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Chapter 21
Present time:
Me: "Hey stalker, come out of there! We know you are behind those rocks!"
Just then the z fighters get here, lead by Vegeta.
Vegeta: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING LETTING HIM LEAVE?!"
Me: "Vegeta relax i can handle him no problem. What matters now is DEALING WITH OUR STALKER! COME OUTTA THERE OR I'LL FLATTEN THE PLACE!"
After a moment, a figure comes from behind the cliffside towers and into the open to reveal themselves to be...
Me: 'Wait... THAT's NOT TRUNKS!'
And Indeed It Wasn't, it was actually gohan! And he had both arms!
Future Gohan: "Sorry for the secrecy, i am just here to see Goku. If you guys follow me, i know where he is going to land, he will be here in three hours"
Krillin Decides to pipe in and says.
Krillin: "Who are you, how do you know that and why should we trust you?"
Future Gohan: "None of your business, none of your business and trust me or not i am going to see Goku, you can come or not i don't care. Those that wanna see Goku, follow me"
With that he flies off and after a moment so does present Gohan. I fly away. A few moments later i fly away saying.
Me: "Worst case he is lying and or an enemy, and if so everyone here besides Yamcha can probably beat him anyways if they are an alien or have Kaioken"
3 hours later:
After a short flight, some waiting and some sodas and beers, Vegeta is about to lose his temper when finally we all sense a large Ki descending upon the earth, and it was to small and pure to be Frieza returning.
After a few moments a small ball shaped object falls to the earth only a couple hundred metres from where we were sitting, and once the dust settled all but myself and Future Gohan and Vegeta went up to the landing sight to greet him.
After a moment, the hatch slides down, opening to reveal Goku in a strange new garb, who sits up and gets out of the ship to see his friends and son waiting for him outside the landing sight. Confused, he mutters.
Goku: "Wait did were you guys expecting me?"
The group all welcomed goku back and i sat back and began to meditate, waiting for Future Gohan to say what needs to be said and go back to the future and have Goku tell us about the androids so no one would suspect i had knowledge i shouldn't by already knowing about them.
A few minutes later:
As i sensed Goku returning and Future Gohan returning to the future judging by his Ki rising in the air then disappearing, i end my meditation and listen as Goku explains the situation, which goes exactly as in canon.
Shortly after the plan to train and not hunt Dr. Gero directly, everyone went off to separate paths to do the best harsh training they could, with only Goku, Gohan, Piccolo and myself staying behind. Goku turns to me and says.
Goku: "Hey, i noticed you when I first arrived, but the other guy distracted me, names Goku, what's yours?"
Me: "Zanfona, pleased to meet you, we should fight some time, i heard you are the one to have beaten Frieza, so you must be quite strong"
Goku: "Speaking of him, you let him live, and he is far stronger than when i fought him and you still beat him!? I tried to give him chances to redeem himself and he never did, do you think he will actually change?"
Me: "Well he kind of has to, as i told him that kai friend of yours is watching him and he is out of redemption points, and we actually need him for something important anyways, you'll see"
Goku: "Well either way, these androids are what we need to focus on right now, you ready to train?"
Saying nothing and just giving a thumbs up, we all float in the air and fly to the son household to tell Chi Chi Goku is back.
A few minutes later:
Landing in the front yard, Chi Chi is nowhere to be seen. Goku and Gohan go inside and soon after yelling can be heard before Chi Chi flies out of the house through the wall and into the hillside creating a crater, Gohan can be heard yelling at his dad in a panic telling him to run. My and Piccolo watch this will deadpan expressions and as one both fly away to train ourselves and not deal with the headache the screeching from Chi Chi will cause.
One year later:
a long tome has passed since Future Gohan showed up, and in that time i have decided for the greater good, i would use multiform to split into multiple weaker versions of myself to get a better challenge from the z fighters and to push them to be better than their canon counterparts, similar to what happened with Gohan.
I also Decided to put my blacksmithing alien minerals on hold for now as i am not knowledgeable enough in blacksmithing a new ore, so instead i improved the current one, ultimite. I managed to upgrade it by adding osium to the metal, which when mixed multiplied the density of all the previous materials combined to weigh six times as much per cubic metre than my weighted training armour did when fully refined!
!Ultimite training armour(Perfected5/5)
Weight: 300kgs
Material: Ultimite
Durability: Can take hits from someone with a power level of 2.1 million without breaking!
Now the new material however...
!Ultimite Prime training armour(0/5)
Weight: 1800kgs
Material: Ultimite Prime
Durability: Can take hits from someone with a power level of 12.6 million without breaking!
And when fully upgraded...
!Ultimite battle armour(Perfected5/5)
Weight: 10,800kgs
Material: Ultimite
Durability: Can take hits from someone with a power level of 75.6 million without breaking!
That's over 10.5 tonnes of weight! That is what Goku lifts per limb under 10x gravity after the cell games and has to go super saiyan to move. I am working to lift what Goku does near the Buu saga in super saiyan, which i bet would be around perfect cell level strength, meaning i will likely be around a quarter of perfect cell's power when i master this weight, which would likely be around super Vegeta's power facing semi perfect cell.
