Kuoh Academy, a pretentious high school that was once an all-girls school now co-ed is the school that Issei and Seiji go to. Filled with many beautiful young women who make up three-quarters of the student body while one-quarter is filled with young men, men who mostly join cause they are perverts. We now go to the nurse's office where Seiji and three girls are currently present.

"Girls, I appreciate your concerns but," Seiji sighed, with his entire forehead wrapped in bandages. "Isn't this a little over the top?"

"It's not overreacting when your friend's head is bleeding, Seiji." One of the girls replied. The three girls that are with Seiji are three of his friends he made when he started high school, they're known as Touko Katase, Aika Kiryuu, and Katsumi Murayama.

"It's not that bad though-" Seiji spoke.

"Not from our perspective!" Murayama shouted. "It was like a blood fountain coming from your head, not to mention there was blood coming from your nose too!"

"There was also an obvious blood stain on the wall where you banged your head against!" Katase added.

"How else was I supposed to get that image out of my head!" Seiji retorted before quickly covering his mouth.

"Image?" The girls replied.

"...Shiiiiiiiiiiiitto... (Shiiiiiiiiiiiit)" Seiji muttered in English.

"Seiji," Katase began. "What image?"

"Yeah, what image Seiji-kun~?" Kiryuu spoke in a teasing tone.

Seiji averts his eyes from the girls as said girls move closer to Seiji, sadly knowing his friends, Seiji caved.

"Alright, I'll explain." Seiji spoke. "Just please don't get mad."

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兵藤双子の誠二 駒王学園の兄貴

SEIJI OF THE HYOUDOU TWINS, THE BIG BROTHER OF KUOH ACADEMY

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Flashback

Seiji was minding his own business walking around the academy, exchanging hellos from the students he passed.

'It's already been since me and Issei entered high school.' Seiji thought to himself. 'Which is a breath of fresh air considering what happened back at middle school...'

Seiji continued his stroll until he saw three, well-known male students up against the wall of the gymnasium. It was none other than Seiji's brother, Issei Hyoudou, and his two friends, Shintarou Matsuda and Kousuke Motohama.

'What the hell are those idiots doing now?' Seiji mentally sighed. Seiji began to walk over to the Perverted Trio to see whatever scheme they'd done this time.

"Mind telling me what you three are doing?" Seiji asked.

"Oh, hey Seiji," Matsuda waved. "Me, Motohama, and Issei just chilling, nothing much."

'That's a first...' Seiji thought then notices a small hole in the wall. "Has that hole always been there?"

"Uh, no." Motohama answered. "We didn't bother checking it out, but I do wonder what's on the other side of that hole."

"Hmm..." Seiji got curious by Motohama's words and decided to peek through the hole. 'If they really didn't bother, I guess I could check it out myself, I mean what can possibly-'

Seiji's mind went blank for a few seconds, Matsuda and Motohama were smiling, while Issei's eyes widen and mouth agape from shock. Seiji took his eye out of the hole and cocked his head toward Matsuda and Motohama.

"Liked what you saw, Seiji?" Motohama asked in a smug, mischievous tone as Matsuda chuckled.

Seiji then smiled as he turned to face his brother. "Issei," Seiji began. "Were you in any part of this?"

Scared by his smile and dark aura, Issei hesitated but quickly caved. "I knew, but told them it was a bad idea." Issei confessed.

Seiji then turned to face Matsuda and Motohama as the two met eyes with Seiji's, the color drained from their faces as Seiji was given then the death glare.

"M-m-m-mercy?" The two boys begged.

"Sōrī... Ōru. Auto. Obu. MĀSHĪ. (Sorry... All. Out. Of. MERCY!)" Seiji spoke in a dark tone.

Meanwhile

"Hey, Katsumi?" Katase spoke.

"Yeah, Touko?" Murayama responded.

"Do you think Seiji is even interested?"

Murayama blinked. "In what?"

"In relationships," Katase blushed a little. "You know, the romantic, lovers kind?"

Murayama blushed a little from Katase's question. "Not sure, why do you ask?"

"N-no reason..."

'Oh my god, just confess to him already you two!' The other kendo girls mentally yelled.

Just then, two high-pitched squeals were heard outside catching the kendo girls by surprise.

"What was that!?" Murayama exclaimed.

"It's those damn perverts again!" Katase replied. "Alright girls, you know the drill!"

The Kendo Girls quickly got changed into their Kendo uniforms, grabbed their shinai, and came charging to where the four boys are, only to see Matsuda and Motohama on the ground with their hands on their crotches, then they see Issei, trying to stop Seiji from banging his head against the wall.

"SEIJI WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" Katase and Murayama yelled gaining the twins' attention.

"Oh, h-hey Katase, Murayama." Seiji smiled while a blood fountain sprouted from his head.

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The Kendo girls screamed.

Flashback Ended

As Seiji finished his story, Katase and Murayama blushed from embarrassment while Kiryuu was smirking.

"I just couldn't believe that I fell for an obvious trick," Seiji groaned. "Kāsu mai kyuriosuti! (Curse my curiosity!)"

"Well, at least look at the bright side." Kiryuu spoke as she walked up to Seiji. "At least you now know what a girl's body looks like."

"That is not helping, Kiryuu!" Seiji retorted.

"Oh, I know." Aika replied. "But you know if you want to see a girl's body next time you can always ask me~"

"NOT IN A MILLION YEARS KIRYUU!" Katase, Murayma, and Seiji yelled.

"Well worth a shot." Aika muttered.

Just then the door opened and two students walked in, one was a handsome male with blonde hair, and the other was a petite girl with white hair. These were Yuuto Kiba and Koneko Toujou, two well-known students attending Kuoh Academy.

