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I turned my Heir ring to hide the seal and grinned at Lord Malfoy, "Hello, Lord Malfoy, are you enjoying your new House Guests? Did Tom Marvolo Riddle find out that you lost his Diary? No, you don't have Crucio damage yet. Oh! I have to thank you for all those life debts the students from my second year have to me, I can use those."

8 Seriously rich!

Narcissa turned to me, "What do you mean by that, child?"

"Oh, it is going to be Heir Potter, Lady Malfoy, or Mr. Potter for now. To answer your question, your Husband was the one who arranged for the Chamber of Secrets to be opened, and guess what was living there? A thousand-year-old Basilisk, Lady Malfoy, one I killed single-handed. Can you imagine what would happen when that Basilisk visited the Great Hall at dinner time? Would he see the difference between purebloods and muggleborns?"

Madam Bones added, "Your son would be one of the victims too, Lady Malfoy. I will press no charges against your husband because the evidence is circumstantial, I leave the punishment to your trusted friends when they find out about it. Come, Harry, we are wasting time."

We left a puzzled Draco, a fuming Lucius, and a paled Narcissa behind. When we entered the lobby, the room was packed with death eaters, all of them with an angry expression on their faces, their expressions turned into rage when they spotted the Malfoys. I bet the only thing stopping them from drawing their wands were the extra guards, Throat-Slicer must have stationed them here.

I nudged Madam Bones and softly said, "They must have received a letter to pay their loans from the Black account manager. They are not happy by the look of them."

One by one they were guided to a waiting room when it was our turn, Madam Bones said, "Good day, teller, Rusty Blade, We have an appointment with Sharpclaw."

Rusty Blade, ah, there is the name tag, he said, "A runner will come for you."

Xxxxx

Sharpclaw was in a good mood, Dumbledore deposited thirteen million Galleons back in the Potter Vault and handed the Magical Guardianship to Madam Bones, who was sitting in front of him now.

Madam Bones came to the point, "Account Manager Sharpclaw, first point of order, five loans are in default of their payments, call them in. It appalls me that one is to the ministry not six months before their death. That is putting the slander campaign of the Ministry to my charge in a new light."

She added, "Send copies of these documents to Mr. Dewey, my family Solicitor, along with the data of the squatters that are living rent-free in the Potter properties."

Sharpclaw nodded, "It will be done, Guardian Bones. This file is the Audit of the Vaults from the day Lord and Lady Potter died. All the amounts and where they went are recorded in the file."

Madam Bones nodded, "That is enough for now, I am going to hire a construction team to do maintenance on all the buildings House Potter owns. All invoices have to be signed off by me."

I raised my hand, "Can I suggest something? House Black is calling in a lot of Defaulters, so I guess there are going to be a lot of properties for sale. Talk it over with Throat-Slicer and buy them all up. I am Heir Primary of House Black, so it will end up in the same pocket."

A trick I learned from Fan Fiction, if we don't buy it up they might call bankruptcy and we lose a lot of money. The best part is that the Death Eaters will have to eat dry bread… not good wordplay, I have to do better.

Madam Bones glanced at me, "That is not a bad idea, Throat-Slicer, involve House Bones Account Manager War axe with it too. There is a marriage contract between our houses, so the money will end up in the same pocket as Mr. Potter just said. Oh, if you have the chance, buy stocks of the Daily Prophet, it is time they stop writing what the Ministry dictates."

Xxxxx

We entered the foyer of the Daily Prophet and asked to see Barnabas Cuffe, the chief editor, Madam Bones pulls a lot of weight… you know what I mean, in less than five minutes we sat in front of him.

Madam Bones opened the hostilities, "Mr, Cuffe, is it your habit to slander your major shareholders? Why are you slandering Mr. Potter for over a month? 20% of the shares are nothing to you?"

Cuffe shook his head, "No, Madam Bones, I got a lot of pressure from different sides, my hands are tied."

Madam Bones asked, "What if I add the shares of House Black to it? 35% tell me, who has more shares? Here is the proof that I control the Black shares."

Cuffe sighed, "That makes you the major shareholder, Madam Bones, still there is not much I can do, the Ministry is pushing this through."

