Laughing Echoes Across the Battlefield
"Oh, come on!" Jaakuna Warai angered while looking at the screen of his tablet.
"Those stupid ninja girls and that bat party pooper just went through another of my fun traps, and they didn't even savor the momen!" Jaakuna Warai glared at the screen with his hands clutching on the device.
"Still, it was fun to see them struggling with my whoopee mine a bit and from the pace they are going, they're about to enter the last trap then it's an audience with yours truly!" Jaakuna Warai laughed as he spins around.
Fuzzy Laugh chuckles while holding a sharpen carrot then stab it into a tomato almost like the evil bunny is trying to kill the carrot.
"Now, let us see how well they'll do into the final trap." Jaakuna Warai smirked widely.
Jaakuna Warai starts letting out a soft chuckle then going louder with a laugh and increasing the volume of that laugh into the insane and famous Joker laugh that can be heard from a far distance.
(With Bat-Ninja's Group)
Bat-Ninja and the ten Shinobi girls are running fast through the forest trying to make their way to where Jaakuna Warai could possibly be, Imu felt something bouncing on her head from the inside of her hat.
"What the…" Imu removed her hat and reach the object to discover a rubbery ducky.
"Not sure if I'll still look at duckies again." Imu deadpanned as she tosses the rubber duck away.
"You're not the only one." Ikagura sighed.
"And who's fault was it to cause that stupid rubber ducky trap that almost got us killed in the first place." Ryobi glared at Hibari.
"I'm really sorry! The ducky that had the same eyes as mine was so cute, I just wanted to take it home and have a bath with it!" Hibari apologized while feeling shame of herself.
"It's okay, Hibari. Even the greatest shinobis can have a bad day on them." Yagyu said to help cheer up Hibari.
"The important thing is that we're alive and we should be getting close to Jaakuna Warai's secret base, no doubt he'll be expecting us with a surprise there." Bat-Ninja stated.
"I think I have enough surprises that can last me a lifetime." Katsuragi exclaimed, but then her sight went down to Bat-Ninja's butt.
"(Although, I wouldn't mind one if it's coming from you.)" Katsuragi thought smirked as she goes to Bat-Ninja a little closer with one hand reaching out to him.
"Katsuragi, focus on the mission." Bat-Ninja said.
"Shit! How did you know?!" Katsuragi asked gasping.
"This is you we're talking about. Of course, you would try to do something like this to ease your boredom like doing some perverted." Bat-Ninja pointed out, this made Katsuragi giggle with her tongue sticking out.
"Aw, you know me so well!" Katsuragi blushed smiling.
"That's not something you should be proud of." Ikagura glared at the pervert Shinobi girl.
"I just can't help it if I want to do something fun with our boyfriend." Katsuragi smiled.
"Wait, boyfriend? Are you saying that you're all in the same love relationship with one man!" Miyabi realized this in shock.
The Hanzo girls blushes from the revealing of all five shinobi good girls dating the Bat-Ninja ninja himself each with smiles on their faces, this was enough to tell the Hebijo girls that this is indeed the truth as they are shocked as well.
"Wow, I didn't think it was possible to fall in love with the Bat-Ninja!" Murasaki amazed while hugging her plushie a little tighter.
"Does that mean you girls do lots of naughty stuff like having him spank your butt for messing things up or slap your breasts out of anger?" Ryona asked in an exciting, perverted tone.
"Only you would be excited for that!" Ryobi smacked her twin sister on the head with a kick.
"No, we don't do those sorts of things." Yagyu glared at the blonde pervert evil shinobi.
"We'll explain to you guys about this later, just focus on finding that mad clown." Asuka reminded them of the mission they're on right now.
"Agree, we can't let personal mission get in the way of the mission too much otherwise we might find ourselves in a dangerous or awkward situation. Or both." Bat-Ninja pointed out.
The ninja group keep on going until Murasaki notices something in the air with her nose it and the scent feels oily for some reason, and she notice the smell of something small and burning too.
"Everyone stop, something isn't right up ahead!" Murasaki warned.
Everyone did as they were told with their feet sliding on the ground with their speed decreasing through each inch, they finally stop with the tip of Bat-Ninja and Asuka's feet touching some yellowish transparent liquid substances on the ground.
"It looks like we've stumble upon another of his trap." Bat-Ninja said.
"Oh great, what is it this time?" Katsuragi asked, feeling annoyed of this clown bastard.
"Oil, and lots of it." Bat-Ninja answered.
The entire field in front of the group is covered in, from what they can tell, cooking oil as the normal kind of oil isn't black and there also appears to be seven lit torches on a metal pole with the fire looking a little hot.