I was super close to getting the hang of the armour and was looking to incorporate gravity training into the mix, however Vegeta took up all of Bulma and Dr Briefs time so they had no time to make me a training room, and i wasn't quite ready to enchant my armour with my gravity enchantment yet as i was not max level enchanting quite yet.
I also went back to the Viking planet and visited the old man and the three beautiful women that i met so long ago. I had grown quite fond of all four and the populace of the planet was always happy to throw a party for my arrival, as any reason to drink ale is good enough for them
The most interesting thing though was that Chi Chi seemed to have mellowed out a lot the last year. It seems that with my efforts to fight everyone with my multiform to the max to maximize everyone's training, that Goku getting his ass beat and having to go home means he spends more time at home and Chi Chi can get the quality family time she has been wanting. As of recently i find she doesn't even raise her voice at me anymore, let alone act completely hostile towards me like she did the first little while of having known her.
Another year later:
Another year comes and goes, i managed to reach level thirty five from training quest xp and "playing" with the local Jurassicasaurus.
i also had Goku teach me instant transmission so i could go to see my friends any time i wanted which made it much easier as i no longer needed to spend so much time in a spaceship.
I also decided to spend some time living at Kami's lookout and while i was there i spent some time wondering the halls hoping to "accidentally" find and use the hyperbolic time chamber, but actually accidentally found the pendulum room and the strangest thing happened.
Flashback, six months ago:
I found myself wondering into a room with a strange light array on the floor and a pendulum swaying and recognized it for the room the human z fighters used to prepare for the attack of Nappa and Vegeta and them being sent back in time fight other saiyans.
Deciding it could be a good idea to try it, i stepped on the circle and felt the world around me distort and find myself in a room with a long lost of titles. Upon further inspection it was a list of events from the past, present and future of dragon ball, with some what if scenarios as well!
After a moment of looking i see one that peaks my interest.
!What if Frieza died on Namek!
Deciding on that one i feel a pulling sensation as i am dragged out of that reality and into a new one. When i am able to find myself again i take in my surroundings. In front of me i see what looks to be King Cold and he has a sadistic smile on his face and under his boot is Trunks, his head having been crushed like a watermelon under Cold's foot.
King Cold looks different however, he seems to be in a form similar to Frieza's final form and is significantly stronger than he was before!
!Scouter activated!
Me: 1,100,000,000
King Cold final form 10%: 1,200,000,000
Me: 'Holy shit! He's stronger than me right now!'
Before i had time to react he was rushing me. I barely jumped away with barely a hairs width distance away from his overhand left from hitting me square in the jaw and quickly powered up to my maximum. Wasting no time on words he follows me and just as he gets close.
Me: 'ODINFORCE!'
With that thought my body and mind fall into a familliar mode of power and my strength doubles and explodes outwards, shaking the air and causing a shockwave that causes King Cold to fumble and i capitalize on it by activating my Ki blade and slicing at him near his right side by the ribs, which he manages to partially dodge, however it does cost him an arm and part of his pectoral and continues up and passed his neck.
However i still can only maintain the power for a moment and so the power leaves me and thanks to his species' amazing durability he mostly recovers and uses this time to hit me with his tail, though it doesn't do much damage with him not in this weakened state.
!Scouter activated!
King Cold final form 10% injured: 700,000,000
Me: 1,000,000,000!
just as i was about to rush him to finish the fight however i a bolt of lightning strikes Cold's body and his power goes through the roof!
!Scouter activated!
King Cold final form 50% injured: 3,500,000,000!
Faster than i could possibly react to he blitzes me and hits me faster and harder than i can count or feel the pain of. In a matter of moments my body is riddled with holes and dents and i am clinging to life. I lay on the ground as he says while charging a Ki beam.
King Cold: You actually wounded me in this form, unlike my son in won't let you live long enough to do it again playing with my good, goodbye slug man
Real world:
i sit up with a start like i had a nightmare. I find myself laying on the ground and Mr. Popo staring at me from the door.
Mr. Popo: "Strange that the room sent you there of all places. It seems it was a good thing you let Frieza kill him before he transformed, as you cannot beat him at even a quarter of his full power it seems"
i say nothing and merely nod and then get up and leave, planning to meditate and then return to the room again
Present day:
I only managed to beat cold one time after hundreds of attempts, and only because i managed to decapitate him in the first exchange while he was weaker than me, the xp gained from it was insane, which is why i try it once or twice a day
One year later: the day the androids arrive:
The fateful day has come, i have prepared myself and the other z fighters as best i can minus Vegeta as he wants no help. Now we will see how things go differently.
Little did i know but i would not be staying for long as something far more urgent would come about that would take up my attention over the androids.
Annnd that's another chapter! Sorry i didn't post when i said i would, i am still homeless and so it is hard to find a place to charge my phone and i get sick a lot. I still plan to try and stick to my promise of one upload a week but no guarantees. Alright well i hope you guys like the chapter! Peace!