This parody contains adult themes hinted at, i.e SEX so is rated M. Hopefully if you've found it, you will enjoy it. Based loosely on the M*A*S*H episode "Dreams". With a twist or three ;-

KirkxSpock. For the st xi kinkmeme on LJ. Kirk and Spock get caught in a sleetstorm on Durania IV. Vulcans do cold quite poorly and cold -fingers- even less well.

Because she had seen it coming, hadn't she? Sequel to Emotion. Spock/Kirk, Spock/Uhura

Sequel to Empty! Bones notices that Jim's pining, and thinks about how Jim's changed, and where he might just go. He notices that Jim and Spock -fit- and comes to a startling revelation... rated for Bones cursing. Yes, there will be a happy ending.

Spock finds himself choosing between the life he has lived and the live he has yet to live, between his own choices and those of Spock Prime. Response to st xi kink prompt: "This grief is crowned with consolation." Spock Prime/Kirk Prime, Spock/Uhura.

Tracking a group of smugglers to the Planet Terran, the Crew of the Enterprise find themselves with more trouble than they bargained for. However, sometimes help an come from the most unlikely of places... Bones/OC

In which Jim is made aware of certain failings in his speaking habits and endeavors to change them.

I know your face, Nero murmurs, from Earth’s history. -AU where Jim and Spock never escaped the Narada-

When the Enterprise is on 4 months leave in San Francisco, Kirk manages to get himself drunk with a single mom of an adopted half vulcan child. He also manages to sign papers in his drunken state that make him the legal guardian if Mom passes away. R&R

The members of the Enterprise are forced to endure their worst nightmares. The Bridge crew comes together to discuss their experiences, and Jim tries to play it off with humor. However, he was affected worse than he lets on. slash.

There is a hidden history in Jim Kirk's eyes that he's been running from. He finds a new friend in a lonely Vulcan and learns that running doesn't always help. Kirk/Spock. Academy Days, a little AU.

What happens when new twists appear on the set of the next Star Trek film.

Jim hadn't believed at the time that he'd ever have anything to come back for.

Sequel to Out of Time. Dr. Collins continues her adventures with the crew and along the way learns the secrets they hold. M for potential violence and language.

Finding healing after a broken heart. This story picks up where Sentimental Fool and the Reprise left off. So you might want to read those before this one. Enjoy.

Jim Kirk is obsessed with musicals. (Old.)

A tutorial on how to get reviews. By Spock and yours truly. Totally random and completely pointless.

Spock realizes that Earth isn't the only home he has left. Angsty fluff.

Who says everyday life aboard the *Enterprise* has to be boring? Christine Chapel is settling in and soon finds out she has more in common with her new crewmates than she ever imagined. Especially with the First Officer. COMPLETE.

Thoughts of a dying Orion; five conversations Gaila would never get to have.

It's Jim's birthday, and he's lonely. Luckily, Spock is there to keep him company. Slash.

The five times James T. Kirk saved a crew member of the Enterprise, and the one time he didn’t.

Captain and First Officer wake up in Vegas... more than implied K/S slash..."Don't be a baby, remember what you told me."

There are only two girls in the universe that James T Kirk ever really loved. You've all met the Starship Enterprise. Now meet Amanda Uhura, daughter of Spock. Spock/Uhura romance, Kirk friendship.

Nyota and her stepmother-in-law have a girl talk the morning of her wedding. Continuation of the storyline from "Woman's Knowledge" and "Big Sister." Rated M but nothing explicit- just mature themes.