"Cooking oil? Is the bastard trying to cook us alive for dinner or what?" Ryobi asked, not sure of what this trap is supposed to be about.
"I think it's pretty obvious what this is, look at the ground a little closer and you'll notice something above the oil." Imu pointed at one spot.
Ryobi narrow her eyes trying to see what the second-in-command of the Hebijo elite team is looking at, and then she was finally able to see the object above the oil.
"Wires?!" Ryobi gasped.
The scene looks at the oil field again and this time shows the thin wires above with some tying onto the metal pole holding up the torches.
"Now I see, this trap is a very difficult one to get through on foot because of how slippery oil can be if you're not careful. And if we end up slipping on the wires, they'll pull down the torches lighting up the entire field in flames." Ikagura figured out how this trap works.
"Damn, so this guy really is trying to cook us alive!" Katsuragi angered.
"What do you think? Should we go around the field?" Miyabi asked, thinking they just ignore this trap.
"No, that'll take too long and Jaakuna Warai probably made sure that we go down this path only." Bat-Ninja said, as much as he hates to admit this.
"But how are we going to get across this oil field without tripping the wires?" Hibari asked.
"If only there was a way to get over it." Miyabi said, trying to think of a plan.
Bat-Ninja is also thinking of a plan to get through this oil field without having to trip over the wires as he taps his hand on his scroll to see if he got any tools that can help them with this, but that's when he turns his sight on Yagyu and just remembering what her abilities are.
"Yagyu, it looks like you get to help out here the most." Bat-Ninja said to the eyepatch girl.
"What can I do to help?" Yagyu asked, already to do her part the best of her abilities.
"Focus your shinobi ice power on the field to freeze the oil and possibly the wires as well." Bat-Ninja ordered with one hand gesture to the oil trap field.
"Ice? Oh, you mean my Ice Feet move." Yagyu realized what her beloved bat is getting out.
"Exactly, but if you can't spread the ice on all of the oil and maybe you can create some ice platforms for us to jump on all the way to the other side." Bat-Ninja nodded and explained the plan a bit more.
"That's an excellent plan!" Imu nodded of approval.
"We won't have to worry about slipping on the oil and pulling the wires." Imu pointed out.
"Not only that, but the torches won't have anything to set ablaze with the oil freezing up." Ikagura nodded, agreeing with this plan.
"Very well, I know what I must do." Yagyu nodded.
"Secret Ninja Art: Ice Feet!" Yagyu summoned her blue squid and starts throwing chucks of ice all over the oil field.
And it looks like the icy plan is working with the ice chucks forming into some big ice pillars and the coldness of the ice is spreading on the oil as well.
"Alright, it worked!" Katsuragi cheered.
"Good, now let's go!" Bat-Ninja said.
Everyone immediately jumps onto the ice the moment Bat-Ninja said that and came right across the field, but halfway a couple of holes open up from the pole and started squirting some water out from those holes.
"Hey, the poles are squirting like those water hose things!" Hibari alerted the others.
But Murasaki notices this smell.
"That's not water, is the cooking oil!" Murasaki informed shocking the group.
"And they're squirting outside of the field too!" Imu pointed forward.
"Oh great, just when I thought we were going to get out of this quickly." Katsuragi sighed.
"Don't worry, as long as the torches don't touch the oil then we should be okay." Ikagura assured, hoping that she is right for this.
However, as if fate decided to play a cruel joke on them, the torches suddenly pop out of the pole about one foot above and started falling toward the oil on the icy ground which the entire shinobi group gasped on seeing this and fear for the worse.
"RUN?!" Asuka screamed.
Bat-Ninja and the girls hurried off the field while one flaming torch hit an ice pillar that was covered in oil and started going ablaze.
Bat-Ninja turns his head for an instant to see the fire already spreading and ran off at full speed with the girls following his lead, running away from the fire though that's proven to be difficult when their shoes have oil at the bottom when they landed.
"Miyabi! Ikagura! See if you can use your fire to put out that one from causing us!" Bat-Ninja ordered.
"We'll try." Ikagura nodded.
"You will see the strength of my fire!" Miyabi determined to save her comrades with everything she got.
Both Ikagura and Miyabi turned around facing the fire unleashing their flaming attacks with their swords creating a big wall of flames that blocks the chasing fire and clashing against it, and then the girls roar as they push their fire against the enemy's fire causing a little explosion and putting the fire out.
"Good work." Bat-Ninja nodded.
"Man, I really thought we were cooked this time too." Asuka exclaimed.
"I have to say, things were really heating up back there." Miyabi said, unintentionally made a joke which Bat-Ninja chuckles a bit.
"What?" Miyabi wondered about that reaction.
