Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 2: The Rumble Begins, Part 1
The fans were busy filling up all around the Honda Center inside the great city of Anaheim, California, all while the tune of "Psycho Circus" by KISS was playing in the entire background. The scenery of the entire ring looked pretty much phenomenal from the fans perspective, which involved a usual black ring apron, orange/black/gold ring ropes, orange turnbuckle pads and a usual black steel ringpost. Even the titantron was more amazing than ever, which was actually the 1995 Royal Rumble setup, but with the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II logo displayed on the screen. It wouldn't be long though as a row of golden and orange fireworks and pyro went off all across the stage, making the fans immediately more excited for this entire event from head to toe. And it was indeed loud too with 19,021 fans attending this ecstatic phenomenon they would be seeing with their own two eyes.
The camera got a good view of the fans before they lowered it down to check out the event's commentary team which consisted of Michael Cole, "Good Ol' JR" Jim Ross, Tazz and Jerry "The King" Lawler.
"Hello ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 2nd annual Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble. We're coming to you, live at the Honda Center, the home of the Anaheim Ducks right here in their hometown of Anaheim, California!" Michael Cole said to the camera, "Hello everyone, I am Michael Cole, alongside my partners for tonight, the Human-Suplex Machine Tazz, WWE Hall of Famer Jerry "The King" Lawler, and best for last, other WWE Hall of Famer and one of the greatest commentators of all time "Good Ol' JR" himself Jim Ross."
"No doubt it's gonna be as Good Ol' J.R. put it, 'A slobberknocker', Cole!" Tazz exclaimed before looking at J.R., "All apologies, you know I just had to use that line!"
"None taken, Tazz!" Jim Ross nodded to the Human Suplex Machine, "We're gonna see the best of the best from all of animation's best cartoons there is. From legends like Bugs Bunny, Fred Flintstone, George Jetson and Homer Simpson to fan favorites like Ed, Edd n Eddy, SpongeBob SquarePants, Batman and even some of the cast from the Total Drama series. This is gonna be exciting."
"You've got that right, JR!" The King nodded over to JR, "It's hard to believe that it's been 4 years since the very first Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble took place, and since those 4 years have been past, it's safe to say that it's totally worth the wait!"
"It definitely was worth it, King!" Michael Cole replied, as he looked back towards the camera with a smile. "And with that being said, let's welcome the host of the 2nd Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble!"
The anticipation started to died down as the lights immediately darkened all around the Honda Center, therefore confusing the fans at first. It wouldn't be long however before these words would blare out from the soundsystem:
CARRY ON, MY WAYWARD SON
THERE'LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REST
DON'T YOU CRY NO MORE
And then, the lights blared back on followed by pyro shooting up all across the stage. That of course would be followed by the appearance of a certain gem warrior with a black shirt that had a gold star on it, a stylish pink letterman jacket, blue denim jeans and complete with red-orange sandals that completed that look of his. He wasn't alone, though. Alongside him were his fellow Crystal Gem allies Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl, who all stood beside Steven as they continued to rain in this standing ovation coming from the Anaheim fans
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the host of the 2nd annual Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble…" Justin Roberts said with a tiny pause before announcing, "They are…. GARNET… AMETHYST… PEARL… and the winner of the first Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble… STEVEEEEEENNNNNNN UNIVEEEEEEERSE!"
"This crowd right here in Anaheim is on their feet!" J.R. shouted.
"As well as they should be, JR!" Cole replied, "It was about 4 years ago, when the very first Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble took place. And when it came down to Alejandro Burromuerto and Steven Universe, we all knew what the result was gonna be!"
"Indeed, and you're looking at that first-ever winner here tonight!" The KIng nodded with a smile.
"And Steven Universe will be hosting this year's Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble this time around. Hopefully we won't get any interruptions from very certain people if we're lucky!" Tazz said with a lot of certainty.
"I can guarantee you that won't be the case this time, Tazz." J.R. nodded over to Tazz.
"Fortunately for all of us, Steven Universe and the Crystal Gems will be around to make sure justice will be served this time." Cole nodded, "I'm very sure of it."
Steven and his friends immediately made their way down the ring ramp before they eventually entered the ring to yet another standing ovation, all followed with pink and blue pyro shooting from all four corners of the ring, therefore dazzling the crowd once more.
"We got a lot of fireworks to go around here in this Rumble!" Tazz chuckled.
"Definitely won't be compared to the explosion all of these 160 competitors are gonna take on each other, I can tell you that!" The King nodded, agreeing with Tazz..
Once Steven, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl had made it to the middle of the ring, the ovation soon died down alongside the music once they saw Steven pick up the mic all by himself. The fans looked very interested and fascinated on what the first ever winner of the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II had on his mind.
"What's going on, Anaheim?!" Steven shouted to the mic, before hearing the fans cheer to him in a thunderous ovation. "I tell ya, it's really awesome to be here in the very same place where we saw Shawn Michaels win his WWE Championship title for the first time."
The fans cheered from this statement, which made them break out a mini "HBK" chant in return.
"Who will ever forget that moment at WrestleMania XII?" J.R. replied.
"No doubt it was a historic night," Cole nodded in return, "Shawn Michaels and Bret 'Hitman' Hart stole the entire show."
"I remember calling the main event," The King nodded as well, "Nearly knocked me to the edge of my seat!"
Once all the "HBK" chants died down, Steven spoke onto the mic once more and said, "And like it or not, this will be the same place where we will crown the winner of the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble! But only this time, the rules are gonna be different around here. How different is it, you may ask? Well, it's simple…"
Steven then broke into a deep pause, only to dust the mic all around and clear his throat just for comedic effect. And then before anyone knew it, Steven broke out this one simple statement that caught EVERYBODY off guard:
"It's gonna be under Casino Battle Royale rules!"
The fans immediately cheered hearing this, breaking out a big "Steven" chant as a result of this bombshell news.
"WOW!" Tazz said with a big gasp.
"Talk about a surprise for this year!" J.R. nodded, "This crowd is ecstatic!"
"As well as they should be." Cole nodded as well, "For those in WWE who don't know, the Casino Battle Royale is one of AEW's most premier matches!"
"I never thought I would ever see a Royal Rumble match being called under casino battle royal rules before." The King chuckled impressively, "Talk about a first!"
It took several seconds for the cheering to die down again, letting Steven speak once more, "Now, I won't explain the rules to the Casino Battle Royale since that's pretty much Justin Roberts's job and all. Of course, my job is to make sure that there ain't gonna be no BS going on in this match, and do that… I managed to assign my good friend Garnet to be the special enforcer for this year's Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II."
The fans once again cheered for this news, leading JR to nod out, "Well I admit that's a great call there by Steven."
"Indeed, that would make everybody in the back think twice about interfering in this match!" Cole exclaimed.
"I don't know if that'll stop any of them, Cole?" Tazz shrugged out, being very unsure of this announcement, "But it would be interesting to see her try!"
