In response to my previous review from FoxDemon1023, yes, I will skip through the lemon pieces. I only rated this fanfiction M because I felt the last chapter had a bit of a graphic part. There may be some violence in the future, but I can't say how graphic it will be. There may also be some sexual scenes, though I can't be sure how detailed they will be or if they'll happen. I'll give warnings if I find it is needed.

Helluva Love

Chapter 3: Truth Comes Out

The next day, Blitzo showed up for work, surprisingly. Usually, whenever the boss skipped work, it was for several days, maybe even a week. But that wasn't the case this time. However, the spring in his step and cheerful whistling shocked his employees and foster daughter more than his short temporary leave. It was somewhat creepy, even for the mostly positive, energetic Millie.

It might have been her hormones talking from pregnancy or the fact that he'd been whistling since arriving at the office hours ago, but it was starting to drive the female imp assassin crazy. Not even her grandmother's warm, soothing tea from her family's farm in Wraith could calm her down. "Moxxie, I swear to god, if he doesn't stop, I'm gonna RIP HIS LIPS OFF AND THROW THEM INTO ACID!"

This Blitzo heard and, thus, stopped his whistling, much to everyone else's relief. However, that wasn't the end of it.

"Sheesh, calm down, Millie." Blitzo said, "Is your boy toy of a husband not pleasing you enough in the bedroom that you need to lash out at me?"

Millie's eyes were lit up, and ready to attack her boss. Save not for her dear husband, who began rubbing her shoulders while speaking to their boss to de-escalate things. "With respect, sir, not that it's any of your business, but our sex is great. What's not great is how you've been whistling all morning, and it's kinda annoying."

Blitzo groaned in response, feeling a little ticked off. "Will you excuse me for being happy?" the imp boss spat.

"And why are you so happy this morning, sir?" Moxxie asked, just as Millie was finally calmed down. "I mean, the day before yesterday, you were extremely pissed off after our latest client ended up paying us in coupons to Frisky Diskey Nuggets, a place we're not only banned from but whose food you hate. Then we don't see you for a whole day, and suddenly, you're all happy and whistly. And I don't remember you ever whistling in the years I've known you. Not after a successful job. Not after you'd got laid. Not even after we beat your uptight popstar ex in that spring break bet."

"Hey! Verosika is not uptight!" Blitzo protested, not realizing then that his actions had gotten him both suspicious and shocked looks from his employees, even Loona, who'd been barely paying attention as she was scrolling through her phone.

"Uh, sir, since when do you defend people you hate? And people, whom I might add, you hate with a passion," Moxxie asked.

It was true; less than forty-eight hours ago, Blitzo had dispised Verosika and made it clear occasionally. And when he hated someone, he never defended them. Anyone who knew him, like his employees, knew this.

"Okay, shit. You got me," he cursed. At this point, he knew he could've just ordered everyone to return to work. But no clients were coming in, and no jobs were on the schedule. Plus, they were going to find out eventually. And since he was acting all overly happy, he thought, what the fuck. "I wasn't in the office yesterday because, well… the night before, Verosika and I met at a bar. Long story short, we got drunk and had heavenly sex at her place. During this, we realized how much we missed each other. Then I apologized to her for everything bad that happened while we were dating."

This was met with gasps and dropped mouths from his employees. They'd never seen or heard of their boss apologizing to anyone before. And he'd done a lot of terrible shit to people both in hell and the mortal realm.

"Yeah, yeah. It's a miracle," Blitzo replied before continuing with his recap. "Anyway, after I apologized-"

"Still can't believe it," Moxxie interrupted.

"Cut the crap while I'm talking," Blitzo ordered. "So after I… said a… surprising thing, Verosika confessed that she wanted me back. I felt the same way, and we decided to give each other another shot. The rest of the day was spent having amazingly hot sex. It's way better than all the sex I've had since we broke up. It was even better than when we were dating the first time."

While Loona returned her attention to her phone, Moxxie and Millie looked at their boss with amazed looks that quickly became approval as they nodded.

"Well, we're happy for you, sir," Moxxie said.

"Yeah," Millie agreed. "It's about time you got yourself someone to spend your time with. And not just sex. While sex is phenomenal, it's not the only part of a healthy, successful relationship. Take me and Moxxie; we always enjoy making love. However, we also like to go out to restaurants, attend underground fights, give each other gifts that we enjoy that don't involve what we do in the bedroom, and perform acts of romance to express our love for each other. And because of all this, Moxxie and I are tighter than two ropes strangling a hound pig on harvest night. It's no wonder why Moxxie and I are so close. Ain't that right, Moxxiekins?" she purred while rubbing her husband's chin, which caused him to blush.

"Oh, definitely, dear," Moxxie cooed. At that moment, something occurred to him. Leaning into his wife's ear, he whispered a question to her. "Should we tell them about… you know?"

Millie agreed with her husband. Given how Blitzo had revealed his revelation, it was appropriate to do so, so she nodded, saying yes. All the while, their boss was confused by what was now happening between them.

"Um… did I miss something?" he asked. "What's going on between you two? And what did fatso say that he couldn't say loud enough for me to hear?"

Knowing there was no going back now, Moxxie took a deep breath and gave the big announcement to his and Millie's boss and coworker. "Well… the thing is… Millie and I are expecting…"

Blitzo just looked confused in response. "Expecting? Expecting what? A pizza? It's a bit early for lunch if you ask me."

Still half-listening to the conversations between her coworkers and boss, Loona slammed her hand on her forehead, annoyed that Blitzo couldn't take the obvious hint.

She wasn't the only one. Moxxie twitched in annoyance while Millie, on the other hand, chuckled.