"Nothing. I just didn't think you had a funny bone in you." Bat-Ninja joked a bit.
This only confuses Miyabi some more about what this young man was talking about, but she decided to not get into this because of the mission to find that insane clown for hurting her teammate and friends, and she swears that if she ever sees that clown again then she's going to impale him in the sword.
"Do we keep going, I'm afraid that we might run into more of those weird yet scary traps." Hibari worried.
But then a sudden soft laughter erupted that spooks Hibari as she clenches onto Yagyu for a moment.
"I'm afraid not, we got a clown to take down." Bat-Ninja glared in the direction of where the laughter was coming from.
"Then it's time for shutdown this freak show and put him away in the nuthouse." Asuka determined as she pulls out her sword and goes into her fighting stance.
"Bet he'll be crying through his makeup." Katsuragi smirked cracking her knuckles.
"Just to warn you guys, we want revenge on the bastard, so you better be careful not to get in our way." Ryobi warned with a glare as she readied her rifle gun.
"I hope you don't mind, Bat-Ninja. We'll be getting a little naughty on that clown." Ryona giggled perverted and twirling her guns around.
"We all have the same goal, and we also have the same enemy, that much in common that we'll can make it a way to come together. And we're going to need to work together in order to fight that clown." Bat-Ninja stated strongly.
"He's right, whether we're Evil or Good Shinobis, we all want to take that clown down. Besides, we're already friends, so it's the least we can do to help one another." Asuka smiled.
"(This girl, still see us as friends even though we're supposed to be enemies.)" Miyabi thought chuckled.
"I'm still a bit scared of him, but I also want payback for almost trying to kill me with that deadly gas! So, count me in to beat him up!" Murasaki determined softly.
Imu smiles upon seeing her little sister being so brave right now and wanting to do something that is not being locked up in her room all day and play video games, but she just hopes that it doesn't let it go over her head once they face Jaakuna Warai in person.
The group ran through the woods to face the clown once and for all.
They can still hear the Joker laughter as the sound is getting louder and louder with each step they are running on, the laughs creep them out and even send chills down their spine except for Bat-Ninja who was used to the laugh a lot of times whenever he faces the young clown of evil and knew this means Jaakuna Warai is ready to face him.
The running was only about 3-5 minutes long with how fast the girls and Bat-Ninja have been going together, and they stop to find the evil clown himself.
"Welcome, welcome, my friends." Jaakuna Warai chuckled clapping his hands while the laughing is still going on.
The scene reveals a large boom box right next to Jaakuna Warai playing the Joker laugh for a while until he presses the button on his little remote to turn off the laugh and took a few steps forward.
"I have to say, you guys actually did well in making through my surprise traps I laid out for you." Jaakuna Warai smiled.
"Thank you." Hibari thanked.
"But it was so FUCKING ANNOYING that you keep escaping and not even bothering to take in moment to appreciate how much effort I put into those traps! Do you have any idea how long it took me to even get those whoopee cushions set up with the explosions and other random things. And don't even get me started on the flaming oil trap." Jaakuna Warai complained as he paces around.
Fuzzy Laugh sitting on the side gave the heroes the "shame on you" look with using his ears for the hand gesture.
"Oh, huh… sorry." Hibari shrugged, not sure of what to make of this.
"Don't apologize, Hibari. He doesn't deserve your kindness." Yagyu glared at the evil clown.
"Jaakuna Warai, in the honor of Evil and for the attempt of killing Murasaki, you're going to face the dark burning flame of revenge!" Miyabi declared with anger in her eyes and her black sword pointing at Jaakuna Warai.
"As her big sister, you'll be begging for mercy by the time we're done with you." Imu twirled her staff and slammed the bottom at the ground.
"I used to think clowns were funny and wants to bring joy, but you're one clown that I will gladly put them in Hell." Murasaki glared with her hair moving a little.
"Hope you're ready for Hell!" Ryobi and Ryona said in union.
"Big mistake on trying to take them out because now you have to deal with me." Bat-Ninja said.
"Or maybe I want you to find me so I can finally give you that special surprise in Hell I've been wanting to give you for a long time." Jaakuna Warai smirked as he pulled out his steel razor fans.
"Prepare to make a fool of yourself, Jaakuna Warai!" Asuka readied in her fighting stance and everyone else done so too.
"I am already there, brownie girl!" Jaakuna Warai laughed with the wide evil smile.
KO a new chapter is done and hope you all enjoy it!
The Shinobi group have finally reach Jaakuna Warai who has been expecting them since they arrived at the island, and the battle against this insane Japanese clown has begun though they will have to be careful if he has any dirty tricks up his sleeves.
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