"If I were any of the competitors in the back, I would take this warning to heart." The King pointed out. "Trust me, I've seen Garnet when she's angry and it'll scare anyone."
Once the fans were done with the cheering, Steven hands the mic to Garnet for her to breakdown a little message to all of the opponents watching this all go down, "For those of you in the back watching this, just consider one thing and one thing straight, and this also goes out to you who are not competing in this Rumble: You try anything stupid and foolish such as getting over that barricade, I will not be afraid to take force on you anyway I can. So to every heel and villain watching, if I were every single one of you, I wouldn't even think about doing any of that crap you dare put on these contestants. I'm… dead… serious."
The camera started to close in on her face, which immediately emitted a serious stern tone that would send everyone a chill right up their spines.
"I can tell she means business." The King spoke nervously with a gulp.
Once Garnet was done on the mic, she handed it back to Steven, which got another small pop from the audience.
"Thanks, Garnet." Steven said to Garnet before saying to the crowd, "And now to important stuff. You're also asking yourselves, 'What's the prize gonna be'? Well, it's all gonna be simple as it is. The winner of the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble is gonna walk away with nothing more but one million dollars in COLD… HARD… CASH!"
Tazz let out a gasp once again, "That's gotta be crazy!"
"Like it or not, Tazz. That's gonna be the main goal of this entire Rumble!" J.R. pointed out.
"I guarantee you it's gonna be a lot more than bragging rights here tonight!" Cole exclaimed.
"Especially with a million dollars up for grabs," The King nodded before saying, "It's gonna be a wild Rumble!"
Before Steven could say something else to the crowd however, he was immediately cut off by the song "Woke Up This Morning" by Alabama 3 playing on the soundsystem. This immediately got the fans confused at first, not even knowing who on earth was in that limo to begin with. However, it made the fans very interested to see who was indeed inside the limo that was being slowly driven near the entrance way.
"What's going on here?" Tazz raised his eyebrow.
J.R. shrugged as he said, "I don't have the slightest clue. It looks like we're gonna have some uninvited guests here."
"I really feel like something bad is about to happen…" The King said, immediately fearing for the worst.
It wouldn't be long before the limo door opened up, revealing to be none other than the current AEW World Heavyweight Champion, Maxwell Jacob Friedman aka MJF. His shocking appearance immediately made the crowd erupt with a huge onslaught of boos and hisses altogether, getting so loud it was hurting the ring announcer's ears!
"Oh no!" Cole shrieked in horror.
"For the love of gawd, not this man!" JR groaned before asking, "Who the hell invited him here!?"
"I have no idea, JR!" The King shrugged. "But it doesn't look like MJF is alone."
Indeed, MJF was not alone. He then turned to the car door and let out his hand to pull out what looked like a female hand at first. It wasn't long before that mysterious female figure got out of the limo, which turned out to be Rosabella Beauty from Ever After High! The boos she got after exiting the limo was way more similar to the boos MJF got, except it was added with a little "You suck" chant as a result.
"Aw, son of a bitch!" J.R. groaned out yet again.
"You've gotta be kidding me!" Cole groaned as well before saying, "This woman?"
"I'm afraid Rosabella Beauty is back here yet again, but this time in the arms of MJF!" The King replied, feeling he was about to puke.
Tazz pointed straight out, "I'm guessing she traded up Daring for this guy. Nice catch."
JR rolled his eyes in disgust, "Are you serious?"
Tazz turned to JR and said, "At least be thankful Daring ain't with her!"
"I'll give you that, Tazz!" The King replied.
But it wasn't just Rosabella Beauty however. Coming out of the limo as well were former Total Drama Host Chris McLean, Chancellor Neighsay, Spoiled Rich, Odalia Blight, all were getting the same boos as well to the point where the entourage would flip the fans right off in return.
"That's one hell of a posse the AEW World Champion's got!" Tazz pointed out.
"I can already tell this is gonna be bad news as it is!" JR nodded.
The camera briefly moved to get a close shot at Garnet, who didn't look very intimidated by their appearance. Cole immediately noticed it head-on.
"I don't think Garnet's too impressed by them one bit!" Cole quickly pointed out.
The King looked scared by Garnet's reaction, forcing him to wince out and say, "No kidding, Cole. That's a death stare that can put anyone out of their misery!"
The camera immediately went back to MJF and his posse, who stopped right at the stage and awaited the boos to die down eventually coming from these Anaheim fans. Unfortunately for MJF however, they refused to stop booing towards him, therefore making MJF very agitated yet very calm considering he was already the most hated man in wrestling. MJF and his posse immediately responded to the fans with their middle fingers once more, this time going very far to even mock the riled-up fans. It was no surprise the sight of what they're doing disgusted JR, Cole and The King deep down to their core.
"What a bunch of hooligans they must be! " JR pointed out again.
"This is just a disgraceful display," Cole groaned, "Mocking the fans like they mean nothing."
Tazz didn't mind the reception they were getting, forcing him to smirk, "Maybe these fans are just jealous of the lifestyle MJF's got."
JR scoffed at Tazz saying, "Like hell they are, Tazz."
"Who does MJF think he is?" The King scowled, "Acting like he's Ric Flair!"
Tazz shrugged in curiosity, "Well, he's got the swagger like Flair, so does that count?"
"I swear, you are just so clueless, Tazz…" Cole said, shaking his head in regret.
"No kidding!" JR replied.
Eventually, the crowd finally began to die down long enough for the AEW World Champion to grab a microphone coming from his pocket, and dust it right off to make sure there weren't any germs on it.
He looked right around the entire crowd before asking, "So you all are wondering why I'm here, huh?"
The Anaheim crowd immediately booed yet again, therefore riling up MJF even more to the point that the loud boos was making his blood boil.
"Seriously?" JR groaned once more, "Who invited this jackass to ruin this Rumble?
"That's what I'd like to know!" Cole nodded in response.
The loud boos didn't last long enough though as MJF spoke on the mic again, "Well, too bad you Anaheim Asswipes, I'm telling you all this story anyway so get the hell over it!"
The booing got even louder in return, even going so far to have the heat looking more volcanic and apocalyptic than MJF really expected from the crowd. Steven, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl were all looking very unimpressed by all of this coming from MJF and his group themselves.
"I can tell we're gonna be in for a long night unfortunately…" JR said, groaning out of his mind.
Tazz said in such a huff, "Man, these people are getting very disrespectful here. He's trying to talk but they're not giving him a chance to!"
Cole turned to Tazz and replied, "That's because nobody wanted this, Tazz!"
"I'd probably agree with them on that." The King nodded.
The crowd died down yet again for MJF to say, "Anyway, as I was saying before I got rudely interrupted, I had to come here to this stupid little shitheap of a town to find out what the hubbub was all about. And it turns out, much to my utter dismay, that there's gonna be a Rumble filled with nothing more than a bunch of worthless, disgusting 2D animated pricks!"