"Yo, what it do." Koneko greeted in her monotone voice.

"Toujou, Kiba, what are you two doing here?" Seiji asked.

"Koneko heard what happened and wanted to see if you were alright." Kibe answered. "She also brought some things."

Koneko had two bottles of soda and two bars of chocolate in her hands, she walked up to Seiji and gave him one of each. "Here." She offered.

"Thanks, Toujou." Seiji replied taking the bottle and chocolate. "So how are things at the Occult Club?"

"Same old, same old." Toujou and Kiba replied.

"So nothing exciting huh?" Seiji asked.

Toujou then puts her hand on Seiji's head and begins to pat it.

"Uh..." Seiji began. "Toujou, why?"

"There, there." Toujou replied.

'She just completely ignored me!' Seiji thought. "We should get back to class."

"You're right, Seiji." Kiryuu replied. "We should get back to class, while you stay here and recover."

"But what about-" Seiji argued.

"I've already spoken to her and she agreed." Kiryuu cuts him off. "So enjoy your rest, Seiji-kun~"

As everyone (aside from Seiji) begins to leave for class, Kiba looks at Seiji.

"You know Seiji." Kiba began. "It's alright for people to take care of their Big Brother time after time."

"You're one to talk, Prince." Seiji replied, receiving a chuckle from Kiba as he leaves. "*sigh* Goddo Damitto... (God Dammit...)"

Timeskip

Seiji had just left the nurse's office as school had finished for the day, on his way to his locker two girls came up to him. These girls are members of the Student Council, the council president and vice president, Sona Shitori, and Tsubaki Shinra.

"Glad to see you're doing alright, Seiji." Shitori spoke.

"I was already fine, Sitri-senpai." Seiji responded receiving a punch from Sona. "Ow!"

"Stop calling me that!" Shitori demanded.

"Not my fault it sounds similar to a demon's name." Seiji took a look at Shinra. "And are you still wearing contacts, Shinra?"

"...Y-yes..." Shinra nervously replied.

"Tsubaki." Seiji spoke in a severe tone.

"I'll stop wearing them tomorrow..." Shinra sighed in defeat.

"You better." Seiji added. "So, did you two come to see how I was doing, or is there something you need?"

"Oh no, nothing else." Shitori clarified. "But, it's not just me and Tsubaki that wanted to see you."

"What do you-" Before Seiji could finish, he felt a pair of arms wrapped around him and two spheres pressing against his back. "-mean?"

Seiji looked behind to see another girl with a ponytail hugging him, this is Akeno Himejima, one of the two Queens of Kuoh Academy.

"Afternoon, Seiji-kun~" Himejima spoke in a flirty tone. "How are you feeling?"

"Himejima would you please stop pressing your breasts against me, I'm not my brother." Seiji deadpanned.

"Aw, you're no fun." Himejima replied letting go of Seiji.

"No, it's because I'm immune to your flirty charms." Seiji blurted. "Haven't I told you that like a thousand times already, Miss S&M."

"Ufufufu, still calling me by that nickname are we?" Akeno spoke.

"Akeno, stop messing with Seiji, he's had a rough day." A new girl spoke, this was Akeno's best friend Rias Gremory, the other Queen and the Most Beautiful Girl of Kuoh Academy.

"Anyways, how are you feeling Seiji?" Rias asked with concern. "We heard that you banged your head pretty hard."

"As I said before, I was already fine." Seiji spoke. "But, Shitori-senpai said I had to stay in the nurse's office for the rest day, and we all know how stubborn she can be." Seiji looked at Shitori with a deadpan expression.

"You're one to talk." Shitori eye-rolled.

"Well, I better get going." Seiji spoke as he started walking. "Let's just hope that my brother hasn't done anything stupid on the way home, see ya later."

"Seiji..." Shitori spoke, catching his attention. "Stay safe."

"Can't be sure, but I'll try." Seiji replied before walking away.

"So, Sona." Rias spoke. "When are you going to do it?"

"I'm... Not sure." Sona answered making Rias raise a brow. "It's just... I know he is a supernatural fanatic and all but..."

"But what?"

"I don't want him to get dragged into our world, Rias." Shitori explained shocking the girls. "I know he might possess a powerful Sacred Gear, I just don't want to put him in danger, that's all."

Rias stared at Shitori before smiling. "You really do like him don't you?" she asked, making Shitori blush.

"W-what nonsense are you on about!?" Shitori stuttered, making the girls giggle. "L-let's just get back to our duties."

"Very well." Rias agreed. "Let's go Akeno."

Rias and Himejima took their leave as Shitori and Shinra went back to the council office.

Meanwhile with Issei

Issei was minding his own business as he waited for his brother on a pedestrian bridge, starting to feel anxious.

"Man, Seiji is surely taking his time." Issei spoke to himself. "He must've got caught up with something, yeah that's probably it."

Unbeknownst to Issei, there was a girl in different school uniform who just stood there, til she spoke. "Excuse me?"

Issei turned his attention to the girl, surprised that he didn't see her there.

'Who is this, where did she come from?" Issei thought as he began to have a proper look at her. 'Damn, she's pretty.'

"Are you Issei Hyoudou?" The girl asked.

"Ah, yeah?" Issei replied.

"Um..." The girl blushed. "I've been wanting to ask you something for a while now, but never got the chance."

"Uh, sure." Issei replied. "By the way who are you?"

"Oh right." The girl exclaimed. "My name is Yuuma, Yuuma Amano."

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And done! Phew, man this took a while for the first official chapter, but I hope you guys enjoyed this. If you did, let me know in the comments and share your thoughts on it.

This is Seb-Bionic, signing out.