Here we are once again! I am working on both Scoundrels and Bloodborne, so hopefully I'll get some major stuff out soon. In the mean time, enjoy!

THAT brother: What the chapter master can't prove won't hurt him.

chromeillusion: Thanks for the suggestions. I'll try to incorporate them.

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Guest: I do, it was just I had some technical difficulties. I'll be uploading and updating on AO3 shortly.

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401. No longer allowed to send spam messages through the astropathic choirs.

402. No longer allowed to do anything that would give a Khornite Berserker depression.

403. Savior pods are not "overrated".

404. No longer allowed to try and sneak into the Sactum Imperialis disguised as Custodians.

405. No longer allowed to take out insurance for the chapter's battle barges.

406. No longer allowed to have Archmagos Cawl on speed-dial.

407. Disco balls do not have a place in our liturgical meditations.

408. No longer allowed to try and teach Ogryn trigonometry.

409. No longer allowed to act as a lawyer in an Eldar divorce court.

410. No longer allowed to prank the Librarians by throwing them into a room with a Culexus Assassin.

411. No longer allowed to install remote-control subwoofers in servitors so they can blast your preferred entrance music.

412. No longer allowed to elbow-drop Eldar Rangers.

413. Even if it is incredibly amusing.

414. No longer allowed to do anything that would cause a Raven Guard Marine to start break-dancing.

415. The Librarians are no longer allowed near stock exchanges.

416. No longer allowed to try and make belt-fed plasma guns.

417. Laughing in an Inquisitor's face is usually not a good idea.

418. No longer allowed to ask your bolter for advice.

419. Duel-wielding Guardsmen is frowned upon.

420. While it was incredibly amusing, the Librarians are strongly encouraged not to bind daemons to their wills and make them clean the fortress monastery with a toothbrush.

421. No longer allowed to hold bolters sideways 'ganger style'.

422. No longer allowed to tap into the Hive Mind.

423. No longer allowed to impact the overall total supply of Imperial ammunition, either positively or negatively.

424. You were not raised by a pack of Men of Iron.

425. Cease and desist orders will not work on Eldar.

426. No longer allowed to bring slip-and-slides with you on space hulks.

427. You do not have to check if your brothers are actually genestealers before every single mission.

428. The Librarians are permanently banned from using any psychic powers during water balloon fights.

429. If you die, the chapter will not disavow any knowledge of your actions.

430. Disco dance moves have their place. In front of Lord Dante is not one of those places.

431. No longer allowed to wake up Dreadnoughts for trivial reasons, including but not limited to: pillow fights, forgetting the wi-fi password, asking them to tell you bedtime stories, asking them to settle trivial debates, or asking them to hide you when chapter command is after you.

432. The Ultramarines do not have better benefits than us.

433. No longer allowed to take the Invincible Reason for a joyride.

434. The Apothecaries are no longer allowed to perform emergency lobotomies.

435. You do not need a liberal arts degree to be a Space Marine.

436. The Librarians are no longer allowed to summon daemons to practice their banishing techniques.

437. If the material will give an Astartes radiation poisoning within three seconds of contact, you aren't allowed to have it.

438. Dr. Suess rhymes do not have a place in exorcisms.

439. There is no such thing as a shotgun Exterminatus.

440. No longer allowed to start a mafia.

441. No longer allowed to start a psychology office on Krieg.

442. You cannot crank start a Stormtalon.

443. No longer allowed to say "I am Alpharius" for any reason whatsoever.

444. No longer allowed to start an Astartes C-Span channel.

445. You can't saddle break a Screamer-Killer.

446. Using your brothers as bobsleds is strictly forbidden.

447. No longer allowed to buy anything you saw on a Mechanicus infomercial at 3:00 am.

448. No longer allowed to insist you're "best bros" with Abaddon the Despoiler.

449. No longer allowed to paint your armor red because "red gitz go fasta".

450. You need to clear up all homonym definitions before meeting Lord Guilliman.

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There we have it! I hope you all enjoyed. As usual, if you have any comments, questions, concerns, criticisms, or reviews, I'd love to here them.