"AHHH OH GOD HELP I'M BEING MURDERED!" cried a man in the bathroom stall.

John Phoenix smashed the door down!

Inside there was a corpse and a toilet and no other... it was a locked room murder that only John Phoenix could solve!

Gumshoe arrested John Phoenix.

And so a legendary trial began...

"Court is now in session for John Phoenix's murder trial" said the judge.

The prosecutor was Miles Edgeworth, John Phoenix's rival.

"Hmph I have unnecessary feelings about this but a prosecutor must give it his all for the truth to be found," said Edgeworth. And then he called Gumshoe to testify.

"Okay pal, the victim was killed in a locked room, BUT, the thing is no one else was in that locked room. So what we're thinking is that he was actually killed after John Phoenix broke down the door by John Phoenix himself."

"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. His evidence? The autopsy report. And the music stopped, so he was right. "The time of death was before the door was broken down!"

"Hmph, then the coroner merely made a mistake," said Edgeworth. "For there is more to this locked room that proves us right."

"Yeah pal," said Gumshoe. He started his second testimony, the allegro testimony. "There was only one way outta the bathroom, the door. If someone killed him before the door broke down he must've still been in there cause there was no way out!"

"OBJECTION!" shouted John Phoenix. "I present the TOILET!"

"What this?" said Edgeworth.

"It's a second way to escape the bathroom you just have to get flushed down the toilet!"

"Preposterous! Are you saying the culprit was a mouse?"

"Only one way to find out!"

John Phoenix looked into the toilet.

And then a head came out!

"Skibidi toilet skibidi toilet!" he chanted.

"Well well, if it isn't Dylan Fitchar," said John Phoenix. "Makes sense that you'd escape through the toilet. You're a piece of shit!"

"Well done John Phoenix!" said the judge. "But what was his motive."

"Ooooooh I want paper..." moaned Skibidi Dylan.

John Phoenix gave him some paper.

"Thanks bro," said Dylan and he flushed himself back down the skibidi toilet.

"I see so he killed him to get paper," said Edgeworth. "Case closed, gentlemen!"

"NOT GUILTY!" said the judge. "Wait where did John Phoenix go?"

John Phoenix's head was sticking out of the toilet!

"Skibidi Phoenix!" said John Phoenix

the end