Bowser's Fire Breath

It's a beautiful morning at Bowser's Castle where Bowser was drinking his favorite juice when suddenly, he saw a cannon that doesn't go off. Bowser looked at it and said, "Wow, this is the best cannon that I've ever seen in my life and it even has a fuse. But, something's missing to the cannon. What could it be?"

And then, it hit him. Bowser smiled and said, "Fire! Of course! When there's a cannon, there's a fuse and to light it, it needs fire and I know one attack that will do it and that is my trademark attack. Here goes, Bowser Fire…. BREATH!"

Bowser took a deep breath and then, fire came out of his mouth. The breath reached the fuse and it slowly begins to burn. Bowser smiled at the cannon and said, "It worked! My fire breath did it! The cannon is going to blow. Here it comes…"

And then, a Bullet Bill was shot out of the cannon thanks to Bowser's Fire Breath. Bullet Bill smiled and said, "Thanks, Bowser!"

"Anytime, Bullet Bill!" Bowser replied, "Well, that's one down, and two more to go. Now what should I do with my fire breath next? I know, I'll make lunch and after all, I have a nice piece of steak in the kitchen. Let's have some lunch!"

So Bowser walked to the kitchen and placed a piece of steak on the table. Bowser smiled and said, "OK, my fire breath worked on the cannon so, let's try it on my steak, shall we?"

Then Bowser took aim at the steak, opened his mouth and said, "Bowser Fire Breath!"

Then he breathed fire on the steak and it cooked all the way to perfection. Bowser said, "Just the way I like my steak, perfectly well done. Now, I can eat in peace."

So Bowser ate his steak while he was watching the Glitz Pit battles on the television. Bowser looked at it and said, "Wow, I love battling in the arena. I love how the crowd cheered for the fighters and someday, I'll be crowned the champion. But for now, let's check off my fire breath list, shall we?"

Bowser checked off the steak on the list. Only one more thing remains and that is… a person wearing a red hat.

"Alright, the last item on my fire breath list is… a person wearing a red hat. Now who is that person who wore a red hat?"

Just then, he heard a voice. The voice said, "It's a-me, Mario!"

"Oh, that must be him right now. Excuse me, sir but do you wear a red hat?"

"Yes, Bowser! I do have a red hat and it has the letter M on it." Mario replied, "So, what are you doing?"

"Just a little something for you, Mario!" Bowser said while he opened his mouth, "And now, you're burned! Bowser Final Fire…"

He held his breath and began to charge up. When the breath reached full power, he said the attack…

"BREATH!"

And then, Bowser unleashed his final attack on Mario, burning him in the process. Bowser smiled and said, "Yes, it's working! My fire breath is going to win the day! Just a few more seconds, Bowser!"

And then…

And then…

The fire breath did it! Bowser has defeated Mario!

"Wow!" Bowser said, "My final attack did it! Mario has been defeated by my fire breath. I have done it. This is so happy for me. I've defeated Mario with my fire breath and now, I can check it off!"

So Bowser checked it off and said, "Well, that's the last item on the list and now I can …"

But as soon as Bowser was finished with his sentence, he noticed another item on his list. It said, "End the story."

"Another item on this list? Of course! I do have one more item on this list and it said that I will end this story with my trademark attack. Let's try it! Well, that's the end of my story but before I do, I will leave you with this attack from the Koopa King! You're going to love this attack. So, enjoy! Bowser Fire…"

He opened his mouth and began to breathe fire with one final word to end the story…

"BREATH!"

And so, with one final breath, Bowser laughed and said, "Bwahahaha!"