This story is dedicated to the following.

Akira Toriyama, Technoblade, Mako and Steve Irwin.

This story is based off of Xenoverse 2, And is a self-insert, If you don't like OC's and stuff then leave. Reviews will be answered at either the top or bottom of the chapter, And each chapter will be published the more reviews there are.

Bandai Namco Entertainment

'Where am I?'

Dimps Digital Innovator

'Did I die?'

QLOC

'What's going on?'

HaVOK

'I can't feel anything'

CRIWARE

'Why can't I feel anything?'

3YEBIS3 by Silicon Studio

'WHERE AM I!'

*Ding*

'OW!'

This game is autosave compatible. Please do not turn off the game when ERROR is displayed

'I'm sorry what?'

*Ding ding ding ding*

Music started playing in a familiar rhythm, And loud as well. and before my eyes, I started to see something, A golden dome-like building, multiple biomes that shouldn't be able to exist so close together without crossing into each other. The sight tickled the back of my brain, but when he started speaking it all started to come back to me.

"Attention all proud warriors!"

A Blue-haired half Saiyan appeared before my very eyes, but wait I don't have any... Yohohoho?

'Oh thor'

"Have you ever considered joining time patrol?"

'Oh god'

"As a time patroller, You'll prevent history from being changed"

'Not here, Not here, NOT HERE!'

"Our duty is to protect everyone's memories and help return history to the way it should be."

'Why couldn't I get DXD where perverts are carried by plot armor, Or MLP where a chaos god could help make reality my bitch?'

"But we need your help!"

'Why here! Where a White dildo gets an N-word Pass! Where Death is literally the next final form away!'

"The only requirements are confidence in your capabilities and of course a strong desire to protect history."

'Why couldn't I get Xenoblade where a little fluffball created build a waifu'

"We've got a school for honing your skills and a fully-equipped item shop"

'I don't want my entire existence to be dependent on a child with mismatched colors'

"How about it? Why not use your strength to help out a great cause?"

'I want to see the end of One Piece!'

"Ahem! We're always on the look out for powerful warriors!"

'I didn't get to see the end of MHA, Black Clover, or JJK'

The focus suddenly shifted from trunks to a young-looking, pink-skinned, Pinkish-red hair, Black eyes with pointy ears and potara earrings on each ear. The Supreme Kai of Time, Chronoa whose cooking is so bad that Beerus him-fucking-self would rather not deal with her. The Kai who made thousands of people wonder if they were Lolicons and made thousands more drool over her adult form.

"Okay then. Listen carefully. To maintain safety here in Conton city, home to the Time Patrol, there are a few rules you must keep"

Chronoa said this while wagging her finger at the end, Her voice sounded like a goddess. And her eyes betrayed the look of someone who had seen eons pass and would likely see eons more.

'Holy shit she's adorable'

"First firing a Kamehameha within the city limits is prohibited."

The image of Goku and Vegeta crossing Beams got an X over the top of it with a little sound to enforce it.

'Does that mean firing a Special beam cannon is? Or a clothes beam?'

"Time Patrollers wishing to fly when not on duty are required to obtain a flying license."

Goten and Trunks flew all over conton City before crashing into each other. Both rubbed their heads as once again it was crossed out.

'How does one obtain a flying license? Is there a test? or testing period like getting your L's or P's?'

"Please help keep Conton City safe by obeying its traffic laws"

'Traffic laws? Traffic usually means that something is backed up or something. Like Traffic Jam? How many people are flying in Conton?'

"Lastly, any alteration of history is a grave offense. Our missions come with the risk of changing history. So you must exercise the utmost caution."

'What happens when you change history? No pay for a month? Serving Buu food for a year? Eating your cooking?'

"Avoid making changes to history like Trunks did."

'Well, I guess a ravaged planet Earth that eventually produces a world-destroying Green Bug man that gets clapped by Beerus, which leads to Zeno erasing universe Seven and most likely six is more preferable than the alternative huh?'

"Keeping these things in mind, please carry out your missions safely."

'That's it? No other rules? What if someone made a fake moon? What if someone went super-saiyan three and destroyed the planet? What if someone teleported into someone else's home? What about abusing the dragon balls?'

"For the sake of the world and its history..."

'Isn't there like three timelines? What goes on with those ones? Are they just left to rot or something? Dang that's cold.'

Trunks reappeared and alongside Chronoa finished the little presentation.

"We look forward to welcoming each of you to the Time Patrol!"

'Are they like a thing? I hope they aren't. I'd love to clap them Pink cheeks'

The pair(Hopefully not romantically) flew off and it all faded to black.

'WHAT WHO TURNED OFF THE GRAPHICS!?'

"Ah, that's right! I need to choose someone for that special mission.." Chronoa's voice appeared, Almost like she was talking into my non-existent ear.

