Getting Through the Insane Silly Traps
Bat-Ninja and the two Shinobi groups are running and jumping through the jungle woods in the search Jaakuna Warai in the sacred Shinobi Island to put a stop him from harming any more people.
"The island is pretty big. How do you think we're gonna find him?" Hibari asked.
"That's a good question, the guy was too creepy and nutty to even think about him being actually smart." Ryobi pointed out.
"Do you have any ideas, Komori?" Asuka asked.
"I have some knowing how the Jaakuna Warai does, he goes off making himself looking like a complete fool to throw everyone off guard to go in for the kill along with pranking tools that he modified for murder." Bat-Ninja informed.
"Great, now I may never look at clowns the same way again." Asuka exclaimed.
"Can we also expect him to lay out some traps while we're on the search for him?" Ikagura asked, being cautious.
"Yes, he would probably already have them set up in the jungle looking like everything around us or something odd that shouldn't be in the jungle, and some of the other basic traps." Bat-Ninja answered.
"So, we got to be on the look out for any of those kinds of traps? That's gonna be hard since I don't see anything right now." Katsuragi said as the jungle seem harmless right now.
But Bat-Ninja narrowed his eyes as he definitely notice something close to Katsuragi's foot.
"Stop!" Bat-Ninja threw a kunai that stabbed the ground in front of Katsuragi's foot.
"Whoa, what was that for?" Katsuragi asked.
"Just get away from here." Bat-Ninja grabbed the pervert Hanzo Shinobi away and suddenly spikes popped out form two trees across claps onto each other.
Everyone is shocked of seeing that Katsuragi has almost step into and would've been killed if Bat-Ninja hadn't saw that little trap in an instant, the pervert Shinobi girl is very shocked of almost being a human dead sandwich if her boyfriend didn't stop her like that.
"Man, now that would've been the end of me." Katsuragi said.
"Which is why you need to be careful when running into something that may seem there is nothing there." Bat-Ninja said as he kneels down.
He reaches down his hand grabbing something and picking it out though there doesn't appears to be anything, but a light shined on whatever Bat-Ninja is holding for an instant.
"Something just shined from your fingers!" Miyabi noticed.
"Yes, it would seem he used a transparent thin thread for the spring trap so that nobody would even notice." Bat-Ninja nodded shocking the girls.
"A thread that is transparent, that's something you don't see every day." Yagyu commented.
"Wait, what does transparent mean?" Hibari asked puzzle of the way.
"(You're so cute when you don't know certain things, I could just love you forever and Komori would feel the way!)" Yagyu thought smiled and squealed on the inside.
"Yagyu, calm yourself down." Bat-Ninja said which shocks Yagyu.
"Also, transparent means to "see through" like a glass cup or a window." Bat-Ninja explained the definition of the word to Hibari who now understands this.
"I didn't think the bastard would be that resourceful." Imu surprised.
"Like I said, he's smarter to trick us while playing the fool. An unexpected Joker card you would never see it coming." Bat-Ninja stated as he puts the thread in his scroll.
"You're keeping it?" Ryona asked.
"Sometimes what you find could become a good tool for you in the near future." Bat-Ninja shared his wisdom to the girls.
"Come on, we need to keep moving. Seeing that he set up a trap here must mean that he anticipated that we would be coming through here." Bat-Ninja said.
"Oh, and one more thing." Bat-Ninja turned to the girls as they ready themselves for what else he has to say about Jaakuna Warai's insane work.
"Would you mind not calling me by my real name when I'm in my Shinobi form? I'm supposed to a hero with a secret identity, you know." Bat-Ninja reminded them.
"Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot!" Asuka apologized as she just realizes this.
"I suppose that is acceptable, showing another example of being a strong Shinobi." Miyabi impressed with this guy.
"Thank you, now let's go!" Bat-Ninja blitzed forward with the Shinobi girls immediately following him.
A minute later, Murasaki notice an odd scent coming from ahead though she couldn't make it what it was until something came out from behind the trees, she was able to react in time slashing away with her blades.
"What the… Flytrap?" Murasaki surprised to see a flytrap plant come out like that.
"Murasaki, are you okay?" Imu asked worry for her little sister.
"I'm fine, but I think we just enter the next trap with lots of flytraps." Murasaki pointed ahead showing everyone the dozens of flytraps all roaring like lions and puffing out some strange gas out of their mouths.
"What the fuck? There were never flytraps here when we last came to this island!" Katsuragi shocked.
"Do you think those plants grew here by themselves so that they can give some sexy punishment to any naughty Shinobis who come to the island and experience the pleasure of being bitten and chew alive!" Ryona erotic guessed.
"You were WAAAY off!" Ryobi yelled at her twin sister.
"No, these plants aren't native to this island. Someone must've planted them here." Ikagura figured that part out.
"That clown bastard, guess he wants to have mother nature do his dirty work of taking us out." Imu angered clutching her staff tightly.
"Come on, let just"
"Wait a moment." Bat-Ninja stopped Imu from approaching those plants any further.
