The episode starts with Johnny, in flaming red swim trunks, waiting outside the bathroom door. He taps his foot impatiently.
"Dukey, come on! You've been in there forever!" whines Johnny.
"I'm almost done! Just let me put on my sunscreen." replies Dukey, his voice heard from the closed bathroom door.
"What do you need that stuff for? You have fur!"
"I am not risking a sunburn! You know I have sensitive skin as it is!" retorts Dukey.
"Alright, alright! Just hurry up." says Johnny.
"No need to. Because..." Dukey opens the door. "I'm ready!" he says, in a sing song voice.
Dukey is shown to be wearing a red speedo.
"Oh, great! We're matching!" points out Dukey.
"Yeah. Why the speedo?" asks Johnny.
"It's the only swimwear I have with a tail hole." answers Dukey. "You don't know how uncomfortable it is hiding this sucker in pants!"
"I didn't need to know that." states Johnny.
"Hey, you asked!"
"Whatever. What are we doing in here, anyway? It's time to go to the beach!" proclaims Johnny, running down the stairs.
"Wait for me!" replies Dukey, who follows on all fours.
Johnny and Dukey run outside, where they see Lila packing things in her car.
"Mom, we're ready for the beach!" informs Johnny, as Dukey nods in agreement.
"Oh, I must have forgotten to tell you. My boss called me in for a work emergency, and I had to cut my vacation short." explains Lila.
Johnny looks down on the ground, and frowns. Dukey puts his paw over Johnny's shoulder.
"I'm sorry, honey. Next weekend, I promise." states a comforting Lila. She gets into her car, and waves goodbye while saying "Don't worry, I'll be home for dinner!"
Johnny and Dukey look on as Lila drives away.
"Tough break, John." says Dukey.
"Oh, well! I'll just ask Dad instead to take us!" Johnny rushes back into the house.
A nonplussed Dukey looks at the viewer and comments, "Boy, he sure is a fast healer."
In the kitchen, Hugh is reading the cookbook Better Living Through Meatloaf. Johnny and Dukey run in.
"I know that's you, Johnny." says Hugh, not even looking up from his book.
"It's freaky how you do that!" claims Johnny.
"What do you want this time?" asks Hugh.
"Stop reading my mind!"
"I don't have to, you're an open book." Hugh sets the cookbook down on the kitchen counter. "Well?"
A pleading Johnny holds his hands together. "Can I go to the beach with Dukey? Please?"
"Sorry, no can do. I watched Hank Anchorman this morning, and he said the sea level is way too high!"
"I can handle it! You know how much I love salt!" replies Johnny.
Hugh remains firm. "Sorry, son. I just don't think it's safe."
"There goes my tan." says a saddened Johnny.
"What about that inflatable pool I bought you kids years ago you never used? It's still in the packaging!" says Hugh.
Johnny gasps, as he and Dukey make a beeline outside.
Hugh mockingly mimics Johnny. "Gee, thank you Dad for helping me feel better." Now speaking normally, he states "They better be inside by 5:00. Meatloaf isn't easy to make, ya know!"
Outside, Johnny and Dukey are setting up the pool in the backyard.
"Breathe, Dukey! Breathe!" commands Johnny.
"I can't! I feel like my lungs are collapsing!" says an out of breath Dukey, blowing on the hole to inflate the pool.
"You can do it! Just one more, big breath!"
Dukey takes a deep breath, and releases the air in the pool's hole. However, his oxygen simply goes back into his body, inflating Dukey to a large size as he hovers in the atmosphere.
"I knew I gained a few pounds, but this is ridiculous!" claims Dukey.
In the next scene, Dukey is returned to normal and the pool has been set up. Johnny and Dukey both swim inside it.
"Mm, chlorine. My favorite chemical." opines Johnny.
"Really? I thought it was peroxide." replies Dukey. As the dog laughs at his own joke, he accidentally splashes Johnny.
"Oh? Somebody want a splash fight?" asks Johnny.
"No, no! It was an accident!" insists Dukey.
"Sounds like you're chicken!" teases Johnny.
"Am not!" fires back Dukey.
"I know you are, but what am I?" asks Johnny.
"It's on!" proclaims Dukey.
The duo proceed to splash each other multiple times, until Dukey suddenly stops.
"Giving up so early, huh?" says a cocky Johnny. A few seconds later, he notices the water has gotten warmer.
