A/N : Hello guys, I'm new on this part of the site. Well this is not my first fanfic but I've never written on Stargate before and never in English, so I hope this will be understandable and enjoyable.

Thanks for reading and maybe reviewing.

- You're enjoying it, aren't you, Colonel ?

Mischievous chocolate brown eyes and a cocky grin answered her. Oh yes, he was definitively enjoying it.

- Just… do it. Go ahead, there's nothing here I've never seen or felt before., she told him bravely.

She sure was not the one who would back down. He wanted to have fun, he would have it. He was certainly not expecting this kind of reaction from her part.

- You sure… Major ?, he teased her, approaching.

- Well, I don't really have a choice., she huffed.

Pinned to the floor, she was unable to move her legs. She could feel the heat rising inside her and knew it wasn't good.

- Well, you know, I've been waiting for this moment for a very, very, very, did I say very, very ?, he asked her, lifting her shirt, baring the nude skin of her stomach, long time.

It was pale, soft and warm, just as he liked it. His grin grew bigger.

- Well, you will have to show me a little more. Pants off, Major!, he ordered her.

- You really are enjoying it, Colonel., she grunted, unfastening her belt, then lowering the zipper of her uniform.

- It's all about fun, isn't it?, he replied.

- We are military, Colonel. This should be serious., she told him back dryly.

- This is serious, Major. It has been since the very beginning, from that very first day when you…, he rattled on, a serious stare on her.

- I know, Colonel. Oh God how could I not? You went non-stop about it for as long as I know you., she admonished him.

- Let's talk about how stubborn you are!, she snapped, feeling his hand on her hip, turning her slightly on her side, which was not much because of her pinned legs.

She heard him chuckle and it took all her will power not to smile back despite her previous flash of anger.

- Well, Major…, he insisted on her rank.

- Is snapping a way to talk to a superior officer?

- No Sir, sorry Sir., she excused, not thinking a single word of it.

She felt him lowering her panties a little bit, then prodding the area a little.

- So how do we proceed?, he asked her.

- Wait… let me guess. Right to the goal, no hesitation., he suggested, laughter in his voice.

- I thought you would know how to do it, given your experience…, she told him through gritted teeth.

- Ok. So let's go.

He came nearer, put his hand on her ass and pinched it a little.

- Wait. You forgot something., she told him, putting a hand on his wrist.

- Press the plunger.

- The plunger… Oh yeah, right, chase the air out. We don't want it inside you, Doc., he said, doing it.

- And… yes it's in!, he screamed, a revengeful grin on his face.

- Well, Doc… What does it do to have that big needle in your ass?, he asked her.

- How does it feel to be on the other side of it, be the one who receives it?, he boldly pursued.

- Colonel, with all due respect, you'd better shut up., she growled.

- It's not funny to be on this side, is it Doc?, he mocked her.

She glared at him while he was putting her clothes back on. She couldn't deny he was being really gentle with her, keeping pain at a minimal level given the situation.

- Hey, you ok?, he asked her, concern filling his eyes.

- If rescue arrives on time, I will be., she murmured.

- They will be. You know Carter. She will find a way to get us out of here in no time., he assured her.

This man was astonishing : one minute he was all revenge over years of being stung by her, the other, he was serious and concerned about her.

- Colonel, if we don't make it, take care of Cass, will you?, she asked him.

- Shut up, doc. We'll get our asses out of here and get back to her., he told her firmly.

- But…

- No but, Major. I'm sure you now really wish to put another one of your really really big needles in my ass., he tried to cheer her up.

- Payback is a bitch, hmm, Colonel…, she chuckled lowly.

- Well for me in any case. I had to wait for quite a while to have my payback. On the other side, you will have your revenge any time soon., he told her grimly.

- Too soon for my liking., he murmured.

- They're not that big…, she opposed to him.

- What?!

She looked at him, finding it quite difficult to focus. He was looking back at her, wide-eyed.

- Are you kidding me? They are that big… at least!, he assured her, stretching his long fingers apart to show her how big they were.

