Here we are again! The brothers are up to more shenanigans. I hope you enjoy!

merendinoemiliano: The Death Korps has an odd sense of humor.

the metaphysical god of heroes: True, true. It's just that some people might get a bit too pumped up...

Skorpionrehkitz: Perhaps not, though the chapter master isn't going for jaunty.

Redact: I'm going to call them an unnamed Ultramarines or White Scars successor. It'd probably work with most other gene-lines, too. It could be whoever you want, though.

Generation Zero: Indeed. I'll add those to future lists.

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351. No longer allowed to try and trade the Recclusiarch to the Black Templars.

352. The fortress monastery's PA system is not a forum for voicing your opinions.

353. No longer allowed to threaten annoying Commissars by implying you'll pull strings to have their regiment fight with the Marines Malevolent next campaign. I will do that, thank you very much.

354. No longer allowed to go into battle only wearing your leg armor.

355. Chapter command has neither the time nor inclination to hear what you did with twenty tons of super glue.

356. No longer allowed to make s'mores in Land Raiders.

357. The Chaos Gods are not being puppeted by an entity called 'Games Workshop.'

358. Heavy bolters don't come with a pistol grip.

359. The Techmarines are no longer allowed to start theological wars over whether flathead or Phillips screws are better.

360. No longer allowed to prank call Daemon Primarchs.

361. No longer allowed to claim the remembrancer as your pet.

362. The Apothecaries are no longer allowed to program medical servitors for 'aggressive surgery.'

363. No longer allowed to try to get a reality TV show based on our chapter.

364. No longer allowed to try and set up the remembrancer with a Sister of Battle unless he agrees.

365. The Librarians cannot 'hear the soundtrack'.

366. Navigators have Warp sight, not 'Insane-o Vision'.

367. No longer allowed to use servitors as grappling hooks.

368. If a Warp storm causes you to arrive before you leave, you are not allowed to clean house on the lottery.

369. The Librarians are no longer allowed to make bad puns after using Warp lightning. ("It was a shocking experience; I feel electrified, etc. etc.)

370. No longer allowed to question why the Ordo Malleus ordered an orbital lance strike on a town of 2,000 people with zero strategic value. Trust me, there's a reason.

371. No longer allowed to start telethons.

372. Off the record, yes, you are allowed to steal necron weaponry, but don't let anyone else find out.

373. No longer allowed to test wrestling moves on the Tau.

374. You don't need more than 500 krak grenades on your person for any reason whatsoever.

375. No longer allowed to chew gum at briefings.

376. Even if you brought enough for all your brothers.

377. No longer allowed to bribe the Reclusiarch with candles.

378. The Librarians are no longer allowed in casinos.

379. Afros are not acceptable haircuts for Marines.

380. Neither are mullets.

381. No longer allowed to trick Tech-Priests into dividing by zero.

382. The battle barges do not need ice rinks.

383. You do not need to know the melting point of Orks.

384. Squeezing a termagaunt will not turn it into a machine gun.

385. No longer allowed to play the bagpipes.

386. If I ever see a brother wearing bell-bottom jeans, he will immediately be sent on a penitent crusade.

387. No longer allowed to get carry-out delivered to the fortress monastery.

388. No longer allowed to start arguments over which gene line has better architectural tastes.

389. Even if it's just a friendly pick-up game, it's not a good idea to dunk on Supreme Grand Master Azrael.

390. The Recclusiarch does not appreciate the Socratic method.

391. The Apothecaries do not need to know the medicinal values of Tyranid organs.

392. No longer allowed to send cursed artifacts to chapters you don't like as a prank.

393. Step one of every battle in plan can't just be 'set them on fire'. We are not the Salamanders.

394. No longer allowed to question why Squats keep appearing and disappearing from history books.

395. No longer allowed to test the extent of Astartes' 'know no fear' ability on your brothers.

396. You are not 'best bros' with Trazyn the Infinite.

397. No longer allowed to give shout-outs in complaint notices to the High Lords.

398. No longer allowed to put House Griffith and Hawkshroud in a position where they're competing over which one is a better ally to the chapter. (See rules 151, 152, and 243.)

399. No longer allowed to hire a mariachi band to follow us around on campaigns.

400. "The most destructive weapon in the Imperium" is not "a Sister of Battle during that time of the month."

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There we have it! I hope you all enjoyed. As always, I appreciate any comments, criticisms, questions, concerns, and reviews! Stick around for more updates for my various stories (I promise I'll update them more quickly; sorry for the delays).