Steven and the Crystal Gems didn't take too kindly to the insult MJF made about the event, and neither did the fans or the commentary team to be honest (except Tazz since he was honestly stupid and kissing up to what MJF was saying). They continued to keep on cringing from the sight of MJF and his buddies, who didn't look too bothered by the booing that was continued to be thrown at them.
"Now I will admit that not ALL of them are pricks," MJF replied respectfully before scowling, "Just the ones who the fans kiss ass to and are favored by everybody in the back to their point that are literally HANDPICKED to win over those who truly deserve it! Like my top three favorite Total Drama contestants, the ones that put the drama in Total Drama. The C.I.T. Courtney, the Queen Bee Heather, and let's never forget The Arch Villain, the true winner of Total Drama World Tour and a man who was robbed out of the first Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble in the first place to begin with thanks to that stupid Bob Pinciotti-looking fruit and his filthy Crystal Gem weirdos standing in that ring, Alejandro Burromuerto!"
Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl did not take lightly to all seethed in complete anger and hate hearing MJF insult their friend Steven like this. The fans sure as hell didn't like that insult, as they continued to boo MJF. Neither Cole, JR or The King liked it on their side.
"Aw come on," JR said, groaning for the third time.
"That is completely despicable!" Cole said, shaking his head in disgust.
Tazz on the other hand, said with a little snicker, "I'm not lying, he does look a lot like Bob Pinciotti from That '70s Show!"
Cole and JR looked at Tazz with pure disgust as a result, forcing JR to say, "You really looking to get out of that seat that badly?"
"No thanks, I'm good." Tazz said, backing away from JR a bit. "It's not my fault you don't take my humor well…"
Cole groaned over to Tazz and said, "I swear, Tazz, you're as bad as JBL and Corey Graves!"
"Seriously! You really wanna say that to Garnet?" The King replied over to Tazz, "Cause I'll bet you a $100 to say that behind her back."
"I think that MJF would be more than happy to do that job for me." Tazz replied.
The fans started to chant "Shut the Fuck Up" over and over again towards MJF, who immediately ignored the crowd and said, "If you all ask me, those people I mentioned would make way better role models than the stupid squirts you people support."
"Will somebody please shut his damn mouth?" JR shouted to himself.
MJF continued to ignore the crowd before replying, "For example, let's talk about a real role model in life: Myself. So not only am I a real World's Champion and the leader of my own entourage I have with me today, but believe it or not, I'm the sugar daddy to a real woman I have with me. She's got way more grace than that stupid bitchface Apple White and more class than that purple-haired tart, Rarity. I like to consider her the next-gen upgrade to whatever that slut is in "Beauty and the Beast", the one and only Rosabella Beauty!"
"Oh, give me a break!" JR said, facepalming himself in utter agony.
"C'mon JR, you're just jealous that Rosabella's more beautiful than all of them!" Tazz smirked to the Oklahoman, "She's like a much sexier Belle!"
"Are you serious?" The King looked up to Tazz with a WTF look on his face, "There's no way Rosabella can match up to Belle's level! Get real!"
"If you think that Rosabella is sexier than Apple White, Rarity or even Lindsay, then you're clearly delusional!" Cole uttered out to Tazz.
JR replied with such agreement, "I honestly agree with you there, Michael!"
As the fans continued to boo, MJF began to rile them up even more by kissing the hand of Rosabella very tenderly, which made her blush much to the annoyance of everybody. Yet after hearing MJF run his mouth for almost 10 minutes, Pearl decided that she heard enough of MJF for insulting Steven one day to the point where she snatched the mic away from the AEW World Champion.
"Hey MJF, if you feel like you got enough balls to back up those petty insults of yours, why don't you do yourself a favor and do something about it instead of hiding behind that hooker of yours?"
The fans all responded with cheers hearing this coming from Pearl herself, even going so far to break out a small "Pearl" chant just to annoy the hell out of MJF in return.
"About time one of the Crystal Gems shut his ass up!" JR exclaimed.
"I never thought that it was gonna be Pearl," The King chuckled a bit, "I was more expecting Garnet, or at the most, Amethyst."
MJF immediately started to seethe in anger at the way Pearl snatched his microphone like that, only to find himself calmed down once Chris McLean pulled another microphone from under the ring and handed it to the AEW World Heavyweight Champion in no time, annoying the fans yet again.
He then growled to Pearl up-close and personal, "Who in the hell gave you the right to take my microphone like that, you stupid-f***ing ovary? Don't answer that, because I feel like I wouldn't waste my time having to argue with somebody who's named after a pathetic cartoon whale!"
Once again to MJF's surprise, the boos coming from the packed crowd all began to rain down once more, irritating him to the point where he had the urge to hit every single one of these fans with his signature Dynamite Diamond.
"I'll tell you, MJF hit her right where it hurts!" Tazz said with a snicker.
"Yeah right," JR rolled his eyes, "That's just plain disrespectful!"
"Pearl, as many people know, is Mr. Krabs's daughter from SpongeBob SquarePants." Cole replied.
"If you think otherwise, Tazz!" The King added, "Then your loyalty to MJF is showing how stupid you really are."
The booing died down yet again for MJF to speak, "And I'm not gonna get myself started on Amethyst here because I have no desire to talk to somebody who looks like what happened if Tina Turner, Barney the Dinosaur, The Brain's dimwitted sidekick Pinky, Michelangelo of the Ninja Turtles and that big mouth lardass ghetto girl LeShawna had a stupid lovechild and this became the result of it."
That one little insult proved to be enough for Amethyst to charge after MJF, only for Garnet however to hold her back in return. The fans all wanted to rally for Amethyst, who wanted so badly to punch the ever-loving shit out of MJF for the fun of it.
"MJF is digging himself a hole he's not gonna dig himself out of!" The King exclaimed.
"I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Amethyst puts him there." JR shook his head, "Personally, I'd love to see it."
"So would I, JR!" Cole agreed.
After the crowd all died down for the several UMPTEENTH time so far for the night, MJF spoke onto the mic with a smirk, "You know, speaking of which, Steven. I think this might outta be fun for me, Rosabella and our crew to watch you burn this little event to the ground. Hell, this just may be my kind of entertainment to make fun of from the comfort of my skybox that I rented out for the night."
The fans were booing MJF now more than ever, while Rosabella and their posse were laughing at his cruel humor.
"He really cannot be this serious…" JR facepalmed yet again.
"Hey, when MJF says something, he's bound to do it!" Tazz pointed out, "So glad they're gonna be the special guests of honor."
Cole raised his eyebrow at Tazz before saying, "Excuse me, Tazz! But nobody said that MJF, Rosabella and their lap dogs were invited here to this Rumble!"
Tazz looked back at Cole and shrugged, "That's why they RSVP'd at the last second."