"I don't think you want to get any closer to those gas they're burping out." Bat-Ninja said as he took out his device and scans the gas, a few seconds later he got the result.
"Just I thought, those gas are Joker Venom." Bat-Ninja informed.
"Great, how are we supposed to get through all that?" Asuka asked exclaims.
"Bat-Ninja, they don't affect us is they touch our skin and hair, right?" Ikagura asked.
"That's right, they only work when you breath in the venom for the insane effect to kill you slowly and I take it you have a plan." Bat-Ninja guessed.
"That's right, we just need to keep our mouths covered from breathing in the gas and just worry about dealing with the flytraps." Ikagura planned.
"Worth a shot, not like we got nothing to lose." Katsuragi shrugged.
"Except our lives." Murasaki said nervously.
"Alright Shinobis, mask on and charge forward!" Bat-Ninja ordered.
All ten Shinobi girls of Good and Evil lift up their mask starting to look a little more like ninjas as they charge forward at the flytraps, and those mean plants roar when one of the notice the intruders coming into their territory and charge in to eat them up into their bodies.
However, none of the shinobis would allow those plants to eat them as they unleash their attacks of skills and teamwork to fend off the plants.
"Eat shit from my bullets!" Ryobi yelled as she smack one flytrap away and fired two bullets that ripped through the vine throat to cut off the head.
"Murasaki, give me a spin!" Ryona called out and towards her shy friend.
"O-Okay." Murasaki moved one of her blades with her hair making it spin fast horizontal.
Ryona lands on the spinning blade with the edge of her foot right down to the middle lands making the pervert Evil Shinobi to spin fast too, and then Murasaki threw the spinning Ryona as some of the flytrap plants blasting them away with her bullets.
One flytrap tries to go after Ryona getting a chomp on her butt though it only able to chomp on her skirt.
"Oh, you naughty plant! Wanting a taste of my naughty buns, I would offer to let you have some but unfortunately I rather now have that." Ryona glared and blasted the flytrap away.
Imu swings her staff around smack away every flytrap that tries to get in her way and electrocute some too, Katsuragi comes in next to her after piercing through two of them and lands on Imu's staff which she acted on this by throwing Katsuragi forward like a cannon and the pervert girl spins with wind to tear through several more.
"Thanks for the boost!" Katsuragi thanked.
"Let just say I was only using you to get through quicker." Imu smiled, she had to say that because they're on opposite sides even though it feels good with work with friends.
"Ikagura, with me!" Miyabi called out.
"I shall lend you my strength." Ikagura jumped next to her as the two charges at several more flytrap plants.
"Hien Hōsen: Mode One!" Ikagura swinged her sword one as she turns around and the flytraps are suddenly cut to pieces.
"Delightful Inferno!" Miyabi unleashed a stream of black-red flames at the pieces for extra measures.
Bat-Ninja jumps high throwing some explode shurikens while Yagyu and Asuka are slashing the others on ground level, Hibari is doing her best as she jumps high and slammed her butt right on top of one flytrap crushing the head so hard that she made a hole.
Soon, the Shinobi group now find themselves outside of the Joker Flytrap field as they turned around to see all the dead plants.
"We got through. Yay!" Hibari cheered.
"Is everyone okay?" Asuka asked.
"All looking fine to me." Ryobi stated with her rifle gun on her shoulders.
Bat-Ninja scanned the girls with the built-in device in his mask to see if any of them have any kinds of scratches on them, but they are 100% okay and none of the flytraps had any traces of the Joker Venom coated their fangs too.
"Looks like Jaakuna Warai took a page from one of my master's enemies, Poison Ivy. Let's just hope that's only thing he did to the plant life." Bat-Ninja said.
"I smell something… over there!" Murasaki pointed the way after sniffing the air.
"Was it Jaakuna Warai's scent you picked on?" Miyabi asked.
"The smell is him, but there are also smells mixing with him. Something… fruity." Murasaki informed.
"Fruity? Is that fucking bitch having some fruity drinks while we're out here fighting stupid deadly gas and plants!" Ryobi angered.
"Calm down, you're getting the guy get in your head and you'll be falling right into his trap." Asuka tried to reason with the brown twin tail girl.
"How the fuck can I be calm when I'm this angry!" Ryobi yelled and charged in the direction Murasaki was pointing at.
"After her!" Bat-Ninja ordered as they ran right behind Ryobi.
"When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna…" But her sentence was cut off a strange loud farting sound erupted from one step of Ryobi causing her and everyone to stop.
The entire shinobi group is shocked upon hearing the disgusting sound of a fart and this one was even louder than the normal ones, the group looks at Ryobi wondering if she really is the cause of that strange sound like the girl herself is blushing of both embarrassment and shock.
"Huh, Ryobi, what exactly did you ate?" Hibari asked covering her nose.
"IT WASN'T ME!" Ryobi shouted in rage.
But then Bat-Ninja notice something off as Ryobi's foot slowly rises a bit from the ground almost like there is something under the dirt, and his instincts scream in his head to get her out of there.
