Mario and Luigi found themselves on a brick path with green pipes jutting out of the ground and floating yellow blocks in the sky.
"Luigi, where the hell are we?" Mario asked.
"We're tripping balls, Mario, I'm seeing clouds with faces and shit!" Luigi replied.
"Shut up, Luigi, give me a minute to figure this out," Mario said, examining his surroundings.
"Maybe that walking mushroom thing can help." Luigi said, seeing a fanged mushroom creature walking towards them slowly. "Hey, you!"
The creature responded by ramming into his shin, causing Luigi to holler in pain. "You stillborn shit fetus!"
"Stop fucking around, Luigi, these blocks might do something," Mario said. He tapped one of them, which had a prominently displayed question mark on it, with his fist. Another mushroom-like object slid out and rolled off the block into Mario's hand.
"Well, that's fucking creepy," Mario commented, staring into the mushroom's slit-like eyes. He jammed the mushroom down his gullet, it being a wild mushroom it of course tasted like ass.
"Wow, Mario, I know we haven't done that since yesterday but fuck!" Luigi said.
"Holy fuck, this thing is horrible," Mario grunted. He swallowed it, almost immediately feeling as if his chest was going to explode. With an intense yell, his body expanded to almost double its original size and he felt a surge of adrenaline throughout his chubby Italian frame.
"ME MARIO! ME SMASH!" Mario roared, pounding his chest with an air of raw manliness. He swung his fists wildly, crushing brick blocks into dust and squishing several mushrooms in the process.
"Mario, calm down!" Luigi said, slapping Mario on the arm. Mario instantly returned to his normal size.
"What the fuck was that?" Mario asked, surveying the mutilated corpses on his warpath.
"I don't know, Mario, but this place is tripping me out! We need to go home!" Luigi yelled.
"Fuck that, Luigi. We gotta save the princess and unclog her pipes!" Mario said.
"Dammit, Mario! Is that all you can think of right now? I'm having a crisis over here!" Luigi shouted.
"Hey, what's this do?" Mario said, climbing down one of the pipes.
"You son of a bitch! MARIO!"