"Dukey!" says a disgusted Johnny.
Dukey defends himself. "I'm sorry! I got excited!"
"Like that time you peed on my head while we were wrestling?"
"That was intentional! I was the bad guy, you can't say I wasn't playing the part well!"
Dukey changes the subject. "Besides, I'm done swimming for the day. Need to preserve my lungs from earlier."
Johnny shrugs. "More for me!" He swims backstroke as Dukey leaves the pool.
Dukey proceeds to dig a hole. However, he can't find anything. "There's no way I could have lost it! It was right here!"
The dog frantically digs in other spots near the Test home, but finds nothing. "I swear I put it around here somewhere!"
Dukey rushes over to Johnny, who spits pool water on his dog's face. "Johnny, have you seen my hat?"
"The one that makes you look like a cop?" asks Johnny.
"No, that one stays inside." claims Dukey. "I'm looking for my white one. I buried it out here, and it's gone! I need it for when I go out to the clu- I mean, party!"
"How should I know? I don't keep tabs on your hats." answers Johnny.
"Thanks for the help." says a sarcastic Dukey.
"No problem!" Johnny gives him a thumbs up.
"I gotta find that hat, and soon! Dog instincts, don't fail me now!"
A desperate Dukey continues searching for his missing hat. He picks the spot near the picket fence, and digs like the wind. However, Dukey is amazed to see this part of the ground goes deep. After continuously digging, Dukey stares in awe at what he sees flashing back at him: diamonds.
Johnny approaches him. "Hey, Dukey. Check this out. My skin's all old and wrinkly! I should get a senior discount!"
Johnny then notices the diamonds, and is just as amazed by them. "Whoa! How'd you find those?"
"While looking for my hat." answers Dukey.
Johnny simply blinks in confusion.
"That I told you about a few minutes ago?" reminds Dukey.
Johnny shrugs, at a loss for words.
"Do you ever listen to me?" shouts an exasperated Dukey.
"Uh, no. I thought you knew that by now." states Johnny.
Suddenly, Mary and Susan walk out to the backyard.
"I know this may be asking too much, but..." Susan's tone of voice changes. "Can you two keep it down?"
"And stop digging around everywhere, you're making a mess." adds Mary.
"Forget all about that! What do you say about us being rich?" inquires Johnny.
"Oh, we are so not taking part in your latest hare brained scheme." claims Susan.
"The likelihood we'd fall into wealth is..." Mary uses a calculator to see the odds. "One in 250,000."
"Well, these diamonds would disagree." Johnny presents the diamond mine Dukey found to his sisters, who are gobsmacked.
The twins take a look at the diamonds up close.
"These would be perfect for cutting glass!" says Mary.
"Forget that! We can use these diamonds to study the changes in carbon over time!" suggests Susan.
"No way! We could make lots of money off this! I think Johnny's Mine has a nice ring to it." says Johnny.
"I'd never have to buy jewelry again thanks to this stuff! Diamond earrings, here we come!" states an exuberant Dukey.
Johnny, Mary, and Susan all stare at him.
"Oh, so he can have a tourist attraction, but I can't have earrings?" asks a rhetorical Dukey.
"This must be the tip of the iceberg!" realizes Susan, examining the diamonds.
"Or, diamond mine." Mary chuckles at her pun.
"I'm positive there are more diamonds around here. We gotta look for them!" proclaims Susan.
"But how? We don't have the hands for it." questions Johnny.
The trio then look at Dukey once more.
"I thought you two wanted me to stop digging." states Dukey.
"What are you talking about? Digging is what dogs do!" says Susan.
"As dogs evolved from wolves to the domesticated breeds we know today, they buried their belongings so they would be protected from the elements and other animals. And since they knew where it was, they could always use it later." explains Mary.
"I could've just said that. With less condescension." retorts Dukey.
"What does water sweat have to do with this?" asks Johnny.
"You know the word condensation, yet can't spell go."
"At least I don't pee on people!" says Johnny.
"Don't make me lift my leg up." threatens Dukey.
"Boys! Stop your petty arguing." pleads Mary.
"Exactly! We've got more diamonds to discover!" announces Susan.
"And we'll find them faster than you can say feldspar!" states Mary.
Now inside Susan and Mary's laboratory, Dukey takes a look at a new robotic suit he's wearing. Specifically, his backside.
