You must be here from Uber, so jump in my mouth
Don't go blame the dragon, for how your life turned out
It's the global economy, interest rates and such
But you can bet before I'm through
Intruder, I'll make a meal out of you
Tranquil as the mountain, till my brunch arrives
Once my claws are in you, you won't survive
You're the scrawniest morsel I've ever smelt, and you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a meal out of you!
How long can I hold my breath?
Damn Gandalf, you've doomed me
Bilbo you're a fool to have left the Shire
Dragon's got me scared to death
Hope he sees right through me
Like McDuck I'll try to gold swim
I'm as swift as a coursing river
Sitting on the wealth of a Greek tycoon
Belching out a raging fire
Protected by scales impenetrable