'Okay, what the hell happened? Was that some sorta of promotional video? And I still don't know where the fuck I am.'

"Who should I choose?" Chronoa continued oblivious to my entire developing mental health problem. Wait, Where the fuck am I?

A blue spiral opened up my eyes to eight silhouettes in front of me. Each one is different from the others, From Female and male Majjin, Saiyans, Humans, Namek, and Frost Demon. I rubbed my eyes to get used to the freaky sight in front of me.

"Wait I have a body again?" I looked down at my hands, Seeing a translucent body that was definitely my old one. In all, it's pathetic glory when compared to the titans standing in front of me.

I looked around and saw a pedestal and walked over. It looked like the type of thing a priest would lay the Bible on, or a president would give a speech about invading aliens while gripping its sides.

Information popped up and the image of a race was displayed. It read Earthling, With balanced stats for offense and defense, ki refills automatically, and attack is raised when Ki is full. But what was more disturbing was that they were greyed out, and if I was right it meant I couldn't pick them.

"What is happening right now?" I muttered to myself. Before swiping right, Displaying a Namekian who freaking gave me a thumbs up. Low attack, but high health and Stamina refills quickly. Items are more effective than other races and health is regenerated when low. Once again he was greyed out. Swiping right once more it displayed a Frost demon or as it titled it 'Frieza race'. This race can overpower enemies with their fast movement, but they have low health. Their stamina recovers while attacking and their movement speed increases as their health lowers. But the most important part was that he was fully colored.

Tapping on the Frieza race I suddenly was transported to a familiar screen. On the left were two options to pick from, Appearance and below that name and voice with appearance being greyed out. On the right though was a familiar-looking Frost demon.

"Artic?" I muttered. I remembered creating Artic when I first played this game giving him a black and red color scheme while making him as tall as possible and buff as possible without it looking weird or stretched out. Of course, I would later change to a Black and grey color scheme since that looked cooler when he was in his golden form. I gave him a QQ bang so I could dress him how I liked And ended up giving him the ultimate F armor set and a set of horns that looked very similar to Janemba. I got him all the way to Level 120 with low stamina but high health and Ki. With a total of 100 points but into both Ki and Health his other stats suffered for it, with striking and special attacks ranking under 55 if I remember correctly. I don't even know what kind of Fighter he was, Certainly not a glass cannon like his race should have been, And definitely lacking in the stats to make him a far ranger. When I played Xenoverse 2 I was a close-range fighter with Ki attacks thrown in from now and then. I am pretty sure I found a bug that allowed me to go from my normal attacks to heavy attacks flawlessly. Something that in my limited tries with the other races hadn't been able to duplicate.

And now that very same Frost demon stood before me, well at least his appearance. I looked at the confirm button, everything was pointing towards me being sent into the world of Dragon Ball as Artic, but did I want to be Artic instead of something like a Saiyan? If I was a Saiyan I was guaranteed a shit ton of transformations and at the very least I would remain a proud male with a dick.

But Frieza's race was never said to have a penis. Though Frieza did have Cold as a father I wasn't sure how that even happened. But on the other hand, Frieza's race was extremely powerful and could accomplish some scary things. But would I even be able to rival someone who is basically the Broly equivalent of Frost demons? And to make matters worse I wouldn't be human anymore, And that bothered me. Whenever I would dream up going into Dragon Ball or somewhere like DXD I liked to imagine myself as a human. A human that became stronger than Goku and Vegeta, Stronger than Frieza, and stronger than Gods. Humans were the Apex predators of Earth and I prided myself on being part of the Human race. But now I would have to throw that all away.

"Fuck!" I growled as I pressed confirm bracing myself for the pain of whatever transformation I would go through. But instead of pain all I felt was a warm tingly feeling spread across my body, Then a bright light before my eyes.

A purple scroll came into focus spewing out some sort of malice. It rolled out, on its own violation might I add, and its surface became a purple mess that resembled broken glass. My POV was forced into it and a planet came into view. A planet that wouldn't be around much longer.

'Back to having no-body! Fuck I should've jerked off... NO HORNY!'

"This is the last time I gaze upon this planet."

Freiza the legendary frost demon sat in a hovering chair in his most restricted form. Looking out upon planet Vegeta Freiza saw a sole saiyan flying amongst some asteroids. Ready for battle. The first Super Saiyan Bardock, even though he wasn't one yet, was there ready for action.

"It's up to me... I will change the future!"

Bardock flew into battle even though he was injured and his battle suit was torn, he flew into the dozens of Frieza force soldiers. The alien that looked like Appule sent a Ki blast toward the Saiyan and he wasn't alone, at least a dozen Ki blasts followed. Bardock dodged and went directly into the middle of the frey, striking soldier after soldier. All the while getting closer to his goal before suddenly he was grabbed in a Nelson.