"I've never heard anything about that, Tazz!" The King said, shaking his head.
Steven immediately rolled his eyes at this kind of nonsense MJF was causing. Yet even so, he remained defiant and fearless in front of the snarky AEW World Champion himself as a result.
He let the boos from the crowd die down again before Steven asked MJF, "You really think I'm gonna fail, huh? Just exactly how did you feel when your own fiance left you yourself?"
MJF couldn't help but growl in anger at the insult Steven gave him to some big cheers from the crowd. Even some of the commentators (all except Tazz) at ring side enjoyed the nice little insult themselves.
"Oh, I heard that!" The King said with a little chuckle.
"Steven hitting MJF where it hurts!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz negatively shook his head saying, "That's not right, JR. Steven doesn't have the right to bring up MJF's private life."
"I believe Steven's got every single right to, Tazz!" Cole said to Tazz.
"Especially considering how MJF made fun of Steven's livelihood." The King nodded.
The cheers died down yet again for the thousandth time for Steven to speak out, "Yeah, that's what I exactly thought. As you know, we're kind of on borrowed time here so if you please do yourself a favor, you and your schmuck crew can leave this ring like a proper gentleman. Or if you're chicken enough, which we all know you really are, maybe we should clear the whole ring out and have Garnet take that scarf of yours and ring you out to dry."
The fans immediately cheered and laughed from the snarky comment, also leading both Amethyst and Pearl to laugh themselves off to death. Even Cole, JR and The King enjoyed what Steven was doing to MJF verbally.
"Hahahaha!" The King chuckled, "He got him good again!"
"Oh come on, this is just embarrassing." Tazz said, shaking his head in regret.
"It's not our fault you can't find good taste in humor, Tazz." JR pointed out. "Wouldn't hurt if you at least laugh a little."
"It's no wonder your old ECW buddies find your friendship with MJF to be annoying." Cole teased.
Tazz didn't like how his partners were talking smack to him by the way, leaving the Human Suplex Machine to utter foul words at them with a muttering whisper, which luckily for him, his own broadcast partners couldn't hear him as a result due to the fans' loud cheering.
Once the fans were done cheering and laughing however, Chris McLean took it upon himself to take the mic out of MJF's hands and speak to Steven right in front of the teenager's face, "Hey, brah, you don't even know what you're dealing with here! You know what this man had to go through to get that AEW World Heavyweight Championship around his waist? This guy literally came this close to leaving the company until Tony Khan had to waste every ounce of his money for MJF to stay! He was almost like me at one time. I was unneeded, unwanted and forgotten by everybody due to the shit I've done man, but believe it or not, MJF's own private lawyer helped bail me out with the biggest sum of money only I could ever want, alongside on the terms that I get to treat people like garbage in the new season they promised me to do. Heck, Cartoon Network was begging me to come back. Even the rest of you Anaheim assbags all begged me to come back!"
It didn't take too long for the fans to boo loudly at Chris in return, which the host responded by flipping them off in disgust.
"Oh gawd, I hate that skunk McLean!" JR said, shaking his head.
"Why on earth would anybody bring back this narcissistic maniac?" The King groaned angrily.
Tazz raised his hand saying, "I would. I like this guy."
Cole turned to Tazz as he rolled his eyes, "Well, if you happen to like him so much, you can leave this announce table and marry him then!"
Chris McLean didn't like the reaction to be exact, So much so that he snapped at the fans, "Yeah, I'm hearing you, but I really don't care what you people think. So how's about you all shut your damn mouths, save your pointless booing for those forgotten contestants that were on… MY SHOW… And let me… 'The Greatest Reality TV Show Host of All Time'... to finish my big announcement… You get me?"
The fans replied with "You Still Suck" chants directly towards Chris, who at that point plugged his ears in order to drown himself from those loud heckles, which unfortunately got louder and louder as seconds went on.
"Greatest Reality TV Show Host, my ass!" JR rolled his eyes again, "He should've been better off in prison!"
"Oh, sure you would like that, JR!" Tazz groaned to JR, "But I'm sure that Chris is better off not being in prison!"
Cole angrily turned to Tazz, "Are you serious?"
"Don't listen to Tazz, Cole." The King replied to Michael, "His head's still stuffed up Chris McLean's ass as we speak."
Chris McLean continued snapping at the fans, replying to the raucous boos, "Oh really? May I remind you Anaheim Assbags that it was me that made Total Drama one of the best reality TV shows in history. I'm the one who brought joy and laughter to all of you. It was I who made sure your favorite high-rated villain contestants win Total Drama every single season...And it was I… Chris McLean who put the Drama in Total Drama that is still entertaining both the United States of America and the entire world… So you can boo me, and chant that I suck all you want, but you damn well that… I… AM… THE STAR OF TOTAL… DRAMA.. ISL–"
Before he could say that one final word however, Steven knocked the mic out of Chris's entire hands, dropping it to the mic with a big ovation from the Anaheim crowd!
"About time!" Michael Cole exclaimed.
The King agreed with Cole saying, "I agree with that, Cole!"
"That ain't right!" Tazz groaned, "That's just disrespectful!"
"It damn sure is right!" JR said, arguing with Tazz, "And McLean had it coming for a long time."
Chris attempted to get his mic back, but Steven immediately kicked it away out of the ring, leaving the host of Total Drama unable to talk. Much to the joy of the fans, and the relief of his Crystal Gem friends.
"Okay, you're done talking," Steven said to Chris's face, "If you got any sense at all, you and your friends can get the hell out of my ring and out of this arena. You're not stepping foot in that skybox either, or else, you're gonna have to deal with our other friends Bismuth, Lapis and Peridot tossing you all out the door and into the dumpster outside."
The fans cheered and laughed again for the umpteenth time, even going far to chant "Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey Goodbye" to MJF and his entire crew. Safe to say, it didn't sit well with MJF as it made him clinch his fists tightly in anger.
"I would love to see that myself." The King nodded.
Cole nodded alongside King saying, "I'm pretty sure that would make our entire night!"
Tazz then shook his head, "C'mon, it's not fair! MJF already rented the skybox for the night! Who in the hell made that decision?!"
"Excuse me, Tazz!" JR said, grouching over to Tazz. "But if you didn't get the word earlier, MJF's request to rent that skybox was denied for his behavior."
MJF's his posse were not gonna let anybody tell them what to do however. The AEW World Heavyweight Champion got up close and personal to Steven's entire face and let out a scowl so deep that it could even scare the kids at ringside, which by the way, he was doing just that in return.
"You listen to me good, you stupid pathetic afro-wearing douche!" MJF growled to the gem warrior, "I'll leave whenever I frickin' feel like it! So as the way it stands right now. Me and the rest of the posse ain't leaving until we are demanded our rightful place in this rancid, putrid diarrhea dump of an arena! I don't care if you have to sic your dumb moronic big-butted whore on me, I ain't moving nor am I going anywhere! You want to know why? Because I'm Maxwell Jacob Friedman, and I'm better than–"
After hearing MJF run his mouth off for too long, it wasn't long before Garnet snatched the mic from him and pushed MJF back so hard that he literally fell hard on his ass, forcing the rest of his posse to check up on him.
