I torture them and I blow up their hideout. They try to kill me, and make my life miserable. But, when it comes down to it, we’re just like any other family. And like any family, you mess with one member and you get your butt kicked by all. Re-uploaded.

Title says it all. What happens when Orochimaru comes to visit the Akatsuki…? Well, it involves a mongoose, my Akatsuki plushies, and Itachi wearing a towel… Review. Please, just review already… Re-uploaded.

Visited by the crying Tenten, Sasuke is told to come to Neji's house for some reason. YAOI ALERT! - ONESHOT

Late birthday present for my best friend’s 17th birthday. What happens when you put my best friend, the entire Akatsuki, and me together? Unspeakable horror… Please review. RE-UPLOADED

He's so hot and is teasing her but she can't take a chance of a kid like him...Or can she? Shikamaru find Temari clever enough to play his little game but Does His Mother Know That He's Out? ShikaXTema Song/OneShort

Shino isn't going to let anything just slide after what Kiba has done to him... Warning: Contains lemon, noncon and yaoi. Rated M for a reason!

What do rumors of terrorists, brutal murders, a stalker, and a secret admirer have in common? Hitomi Takaeda will soon find out. ZetsuxOC

The curiosity of young Emi drives her to ask, ‘Where babies come from’. What will she and Koichi discover? R&R flames accepted! OC's and hints at YAOI you have been warned

Pétalos cayeron de una flor. Sakura miraba, entumecida, indicios de lágrimas permanecían en sus mejillas. Desde la profundidad, él observó una gota de rocío colisionar contra una flor, inerte, pensamientos de ella en la mente de él. SasuSaku.

by Late-Sleeper-sama. Uchiha Sasuke menemukan sebuah kertas aneh di kursinya...

First fanfiction I've done. Fluffy NaruHina FF. Too lazy to come up with a halfdecent title. R&R plz! few swears, nothing major though

Neji is trapped in a love triangle between two vampire brothers. Both brothers want him for themselves, but he can only choose one to be his master. Does he choose the sweet and caring Itachi, or the dark and seductive Sasuke. Full warnings inside.

He's been betrayed by his best friends, he's hunted down by evil mercenaries, and his inner demon is taking over him. When Naruto's life grows dark, his new found crush will shed light on him and make him find strength he never imagined. NaruHina

The babysitter series.Once upon a time,I met a knight on a Supermarket's floor,Found a Prince inside a frog in a mansion,accusing me of being a witch,accidentally trampled a 21st-centuryRomeo's ego.So what’s left to do?Retell the tale to the kid ofcourse

Various ideas and Fics that come to my mind, or are made up as I go along. Be warned, my sense of humour can be warped. No known parings just yet. Enjoy.

O que você faria se todos que você ama morresem ? Qual seria sua atitude ?

Sakura has lost a lot in her life; family, friends, and recently, HER SANITY. A family of gods reside in her head, who give her both power and a major headache. How does one survive through life with that? Kick-ass. ItaSaku discontinued: read AN

SasuNaru-Oneshot. short academic discourse that tackles several issues concerning Uchiha Sasuke’s emotional, psychological and anti-social disorders, and his -in-ability to maintain a healthy relationship. wait, academic? R&R please ;-D

naruto's mask finnaly shatters after listening to both of his team mates at the bridge... what happens when he gives up for a short time?And whats this? Whats Ranma doing in the ninja world? and why is part of his hair yellow? NaruHina Oc/? possible Harem

Spoilers for Naruto 367. Collection of drabbles and oneshots centering on the Yondaime Hokage and his redheaded, tomboyish lady—their past, loves, friends and ultimately, the choices they made and the legacy they left behind.

NaruSasu Where Naruto is a hormone-driven seme and Sasuke is the chakra-less uke. Not for those who think that Naruto's always the one who cried when they first have sex and think that Sasuke's always the seme. Enjoy.

Definition: The branch of linguistics that deals with syntax and morphology - and sometimes also deals with sex.

Naruto and Sasuke meet in a clearing. As usual they exchange harsh words and punches- but their constant fighting masks a deeper aggression... SasuNaru yes SasuNaru . Lemon PWP?

No one ever said that to be able to love a person you had to know them.

This is the sequal to the story "Why MY Love?" Sasuke and Naruto are now an official couple and move in together. But Naruto is starting to experiance....Morning sickness? What the hell? WARNING: Major OOC,and MPreg.