"Say hello to the world's first Excavator Exosuit!" proclaims Mary.
The camera shows a closeup of the suit. Dukey has an air helmet on his head, complete with a white colored suit bulkier than his usual size. This includes larger arms, hands, and lower half.
"I don't know about this. This suit makes my butt look big." claims Dukey.
"Nonsense! The Excavator Exosuit will allow you to dig 10,000 times faster than before!" claims Susan.
"Your sense of smell has also been magnified tenfold." adds Mary.
Dukey takes a whiff of Johnny, and instinctively covers his nose.
"Woof! Did you always smell like gym socks?"
"Hey! I've only been wearing these socks for a few days!" states Johnny.
"And here's the best part!" says an excited Susan.
Susan throws dirt on Dukey's butt, which disappears within seconds.
"It absorbs earthly materials."
"With none of the mess!" finishes Mary.
"But what happens if I get tired?" asks Dukey.
"Easy. The suit is solar powered, so by sundown the effects will wear off and you'll be done for the day." explains Susan.
"That was my idea." states Mary, smiling all the while.
"But I bought the solar panels." retorts Susan, smirking at her sister.
"So you expect me to just work myself to the bone?" inquires Dukey.
"Of course not! Only to the point of exhaustion." replies Susan.
"I don't know..." says a hesitant Dukey.
"Come on! You're already a natural at digging." says Mary.
"And you fit perfectly in the suit!" adds Johnny.
A reluctant Dukey sighs. "Alright. But only because I need to find my hat!"
Back outside, Dukey digs feverishly near the diamond mine. As Mary and Susan predicted, more diamonds reveal themselves as they now become unearthed from the dirt. Meanwhile, the twins relax on lawn chairs, wearing sunglasses and bathing suits.
"You know, it'd be nice to get a little help." says an annoyed Dukey.
"Less talking, more digging." states Susan.
Mary looks at her sister.
"What? Too much?"
"I think what Susan meant, if she had any tact, was you should focus your efforts more on work than talking." states Mary.
Dukey simply rolls his eyes, as he goes back to digging. Johnny arrives in the yard a few seconds later.
"Oh, hi John! Glad you're here, I could use your help." states Dukey.
"I'm way ahead of ya!"
"No kidding?" asks Dukey.
"I found that hat you've been looking for." claims Johnny.
"You did?" asks an excited Dukey, with his suit's tail wagging.
"Yup! See for yourself!" Johnny proceeds to place the hat on top of Dukey's helmet. But it doesn't look quite right...
"Hey! This isn't my hat!" Dukey points at the colorful head wear.
"What do you mean?" asks Johnny.
"This is my bandanna!"
"And?" Johnny says, in a drawn out voice.
"It's not a hat, it's my headband!" insists Dukey.
"Hat, headband, what's the difference?" inquires Johnny.
"A hat doesn't need to be tied!" retorts Dukey. "Notice how it's different from my bowler, pork pie, and top hats?"
"Why do you have so many hats anyway?"
"I like to feel snazzy, okay?" replies Dukey.
"Dukey, don't get distracted! You need to keep finding more diamonds!"
"Mary's right. The more diamonds you find, the sooner you'll be done digging! So, keep going!" states an encouraging Susan.
Dukey then goes back to excavating the ever growing diamond mine, but has a pensive look on his face.
That night, Johnny, his sisters, Hugh, Lila, and Dukey are all sitting at the dinner table. However, Dukey is heard snoring.
"So, what does everyone think about my meatloaf?" asks Hugh. "If you ask me, it's the best one I've made yet!"
Johnny slowly picks at his food, in a mixture of curiosity and disgust.
"It's very... cheddarific!" says Lila, trying to be nice.
"I knew you'd love it! I figured if pigs in a blanket exist, why not cheese bark?" explains Hugh.
"Actual tree bark would taste better." snarks Susan.
"More nutritious, too." adds Mary.
Continuing to play with his food, Johnny squirts the cheese filling out of his meatloaf. He dips his finger in the cheese, and licks it.
"Dukey, what do you think?" inquires Hugh. Not getting a response, Hugh notices Dukey's face falling on his plate, clearly asleep.
The next day, a knock is heard on the lab's doors.
"Johnny, for the last time, I didn't drink the last Red Gush in the fridge." says Susan.
Mary opens the door to find Dukey instead.
