"...you know, being here in Seaside Hill can be a drag," Dry Bowser explained as he was baking a plate of pancakes.
"Yeah, you're right." Toadette said as she yawned, stretching her arms out as she let out a wet fart, giggling while fanning the air. "We need something fun in our lives."
"Hey guys, look what I just found from under the couch!" Silver The Hedgehog exclaimed as he had a bunch of yellow tickets in his right hand. "We get to go to President Donald Trump's new casino in the Casino Park themed after him!"
"Geeze, the guy wins the election, and he thinks he still needs more casinos?" Petey Piranha mumbled in a British tone as he sipped his cup of coffee while looking at a bunch of newspapers.
"Perhaps it is not wise to think of such things." R.O.B. explained as he brought in a bunch of clean dishes, with Lady Palutena and Lucina rolling around at the speed of sound on the floor in a kissing session. "Such as the love making that these two ladies are doing."
"Why do you care what Pal and Lucy do?" Petey remarked as he then munched on a bunch of sizzling bacon right next to him.
R.O.B. shrugged as he shook her robotic head. "Because I find it disturbing that these two want to be so passionate here, in our hang out."
"Well that's kind of my fault." Arceus chuckled as he appeared in front of the Hillsters, wearing all sorts of bathing suits on him. "Anyway, if you need a way up to the Casino Park, you can just ask. I'll be happy to-"
Dry Bowser chucked several pancakes at Arceus. "Thanks, but no. We have our own way of getting up there."
Dry Bowser, Toadette, Silver, and R.O.B. all got into Petey Piranha's pouch, who began spinning as he broke through the ceiling, heading high in the clear blue sky towering over Seaside Hill, making it to the neon lit casino themed park that was the aptly named Casino Park, with President Donald Trump there, announcing the opening.
"My fellow casino lovers, let's Make Casino Park Great Again!" President Trump exclaimed, with everyone screaming in joy at Donald's voice as he cut the big yellow ribbon, being swarmed among the eager crowd of casino tourists.
The Seaside Hillsters did all sorts of fun, gambling related things... but sadly, they didn't make it back to their tropical beach in time, as Ganondorf transformed the entire grassy, seaside hills into his personal weeaboo base for Gangnam Style dancing, inviting not only Gandalf the Grey to the party, but the one and only Psy himself.