6 years later in the loud house
3 year old Lisa loud was naturally a genius and most likely had good things coming her way but right now she was pondering her family
specifically her "elder brother unit" as she called him: Lincoln
Lincoln vanished when he was 3 and it has a whole 7 years he's been gone
in his absence there were 5 more louds born, Lucy who Rita was pregnant with when Lincoln disappeared Lola and Lana who were twins, lisa herself, and recently Lily
without Lincoln there to eventually help maintain order things fell upon Lynn jr to make sure things were in order which... well it's something alright
"I wonder if Lincoln would've handle things better than Lynn does." Lisa said to herself "maybe I can bribe Lynn with new sports to learn from different dimensions in order to give the role to someone else."
lisa began to search different dimensions with her computer being able to intercept signals for radio or tv with it
until eventually coming across something interesting
a tv broadcast of a stadium with creatures known as "Pokemon" battling in them
however something caught her eye
one of the "Pokemon trainers" : Lincoln rogen
he seemed familiar to some degree with freckles on his face and white hair that kinda reminded her of-
"no it couldn't be..." Lisa said to herself as she sample of Lincoln's dna that she had taken from bun bun a very long time ago
using her computer she searched for the many different looks Lincoln could've had if he grew up and then used Lincoln rogen as a filter
one... there was one match and it fit perfectly
now she couldn't jump to conclusions yet because this could just be Lincoln's counterpart in this dimension but the possibility was there
she just had to keep watching
meanwhile with Lincoln
Lincoln finished his last battle with a smile on his face before stepping up to the podium
"ladies and gentlemen boys and girls I have an announcement to make!" Lincoln said
he took a deep breath
"I am retiring as the stow 'n' side gym leader." Lincoln said
everyone gasped in shock
"yes yes I know it's a shock but I've had a tendency to just drop things a people kinda like how i dropped in stow 'n' side one day and got my dad to adopt me I mean I literally appeared out of thin air!" Lincoln said
with Lisa
Lisa shut off her computer
"he appeared out of thin air it has to be him." Lisa said as she began to work on something to contact him
with Lincoln
"so this isn't a surprise, well mostly." Lincoln said "but just because I'm retiring suddenly doesn't mean I don't have successors."
The crowd began to murmur
"yes that was plural." Lincoln said "I would like you to meet the new stow 'n' side gym leaders..."
allister and bea stepped up to the podium
"allister and bea!" Lincoln said as everyone began to clap their hands
the next day
Lincoln was on the phone with his father
"are you sure you want to retire?" Lectron asked
"yes dad I've decided that it's time." Lincoln said
"but you love being a gym leader!" Lectron said
"yeah but all good things must come to an end." Lincoln said "I've been doing this 15 years. it's time for me to throw in the towel."
"well if that's what you want the it's fine with me." Lectron said "just make sure bea doesn't snap anyone's neck."
"I will." Lincoln said "later dad."
Lincoln hung up and was about to get something to eat when his phone rang again
(please don't be allister having a social interaction crisis) Lincoln thought to himself as he picked up the call
but it wasn't allister it was a face time with a brown haired girl with glasses
"hey I think you got the wrong number kid." Lincoln said
"no I don't Lincoln loud." The girl said
that made Lincoln freeze
(no one has called me "loud" in years) Lincoln thought to himself
he sighed
"how the fuck you know about that?" Lincoln asked
"I have many ways." The girl said "I am Lisa loud-"
Lincoln let out a laugh
"sorry buddy I don't have any sisters named Lisa especially none that are 3." Lincoln said
Lisa then pulled out bun bun
"fuck." Lincoln said before sighing again"alright say I believe you... what do you want?"
"I want you to come home." Lisa said
"I'm already home." Lincoln said
"no to this home dimension." Lisa said "you fell through a portal."
Lincoln was silent for a moment
"what sort of genetics do mom and dad have to make you so smart?" Lincoln said
"don't question it." Lisa said "anyway I'm going to work on a portal now-"
"no." Lincoln said shocking Lisa
"what do you mean no?" Lisa asked
"I mean no." Lincoln said
"you're retired from your position you have no reason to stay!" Lisa said
"did you bother to listen to the full speech?" Lincoln asked
"no..." Lisa said
"my successors are my son and daughter." Lincoln said
"...that's a pretty good reason." Lisa said
"yup!" Lincoln said
"so you're gonna stay?" Lisa asked
"yup!" Lincoln said "besides it's been 24 years."
"but it's only been 7!" Lisa said
"huh... had a feeling something was up." Lincoln said "well then it would just make it weird if a 27 year old man showed up instead of a 10 year old."
"true." Lisa said "can you still call though?"
"of course I want to know what's been up since I disappeared like how's my younger sibling that was going to be born before i vanished?" Lincoln said
"she's Goth." Lisa said
"ah I see." Lincoln said
"you aren't surprised?" Lisa asked
"nah my son is the most goth person ever." Lincoln said "nothing surprises me anymore."
"do you think they would like each other?" Lisa asked
"probably allister doesn't have many friends." Lincoln said
"also can i have a dna sample of one of your pokemon-" lisa began
"no." Lincoln said
"worth a shot." Lisa said "one last question?"
"yeah what's up?" Lincoln asked
"who's the mother?" Lisa asked
"they're both adopted." Lincoln said
"I see." Lisa said "well then I bid you farewell."
"see ya!" Lincoln said before hanging up (I wonder what's next for me.)
and that's that!
next time we will be getting into the sword and shield story
see you then!