The sight of this made the fans cheer on Garnet nonstop, which left both Amethyst and Pearl smiling wide as a double-wide trailer. It also left Cole and JR sighing in relief, while The King laughed at the sight of MJF feeling appalled by what Garnet did to him not too long ago.
"Serves him damn right!" JR nodded with a smile.
"Damn it, she can't do that to the champion!" Tazz pointed out, "This is a travesty!"
"She has every right to, Tazz!" Cole angrily said to Tazz, "And MJF had that coming since the minute he opened his mouth."
The King laughed like a hyena saying, "That was so good, I kinda wished we had a replay of it in the first place!"
As MJF's crew helped him to his feet, the fans started chanting "Serves You Right!" at the AEW World Champion just to rile him up to his core. While that was happening however and once the fans had done cheering, Garnet finally took the mic from Steven's hands and exchanged words of her own to say to MJF.
"MJF, we warned you countless times what would happen if you and your posse got involved." Garnet said, warning the champion very sternly, "We wanted you to leave like a civilized person ever should, but you decided to shoot your mouth and heed our warning. The very same warning I gave to everyone not competing in the Rumble a while back. You and that pathetic posse of yours should've never come here in the first place."
The fans 100% agreed with everything Garnet had said to MJF and his crew, resulting in another round of cheers that immediately got the Anaheim crowd going.
"That was for damn sure!" Cole nodded.
"Who's the one at fault now, Tazz?" JR said to Tazz, who still found himself uncomfortable at Garnet's little message.
Tazz immediately turned to JR and said, "It's all Steven's fault for kicking MJF and his crew out of the Rumble."
"Oh, like go cry about it if that upsets you." The King scoffed to Tazz. "Either way you like it not, Steven's staying."
Garnet clenched onto the mic as tight as she could saying to MJF. "Now I'm gonna give you one more chance. Either you leave peacefully and we won't have any trouble at all or else I'm gonna have no choice but to make you leave myself."
"Oh, really?" MJF shouted to Garnet before asking, "What's the worst that you could do to me?"
As he immediately got up on his feet, Garnet unexpectedly got him with a claw above his groin region, leaving MJF crying out in pain and leaving the crowd to cheer in response to this little hold she had on him.
"Oh no!" Tazz said, shrieking in horror.
"Garnet got him with the claw!" The King chuckled.
JR nodded as he said, "Right between the legs in fact!"
MJF found himself begging in front of Garnet to let him go. But she didn't. It was there that Garnet immediately got up close and personal towards MJF's face and threatened him, "Let's just say I'm not gonna be the only person you're gonna have to deal with."
Once that threat was finally over and done with however, Garnet pointed over to the stage only for the song "Panama" from Van Halen to play on the sound speakers, leaving MJF pretty much confused on who was coming out to this theme song. It was only for a second of course until he realized he saw the words "Johnny Universe" pop up on the titantron, resulting in the entire crowd going crazy as a result!
"Wait a minute!" Cole pointed out.
JR raised his eyebrow, "Johnny Universe? Who on earth is that?!"
The King shrugged before saying, "I haven't heard of him before!"
"Hmmm, I think I've noticed this pattern..." Tazz spoke out of realization.
It wouldn't be long before this "Johnny Universe" guy came out through the curtain, revealing to be former WWE superstar, John Morrison! The crowd all popped big time seeing Johnny come out wearing what seemed to be a big red-orange latex coat with a big yellow star on the back, complete with his signature latex pants, which of course was blue just like Steven's pants was.
"Wait a minute, that's John Morrison!" JR shouted out of pure shock.
"It looks like Steven Universe has got himself a brother, it seems!" Cole exclaimed.
"Get the hell outta here! NO WAY! NO WAY!" Tazz shook his head.
*Oh yes way, Tazz!" The King said, laughing at Tazz's face, "Steven's got a little ace in the hole!
JR then nodded over to Tazz, "It looks like your little Long Island buddy will be taking a trip to Slamtown, as Johnny Universe has always said."
As MJF got back to his feet (although barely since Garnet still had the groin claw locked on him), he saw Johnny Universe get inside the ring and stare at a pained MJF with a satisfying look on his face, obviously enjoying the pain Garnet was giving to the AEW World Champion himself.
The music and the crowd's ovation eventually died down long enough for Johnny Universe to speak to MJF with a grin on his face, "Are we having a little trouble down there or what?"
MJF uncontrollably (yet painfully) shook his head much to comedic effect, much to the entire laughter coming from the Anaheim crowd themselves.
"Well it looks like Johnny's having no trouble at all!" Cole chuckled.
"I definitely can't say the same for MJF!" JR exclaimed, "Garnet's still got that claw locked in!"
Tazz pleaded to Garnet from far away, "Dang it, Garnet! Let him go!"
"Yeah, I don't think she can hear you, Tazz!" The King said, shaking his head at Tazz. "Not that she cares to begin with!"
"Hey Steven, it's been a long time since we met up with each other." Johnny said to his "kayfabe" brother. "How's my favorite little bro doing?"
"About to host this shindig of course!" Steven exclaimed to Johnny. "And seeing MJF get clawed for the fun of it!"
"Ah, I can already tell." Johnny Universe said to Steven, "I've heard that you and your Crystal Gems friends are gonna be my neck of the woods."
Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl immediately nodded over to Johnny Universe, who did a little wink over to them in return.
"Well little bro, I can already tell you're gonna do a damn good job as a host." Johnny smiled over to Steven, all before smirking to MJF. "All except for you Mr. AEW World's Paper Champion, your Beauty and The Beast wannabe assistant with the glasses, the rest of your cold-hearted lackeys you call business partners, and of course MJF's Long Island orange-headed annoying butt-kisser on the commentary table."
The fans couldn't help but laugh at that remark, so did Amethyst and Pearl as they were having a kick at Johnny insulting the rest of MJF's posse on national TV. Even Cole, JR and the King couldn't help but laugh as well.
"Yeah, that's definitely true!" The King nodded.
JR nodded as well saying, "I can vouch for that, King!"
Tazz got immediately pissed off by those comments saying, "I swear I would've choked his ass out for talking trash about me or MJF!"
"Yeah, good luck with that, Tazz! " Cole chuckled a bit. "But you're pretty much doomed to fail like your team's doing right now!"
"If I remember correctly, Cole, Team Tazz broke up last year after losing possibly their 100th match in AEW!" The King laughed, possibly rubbing it in Tazz's face.
"I was there when it happened, King!" JR said to his partners, "And boy was it enjoyable!"