"No, sir. We're expecting a baby. Millie's pregnant. We're going to be parents," Moxxie revealed.

This time, it was Blitzo's turn for his mouth to drop. While he knew that his two imp assassins were quite sexually active in their married life, the idea of them having kids had never come up before. And his shock quickly turned to that of one who was excited.

"About fucking time!" he cheered. Zooming in between the couple and scooping their necks in a tight, air-choking hug.

"Uh… sir," Moxxie gasped desperately.

"Air... Need. AIR!" Millie choked.

"What? Oh, my bad," Blitzo said, releasing the two. "So when's the little runt due? Also, who else have you told besides me and Loona?"

"First, the baby is due in seven and a half months. Secondly, the only other people who know about the baby are Millie's parents," Moxxie replied.

"Great. So how did those two take the news?"

"Well, other than being a little disappointed when we confirmed that Moxxie is the father, they were thrilled," Millie answered. "They'd been wanting a grandchild for years and had been harassing my older brother for one from him and his wife."

"We also promised them we'd consider the name Zorn, which means Wrath," Moxxie added.

"No surprise there," Blitzo replied before focusing on his daughter. "Loonypoo, don't you have something to say about all of this?"

Looking up from her phone, the hellhound saw eager looks from her dad and Millie, whereas Moxxie, having anticipated a less polite and more sarcastic response, already had a look on his face that said he wasn't amused.

Instead, Loona replied, "Congratulations to all of you. I hope you all have happy lives from now on," without any hint of sarcasm in her voice, much to Moxxie's surprise.

"Well, um… thanks Loona," he said.

"Yeah," Millie added. "And believe me, Moxxie, and I's future will be filled with even more happiness and love now that we've got a little one on the way."

"Yeah, whatever," Loona replied in her usual, non-caring voice. "By the way, Blitzo, how is that bird prince going to take you dating someone else?"

This brought up a serious topic the rest of the staff realized might be an issue now that their boss had other priorities in his sex life.

"She makes a good point," Millie said. "Are you going to continue screwing around with Stolas while seeing Verosika? Does she know about this? Or are you going to go behind her back by sleeping with him?" that last question caused the wraith imp's eyes to flare up in anger as she grabbed hold of her boss by the throat. "Because if you are, then you're an even bigger dick than I thought you were, and I won't have it!"

Blitzo gulped in response. He'd never seen Millie so angry at him before, and while it turned him on, it was still a bit scary at the same time. "Oh. Well, I've decided to end my little fuck-exchange with Stolas. I want to commit myself fully to Verosika and will not let anything mess up our relationship again."

Hearing this caused the fire in Millie's eyes to fade as she relaxed and released her boss.

"Oh. Well, in that case, good for you," she said.

"Yeah, I agree with Millie, sir," Moxxie concurred. "I'm rather impressed by how much you've matured in such a short timeframe."

"Yes. Yes. It's all good and shit. But that also means our jobs are screwed at the moment," Blitzo pointed out. "Because without that sex deal, Stolas is not going to let me borrow that fancy book of his. Which means no access to the mortal realm. Meaning there is no way to kill humans up there. So until I can find a way back, we'll have to lay low."

This should've surprised his two imp coworkers. Instead, they looked over at one another, nodding at each other. That's when Moxxie spoke up.

"Sir, we have a solution to this little problem."

Again, Blitzo needed clarification. "Say what now?"

"Well, after Stolas' daughter stole the grimoire, we realized there was a risk in relying on that book, so Millie and I began looking into alternative ways to go to earth without the book. It was challenging. We called in a few favours and now owe several new people some favours. But eventually, we found a solution."

Reaching into his pocket, Moxxie pulled out a small velvet bag the size of a TV remote and tossed it over to Blitzo, who looked at it curiously before opening it. When he did, his eyes widened as he realized what exactly it was.

"Holly shit. Is that…?"

"An Asmodean Crystal? Yes. Yes, it is. It's also the ticket to continuing our business without relying on the prince's magic book," Millie answered.

The imp boss couldn't fucking believe it. Even Loona was surprised by what the married imps had pulled off.

"How much did this baby cost?" Blitzo eventually asked.

"We got a real bargain for it," Moxxie revealed. "Though before you asked, yes, we used the company card for it because we shouldn't have to use our little salaries to pay for more work assets than we already do. However, we do have to do one mortal kill for free as a final part of the payment. Don't worry about me protesting or hesitating. The target is a massive douche that's got their murder coming."

If you thought Blitzo had been excited before when the couple announced their pregnancy, he was a thousand times more excited now. "Well fuck my shit! Moxxie, Millie, you did well. If I could afford to give you both bonuses, I would."

As the three imps celebrated, Loona continued to focus their attention on her phone and the person she was texting.

Our bosses are back together.

It didn't take long for Vortex to reply.

Yeah, I just found out. Mayday has been acting super happy since I arrived to pick her up from her place. The gang was all shocked to hear this. Some wondered if Blitzo was blackmailing her or something. But they took it back when she nearly went full demon on them. But now that those two don't hate each other, does this mean we should tell them about us?

Loona took a moment to consider this. She saw her boss/adoptive father hugging Moxxie and Millie while suggesting they do a foursome with him and his girlfriend.

Let's wait a bit. Blitzo might fuck the relationship up again. And even if he doesn't, I'd prefer him not meddling in our lives. I've seen how he acts around my coworkers, and he tends to violate levels of personal space no being, not even a demon, should.

Fair enough. Vortex replied. Are we still on for dinner tonight?

Loona smiled at the idea of alone time with her man.

Of course. Love you, my Heavenly Biscuit;)

Love you too, my Moon Pie ;)

Stay tuned for the next chapter. It's going to be juicy ;) But not sexually juicy.