“My Deoxyribonucleic acid doesn’t contain the code for my body to produce this sweat ridding apparatus which you seem to have an abundance of.”......“Gaarasan, what are you doing with that strip of tape?”

There is only one man who can defeat every single Akatsuki member within less than the blink of an eye. [Oneshot]

En la Aldea Oculta de la Hoja, han aparecido constantemente cuerpos sin vida de jovenes y jovencitas Genin... y estas ejecuciones son consecuencia de la lucha que sostienen dos de las mas violentas bandas criminales.Basado en hechos reales.

PreNaruto. Implied NaruSaku. She doesn't know it, but she saved his life. In more ways than one.

OneShot. Fluffy SasoDei. Deidara is out for a walk and starts to thing of his significant other..

[oneshots, Teacher!Student pairings] Of teachers, their students, and the lines that should not be blurred, erased, or crossed, but sometimes... are. [Yaoi, Yuri, possible het, threesomes, and foursomes may ensue]

Team Seven fiction. [Oneshot, minor NaruSaku]

She was a child who never knew where she came from. She was a child who was weak, but became strong. Little did she know fate would bring her and her long lost sister together again.

We all have invisible strings that tie us to our families. But what happens when one of those strings snap and reattach themselves without you even knowing they existed in the first place. KakaAnko

Something had happened to Naruto, and because of it, he carries a child. He leaves for Konoha and joins that Akatsuki. Will it be as bad as he originally thought? ItaNaru onesided SasuNaru LeeSaku NejiGaa KibaHina ShinoKan ShikaTemari KakaIru MPREG

This i was inspired by when watching an episode of Naruto. The story is about my character, serreg and his love for sakura.

at the age of six Naruto is trained in his bloodline and ninja skills by four Anbu, now will he master his bloodline and prove he is the greatest ninja ever. this is my first fic please give me reviews and advice on how to put it

Kakashi contemplates the definition of ham.

Rituals are never to be broken, especially if they should have never existed in the first place. MORE drabbles of love and angst!

[hinnar] A Hinata and Naruto love story.

An entirely random Naruto oneshot. Slight NaruHina. Gai bashing.

sakuragaara. love festifal d suna? akan kah membawa cinta u medical kunoichi kta? dedicated for my big polar bear, pineaplle Hatake. smoga kyak sakura yg d fanfic gw, yg finally find her new love. you will discover your own love stories as well.

Three strangers come to Konoha seeking help. They get it, but Konoha get a little more than they bargained for. rated M for language and violence...

Summary: This story goes back to their memories long ago…Ignorance, bliss, and happiness….KIDDY FLUFF [[Pairings: SasuSaku, NaruHina, NejiTen, & ShikaIno.]]

A new story idea! Naruto is dead....WTF?

Crack. Naruto 'informed' Sasuke that Sakura was cheating at the Hyuuga compund. Rushing to the Hyuuga compound, he saw something unexpected...

A collection of AU Nejiten drabbles and oneshots, each one set in a different time or place.

Sasuke writes a letter to Naruto. A brief peek at my next and first fanfic

[he'd never really known Sasuke much at all but had ended up like this due to the little 'accident' Sasuke had caused on the balcony...] ShikaSasu lemon content

Naruto has left Konoha for good, because, after he brought back Sasuke, people have hated him even more and he was tired of it. He trains more and works harder to fulfil his new dream. DISCONTINUED, though I'll probably use the bloodline in another fic