"Then you are in luck, Mr. Cuffe, I happen to be the Head of the DMLE, give me the names of the ones that are pressuring you and I will let it go away. Print in your paper tomorrow that those individuals forced you to slander House Potter." was her answer.

I smiled at Cuffe, "I might as well tell you this scoop: Sirius Black never got a trial in 81, more, he is my Godfather by oath, and Partially Blood Adopted me at my first Birthday. Now is that the kind of man who wants to kill me a few months later? Here is more, Dumbledore cast the Fidelius with Peter Pettigrew as the Secret Keeper and My Adopted Father as a Decoy. Dumbledore knew it and let My Sworn Godfather rot in Azkaban."

When we were at the door of his office with the list of names, Madam Bones turned to Cuffe, "Tell Skeeter to turn herself in, if we have to track her down, the punishment for being an illegal animagus will triple. Or she can stay as a water bug if she wants to. She has a week."

Xxxxx

Our next stop was Solicitor Dewey, when we sat down with a cup of tea, Madam Bones handed the papers from Gringotts to him, "Five defaulters, the biggest one is the ministry, I want you to go after the Ministry with torches and pitchforks. I want the ones responsible for stopping the payments in court."

She went over the next topic, "Next are the freeloaders that Dumbledore let live rent-free in the Potter properties, let them pay up, and if they can't, demand it from Dumbledore as he was the one that allowed them to live rent-free. This was clearly abusing his Magical guardianship. Sharpclaw will owl you the details."

She sighed, "The next case is a difficult one, it is against Dumbledore, the Ministry, the Wizengamot, and the family that housed Mr. Potter from the day after his parents died."

Madam Bones explained, "Dumbledore sealed the will, a copy will come your way today, he claimed illegally the Magical Guardianship of Mr. Potter and let him be abused and starved for years. in Gringotts statements you can read his crimes and here is a copy of his Official Medical examination."

She continued, "The Wizengamot voted for Dumbledore to be the Magical Guardianship, Clearly neglecting dozens of laws and regulations."

"The Ministry Child Services, we have them and they never checked up on Mr. Potter, my Susan gets two visits a year so I know they do their job," commented Madam Bones.

"Last but not least, the Dursleys, the family that abused Mr. Potter, what happened to Mr Potter is not completely their fault, there are spells and wards that made them act that way. You can have certified copies of Mr. Potter's memories to examine and the investigation reports." this was her last case.

I thought about something that needs fixing, "Those Harry Potter Books, the ones that made everyone believe I lived in a castle and had adventures, who is collecting the profits for that? Also the merchandising of my name, I fly on a Firebolt and I like my broom, but I never said that I endorse that broom officially, also I never got any mail, someone is blocking it"

Dewey nodded, "I will find out and talk to them."

Madam Bones sighed, "Walter, what happened to Harry should never been possible, yet it has happened, Dumbledore broke so many laws and regulations to have him in an abusive home. If Dumbledore had any relatives I would say he committed line theft, it doesn't make sense."

I spoke up, "I know why, Madam Bones, there is a prophecy about me and Tom Riddle, Dumbledore is doing all he can to let that prophecy go his way. Ah, Tom Riddle is Voldemort." that was for Dewey.

Xxxxx

Our last stop was at the Ministry, Madam Bones unsealed the will and sent copies to Dewey, Sharpclaw, Fudge, the Daily Prophet, and her office. Yes, my parents were idiots, they trusted Dumbledore blindly, he was even witness to that will with Sirius and Alice Longbottom. It was written that Sirius acted as a decoy and Peter the Secret Keeper. It is kind of sad how one man can do the bloody fuck whatever he wants.

Madam Bones presented me the Heir Primary Potter ring and made me take the Vow, "At the next Wizengamot meeting I will present you as the Heir Primary of House Potter. I first wanted to emancipate you and make you a Lord, but I want to postpone that until all the lawsuits are done and over. As a young Lord, you are too vulnerable. If you insist, then I will make you Lord Potter, talk it over with Lord Black."

We went to the DMLE and ordered copies of all files concerning me to send to Dewey. Next stop was at the DoM, we visited the Hall of Prophesies and listened to the Prophecy.

I sighed and asked the unspeakable, "Can you label this globe differently so when Dumbledore or Tom Riddle comes looking for it he won't find it? At least until they both are pushing daisies? Oh! Check it for tracking or alert spells."

