"Underwear!" King K. Rool exclaimed as he was going around Seaside Hill at night in his green machine selling underwear. "I got fresh, clean, different color underwear here!"
"What... why would he be doing this?" Silver The Hedgehog stated as he was usuing his psychic powers to blast the annoying members of the Fighting Polygon Team back alongside his other teammates.
"I don't know... but I do want some!" Toadette exclaimed as she twirled around like a tornado, sucking the fighting polygons in as she came back to the sandy ground, dusting off her pink dress. "Lord knows how dirty my diapers get!"
"There is such a thing as too much information..." Dry Bowser mumbled as he was constantly being broken apart by the polygon team, striking back with harsh bone strikes. "What need of underwear would benefit us?"
"Maybe not to us, but it could be of use to Toadette and Petey." R.O.B. suggested as he was constantly hovering in the air, using his air based attacks to thwart the polygons.
"Underwear is so out of fashion!" Petey Piranha exclaimed as he took off his red polka dot parka and used it to wrap the fighting polygon enemies together, before spitting on them with brown goop. "It's all about the speedos, everyone knows that!"
Arceus, who was watching this strange battle take place from the headquarters of the Hillsters, rolled his eyes, with Lady Palutena and Lucina dashing out to King K. Rool, interested in buying his underwear. Of course, K. Rool was nasty to Lucina, due to his justified Fire Emblem bias.