"Look out!" Bat-Ninja grabbed Ryobi's arm t pull her away from the spot.
And just in time too when a sudden puff of pink smoke exploded out of the ground like a geyser that spooked everyone as they hurried get into their defense battle stance, the pink smoke kept bursting out for a few more seconds until no more came out.
"Did a puff a cotton candy came out of the ground?" Hibari asked surprise.
"I don't think that was cotton candy." Yagyu said slowly shaking her head.
"She's right, this gas was more… Strawberry?" Murasaki surprised of the scent of the gas she jut noticed right now.
"Strawberry? You mean Ryobi was about have a fruity smell from her butt, guess she must've had a fruit bowl for lunch." Katsuragi joked.
"Will you shut up about that?!" Ryobi shouted at Katsuragi.
"H-Hey, how long are you g-gonna hold me like this?" Ryobi asked sounding stuttered right now and her face is turning red too.
Bat-Ninja was confused of the question until he looks down from the weird sensation of his right hand grabbing onto Ryobi's breast, and that hand squeeze the breast a bit with his eyes widen of shock.
"I am so sorry! I never meant to do that, I was just trying to protect you!" Bat-Ninja stated as he moved himself away from Ryobi and bow his head.
"I would totally kill you for pulling crap like that, but since you didn't mean any real harm, I guess I'll leave you a pass." Ryobi turned her back, willing to let this slide since he didn't do it on purpose.
"Wow, it almost sounds like Ryobi wanted him to grope chest more even her real flat ones." Ryona stated.
"Shut the fuck up, you stupid dog! That's just how my Shinobi form is, who really gives a crap about the sizes of the chest unlike you bitches!" Ryobi yelled while smacking her rifle on Ryona.
"AAAHH! Your anger is intense, I can feel them from the rifle onto my body! It feels so good!" Ryona moaned happily.
"Enough you two, it would appear we have stumble upon another trap." Miyabi pointed at a sign with her sword.
The sign is wooden, and it says "Whoopee Minefield" on it in green and purple colors.
"Whoopee Minefield? I get the feeling we're looking at a big field of whoopee cushion in the ground like the deadly mine ones." Yagyu said as she looks ahead to see the giant field with lots of green x marks all around.
"Is that supposed to make us scared to walk over them?" Katsuragi asked raising an eyebrow.
"The mine Ryobi stepped on unleashed a strawberry scented smell." Imu pointed out.
"So, that means all the mines are strawberry flavors!" Hibari smiled, thinking this prank could actually be a lot of fun.
"I don't think it's that simple." Bat-Ninja took out four kunais and threw them toward the minefield and they each hit a different spot.
One spot exploded a purple smoke, the second had bamboo spikes pop out, the third got a large beartrap to bite out, and the four one erupted a small explosion.
"Are you serious with me right now?!" Katsuragi gasped.
"That doesn't look fun anymore!" Hibari cried.
"Don't worry, Hibari, I promise we won't let any of those things get the best of us." Yagyu comforted the pink hair girl.
"So, each of these spots have different traps that could either be harmless or deadly like the three ones." Miyabi stated.
"The purple one was like the strawberry only this time it was grape flavor." Murasaki informed.
"Oh man, does that mean we're gonna have to take the slow and steady approach because that'll take way too long!" Ryobi angered of this.
"I wish I could say we should, but we don't know what Jaakuna Warai could be doing right now. We're gonna have to hop our way through this mine." Bat-Ninja suggested.
"What do you mean hop?" Murasaki asked.
"Think of this minefield as a lake and the small spaces between all the Xs are the lily pad we have to jump from one to another all the way to the other side, land on the tips of our toes and move as fast as you can." Bat-Ninja explained.
"That is the craziest plan I have ever hard, I'm in!" Katsuragi smirked.
"We're with you all the way." Asuka said for everyone as they nod.
"Alright, then we shall…" Bat-Ninka paused as he and the girls got into a running position waiting for a moment.
"GO!" Bat-Ninja shouted and they instantly started moving through the minefield using their agility and superspeed to carefully get through though there was a close call when Hibari almost stepped in one, but Murasaki helped her.
Soon, everyone made it all the way to the other side of the minefield though Bat-Ninja unknowingly stepped onto a trap button and it caused the mine to shake like an earthquake.
"I really hate that clown." Imu growled.
"RUN!" Bat-Ninja shouted as everyone did just that.
The entire mine exploded causing all the randomness to pop out such as the fruit flavor clouds, sharp bamboos with spears, crabs, flamethrowers, a few beartraps, and some more explosions.
"This clown is really thorough. I can see why he's your most fearsome enemy." Miyabi commented.
"Yeah, even the original Joker gave Batman a hard time." Bat-Ninja admitted.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
Bat-Ninja and the Shinobi girls have already started facing the intense traps set up by the Jaakuna Warai with giant flytrap plants burping the Joker Venom gas, and they just got through the Whoopee Minefield only to set up all the mines at once. Let's hope they'll find the clown bastard with no more killer silly traps.
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