Some Fan Fiction hinted at that, it makes sense, Dumbledore is a control maniac. Then another idea struck me! Ok, it is from a Fan fiction, bite me!

"Mr… whatever, that prophecy said that he only can die by my hand, what if I say that every man woman, or child can act as my Hand? Then I am off the hook isn't it?" I asked.

The unspeakable was speechless for a minute, he answered, "It is possible, we can answer that when we next meet."

"Oh! Here is another one! You know, with Tom Riddle on the loose, there is no doubt that they are getting their buddies out of Azkaban, including Rockwood. Did you change the locks when you found out he was telling your secrets to Tom Riddle? Because he will come for a visit." that is a valid worry isn't it? Rockwood can waltz right in and pick the place clean.

The unspeakable was speechless again, after a bit he said, "We have to check that out, thank you for reminding us."

I grinned, "I have another suggestion, let your colleagues swear an oath not to follow any organization that wants to overthrow the government. Or never to join Tom Riddle and his Death Eaters. Or come up with something yourself."

The unspeakable looked at Madam Bones, "Goodbye, Madam Bones, we are going to be busy this week."

Huh? Did I step on his toes? Are the feeble feelings hurt? Ah! It is an old man, they don't like listening to kids when they are pointing out their mistakes. Old Guy didn't like it one bit, it drove him up the wall when a snotty brat pointed him to his mistakes, which happened more than he wanted to admit.

Xxxxx

Back in Bones Manor, I said to Madam Bones, "Thank you, Madam Bones, you did more for me in one morning than Dumbledore did for me in fourteen years, thank you very much."

We had lunch in Bones Manor, the House Elf Collective made sure I took the two potions I missed this morning, Susan and Hannah invited Hermione over to hold our first dancing lesson, yesterday didn't count for some reason.

I did a quick summary of our trip and what will happen the following days. When they heard the wording of the Prophecy Hermione scoffed, "Trelawney gave that to Dumbledore? Probably during her Job interview, what are the odds that this is a real Prophecy? Who told Riddle about it? That can't be, he just would not mark Harry or… Neville, he is a day younger."

I said "It is only possible if Dumbledore let a death eater hear a part of that Prophecy. This is one big setup."

I looked at Madam Bones, "Think about it, Dumbledore is a Master Legilimence, he is using it all the time, he knew that Peter was a spy for Riddle, he could read Pettigrew like a book. All that to relive his past glory? Or did he even kill Grindelwald? What if that is a setup too?"

Madam Bones, "It is common knowledge that Dumbledore killed Grindelwald Harry, several sources confirmed it."

I nodded, "Like everyone knows that I live in a castle and have plenty of fun? Or that Dumbledore was taking good care of me and my heritage"? I want to bet a million galleons the Grindelwald is still alive."

Madam Bones shook her head, "Where would he hide him? Harry?"

I shrugged, "In Nurmengard under a Fidelius for example, tended by Loyal House Elves and bribed Guards under oath. I bet they knew each other."

Susan asked, "How can you check something like that? How can you know there is something under Fidelius?"

I thought for a bit, "If you compare old photos or building plans from Nurmengard with the current situation, a missing tower will be noticed or guards that disappear for periods of time."

I think Dumbledore put it under Fidelius, the spell broke when he died, that way Riddle could find the man. Meh, I am guessing, but, as Dumbledore always said, my guesses are almost always right. That, and I have a shitload of Fan Fic stories to pick my ideas from. Fuck the books.

Madam Bones stood up, "I am off to my office at the Ministry, Heir Primary Potter, I trust you will keep it proper?"

I swallowed, "I will be on my best behavior, Madam Bones, I will follow Heir Primary Susan's rules. If I understand it, we will be having dancing lessons."

Susan said with a blush, "I will make sure Harry behaves, Aunty."

"It is you and Hannah I am worried about," murmured Madam Bones to herself when she was out of the house.

Xxxxx

Three hours and a lot of cushion charms later, I could do a waltz without stepping on toes or without looking at my feet. I call that progress, I am still dancing like... How did Old Guy call it... Pinocchio before he was turned into a boy.

