Hello and welcome to this little one-shot that I wrote. I saw a picture of Fizz standing in the kitchen after making the stove explode and thought, what could he have made to make it explode? This is what my idea of what it could have been. I do not own any Helluva Boss characters, they belong to Vivzepop. Enjoy!

Never Cooking Again

It was all quiet throughout the penthouse. The only sounds that could be heard were the snoring of Asmodeus, the Sin of Lust and Firzzarolli, the jester and Asmodeus's boyfriend. The two had been keeping their relationship a secret because if anyone found out, then they could take Fizzarolli to make a deal with Asmodeus. And that was something that the sin couldn't allow to happen no matter what. They slept peacefully wrapped up in eachother's arms until the wall clock went off. Instead of the usual dramatics that Fizz does in the mornings, he woke up and quietly snuck out of bed, taking a quick peak at his boyfriend.

"He's too adorable when sleeping." Fizz thought as he snuck out of the room. Today was a special day for the two. It was their anniversary and Fizz figured that he would try cooking them up a nice breakfast. "It can't be that hard. After being around that imp for so long, it shouldn't take too long." Fizz said as he looked around the kitchen. First thing he did was get the coffee going. As its aroma filled the room, an idea popped into Fizz's head. "I know just the thing now!" he laughed. "French toast!"

Fizz moved around the room, getting everything that he would need to make the French toast. "And I think some bacon and eggs would go good with it too." Fizz hummed to himself as he went back to the fridge to get the eggs and bacon out. After getting those out, he went back to the table and threw everything in one bowl. "I think this is how its done. Now how hot do I set the stove top to?" Fizz told himself as looked at the knobs. "This one seems good." Fizz said as he set it to the highest setting. He took out a pan and put it on the stove to heat up before going back to get the bowl.

After grabbing the bowl, he came back to the stove and with a "Here we go!" he poured it all into the now too hot pan. He saw it bubbling up and got excited, thinking "This cooking thing is easy! Why would Ozzie complain about it?" Next thing he knew *BOOM!*

Ozzie was still fast asleep when the explosion happened. He jumped up at sound ready to attack whoever set it off. When things went quiet again, he took a moment to look around and see that everything was still in its spot except for an imp. "Where'd Fizzy Frog go?" Ozzie asked as he put his robe on. He looked around the room and ceiling, thinking Fizz was practicing his clown routine until he smelled smoke.

"Smoke? SMOKE!" Oz yelled as he ran down the hall. Sliding into the kitchen, he saw what looked like a battle took place. There were eggshells everywhere, pieces of some kind of mixture all over the table and floor and a black explosion ring on the stove and wall behind it. And standing infront of the stove was the imp in question. "Fizzy frog, are you alright?" Oz asked, cautiously entering the kitchen.

Fizz turned around with a shocked look on his face. "I blew up the stove. And the pan, and the food and myself. Again!" Fizz said still shocked. "What were you doing?" Oz asked coming closer. "I wanted to surprise you with breakfast since it's our anniversary today." Fizz said, looking down at his robotic feet now. Ozzie looked for a minute before he busted out laughing.

"Hey its not funny. I wanted to do something nice for you and this is how you react?" Fizz asked, feeling himself getting upset. "Fizzy frog, I love the gesture, but today isn't our anniversary." Ozzie said, coming up and hugging the imp to himself. "Do me a favor though, don't ever cook again." "No problem, Oz. I didn't know that food could explode." Fizz said as he was sat back down on his feet. "Well, why don't you clean up and I'll make us some breakfast." Ozzie said, magicking the stove fixed. "Sure thing Oz."

Fizz got the mess he made cleaned up while Ozzie cooked them breakfast. And before long, the table was set with plates, forks, knifes, coffee, juice and the French toast that Fizz had said that he was trying to make. "This looks so good babe. How did you get it to look good and not explode?" Fizz said sitting down. "Well for starters, you don't turn the stove to the highest setting. And you for sure don't mix bacon and eggs and bread together in the French toast mixture." Ozzie said, sitting down also.

The two enjoyed the breakfast that they had together and discussed the plans for today. "Fizzy frog, please for all unholy, please don't ever cook again." Ozzie said, scooping up Fizzy. "Not to worry. I'm not going to." Fizz said before the two went back to the bedroom.

Well, that is definitely not the way to make breakfast, but it's the thought that counts right? I hope that you all enjoyed this little one-shot and feel free to leave a review. Until then!