"Ahem."
"You're up from your nap!" says a chipper Mary.
"Nap? I was out of it for sixteen hours!" claims Dukey.
"Perfect! You'll have plenty of energy to dig today." states Susan.
"You two promised me I wouldn't get tired."
Mary shakes her head. "We meant your paws."
"What?" asks an incredulous Dukey.
"The suit only prevents your paws from getting tired." explains Susan.
"Of course you're exhausted! You were digging for hours upon hours yesterday!"
"I wish I knew that before I agreed to it." says an irritated Dukey.
"We had a hunch that'd be the case." responds Mary.
"So you thought lying to me would be better?"
"Hey! Your paws are protected and you're well rested, so where's the lie here?" inquires Susan.
Dukey looks at Susan with suspicion. "I'm gonna go catch up with Johnny."
As Dukey leaves the laboratory, Mary shouts "Good idea! Make sure to put your exosuit on!"
He is next seen opening the front door outside, where Dukey finds Johnny leaning on the garage door.
"Hey, Johnny!" greets Dukey.
"Ya know, you can take the speedo off now." replies Johnny.
"Don't be silly. I gotta wear something for later."
"For bed?" inquires Johnny.
"Sure. Let's go with that!" Dukey segues the conversation to another topic. "I feel like I haven't been spending a lot of time with you lately, so how's about we shoot some hoops? I play a mean center."
Johnny doesn't answer him, as he smiles looking upward to the sky.
"You're daydreaming, aren't you?" realizes Dukey.
"Ssh! Don't scare it away." says Johnny.
"Come on! It'll be a good warm up before I start digging today!"
"Great! You scared it away! Thanks a lot, Dukey."
A disappointed Johnny goes back into the house, slamming the door.
"Well, sorry for wanting to introduce cardio workouts into your life!" yells Dukey. "Why do we have a basketball hoop anyway if we never use it?"
Dukey sits down on the sidewalk, moping over his situation.
Later, Dukey is back in his Excavator Exosuit. A long line of people are standing in the street, as Hank Anchorman shows up on the scene.
"Hank Anchorman here! A mine has been discovered at the Test residence. Is it gold? Nope! Copper? Guess again! It's a mine filled with giant crystals. You guessed it, diamonds! Take a look for yourself."
On the Test lawn, Johnny is grabbing tickets one by one as people approach the head of the line, giving him money.
"Come one, come all! Say hello to Johnny's Mine! One ticket per person! Families all have to pay individually! No refunds!" shouts Johnny.
A family take a look at the diamond mine, which Dukey is still working to uncover more of.
"Take a look at what Earth's natural beauty has to offer!" says Mary.
"But don't touch it. We wouldn't want to call the authorities!" adds Susan.
Inside the Test kitchen, Hugh is meticulously cleaning the sink using bleach. He looks outside for a moment to see the large line on his lawn.
"Well, it's about time people started appreciating my gardening skills!"
Back to Hank Anchorman, he encounters Dukey at the mine.
"As you can see here, we got a dog working to find more diamonds." explains Hank.
"The dog's name is Dukey, by the way."
"Did that dog just talk?" inquires Hank.
"No." say Johnny and his sisters say in unison.
"Well, I guess you could say there's a diamond in the ruff thanks to this little scamp!"
Seconds later, Hank is hit in the face with dirt, causing his toupee to bounce off his head.
Later, Johnny shuffles the large amount of money he made from Johnny's Mine.
"They say money's filled with germs. But..." Johnny takes a deep whiff of the greenbacks. "It sure smells good!"
"Not so fast." Susan snatches the amount out of Johnny's hand.
"Hey! Give it back!"
"Why should I?" asks Susan.
"Come on, you can trust me! I can stash it in my piggy bank!" claims Johnny.
"Trust you with the money? Ha! You'd spend it all in one day on video games."
"The new Smash Badger is coming out! On a new console! Do you know how expensive that stuff is?" asks Johnny.
"Sorry, Johnny. It's better this way. After all, I'm the one who saw the potential the diamonds possess." states Susan.
"You? It was my idea to go outside and yell at them, which lead us to the here and now!" argues Mary.
"Oh, don't even try the butterfly effect on me!"
"Um, hello?" yells a rhetorical Dukey.
"What?" ask the twins and Johnny, rude tones.