I took some liberties though, my hand was on their bum instead of their back, and every time we changed partners I gave her a snog as a reward for surviving my killer feet. You know, any reason to snog is a valid one, I think so too.

When we took a break, Hannah said, "Harry? Hermione told us how far you went, aren't you moving too fast? I mean from an innocent hug to a steaming make-out session with hand, and blow jobs, getting her off by sucking her tits? That in less than three days?"

I thought about it, "Maybe I am, but Hannah, after that Dementor attack I want to live my life, you heard our true feelings, Hermione wants to be with us. I admit that we got carried away at the moment, I could not think straight. I guess knowing our feelings made us go further than we planned."

I looked into her eyes and said, "I realize now it is not fair to you both, I should have thought of that. Hermione? Should we set some limits?"

Hermione answered, "I don't know where the limits should be, Harry, you know I am as socially inept as you."

I looked at Susan, "Another round of Vow of truth? That will clear any doubts and we can set borders we all agree on."

Susan nodded, "A vow of truth, not Act, come along, there is a sitting room close by."

Xxxxx

In the small lounge, we took our Vows of truth again, then we waited for the first one to start, everyone looked at me. Now, what is a boy with raging hormones going to say? I am voting for celibacy?

I sighed, "Well, here are my true feelings, I want to make love with all of you, I want to do all the things I did with Hermione with both of you too. I want to ravage Hannah the way she wants it, I want to fuck Susan's tits, I want to see Susan and Hannah go down on each other while I am shagging Hermione. I want to fuck all of you. Need I go on?"

Hannah, "Morgana! Yes! Go on! Tell me what you are going to do with me, how you are going to ravage me. I want to see you fuck Hermione while I eat out Susie, I want you to pound into me from behind while they are watching us, I want you to fuck Susie's tits and spray her face!"

Hermione stopped Hannah, "Hannah? We are talking about setting borders, not shucking them away."

Hannah groaned, "That bloody truth spell did it again. Harry, the point is that I want to join you and Hermione when you are playing, it frustrates me that we have to wait until a proper time."

Susan commented, "I feel the same as Hannah, I am not jealous of Hermione, I am jealous we can not join in the fun yet. I wanted to have everything you did with Hermione done to me too, Harry. Are we sluts for feeling this way?"

I shrugged, "I bet every teenager will say the same under a Vow of truth, let's focus on what you both will be ok with. Kissing? Fondling? Hand job? Blow job? Shagging?"

Hannah sighed, "Maybe I am a slag, but I am ok with everything as long as you both tell us about it, I was so horny when Hermione was telling us about it. Morgana! I am a slag!"

Susan nodded, "As long as we know everything and there are no secrets between us I am fine with it. It is like Hannah said when Hermione was telling us about it, we were imagining you were going to do it to us." Susan added, "It is not that Hannah and I were innocent these days, we did some private stuff too."

Hermione said at last, "I don't mind telling you about it, most of the time I was imagining how it would be when we are doing Harry with the three of us. I also love to hear what you two have been doing."

I groaned, "Maybe the Vow was not such a great idea, we are teenagers, we are expected to be horny and curious for sex, telling each other our deepest feelings will show that. Hannah, I need to hear from you what you and Susie did last night."

Hannah sighed, "Just cuddling, Harry, we have our periods, it would be too messy otherwise."

Hermione suggested, "Let's leave the room and come back in so that the Vow goes away."

Xxxxx

We left the room, our comments came back to bite us in the ass, we groaned from embarrassment and went back inside. We sat down for a few minutes to process what had been said… they were looking at me again? Who do they think I am? Some of those fake TV psychologists? Old Guy could not stand those fakers. Meh, I'll start the discussion.

I took a deep breath, "So, Hermione and I stay friends with benefits, so will you, Susan, and Hannah be friends with benefits. Does that even things out? Susan, you told me you and Hannah did almost everything, Hermione and I are not at that level yet. I don't mind that you keep that going on, and would not mind to hear you talk about that."

Susan blushed, "You have a point, Harry. Hannah and I had no right to bring it up, we got past that level you were in long ago. We don't mind that you continue your benefits, Harry and Hermione, because Hannah and I will continue ours."

I went to Hannah and straddled her lap, my hand went behind her head, I grabbed a handful of hair pulled her head backward, and whispered, "Here is a preview of your ravaging, Hannah."

