So, by reading this article, we can assume that you are a fatass, a yogi, a hipster, a biker, an Asian, a drug dealer, a police officer, a victim of assault, a victim of theft and/or a middle aged father of two in an unhealthy marriage. Well don't worry! This is Los Santos, and these are simply the things that can be used to refer to over 70% of the city's population. So, before you begin interacting with any meth addicted cannibals, you should be aware of the risks involved. Here is a step by step guide to interacting with just one of these people.
A guide to Trevor Philips
Step 1: Don't talk to Trevor Philips
Step 2: Do not approach Trevor Philips
Step 3: Do not look at Trevor Philips for more than four seconds
Step 4: Do not accept a ride from Trevor Philips
Step 5: Do not buy drugs from Trevor Philips
Step 6: Do not cut Trevor Philips off in traffic
Step 7: Do not call the police on Trevor Philips
Step 8: Avoid coming within seventy feet of Trevor Philips
Step 9: If Trevor Philips has requested your services as a prostitute, ask for money before providing
Step 10: Do not allow Trevor Philips to solicit you as a prostitute
Step 11: Step 10 applies to men, women, children, small animals, black people, white people, various trees and vehicle exhaust pipes
Step 12: If you see Trevor Philips with any kind of ranged weapon, run
Step 13: If you see Trevor Philips with any kind of melee weapon, run
Step 14: If you see Trevor Philips, run
Step 15: If Trevor Philips is trespassing on your property, do not approach him or interact with him in any way, he will leave in 4-18 hours
Step 16: If Trevor Philips has been on your property, immediately contact the city's sanitation department, medical services then leave your property for up to six days
Well, we hope this guide has been helpful. Just remember that Trevor Philips is just one of many maniacs on our streets, and we should all be grateful for the diversity created by these terrifying people.