(Mr. Van Driessen is teaching class, with Beavis and Butt-Head sitting in the back)

Mr. Van Driessen: "Okay, class, today we're going to learn about fractions, m'kay?"

(Beavis and Butt-Head look at each other and take a drink from their non-alcoholic beer)

Beavis: (making a face) "Ugh, this stuff is gross!"

Butt-Head: (agreeing) "Yeah, it's like drinking water!"

Mr. Van Driessen: "Now, let's move on to decimals, m'kay?"

(Beavis and Butt-Head take another drink, wincing at the taste)

Mr. Van Driessen: "And remember, class, always simplify your fractions, m'kay?"

(Beavis and Butt-Head take another drink, starting to gag)

Mr. Van Driessen: (noticing) "What's going on here? What's that you're drinking?"

Beavis: (nervously) "Uh, it's just...uh...root beer, Mr. Van Driessen!"

Mr. Van Driessen: (skeptically) "Root beer? In a beer bottle? I don't think so... (confiscates the bottle) You two are going to see Principal McVicker, now!"

Beavis: (protesting) "But Mr. Van Driessen, it's non-alcoholic! We can't even stand the taste!"

Mr. Van Driessen: (sternly) "I don't want to hear it, Beavis. You're going to the principal's office, m'kay?"

(Beavis and Butt-Head get up and walk out of the classroom, looking dejected)

(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head walking down the hallway, carrying their empty non-alcoholic beer bottle)

(Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting in Principal McVicker's office, looking dejected)

Principal McVicker: (sternly) "So, you two were drinking beer in class, huh?"

Beavis: (nervously) "Uh, no, Principal McVicker! It was just...uh...root beer!"

Butt-Head: (agreeing) "Yeah, we were just trying to...uh...learn about fractions!"

Principal McVicker: (skeptically) "Save it, boys. Mr. Van Driessen told me all about it. You're both suspended for a week."

Beavis: (outraged) "What?! No way! That's so unfair!"

Butt-Head: (agreeing) "Yeah, we're gonna miss our favorite chicks!"

Principal McVicker: (firmly) "I don't care about your 'favorite chicks,' boys. You need to learn to follow the rules."

(Beavis and Butt-Head get up and walk out of the office, looking dejected)

(Cut to the two sitting on the couch at home, watching TV)

Beavis: (excitedly) "Yes! We get to watch TV all day!"

Butt-Head: (laughing) "Yeah, and we don't have to learn about fractions!"

(Suddenly, the TV screen goes black)

Beavis: (disappointed) "Aw, man! The TV's broken!"

Butt-Head: (laughing) "Yeah, and we're stuck with nothing to do!"

(The scene ends with Beavis and Butt-Head looking bored and dejected on the couch)