A vision appeared before Bardock a vision that had a Saiyan that he somehow knew, was his son, facing Frieza.

He broke free quickly after his vision faded, and faced the one his son would.

"Frieza!"

Bardock screamed as Freiza smirked.

'huh, Freiza is short. Like really fucking short.'

"Why the hell are you attacking us?"

"So, the legendary Super Saiyan has shown up..."

'I think that I read somewhere that Bardock became the first super Saiyan during a fight with some bitch named chilly or something. Freiza doesn't know how right he is.'

"How very unsavory..."

Another flash and Bardock was looking at a Golden Frieza. Bardock gasped and looked behind him hearing a sound. There was Goku again but this time surrounded by a blue glow.

"Allow me to continue my vengeance."

With that, both Goku and Frieza charged at each other creating an explosion of power.

'Okay, we are in the Super timeline, not the GT timeline. Is that good or bad?'

Bardock grinned before gathering his power together in his right hand. A decent amount of power swirled, Enough to destroy a planet.

"This will change everything."

Freiza followed and summoned the attack known as Supernova. Bardock fired his Ki blast.

"I'll show you some beautiful fireworks."

With that cocky remark, Frieza launched the Supernova which overwhelmed Bardocks attack like it was nothing.

"Whaaat?!"

'Careful Bardock your goku is showing'

The Supernova overcame both Bardock and the Freiza force that were facing Bardock. Hundreds of lives were eliminated, And soon to follow was planet Vegeta. All the while Frieza was laughing like an evil alien Santa.

'And we are back to the time-scroll.'

The scroll which apparently had been flying fell to the ground as its purple screen thing faded away. It was stopped by a boot that belonged to the Saiyan Turles who munched on the powerful fruit of might. Fruit that took a planet to grow and was considered the fruit of the gods. Beside him was Turles the evil super namekian who may or may not be the evil half of guru. In the center was the android creation known as Mira. The scene transitioned to the Demoness known as Towa who resembled an angel with her blue skin and silver hair. Then it switched to the silhouette of another figure who had hair similar to goku he turned around to show a mask with glowing red eyes.

'Damn Towa look's fine!'

Everything once more faded to black.

'Why's everything black again?'

I watched as Artic walked on Frieza's ship in the middle of space. My POV changed once again to be looking at Ginyu training a bunch of lackeys. Frieza walked on by, Nodded at what he was looking at, but seemed to mutter to himself about doing it himself. A robotic voice spoke through the green scouter Artic currently had on.

'One incoming report. Upon assessment of the situation, I have concluded that...'

"Just wait one minute!"

The voice of Elder Kai shouted through the scouter Artic was wearing.

'Wh-Wh-What was that for?!'

"You've been specifically chosen for that critical mission!"

Artic overcome with joy pumped both fists and a huge smile.

"Now go out there and do it!"

'Whyyyy?!'

With that Artic flew off into the empty abyss of space without any regard for secrecy. His Magenta aura flew into the darkness while a ding went off in my head.

'That's a sin'

Once again my POV faded to... white? Well, whatever, It then showed off more of Conton City. Including the Massive Shenron structure that surrounded it. He flew down in front of Chronoa and walked towards her. Chronoa started waving enthusiastically at me with Toki-Toki the universe layer by his side

"Welcome home!" Chronoa said. I tried flexing my hands but noticed that not only was I still not in control of Artic but also wasn't in a first Person POV.

'Damn it, Will I be stuck in a Third person? Please God or whoever is there don't let that be so!'

"Ehee hee! Great news! You've been chosen for that big mission!" Chronoa congratulated the soulless husk ready to be overtaken in front of her. "Congrats!"

'Am I a body snatcher?... Nah I created this body so It's mine... Wait no that's not right.'

Artic looked around for something.

'Most likely Elder Kai or maybe waiting for Goku black to jump him.'

"Oh, cheer up. The Supreme Kai of Time has graciously appeared to give you her best wishes after all. I mean really." Chronoa would have pouted, at least I think she would have. "Don't you think you're being a bit cold?"

'That's my (Maybe) uncle I'm Artic'

If I could slap my knee I would. Along with a dad-like laugh.

Artic made a stance like he was explaining something but no sound came out. But somehow Chronoa understood Soulless's talk.

"Hm? Oh, so you're looking for the old man?" Chronoa deducted from my character's movements "When he heard you passed the test, he went off somewhere in a hurry." Chronoa explained, "Why don't you go and look for him?" Chronoa questioned "You know what? I'm pretty sure that he was the happiest to hear about your success!"

Suddenly I wasn't looking at Artic. Instead, I was looking at Chronoa who suddenly was far more life-like and far more adorable.

"What's wrong? Are you caught in my beauty?" Chronoa teased her movements were no longer artificial but very much alive. Oh would you look at that I do have a dick, HEY Down boy!