"I think you're all forgetting who found the diamonds in the first place! Me!" Dukey points to his chest for emphasis.
"Be that as it may, we can't give you the money." says Susan.
"Why not?"
"Because you don't have any pockets!" answers Johnny.
"Um, yeah I do. Did you suddenly forget I wear shorts?" inquires Dukey.
"Besides, we don't want to risk you burying it." points out Mary.
"Believe me, I only bury belongings."
"Exactly! That's why we can't trust you with this." states Susan, waving the money in the air.
"Fine! Keep the money anyway! All I want is my hat back." Dukey goes inside the house, and slams the door.
"His priorities are out of whack." opines Johnny, picking his nose all the while.
The following day, Dukey is still digging near the diamond mine.
"It's been days! How much deeper can this possibly get?"
Dukey falls through it seconds later, landing underground.
"Guess that answers my question." states Dukey, rubbing his helmet.
"Looking for something?" asks a voice in the darkness.
"I know that voice! It's-" Dukey is interrupted.
"Zizrar the Mole King!"
"Uh, yeah. I was about to say that." remarks Dukey.
"Just felt like you needed a refresher!" states Zizrar cheerily.
Dukey then notices Zizrar is no longer wearing a crown, but a flat cap.
"Hey, that's my hat! Give it back!" demands Dukey.
"Really? I don't see your name on it!" replies Zizrar.
"Why'd you steal it, anyway?" asks Dukey.
"That's such a dirty word. I prefer the term, borrowed."
"That doesn't answer my question." says Dukey.
"If you must know: I stole it because I felt I needed a bit of a makeover." explains Zizrar.
"Yeah, it was the hat that needed to go." snarks Dukey. "Look, just give me my hat back and we'll forget this ever happened."
"Oh, you can't possibly think I'd give up that easily, do you?"
"Alright, suit yourself." says Dukey, smiling at his exosuit.
Dukey attempts to punch Zizrar, but it has no effect. The mole king simply yawns.
"Oh, crud. This doesn't work without the sun!" realizes Dukey.
Zizrar's army corners Dukey, as he smiles sheepishly.
Above ground, Susan and Mary are carefully observing the diamond mine when Johnny shows up.
"Hey! Has anybody seen Dukey?"
"Nope. He was gone before we came out here." answers Mary.
"Oh no! He must have fallen underground!" realizes Johnny.
"Probably." says an uncaring Susan.
"Aren't you guys at all concerned?" asks Johnny. "Wow, did I say that?"
"Why should we? He's your dog, after all." reasons Susan.
"Besides, somebody has to protect the diamonds." adds Mary.
"Good point." Johnny jumps down into the mine. "Dukey, here I come!" The last word echoes as he falls underground.
Dukey looks on in anguish in a duct taped chair, as Zizrar reads a magazine to taunt him.
"Not my Mustache Monthly! There's a really informative article in there!" despairs Dukey.
"Mm, yes. I loved that article too."
Johnny then collapses on top of Dukey.
"As if my back didn't hurt enough." snarks Dukey.
However, Dukey realizes Johnny accidentally freed him from the chair.
"Dukey, I'm sorry for putting money over our friendship." says a sincere Johnny.
"That's nice, but don't you think it's a bad time to apologize?" shouts Dukey, as he runs for his life when the mole army give chase.
"Show that rapscallion whose boss, boys!" encourages Zizrar.
Johnny thinks for a moment.
"Yoo hoo!"
"Ah, that flaming hair boy again. What do you want?" asks Zizrar.
"Is your fly supposed to be open?" asks Johnny.
"You don't think I'm that stupid, do you?"
"I don't know. I think looking stupid is worse than acting like it." reasons Johnny.
Zizrar ponders Johnny's comment. "You make a good point."
As Zizrar checks to see if Johnny's right, the boy snatches the flat cap off of Zizrar's head.
"Made ya look!" teases Johnny.
"Oh! You are incorrigible!" opines Zizrar, as he follows Johnny.
Zizrar's moles all methodically remove parts of Dukey's exosuit, leaving him in his speedo.
"Dukey, catch!" shouts Johnny.
The dog manages to grab the flat cap, putting it on his head.
In the backyard, Susan and Mary continue observing the diamonds.
"I still think using them to cut glass would be more profitable." says Mary.
"But studying how carbon changes over time has a longer impact." argues Susan.