- Really? Looks like they are as big as the fishes in your pond., she let out.

- I hear some sarcasm here, Major., he told her sternly.

- Really, sir? I think it's just the fever talking… sir., she said, her eyes closing.

- Hey, Doc, no going sleeping on me. You have to keep those two eyes open for me and, if not for me, for Cassandra. She needs you.

- I know. Colonel…, she whispered.

She wanted to make sure everything would be all right. She knew Cassie would be taken care of but there was another person she cared for… well actually that would make two if she got to the point.

- You should…

- Colonel, Sir!, they heard through their radios, the person she was concerned with interrupting her.

- Carter, good to hear you, Major!, he answered immediately.

- How are you? Is Janet with you?, Carter asked him.

- I'm fine but Doc here is pinned to the floor by metal posts and rocks and I have no way to get her out of there alone. I've seen her in better shape before, he informed her, trying to stay light., So if you plan to come in and quickly on top of it, that would be pretty nice of you.,

- We dug out everything that blocked the entry but we have to blow the rest. Can you protect yourselves?, she asked him calmly.

- Yeah, we do that and, Carter, blow it but blow it fast and neatly, ok?, he ordered her.

- Yes Sir. Be done in a minute., she promised him.

Jack looked at Janet and decided to protect her as much as possible. He shrugged off his vest and bent over her, covering her upper body with his, his jacket above them. As promised, just a minute after their last words, they heard and felt the explosion, feeling a shower of little rocks coming over them.

In no time, the space was filled with rescue and Janet was extracted from her prison and taken care of.

- Hey Doc…, Jack called out to her while she was lifted on her gurney.

- See you back on Earth., he told her, giving her one of his friendly smiles.

- Don't forget about payback, Sir., she answered back.

She chuckled lightly when he growled his displeasure.

- You ok, Sir?, Carter asked him.

- Just peachy, Carter. I had the really big pleasure to throw one of Doc's big needles in her ass, so yeah I'm ok., he grinned.

A little bit surprised at first, she smiled lightly a few seconds after. Nobody ignored how much the Colonel loved his visits to the infirmary.

- Sorry for the time it took to get to you. It was hard to dig everything with only hand tools. Well, in fact, Sir, I think these rocks should be analyzed. I think we could…, she began to explain to him.

- Whatever Carter. You did the job, you can have fun now., he told her with a little smile.

- Yes, Sir, thanks, Sir., she acknowledged.

- Sir?

- Carter?, he answered, giving her that look that made her feel so good.

- It's good to see you safe and sound, Sir., she told him more quietly, concern still present in her big blue eyes.

- Well, it's good to be out of there., he confirmed.

- Carter, you should think of the way to get me out of the infirmary for the next… say fifty years or so., he asked her vehemently.

He saw the smile she tried to suppress. If her lips only went up a little, just enough so he could see it, the glow in her eyes betrayed her.

- I don't think I'll be able to do so, Sir.

- Hell, Carter, you can do anything so saving my six from the biggest needles of the world should be a piece of cake for you!, he shouted.

- Biggest needles of the world, Sir?

- They are that big!, he told her, his fingers stretched again to show her.

- Wow Sir… For a moment, I could have thought they were bigger than the fishes in your pond., she told him, readjusting her cap to hide her smirk.

- Aren't you sassy, Carter?, he growled at her.

- Am I, Colonel? I wouldn't dare, Sir. But If you felt so, I'm sorry, Sir., she assured him.

He clicked his tongue deprecatingly while she passed near him, head a little down to hide the smirk she still bore.

- We should go back to the Stargate, Sir. We are the last ones., she told him.

- Well you know what they say : the last ones will be the first ones., he quipped.

- So they say… But I mostly don't want you to miss your post-op check-up at the infirmary., she said.

- Major, you're so in trouble., he growled, hearing her sassy tone and the smile she probably had.

- Nobody understands me., he huffed before following her.

He couldn't forget the threat of those stinging things the Doc seemed to love to play with. He shuddered but nonetheless followed her through the gate, back to home.