"Maybe?" I found myself retorting before I could stop myself. And when I did hear my voice I was stunned, my voice was so different. And unlike how I thought I would sound(Like Plankton with a Head cold) I sounded more on the tone of Christopher Sabat. Or as the public would know him, the English voice actor for the following: Vegeta, Piccolo, All-might, Zoro, Watts from RWBY, and Yami from Black Clover.

Chronoa didn't seem to expect that response though and blushed before pouting at me. I inwardly squealed at the adorable Kai "It's not nice to tease a Young Girl Artic!" She pounded her fists on my leg for a bit. Very unlike how a Divine should act in public and then stormed off.

I laughed to myself a bit and then turned to look at Toki-Toki.

A monster stared back at me. The Abyss of death looked into my soul and I am afraid If I'm found lacking. The being flew off after Chronoa after a bit.

'Did it find what it wanted? What was that?!' I shivered before looking around for an Old Blue Kai. I walked towards the Golden Globe first and asked A time Patroller, What do these guys even do? Who mentioned that he had seen Elder Kai heading for the... I forget its name but basically where Chronoa had headed off too.

I ran up the steps after Chronoa and Elder Kai before reaching the top where a Portal like gate was seen. And Chronoa and Elder Kai were talking animately about something. Most likely me.

"Hey! Artic! Took ya long enough, Are you ready to head on out?" Elder Kai questioned. He then put a hand on his face looking at Chronoa "Actually maybe some last-minute practice would be good for ya, Chronoa do you think you can open a portal for this young man?"

"Yeah of course!" Chronoa was only too happy to help as she created a portal for me to enter.

Okay don't freak out, I'm just learning how to fight in Dragon Ball, No big deal! Oh, I can't wait to blast a Kamehameha! Oooo! Or create my own attack!

"In you go!" Chronoa smiled and I jumped in to figure out how the fuck to fight in a world that wasn't my own, With a body that until maybe two minutes ago I didn't have(Surprising how quickly I got used to having a tail and a different body structure... almost like I'd been doing it for years) and going up against exploding little bastards that might let me wail on them or might fuck me up...

Yay?

"Are you ready?" Chronoa called from my scouter as I ended up in a Plain's biome mixed with some water. The Archipelago is a place that I liked to fight in to fully charge my Crush Cannon and absolutely destroy my opponents. Ahh Memories.

"Yeah, I'm ready!" I smiled and the urge to shout I am here like all might was great. But I resisted, There would be time for that soon. However, I decided that I needed to test out my body. First I ran around for a bit trying to fly, I remembered something about needing Ki. So I felt deep within myself and to my surprise I felt something That I'd never felt before.

Taking a Stance similar to Iroh's redirection Technique I practiced moving the energy through my body, before blasting out a Ki blast. My Magenta colored energy blast shot forward and made a pretty sizable crater. Satisfied with that for now I got working on my next technique I would need to learn to pass.

Flight.

Flying in Dragon Ball was easier than it should've been. All I had to do was actually wish to fly. And now I have a theory but that theory is going to have to wait for my opponent to test it.

I looked around to see a Green Saibamen charging at me. I took a stance that was taught to me in my first life and blocked the Saibamen's attack. I didn't feel like blocking a weakling attack or blocking someone stronger than me's attack. It felt like blocking a move from someone on my level. I quickly wrapped my Tail around the Saibaman's neck and squeezed. It struggled and struggled before passing out. When it did I let my grip falter and dropped it to the ground.

I felt something. Almost like someone was staring at me, And before me were ten more saibamen. I grinned, Time to figure out what this body can DO! I rushed forward clashing with the creatures.

"So artic all warmed up now?" Chronoa's voice called.

"Yeah all caught up!" I grinned as I clenched my fist and looked at the pile of Twenty Saibamen. I was right, Somehow I had an instinctual knowledge of a martial arts style that I didn't remember learning, Ki techniques, Sensing, Flight and everything I would have started with if this was a game. Even my little bug from the game worked here, though it wasn't a bug but instead a Flowing Combo. The Saibamen were strong but even as I fought them I could feel the Ki within me growing stronger. Though minuscule it was enough to be noticeable.

I was transported back to Chronoa and followed Elder Kai as he gave me a scroll and sent me on my way. As I descended I saw the battlefield of Raditz, Goku, and Piccolo.

"A frost Demon!" Raditz snarled in shock. Though he took a step back even with all that evil Ki flowing through him.

"Who is that?" Goku wondered ready to fight.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed from above with a smile "There is no need to fear! Why?..."

All of the assembled fighters looked on in shock at my smile.

"Because I am here!"

And Scene! This is the end of the first chapter for Dragon Ball: Artic! I hope you've enjoyed it. Any questions from you all? Review and this story will keep going on like a train!

Rest in peace Akira, Alex, Steve and Mako!

Later!