered off towards her office which was attached to her classroom. With him he had the map, mainly because he didn't want Ron to nose around with it. He was Harry's best friend, no doubting that… but he was too vacant some of the times. He stepped in front of the office door and knocked on it.
"One moment." He heard Ashley shout from behind the door followed by her footsteps moving towards the door. The lock clicked and the door opened and Ashley smiled at Harry. "You're early."
"Yeah…" Harry said faintly as he looked at Ashley. There she stood in a towel as her skin glistened from the dampness of the shower she must have just had.
"Well, come in then." She said and Harry hesitated.
"Are you sure you don't want me to come back later? When you're dressed?" Harry asked nervously.
"No it's ok." She responded and Harry slowly made his way into the room. "Take a seat Mr. Potter." She said sounding official as she did.
"Ok." He muttered and took a seat at the desk as Ashley moved to one side and returned with a large piece of parchment.
"Now I want you to write the line: When fighting an opponent I must make sure they stay down." She said and looked thoughtful for several seconds. "We'll say 20 lines." She added with a smirk. Harry looked at her with his jaw hanging open.
"This has to be the most lenient detention I have ever had." Harry responded as Ashley walked behind him as he started to write with his quill. "What about Malfoy?" Harry asked not looking up from his lines.
Ashley smiled as she flicked the lock on the door. "He has his detention, to meet Filch and clean the sixth floor." She explained moving close to him leaning over his shoulder, her wet hair tickling his ear. Harry shuddered at the simple action and looked up at her. "Oh Mr. Potter, I don't think this is satisfactory at all." She said as she held up the parchment and shook her head. "Stand up." She ordered and Harry did so and turned to face her. "I don't think you've learned your lesson at all," she said with a smirk and stepped closer to him. "I think you need to stay here longer." She said and tilted his head with her finger and pulled him into a kiss.
Harry groaned to the touch and felt his knees buckle as excitement flowed through him. Ashley stepped to the left pulling Harry with him so that her desk was behind him and she broke the kiss and pushed him back onto it. Her hands went to the towel and she pulled at the folds holding it together and teased Harry by lowering it slightly before moving towards him again and pulling him into a kiss, which he returned eagerly. She fumbled with the clasp on his robe and pushed it off sliding it down his arms as it fell across her desk and she moved grabbing at his shirt and pulling it up with one hand as another trailed across his chest. She broke the kiss long enough for him to pull off his shirt and throw it to the side before she pushed him back onto the desk so that he was lying on his back and straddled him. She ran her hands along his chest leaning forwards and kissing his neck softly trailing down across his chest.
Harry's hands moved up towards her towel but she slapped them away. "You don't get to do that yet." She responded tauntingly and Harry growled in frustration before pulling Ashley in close to him gnawing gently at her neck causing her to moan as her hands travelled down to his trousers pulling and tugging at them in her rush to get them off.
Later, Harry was dressed and walking back to the Common Room when he saw Malfoy walking the other way. "Potter!" Malfoy growled and Harry smirked as he studied how Malfoy's uniform was covered in dirt and grime from cleaning some of the unused classrooms.
"Malfoy." Harry said pleasantly. "Did you have fun with your cleaning?" Harry asked and Malfoy glared. "I don't know about you, but I have this really awful cramp in my hand from those lines I had to write." Harry said and to emphasise this, he flexed his hand and Draco continued to glare at Harry.
"Laugh it up Potter, when the Dark Lord takes over your precious muggle will die." Draco snapped and Harry frowned and shook his head. "And your muggle loving fool will die and your little mudblood will die." Draco continued and Harry walked by pushing Draco to one side as he did with his shoulder and Draco growled in disgust at the lack of reaction before he went to walk away.
"Hey Malfoy!" Harry called and Malfoy turned around.
Harry flung his foot up and kicked him straight in the jaw with a smirk as Malfoy dropped like a rock unconscious to the ground. Harry smiled then turned away humming the tune of 'Sexy Boy' as he continued his trip back to the Gryffindor Common Room
"Mr. Potter, would you report to the Headmasters Office after breakfast?" McGonagall asked at breakfast the next morning and Harry replied yes and she walked off back to the head table.
"What did you do now Harry?" Ron asked and Harry shrugged.
"I did nothing." Harry said innocently and Ron snorted.
"Yeah right mate!" Ron said as he laughed. "You had to have done something." Ron explained and Harry shrugged. "So how did detention go?" Ron asked and Harry didn't respond. "Was it that bad?"
"I tell you Ron, I've never struggled in detentions when I got them but this one was one of the worst." Harry responded and Ron looked scared.
"She made you work with Snape?"
"Worse!"
"She made you go into the Forbidden Forest?" Ron asked.
"Worse!" Harry protested.
"What could be worse than those two things?"
"She made me… made me…" Harry broke down into fake tears.
"What did she do Harry?" Ron asked as the fake tears turned into laughter.
"She made me write lines." Harry said with a cackle and Ron hit him in the arm.
"That's it?" Ron complained.
"That's it." Harry responded and continued eating breakfast.
"You made me think she was evil with her detentions when all she gave you was lines?" Ron asked in annoyance and Harry laughed.
"Sorry mate, but you should have seen the look on your face." Harry said and Ron just shrugged and continued eating. Harry finished his breakfast then looked at Ron. "I better be off." He said and Ron nodded slightly and Harry jumped up heading towards the door and up to the Headmasters office. He walked up the staircase and knocked on the door.
"Come in Mr Potter." Dumbledore said and Harry walked in to see Professor Snape standing at one end of the room and Professor Massaro standing opposite of him glaring at the slimy git… Potions professor. "Mr Potter, I was wondering if you could explain to us something." Dumbledore said calmly.
"The brat will just lie Headmaster, just like his father lied to get himself out of trouble whenever he was caught."
"I have told you time and time again to put aside your old grudge Severus." Dumbledore said and Harry just smiled.
"So what would you like me to explain?" Harry questioned.
"Why did Mr. Malfoy have a large bruise on his jaw and was found unconscious in the fifth floor corridor this morning?" Dumbledore asked and harry shrugged his shoulders with a look of confusion on his face.
"I do not know professor," Harry responded calmly and evenly. "I know Draco was having his detention with Filch but I never saw him that evening." Harry lied and Snape glared.