"I can't believe I have to sit next to pricks like these…" Tazz grumbled in anger, all while crossing his arms.
Once Amethyst, Pearl and the fans were all done laughing however, the camera got a good close-up at MJF's face, which was now gritting his teeth in both pain and anger combined. Thankfully for him however, Garnet finally managed to let him go, leaving MJF to tend to his little swimsuit region in pain. This left Rosabella to grab the microphone in hand and do the speaking for the AEW World Heavyweight Champion himself.
She mistakenly got up in Johnny's face and said, "You have some nerve to show up here and poke insults at a true world champion like MJF. What in the hell did he do to deserve this kind of punishment coming from this stupid big-butted bimbo standing right here?"
This little insult didn't take too well for Garnet to take, which forced the Crystal Gem warrior to take a step forward towards Rosabella, only for Johnny, Amethyst and Pearl to hold her back for a bit all while the fans booed in response. No doubt Steven didn't take lightly to Rosabella insulting the Crystal Gem who has always been a mother to him either.
"Has Rosabella lost her gosh dang mind?" The King's eyes bulged in shock.
Cole shook his head saying, "I think she's asking for her own grave!"
"That's just ridiculous!" Tazz replied, "I think Rosabella's telling the entire truth about Garnet having a big butt."
"Seriously, Tazz! Are you signing your own death warrant?!" JR turned to Tazz in shock. "Because that is exactly what's gonna happen to her and your buddy."
The King also turned to Tazz very angrily, "Have you not taken what I said about Garnet to heart? Or are you just plain stupid?"
As the fans kept on booing however, Rosabella turned out and spat venomously towards the crowd, "Shut your mouths, right now! You pathetic Duck loving, pot-smoking, barefoot hippie losers!"
That small insult she made to the crowd absolutely did NOTHING to stop them from booing Rosabella out, even going so far to chant "You're a slut" to her just to piss Rosabella off entirely. This immediately forced her to respond to a couple of middle fingers in response.
"I'm guessing the crowd's speaking their mind today!" The King pointed out.
Tazz hit his own forehead in frustration saying, "This is just damn disrespectful! She's no slut, she's a freakin' human being!"
"She's the one who started all of this in the first place, Tazz!" JR growled back to Tazz.
Tazz just muttered, "I really wish JBL was here with me, he would tell you guys to shut it."
"Well, he's not here so get the hell over it!" Cole replied in return, thereby shutting up Tazz.
Once the chanting finally died down, Rosabella calmed herself down while speaking onto the mic, "Now if you bums are done with your pointless chanting towards me, I'm here to say that I'm sick and tired at the five of you treating MJF here like he's some sort of criminal! This guy did nothing wrong! All he wanted to do was watch this event with his friends, and all the rest of you heartless bastards are stomping on his rights to do what a thoughtful champion would do! Damn it, he's got rights! He's got seniority! He's got–"
Before she could say more however, Pearl immediately snatched the mic from Rosabella's entire hands, leaving the crowd to cheer in relief once again. It was clear that the crowd and Pearl obviously had enough of Rosabella running her mouth.
"The only thing MJF HAS is balls the size of a peanut itself!" Pearl snapped back to Rosabella, who found herself offended. "It's very clear that the rest of us fans had just about enough of this scumbag's little nuts and you for one day."
The fans immediately yet directly began a chant of "little nuts" pointed around MJF, who was still trying to desperately recover from the groin claw still caused by Garnet herself.
"Hey, come on, that's not funny!" Tazz groaned in response to the chant.
"I actually think it is, Tazz!" The King chuckled, "MJF does exactly that."
JR nodded in front of The King, "I think he's still holding them in!"
"Looks like it from here!" Cole nodded as well.
The fans died down for the umpteenth time long enough for Pearl to say to Rosabella, "So if I were you and your pathetic posse, you can either leave like we told you a while back before or worse enough, we'll make sure MJF leaves this arena with no balls left in him at all!"
Steven, Johnny and Amethyst found themselves laughing their ass off, alongside the rest of the fans who found themselves chanting Pearl's name over and over again just to rile MJF's posse up one more time.
"I think that could definitely be a promise!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz felt a big gulp through his throat saying out of fear, "C'mon, there are kids watching this!"
The King replied out of spite to Tazz, "I think they're probably old enough to handle what they're watching."
Before Rosabella could say anything else, Chancellor Neighsay took the mic for himself, mostly to stare at Johnny with a sneer on his face.
"I will not let you threaten this man's life for these sick-minded man-children sitting in this audience!" Neighsay replied, much to the fans' annoyance. He immediately heard the fans boo loud enough for Neighsay to snarl at the crowd, "SILENCE… you liberal halfwits will show respect for this man's entire life even if you like him or not!"
It didn't take too long for the fans to boo louder at the Chancellor, who immediately plugged his entire ears just to drown out the raucous sound hurting his eardrums at this point. It was very clear that the fans didn't care for Neighsay at all, and they showed exactly why.
"Of all of MJF's posse, why must this jerk be allowed to say anything? '' JR said, facepalming in response.
The King shook his head saying, "If anything else, I think he shouldn't say anything at all."
"This is exactly why I support taking away your right to vote, because you all always vote for the most ridiculous heathens that ever exist." Chancellor Neighsay said with disgust. "It is exactly why I'm against Miss Princess Twilight's teachings of friendship. They don't mean anything but the foulest kind of crap I've ever had the displeasure of seeing."
His little insult about Twilight Sparkle didn't take too kindly to everyone in the audience, who started chanting "You Suck" over and over again to Neighsay, who yet again plugged his ears in an attempt to drown out the booing noise.
This made Chancellor Neighsay glare out in front of the crowd saying, "You annoying miscreants clearly don't understand or even care when to be quiet, don't you! That's why if I was in charge of Twilight instead of that disgusting harlot Celestia, I would teach her to rule with an iron fist, not a stupid velvet glove!"
Hearing what he said made Steven, Johnny, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl cringe in nothing but anger on both this outside and inside. And so did the fans as well, who all flipped off to Neighsay in return.
"This is absolutely disgusting!" Cole said, cringing as well.
JR shook his head saying, "Somebody strip that microphone off of him now!"
"You all know that's the truth!" Neighsay said to the angry fans. "I would teach Twilight to the point where she would show you all tough love, obedience and authority my way, because that's how I–"
Before he could continue however, Johnny Universe snatched the mic out of his hands and said to him up close and personal with a sneer on his face, "I've gotta tell ya, Neighsay! For somebody who wants to be in charge of a school of Friendship, you really give all other ponies a bad name."
Steven, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl all nodded in agreement, while the entire crowd all cheered for the thousandth time so far.
"Isn't that the truth!" JR nodded.
"The honest truth if I say so myself!" The King nodded as well, agreeing with JR.
"Oh, and Johnny's one to talk, himself!" Tazz said, rolling his eyes.
