Chapter 44 Nanban Attack
I don't own Kamen Rider OOO or Koihime Musō
Kazuma walks out of a house and he sighs. "Why does this happen to me."
Grape and Strawberry came out hugging him.
"It was great Kazuma." Strawberry said.
"Yes." Grape said.
Kazuma goes off as the two waved bye at him, Milk passes by Kazuma at the town and said: "Well it seems you stayed the night here."
"Not really much I could do when those two girls grabbed me." Kazuma said.
"Still it's nice that you stayed for a bit." Milk said.
"Yeah I guess." Kazuma said.
Bread and Butter went to Cinnamon's store to buy some stuff.
"Now that I get a good look you guys don't have much of a actual product stores here." Kazuma said.
"It was mostly because of the rules of Chili." Milk said.
"Well i'll just have to make sure something new is added." Kazuma said.
They heard a sound and Kazuma saw Moukaku with her three generals Mike, Tora & Shamu.
"Okay, this town is in my area so it's under my control." Moukaku said.
"Excuse me." They saw Kazuma with his arms crossed. "This town is under my control."
"What?! This is part of Nanban territory!" Moukaku said.
"Yes." Mike said.
"It was close to our forest." Shamu said.
"Oh no." Kazuma picks up a stick and makes a line in between them. "That's your spot and this is mine, so this is part of my territory."
"Oh yeah." Moukaku walks over it.
"Oh that's gonna be like that, I dare you to cross this line." Kazuma makes another one.
She steps foward.
"Now this one." Kazuma draws another line.
She goes foward again.
"Now this one." He makes yet another one.
They kept going for a bit as they headed towards a cliff and Kazuma draws a line near the edge. "That one."
She walks over and falls off he cliff and he saw her land inside a river.
Her three generals came and got surprised.
"Mii!" They said.
Moukaku floats up with her head peeking out as she makes bubbles. "How dare he."
"Well too bad for you." Kazuma walks off. "I never thought that old cartoon gag would work."
Moukaku got back to land and charges back at Kazuma. "I'll get you for this."
Shoto was next to Kazuma this time as they saw her coming before the ground she stepped in falls down and they held hands smiling.
"Ha, she fell for the oldest trick in the book like a wild hog." The two brothers said.
She grabbed a root stopping her fall. "Ha, like that would work." She looks down. "It's bottomless!" She got scared seeing the dark pit. "Are they trying to kill me?!"
Her soldiers helped her up and Moukaku said: "That's it, we'll get them next time."
"But how?" Tora asked.
"I'll think of something." She said.
They went up a hill and they saw Shoto walk foward reading a book.
"Now he'll fall inside his hole." Moukaku grins.
Shoto passes over it but it didn't fall making her surprised as she goes on top of it.
"What?" She looks down and jumps on it many times before it sinks in. "Aaaaah!"
"Like I would fall for that." Shoto smirks. "We always make those traps to get back at bad guys."
The trio helped they're leader out again and Shamu said: "Wow, they're good."
Moukaku grunts. "I gotta get back at them."
She charges foward at Shoto who takes out a gun and shoots her down.
"Mii!" They went to check on her.
Shoto blows the barrel out and walks away.
Moukaku stands up gasping for air. "That was terrible smell!"
The trio painted a hole in a wall and they waited chuckling inside of a bush.
"Ha, that will get those two." Moukaku said.
Kazuma walks foward down the road and they waited, but he goes through the hole.
"What?!" Moukaku goes towards it. "But this is paint!"
She stares at it and looks to the side, she looks at it and to the side many times back and foward.
She runs towards the hole and smashes against it.
"Mii!" They went to check on her again.
She slides down to the floor and lifts her head up resting it against her hand. "Okay, what's going on here?"
Kazuma was looking at her from above the cliff and smirks. "Good thing I found a way to do cartoon physics ever since I went to the Food Town world, man to think I can do that, well limited since I can still die. But hey it's something I guess, I think it's from these stones I found." He takes out a few colored stones.
Moukaku put a catapult ready as they loaded a big rock on it, they pushed it foward.
"Okay, once we do this, we'll get them." Moukaku said.
They got it ready but they pushed it too hard that they were on top.
They looked down and saw Shoto at the other hand where the rope is and he smiles waving at them.
"Oh no." Tora said.
He takes out a knife scaring them and he cuts the rope making them get sent flying away.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!" They screams all the way they flew.
"Good bye, and have a safe landing." Shoto waves at them.
"Well that's it for them, gotta be ready for next time." Shoto walks away.
Kazuma waits for him. "Okay, let's go back to the palace."
Shoto nodded and they went foward together before Shoto looks at the screen. "That's all folks."
The four girls landed inside of a river as they used the rock to stay floating.
"Well that was lucky of us." Shamu said.
"This isn't over!" Moukaku said. "I will win next time!"
Note: Here's a chapter having the Nanban tribe members in a more cartoony scenerio, as I thought of making something funny today.