Failed Knight: General Knight Mayhem

May/6/2024

Here is another story of the Knights in training, the main characters "Ikki " and "Stella" and their friend "Alistair" are getting ready to meet a powerful new foreign ally.

Ikki and Stella have come out of their room getting dressed after "cardio training".

Ikki:Wow, Stella that hurt a little, what got you like that?

Stella: Sorry, you're abs got me going, would you have hurt me if I wore the bunny outfit again?

Ikki: Well no, Stella, oh wait I just remembered something else, that doesn't involve this. There is a job Alistair gave to me, his cousin will be here recruiting for his security personal and he trusts Alistair.

Stella: Who's his cousin, is he another fortune 500 guy, some elite mercenary?

Showing up right on cue Alistair walked up the hallway meeting the two.

Alistair: Not exactly, Princess, my cousin is James Fundsrich, his father my paternal uncle "Benedict" is a mighty supporter of the Vermillion Empire and would make a great boon to my fathers Presidential campaign.

Stella: "Fundsrich" "Campaign"? Is your Uncle "The Governor General of Huntona " the B rank Blazer military officer that defeated the corrupt President after finding out that he was trafficking humans, drugs, and weapons and assassinated his congress to stop them from limiting his political power. Then he was cheered on by the people and with no one else more powerful in the nation he seized control until the next election deciding the next President?

Alistair: Exactly, now he wants the nation to know that he can protect them partially by choosing strong people.

Ikki: Well then let's not keep him waiting.

Outside James's arrival, there was a flood of reporters, James being guarded by large soldiers with automatic rifles almost enough to deter the reporters. As James exited his limo a student came and attacked James but his powers allowed him to make hard-light constructs releasing a decoy of himself first, expecting this to happen, then Stella easily spewed fire defeating the terrorist and proving the A-rank status and James forced him to reveal his motives.

James: Thank you Ms. Vermillion, I recognise this student, he is an assassin favored by the former president of Huntona, no doubt he was paid to complete one last mission and kill me leaving my father too depressed to run the nation, he really did have connections.

Traitor: Exactly, a job is a job.

Stella: What how dare you?! Equating someone's life to just money, and if you succeeded what would have happened to the country? Civil War over who should be in charge?

Traitor: I have shown where my priorities lie, Princess.

James: Excellent work, Alistair's recommendation did not do you justice.

Stella: Happy to help a fellow civil servant, now let us talk about the contract for my fiance and I.

Stella introduced him to Ikki and the two conversed.

Alistair, having time alone with Stella, spoke of his cousin's maturity, telling her that he would have fanfare.

A-star: Wow, last time I saw my cousin he had drummers, dancers and a famous DJ, us royals can do stuff like that.

Stella: What do you mean "us royals" you don't have the title of "King,Baron Archduke" etc so what are you saying?

A-star: My dad is one of the richest men in the world that took down some of the most dangerous criminals in the U.S., lobotomized evil billionaires, gunned down serial killers, James' father is a General that all living politicians in the nation feared or did not question. Both of us grew up seeing them practically make laws at the snap of their fingers, with no resistance and both of them had enough treasure to make you blush they are practically royalty. Not to mention that both of us have harems of beautiful women.

Stella: I see your point but if he is used to that power why is your uncle looking to be elected? Also why does he want Ikki?

A-star: It is to respect the people's wishes. They want him to be in charge officially. As for Ikki, who wouldn't want him, he is skilled, dedicated and popular, he is a credit to the Kurogane name. Speaking of which, where is that sister-in-law of yours?

The silver-haired loli showed up on cue being chased after by not for a fight.

Shizuku: Stop chasing me you little creep, I know you're bigger than me but still, I don't care what anime you watch, but I am not a waifu pillow.

James: Don't worry despite my huge muscles,and military uniform, I am not a threat to you, come closer.

A-Star: Oh no I should have mentioned that earlier he enjoys the company of short girls Shizuku he just wants to date you, nothing creepy.

Shizuku: Then he should learn the right way to ask, I said stay back (paraphrasing) now freeze you perv,(Shizuku used her ice powers to cover him and the hallway in ice) one pervsicle up, hey Stella why don't you be useful and melt this guy for me.

A-Star:That won't be necessary. I will take it from here.(He took away his cousin to have him thawed out.) By the way, the contract was with Ikki. Where is he?

Shizuku: My big brother was sparing with him. Your cousin's ability to manipulate light is impressive but he kept trying to blind Ikki and his ability to sense energy and gauge the distance between attacks he defeated him, striking him in the back of the head. Knocking him down and continuing his undefeated status.

After the battle Ikki picked him up and asked

Ikki: What had you so distracted during our battle, you could have damaged me a lot worse if you focused your attacks.

James: My focus was stolen by that white-haired lolita, beautiful legs, small breasts, and pale skin. Like my favorite manga characters.

Ikki: That is my sister, if you have a crush on her, she does not have interest in men besides me.

James: Then let me persuade her. (He ran out of the ring to chase after Shizuku, lusting after her.)

Back in the present

Shizuku: I warned him I would freeze him, but he was too horny.

Stella: Well you should be glad that someone likes your a-cups.

James: I agree, my head unfroze by the way.

A-star: Sorry ladies, I will remove this nuisance from the hall. Until next time

The story ends with the two finding James' military convoy outside, with : Tanks, armored cars,etc.

A-Star: You like to make an impression don't you? Hey, cousin, why did you act so primal? You know how to treat women? You watch too much Hentai.

James: I will apologize to Shizuku, but first are you going to make me work off my excitment over that Loli girl.

A-Star: Yes, and her name is Shizuku, so cousin get ready for another workout.

The end

Thank you for reading.