Mary grabs one diamond, and sees an array of rainbow colors inside it.
"Susan, look at this."
"We've been looking at these for hours, what's so special about this one?" asks Susan.
"There's a rainbow inside of it." explains Mary.
"And? Diamonds reflect the light, which in case you didn't know, this world is full of."
"Yeah, but diamonds only show a rainbow on the outside. This one's the exact opposite."
Mary demonstrates for Susan, pointing it in the trajectory in the sun.
"Wait, you mean?" asks a surprised Susan.
"Yup. These aren't diamonds, they're actually cubic zirconium!" concludes Mary.
"That would make them simulants."
"And also, much cheaper." adds Mary.
Susan passes out in shock, as Mary tends to her sister.
"Susan? Susan?"
Back underground, Johnny, Dukey, and Zizrar's mole army all run around everywhere. Dukey notices something on the wall, and gets an idea.
"Johnny, lift me up!" demands Dukey.
"Me, lifting you up? Shouldn't it be the other way around?" inquires Johnny.
"Just do it!"
"Okay, okay! You sound like Dad." snarks Johnny.
Johnny holds his hands out for Dukey to step on, as he grabs a stalactite. The stalactite separates from the wall, as Dukey and Johnny fall.
While the two scream, they land on Zizrar. The mole king comes to a few seconds later. He takes a look at Dukey, and smirks.
"You know, if this hat is so important to you, I'd be willing to exchange it for something else." offers Zizrar.
Dukey is suspicious. "With what?"
"I've always wanted a speedo. If you give me yours, I'll return your hat."
"But it wouldn't even fit you." points out Dukey.
"Who said it was for me?" asks Zizrar.
Dukey thinks it over.
"Dukey!" yells Johnny.
"Hey, this isn't an easy decision! This speedo and I have had a lot of good times together!"
"Well? Do we have a deal?"
"I'm really gonna miss this thing." Dukey proceeds to take his speedo off, and hands it over to Zizrar.
"Pleasure doing business with you. Barry, come get your speedo!"
Zizrar's moles all run over to him, disappearing alongside him.
"So, how are we gonna get out of here?" asks Johnny.
"I have an idea." states Dukey, looking at his paws.
Dukey and Johnny return from the ground, thanks to Dukey's digging prowess. They notice Mary and Susan frowning as they sit on the sidewalk.
"What's eating you?" asks Dukey.
"Humiliation, falsehood, worthlessness." answers a downbeat Susan.
"Say what?" inquires Johnny.
"We found out the diamonds aren't really diamonds. Just simulants." answers Mary.
"Oh, no! We're not gonna be rich after all?" asks Johnny.
"That's where you're wrong!" claims Mary, pulling the money out of Susan's pocket. "We can split this four ways, and everyone would still get 400 dollars!"
Hugh walks outside, and screams his head off. "My beautiful garden! You kids ruined it! There's no way the soil will recover from all this!"
Approaching the kids, he swipes their money. "That should about cover the damage done to the flowers and lawn. Oh, and you kids are grounded for two months!" He goes back in the house.
"Well, I can't say we don't deserve it." acknowledges Mary.
"I'll say." states a bitter Dukey.
"Maybe we went a little too far with the digging thing." admits Susan.
"You think?" asks Dukey.
"Dukey, we're sorry we used you for financial gain. I guess we forgot what was most important." claims Mary.
"Friendship? Spending time together? The destructive powers of greed?" ponders Dukey.
"No! Always make sure a diamond is the real deal!" claims Susan.
"Well, at least you got something out of it." snarks Dukey..
"What are we gonna do with all this stuff now?" asks Johnny, gesturing towards the mine.
"Hmm. I think I have an idea." says Dukey.
That night, Dukey walks out of the house. His attire consists of a flat cap, gold medallion, purple bell bottoms, red platform shoes, and a blue jacket consisting of cubic zirconia, resembling rhinestones. Johnny and his sisters look on in shock.
"Wow, they're even more worthless now." states Johnny.
"To you. Everybody's gonna see me and think: he's got it made." claims Dukey, smiling to show off a grill composed of cubic zirconia.
"Yeah, definitely not someone without any fashion sense." says a sarcastic Susan.
"Don't your teeth hurt?" inquires Johnny.
"A lot. But you know what they say: you suffer for your fashion." says Dukey, showing off his grill once again as the episode ends.