Bowser's Rage

Whenever Bowser foiled his plans by Mario and his brother Luigi, he gets very mad! This is his rage and everyone has it sometimes. One day, Bowser was reading his favorite book in the throne room when suddenly, he saw a broken glass on the window. Bowser looked at it and said, "Oh my goodness. Someone broke the window! I must find out who broke it and if I do find that person, I'll give someone a hot treatment!"

So Bowser began his search in the kitchen and said to a Goomba, "Excuse me Goomba but, did you break my window?"

"No. I didn't!" His minion replied, "I have no hands so, it wasn't me."

"OK! Thanks for telling the truth!" Bowser said as he left the kitchen when he heard another crashing noise. Bowser went to his hangar and said, "My Koopa Clown Car! It's wrecked! Looks like someone is messing up my castle and I'm starting to get madder! I must find out who did it!"

So Bowser went to the dining room and said to a Koopa, "Did you break my car and my window, Koopa?"

The Koopa minion replied and said, "Not me, Bowser! I was eating my favorite cheeseburger from Burger Koopa after a nice walk so, I did not touch your car."

Bowser looked at him and said, "Well, enjoy your lunch!"

So he left the dining room and then, he heard one final noise as a Bullet Bill came to him and then, he caught it with his claw. Bowser looked at a Bullet Bill and then, it exploded on him. Bowser coughed out some smoke and said, "Someone's been firing my Bullet Bill Cannon! That's it, my rage is getting even madder! I must find out who fired the cannon! To the Weapon Room!"

Bowser ran to the Weapon Room and when he got there, he saw his son firing some Bullet Bills. Bowser said, "Son, did you fire my Bullet Bill Cannon?"

Bowser Jr. replied to his dad and said, "Yes, dad! I want to test out your best weapons!"

Bowser came to him and said, "Son, I know you wanted to try out my weapons but, did you use it with my permission?"

"No, dad." Bowser Jr. said as Bowser's rage reached full power. Then he said, "Alright son, since you did use it without my permission and because you broke my car and my window, I guess I got no other choice but to roast you! Here I go! Fire... BREATH!"

With his words, he breathed fire on his son. When he was done, Bowser said, "There! I love my rage and when I get very mad, I breathe fire! Well, time for me to find another plan and defeat Mario."

So Bowser walked back to his throne room after a raging day when suddenly, he saw a Bob-omb walking towards him. The Bob-omb lit his fuse and then...

BOOM!

The Bob-omb exploded on Bowser! Bowser got his rage back and said, "Who set off a Bob-omb on me?"