Cole rolled his eyes as well, only to say to Tazz, "I don't want to know what you're talking about from that statement."
"I'm pretty sure no one cares what Tazz thinks!" The King chuckled.
"You know what else, Neighsay?" Johnny raised his eyebrow. "The way you're talking reminds me of one of America's most disgraceful Presidents of all-time, that orange-faced loser known as Donald Trump!"
Neighsay didn't take that insult very lightly, being referred to as a certain billionaire-turned-disgraced politician. Once again, Steven, Amethyst and Pearl found themselves laughing in return, much to Neighsay's disgust and annoyance coming from himself.
"I think Neighsay's looking very pissy!" The King pointed out with a laugh.
JR laughed as well saying, "Maybe his feelings got hurt tonight!"
"That could be the case!" Cole nodded.
With the fans still rallying around him, Johnny went in front of Neighsay's face and said with another smirk, "You know the similarities between you and Trump have just one thing in common: You both love to lose."
"Oh, I heard that!" JR chuckled a bit, all while the fans cheered for Johnny once more.
"Indeed, that's exactly what happened in 2020!" The King exclaimed. "I think he's still feeling the sting!
Cole nodded yet again before agreeing with the King, "Definitely no collusion in that fact!"
Tazz didn't say anything unfortunately, since he had no words to support Neighsay knowing that he was the only one of MJF's posse who he didn't like.
That's when Odalia Blight decided to take the mic herself. But before she could get in even one word however, Amethyst knocked the mic down to the floor, much to a whole lot of delight from the Anaheim crowd.
Amethyst then turned to the Crystal Gems and Johnny saying, "Alright guys, sorry for doing that, but after hearing the bullcrap coming out of their mouths, I think the reason I came out here in the first place is to do one thing: KICK SOME ASS!"
The fans all cheered for this little display in return, leading to a big "Amethyst" chant that once again for the thousandth time riled up MJF and his little group of friends
"That is why I'd like to finally make my announcement, " Amethyst said to the crowd before turning to Steven yet again, "So if you guys won't mind me, I am here to announce that I… will be competing in this 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble match!"
Hearing this shocking announcement made the fans erupt out of their seats, cheering so loud that the entire arena started a little bit of a mini earthquake due to the loud noise the entire Anaheim crowd was making. The commentators (except for Tazz by the way) found themselves very delighted and satisfied with what they heard coming out of Amethyst's lips themselves.
"This Rumble just got very interesting, guys!" The King exclaimed with anticipation.
"Indeed, it did!" Cole nodded. "Amethyst is now in the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble!"
"This is nuts!" Tazz shrieked out in return, "All they're gonna do is screw out the more deserving talent in favor of Amethyst here! I'm calling favoritism!"
JR immediately rolled his eyes at Tazz's comment, forcing him to angrily turn to Tazz saying, "What in the hell are you talking about, Tazz?"
"Nobody cares what he's talking about, JR." The King said to JR. "Let him believe all the conspiracies he wants."
As the crowd noise died down yet again, Steven patted Amethyst in the back saying, "Well Amethyst, you totally took the words out of my mouth right there."
"I'd say that would totally bring us back to our glory days, when the three of us dominated both Lucha Underground and Beach City Underground Wrestling." Johnny said to his friends with a smile.
It had now gotten to a point where MJF was now flaming red in the face, therefore reaching his limit when it came to his anger.
So as he finally recovered from that little groin claw incident, MJF growled to the fivesome with a hint of rage, "ALRIGHT… ENOUGH ALREADY… I'VE HAD JUST ABOUT OF YOU FIVE MAKING A F***ING JOKE OF ME!"
The fivesome of Steven, Johnny, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl found themselves flinching a little due to the extreme anger in his voice. It was so deafening that the entire soundsystem came very close to exploding in contact.
MJF hardly cared about anyway as he continued to shout, "NOW ALL OF YOU G*****N BITCHES ARE GONNA SHUT YOUR F***ING MOUTHS, KEEP THEM SHUT… THAT ESPECIALLY INCLUDES YOU THREE A**HOLES ON THE COMMENTARY TABLE RIGHT THERE…. AND YOU ARE ALL GONNA LET ME SAY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, AND NONE OF YOU ARE GONNA SAY S***!"
Much to MJF's sudden surprise however, the fans finally found themselves silent. Obviously scared because of the combined anger, hatred and rage that was left around MJF's face and voice combined. It even left the commentators cringing on the inside as well.
"Geez, what the hell's wrong with that guy?" JR yelped a little bit.
Tazz shook himself very scared saying, "I don't know, but I think I just wet myself."
Cole replied in unison, "I don't blame you, Tazz. He's this close to having a heart attack! No offense, King!"
"None taken," The King nodded, "Although he'd be lucky to survive this one like I did!"
MJF soon found himself calmed down long enough to say to his posse, "Sorry if you all had to see me like this, but I say for all you friends when I have to say with utmost respect… ATTACK!"
That one loud simple word made it more than enough for Rosabella, Chris, Chancellor Neighsay and Odalia to charge toward Steven, Johnny and Crystal Gem friends in an all-out attack. But before they could throw out that first hit though, Steven, Johnny, Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl found themselves fighting back with the first shot to the face, followed by a series of flurries that forced MJF and the rest of his posse to back away to the ropes!
"Oh boy, we've got a tussle going on!" The King shouted.
"Yeah, it's time to get some!" Tazz exclaimed, possibly cheering on MJF and his crew, "Lay onto them, guys!
"I don't think they're gonna have any luck, Tazz." Cole said, shaking his head.
"Just as I thought," JR replied, "MJF and his posse's little plan is backfiring on them."
MJF's posse were getting owned from head to toe as Chris, Neighsay and Odalia found themselves scurrying under the ropes realizing those painful punch shots was too much for them to take, therefore leaving MJF and Rosabella all alone in the ring while his posse all ran off retreating back to their limo.
The current AEW World Heavyweight Champion got up to his feet long enough for Steven, Johnny and Amethyst to triple team MJF and Rosabella together with Amethyst morphing into her Purple Puma appearance, which left MJF begging for mercy. Rosabella, on the other hand, pleaded alongside him as well, obviously scared of the pain that Steven, Johnny and the Crystal Gems were about to put on them.
"MJF, get the hell out of there!" Tazz shouted from his announce table.
JR turned to Tazz with a shout, "You already know damn well he can't hear you!"
"It looks like their luck is about to run out in the worst way possible." Cole pointed out.
"Yeah, totally!" The King nodded, agreeing with Cole.
The fans were on a big frenzy seeing MJF and Rosabella about to get their just desserts in a matter of time. But as all of this was going down however, all of MJF's posse were at the limo yelling at both MJF and Rosabella to leave the ring and get back into their car, only to no avail considering how far they were from the stage all the way down to the ring. And the fact that their limo is long gone!
"Hey, come on guys!" Tazz cried out to the posse, "MJF is your boss, why aren't you guys helping him?"