After a long snog, while unbuttoning her blouse, I started to kiss her neck and shoulders while my hand exposed her tits. Hannah gasped when my lips and tongue worked on one while my other hand ravaged and went wild on her other tit. I still have it! Hannah blew her top screaming to Morgana.

I nibbled her ear and softly said, "Sweety, you can count on it that I am going to be buffed as fast as possible."

When she came down to Earth, she sighed, "Harry, I want bloody more of that."

Susan pulled me from Hannah with the comment, "Wait for your turn, slag, this slut needs some too."

We never got back to the ballroom. It is great to be me!

Xxxxx

After dinner, I told Sirius what Madam Bones and I achieved, he had a big grin when I told him about the Malfoy's and turned solemn when I told him about the life debts.

"Harry, life debts are a serious thing in the Wizarding World, that is not something to joke about," said Sirius. He explained, "In the old days, when you risked your life saving a stranger, it meant that you risked your future to save someone else's future That creates a bond for life, I guess the one you have with Hermione and the ones you are creating with Miss Susan and Miss Hannah now that they know what you fought in the Chamber of Secrets."

"In the old days, a Life Debt mostly got paid off, lands, valuables or a family connection through marriage." Sirius got more serious, "I don't know what will happen when the word gets out that hundreds of people have a life debt to you, a strong one because you saved them without them knowing about or even claiming it."

Sirius looked thoughtful and speculated, "That will create a strong compulsion to help you, or at least not oppose you. The parents of the students you saved will feel that compulsion too, especially when the students are their Heirs."

Hermione commented, "That is why Dumbledore covered it all up if news about that came out, he would lose a lot of supporters, from the dark side because they are now indebted to Harry, and from the Light side because he put their kids in danger."

Hermione frowned, "Sirius? Does that mean that all those girls will be compelled to go after Harry?"

Sirius shook his head, "No, Susan and Hannah only feel that way because that marriage contract enforces it. I bet Miss Greengrass and Miss Lovegood will soon feel the same."

Tonks came in and looked at our faces, "What did I miss? Or did somebody die? What did you do this time, brat?"

I glared at her, "Be glad you graduated the year before or you would be over your head in love with me, Missy Tonks, you would crave my touch and worship my Pego."

Tonks was puzzled, "What in Morgana's name is a Pego? And do tell me why I would crave your touch? To me, it sounds like you crave my stinging hexes."

Sirius said, "Dora if you were at Hogwarts when Harry killed that Basilisk, wouldn't you have a life debt to him?"

Tonks swore something foul, "Morgana's dried-up cunt! I would be worshiping his Pego, whatever that might be. What are you going to do about that, Sirius? Oh! Boney will go ballistic if she thinks about that!"

I grinned, "I reminded her of it this morning when I told Malfoy Senior about it."

Tonks asked, "Is that why Boney was on the warpath this afternoon? Fudge got the worst of her anger, I bet he won't survive the next wizengamot, neither will that pink toad. She is in a holding cell, for insulting her betters is the charge."

I grinned, "You better check her pedigree, I'll bet she is a half blood pretending to be a pureblood. Those are the worst fanatics."

In a lot of Fan Fics, she is a half blood, it might as well be real. Veritaserum and let her sing like a canary… like a toad.

I thought of something, "Sirius, those defaulters will sell off their properties to settle their debt, I told Sharpclaw to cooperate with Throat-Slicer to buy them all up, Madam Bones added her Account manager to it, in her words, we have a marriage contract between our Houses so it will end up in the same pocket."

Sirius lost it, he roared from laughter, "Priceless, pup! That will bring most of them to their knees! I am going to be Seriously Rich!"

Xxxxx

That night in my bed, Hermione asked, "What are you going to do with all those Life Debts, Harry? All those girls?"

I shrugged, "Noting, honey, I suspect that is why they created the Order of Merlin, that way the deeds to a large group or community are paid off when they reward one. I can call in individual Life Debts until I get that Order though." I just remembered something from Fan Fiction, "I know it! Snape! I can make him my slave and force him to teach properly!"

I grinned, "Hermione? How about we give Tonks some inspiration to masturbate on? My Pego needs some worshiping so are those beautiful tits of yours."