Pauline farted up a huge storm of stink that she held in from going through the city doing her mayoral duties with her enjoying the brap blasting she did after, resting her hands on her warm smelly buttocks that kept barfing out the fart fog that filled up her office since she was very much relieved from having held this in all day with it now being nighttime in New Donk. "Ahhhn… phew, I think I just lost a couple pounds after all that…!"
Suddenly the phone rang and Pauline answered it, nearly tripping from her flatulent outbursts since she nearly landed flat on her face.
"Hey it's urgent, mayor." Said a female voice on the other line.
Pauline coughed after she got back, trying to keep a straight face while letting out a huge sloppy poot that made her laugh. "Oh, well what makes you call me-" She interrupted herself with an enormous fart that caused the entire city hall to vibrate violently, effectively pooping her pants.