"They don't want to get in the ring knowing what Steven, Johnny and the Crystal Gems are capable of!" JR said to Tazz.
"Dang it, this is unfair!" Tazz said, whining like a baby.
"Why don't you go and help him, Tazz?" The King smirked over to Tazz. "Since you enjoy kissing his ass nonstop!"
Cole said with a chuckle, "I'd love to see that."
All of the pleading MJF and Rosabella did would be never enough to spare then unfortunately. Before any of the two could react at the slightest, Amethyst charged right at them with a double spear, which knocked both MJF and Rosabella out of her shoes literally! Heck, the spear was so violent that it literally knocked Rosabella's glasses out of her face and sent them flying!
"Bah gawd, what a spear!" JR shrieked loudly.
"It's not right, Rosabella didn't do anything to deserve that." Tazz shook his head.
Cole turned to Tazz with a nod, "You know deep down she did, Tazz!"
The King smirked yet again, "That's what she gets for stealing Apple's prince!"
"Oh come on, King!" Tazz groaned in response, "That was nearly a decade ago! Can't you just let it go already?!"
"Tell it to the Ever After High fanbase, Tazz!" JR said, rolling his eyes to Tazz.
With his lovely assistant down and out, MJF was surrounded by Steven, Johnny and the Crystal Gems like the scared little puppy he was now becoming. He already took a spear a while ago, but unfortunately for MJF, the spear that he suffered from Amethyst was gonna be the tip of the iceberg.
"Just look at MJF, pleading like a little dog losing his tail." The King rolled his eyes, not feeling sorry for the AEW champion himself.
"How pathetic is this?" JR shook his head. "This is the AEW champion we have?"
Cole nodded to JR, "Unfortunately, we do. Although I got a feeling he's not feel like a champion tonight!"
Tazz in a last-ditch effort, shouted over to MJF's posse from his table, "DAMMIT, SAVE HIM ALREADY!"
"You really think they're gonna listen? Or even hear your pleas?" JR said to Tazz.
"MJF is done for, deal with it!" The King snarled in front of Tazz.
Much to Cole, JR and King's shock however, the threesome of Chris, Neighsay and Odalia furiously rushed out their limo and ran down ringside only to stop once they saw MJF getting picked up Gorilla Press style by the five-some of Steven, Johnny and the Crystal Gems.
"Uh-oh, I think it's time for take-off!" The King quickly pointed out.
"It is time for MJF to blast off again!" JR said, making a Team Rocket reference.
Tazz shouted to MJF's posse yet again, "What the hell are you guys just standing there for?
"I really think they don't want any part of this!" Cole shook his head in safety.
The fans were standing from their seats far enough to see MJF launch over the top rope and land on top of the foursome, resulting in one big pile that left the entire Anaheim crowd right on their feet in return!
"Talk about a pile!" JR exclaimed.
"Yeah, a pile of trash is more like it!" The King nodded, agreeing with JR.
"Either way, MJF, Rosabella and the rest of their posse are checked out for the night!" Cole nodded as well, "Good riddance to bad trash."
Tazz whined yet again. "I hate this so much!"
"Oh well, that's just your loss, Tazz!" JR replied.
Once all the fans were done cheering their asses off though, the song "Carry On Wayward Son" by Kansas played yet again immediately as a way to close out the long, grueling segment that had just occurred. It was also at the same time the cameras closed in at a conversation that Johnny and Steven were having up close and personal that was close enough for the fans to hear.
"Well Steven, I'd say that was one hell of a ride they took to Slamtown." Johnny said to his kayfabe brother with a wink.
Steven nodded in unison, "I agree. Now we can finally get down to the good stuff."
As the the Two Universe Brothers and the Crystal Gems all high-fived each other in return, they took the time to relish in the cheers being given to then by the crowd, who continued chanting Steven's name nonstop to the fact where they were tired to do so anymore
"Well, I can safely say that this Rumble is in mighty good hands here! " JR nodded with satisfaction.
"Indeed, JR!" The King nodded as well, "I see no problems here tonight!"
"And it's definitely gonna stay that way!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz whined yet again, "Come on now! This isn't fair! What about MJF?!"
"Oh blah blah, the world is unfair!" JR growled over to Tazz. "Do yourself a favor and suck it up, Tazz! While you're at it, you can sit down and relax as the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble is about to go underway!"
"I can't wait, JR!" The King said with anticipation yet again.
Tazz once again took in a groan saying with such sarcasm, "I can hardly contain myself…"
Cole turned to Tazz without any resistance, "I heard that, Tazz! Anyway, we'll be right back after these commercials so stick around! You're watching the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II!"
The cameras immediately blacked out with the last thing shown was the image of Steven, Johnny and The Crystal Gems celebrating with the fans at ringside. But however, the cameras switched over to the locker room where a certain villainous couple were watching every bit of what just happened on their TV screen. To no one's surprise however, this villainous couple turned out to be nothing more but both Alejandro and Heather from the Total Drama series. To be honest however, they were beyond pissed off and agitated coming from the scary looks on their faces. They were so frightening they could scare off rabid dogs in the distance.
Alejandro clenched onto the TV screen angrily as he could, saying with such venom in his voice, "That stupid little chihuahua thinks he's so frickin' clever!"
"If that worthless little boy thinks that we're gonna allow his stupid Crystal Gem Fusion friend to stand in our way, ruin our plans and cost us the Rumble, he's got another thing coming." Heather said with her arms crossed.
"I guarantee you that's not gonna happen, mi amor." Alejandro smirked to her in an evil embrace. "We will make sure that no matter what happens in that match, we will walk away with that million dollars in hand. And if none of us can't have it, we will also make sure none of those worthless scumbags get it either!"
"I hope you'll come up with a plan for us." The queen bee smirked evilly to him.
Alejandro then caressed her face with a sinister smirk, "I guarantee you, my beautiful rose, they won't see what I got planned."
Before the two could even think about kissing though (EW), the cameraman standing beside them respectfully spoke out to both the villains, "Um, could you two not think about kissing? I already lost three pounds throwing up at the sight of you two."
Alejandro turned to the camera man, "That is none of your business what we do! Be gone! As a matter of fact though…"
Just like that however, Alejandro found the indecency to reach around the camera and turned it off, therefore already ending the quick segment.
Yeah, I had to cut that little kiss part out of this chapter. Obviously because I just legit can't stand AleHeather. No offense to those who like them, but I don't know, just the sight of them two together makes me shrivel up from the inside in a very unpleasant gut-cringing way. So yep, that's more than I can pretty much explain.
Anyway, this was just part one by the way. Part 2 is when the Rumble will truly begin. So make sure you all stay tuned until the next chapter. That's when the good stuff begins. Anyway, don't forget to read, review and carry out some feedback if you want since that helps a lot. Until next time, stay fresh and clean, dudes and dudettes.