We all know the childhood stories adults would tell us to try and teach a lesson. But when the elders think it's time for the young ninja's to learn these morals as well, Naruto, and the rest of the Konoha 12, are forced to act out these tales themselves.

Naruto is to reward Sasuke with a kiss for each punch he receives.

In the midst of a bloody battle between the Akatsuki and the best of Konoha ninja, Sasuke wonders about death and all the naive beliefs attached to it, while he sits, dazed, beside the only person who ever really meant anything to him. Implied yaoi

Uchiha Sasuke, a pirate who has a freakishly disturbed first mate, a deckhand who's obsessed with air fresheners, and a whole darn crew ready to commit suicide just for a cookie? Yep. He's one hell of a pirate alright.' thought Sakura. [SasuSaku]Enjoy!

[ItaSasu] Each person has their own door, a safeguard for the memories that make us who we are.

Hiashi is planning to sell Hinata to a man that is in his best interest. After hours and hours, he finally finds his pick and sells her immediately Her feelings. His feelings. Their feelings. Will love be the result of any of this? SasuHina bit of humor.

“Why doesn’t he like me?, She mumbled to herself, I don’t understand.”SasuIno

Struggles to keep the Kyuubi under control, and his personal mission to bring Sasuke back to Konoha are ony part of the problems. DISCLAIMER I do not own Naruto, or any of the characters listed in this fanfiction.

Vampire Prince Sasuke Uchiha decides to find a new sex slave after being disappointed by his previous ones. What if this new slaves happens to be a certain blonde? Lemons in later chapters. This is my first fic, constructive criticism is welcomed. Ocness

K&A. oneshot. And while she had stood since Shikamaru told her the new of his death, she had forced herself to stand. sometimes, everything was still just too heavy. Somehow, Kurenai was still on her knees. But Asuma is everywhere.

In which Kankuro lectures, Gaara plays the role of spectator, and Temari swears the entire discussion is hellbound. [Crack fic, slight SasuTema.]

Naruto leaves Konoha to hunt down all Bijuu and avenge his father. Naruhina.

An Akatsuki was given a mission. A kunoichi was given a mission. Who knew they would fall for each other? My first ever fanfic story… DeiHina crack pairing. Complete.

Based on a dream. Itachi's been missing for more than a year. Kisame won't replace him. And there's a new member making some kind of spiritual connection. Oneshot KisaIta.

It is a puzzle that she already know the answer of, although how oblivious she may appear to be.[NejiTen]

If you thought that Sakura was Konoha's Cherry Blossom ... you thought wrong! When a girl only few know, returns to the Leaf Village, what sort of events will occur? pairings: KanOc, ShikaOc, NarHin, KakaRin, NejiTen, GaaSak, ChoIno.

Who would have thought that one little innocent kiss would leave Hinata lusting after someone she shouldn't even be thinking about. Oneshot

They always loved each other, whether they were related or not. Nejicentric. Slight Shippuuden spoilers, and slight Hyuugacest.

[LotR Naruto crossover] Team 7, all 16 years old, are send to a secret meeting in Rivendell. They didnt know they had to protect the Fellowship and the Ring from the evil that lies in Mordor. Are Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke able to survive? [Mild SasuSaku]

what if Kyubbi was good and what if Naurto left with not only Jiraiya at 4 but also with Tsunade

Trois ans après le départ de Sasuke,les relations de Sakura et Ino se sont grandement améliorées,elles continuent ainsi de mener leur vie , jusqu'au jour où Ino est assassinée..Boulversée par la nouvelle , Sakura partira à la recherche du meurtrier d'Ino.

Anotha Sai fic by KK! XD I should've posted this first before ONIISAN.. RnR!

[ShikaIno oneshot] AU. After a troublesome day of trying to get some rest while feeling sick, Shikamaru could use someone to cuddle up and sleep with. Ino returns from a long day out and takes care of her love, and feels a little lazy too

[AU]Burn your wings.[NejiSakuNaru]

its my first story so go easy.