"Look what I got in the mail!" Dry Bowser exclaimed as he got a wedding dress, causing the others to gasp.
"Ooh! I wanna try!" Toadette exclaimed as she began bouncing on Dry Bowser.
"Hey, don't get greedy! I wanna see how it would fit me!" Silver snapped as the psychic hedgehog used his psychic power to get a hold of the wedding gown, only for Petey to barf on him, grabbing the dress with his vines.
"This would look super good on me! I already have a frame to go over my red pouch!" Petey mumbled as he moved his big green leaves about in joy.
"Negative. I would suit this dress of wedding fashion better." R.O.B. interjected as she then blasted Petey in the face with her lasers.
"...a wedding dress? Really?" Lucina stated as she and Lady Palutena were noticing this from the hallway after the two left the closet from playing with each other in a certain naughty fashion, the two Smash girls wearing each other's clothing.
"Hey, let's not ruin their fun! I think it would look good on any of them!" Palutena laughed as she towered over Lucina, enjoying this bizarre scene of stupidity within the Hillsters headquarters in the middle of the night at Seaside Hill.
"Well, ah... it's something all right." Arceus stated as he was watching this from a mirror in the corner of the living room.
"You gotta be kidding me! These are the protectors of the hills by the side's sea?" Gruntilda Winkybunion complained as she couldn't believe how pathetic the Seaside Hillsters actually were.