Chapter 2

I woke up feeling a little groggy and...oh crap that was not a dream. I really am 6 and I am in Konoha wow oh wow oh wow! Ok I need to stretch and think about what my goals and plans are for my new life. I have read lots of fics about situations like this and they mostly sucked because half the word count was copy pasted stat pages and often the protag had the thrice damned instant dungeon ability with was just an excuse for him to jerk off in another, less interesting world for 10000 words at a time! I needed to do something different, something worthy of this gift. My favorite fic also had a dude in a fallout esq version of Naruto but he used charisma as a dump stat and screwed his life up pretty bad.

NONONO I was going to do something different! I was going to do what everyone wants to do but no one wants to admit to wanting!

8 minutes later

The Hokage really put on the whole 'everybody's grandpa' thing when at the orphanage. He was asking questions as much as answering them but the most often asked was " What is your dream?".

I knew what my dream was and I was going to say it loud and proud if he asked me. I had been mostly near the back where few children were since crowds suck to be in, when the Hokage looks me straight in the eye and asks the question. "What is your name?"

Oh, wellllll now this is awkward. The damned system never asked me about my name and now I risk looking like an idiot! Well best to hope he is playing Hadvar right now and make something up. "My name is Loki." It was a bold choice even not counting the fact that it might not be my name in this world.

"Well Loki I have a question for you. What is it that you want to do, and accomplish with your life, in short what is your dream?"

It was much more fancy wording than he had used with the others but maybe I looked more mature or something. That didn't matter, what mattered right now was to boldly say what no one else ever had the courage to say. "My dream is to become head of my own ninja clan, to be so strong that I can forge my own clan and most importantly to make my clan large and prosperous by having a large harem of beautiful girls to help me."

You could hear a pipe drop in that long moment. I say pipe because Hiruzen did in fact drop his jaw low enough that it fell out of his mouth and onto the ground. One of the caretakers was looking at me like I grew a second head; another was looking ready to kill me while her face was turning beet red. Best of all I heard a chuckle from a nearby tree which meant even the anbu found me hilarious.

"Umm Loki what's a harem?" I looked at the questioner, a shy little girl my age who was looking both curious about the concept and afraid that she heard her own voice in front so many people.

I turned and smiled and patted her head saying. "Oh it's nothing for you to worry about I will only be inviting older girls ok sweety." This oddly enough seemed to calm all the adults down and the kids sensing the release of tension went back to being loud and rambunctious. So annoying.

As I walked back to the building I was stopped by a female anbu with purple hair and a sword. "That was quite a declaration you made but do you even know what you are saying?" She asked this with some small amount of hostility in her voice.

"Anbu-chan you should be careful about drawing my attention or you will end up as a target of mine with curves like that." Oh yeah I am hitting on younger Yogao Uzuki and loving it. I noticed that she was actually in the anbu already with some mild surprise. One thing that drove me nuts in certain stories is that the authors would have people in their cannon timeline positions nearly a decade before cannon starts. Like they were born 100s of years ago into the position they would forever be in and only once protag-kun touched their lives did they 'become a real boy'.

"Whatever kid just don't expect to make friends saying that stuff." and with that she body flickered away.