Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 3: The Rumble Begins, Part 2
As soon as the commercial finally came to an end however, the camera immediately shifted back to the commentary table where Good Ol' JR, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Tazz and Michael Cole were sitting. However they didn't prove to be alone though as the show's main host, Steven Universe, also happened to join the foursome as well on commentary.
"Hello everyone and welcome back to the 2nd annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble!" JR said to the camera, "As you all know, I'm good ol' JR Jim Ross, and standing before me as always is Jerry "The KIng" Lawler, Michael Cole and of course with no surprise to all of us, Tazz."
"Hey, thanks, JR." Tazz smirked over to JR.
"We're only being sarcastic, Tazz." JR said, rolling his eyes.
"That's not all, gentlemen." Michael Cole shook his head before replying, "We're also gonna be joined by the host of the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II himself, Steven Universe, He'll also be on commentary with us as well!"
"Feels great to join you all," Steven said to the commentary team, all before sitting alongside The King. "I'll tell you, we've got 160 competitors getting ready for the fight of their life with a million right on the line. And the best part is that yours truly gets to present that prize to the winner. And did I mention Garnet is a special enforcer? I'm pretty sure I did."
"Oh, we know you did." The KIng chuckled a bit, "I bet the sight of her is making Tazz wet himself!"
Tazz then pointed to the King, "Now you can't prove that!"
"Maybe until after the Rumble that is." Cole smirked to Tazz before replying to the camera, "With that being said, let's go to ringside to Justin Roberts for the festivities!"
After Michael Cole was finished talking to begin with though, the camera positioned itself around ringside to get a good look at the other ring announcer, Justin Roberts, who began to speak on the mic right away.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the special guest ring announcer for the Second Annual Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble…. Hall of Famer… MICHAEL BUFFER!"
All of a sudden, a round of applause had broken all around the arena, watching as the entire Anaheim crowd all cheered for the man who had now stepped inside the ring, which just happened to be legendary ring announcer, Michael Buffer.
"Definitely one of the greatest voices to do it in that ring." JR pointed out.
Tazz said with a smirk, "Yep, no one does it better than Bruce!"
"Um, Tazz, that's Michael Buffer, not Bruce." Cole said, correcting his idiot of a broadcast partner.
Tazz backed away from Cole saying, "Sorry, I swear he looks like Bruce."
"Seriously? Just shut it, Tazz!" The King said, raising his eyebrow to Tazz.
After the crowd eventually died down, Michael replied out loud, "Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the second annual Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble! Now, here are the rules: In this event, there are 160 characters, one ring. The first entrants who drew numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 will start in this very ring. Under the Casino Battle Royal rules, other characters will join the match in groups of five every 2 minutes in the order that they drew. This will continue until all 160 cartoons have entered the match. In this rumble, it is every cartoon for themselves. No friends, only foes. There are no pinfalls, no submissions, no count outs, and no disqualifications. Elimination occurs when a character is thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the floor. The character that is the last one standing in this ring after all 159 characters have been eliminated will be the winner of the Royal Rumble, and will receive a grand prize of one million dollars and will be named Greatest Cartoon Character of All Time!"
The crowd all took in another standing ovation, already feeling pumped for the entire Rumble action to begin. No doubt Michael Buffer felt the same too.
"And now this time has arrived, 160 characters will enter this ring, and only one will win the Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble II." Michael Buffer said with a small pause, "ARE YOU READY?"
Yet again, cheers began to erupt. Although a bit lower in Michael's mind. He felt that the noise wasn't loud enough for him to hear. So he had to try again in order to get the crowd ecstatic.
"Honda Center, Anaheim, California… ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY?"
This time, the crowd began to erupt louder than ever. Which immediately made it more than enough for Michael to give that loud reaction his seal of approval. The ovation would soon die down long enough for Michael Buffer to let out his signature catchphrase:
"And now, for the sold out 19,000 in attendance here at the Honda Center, and for the millions watching around the world…. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN….. LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!"
That one single shout coming from Michael Buffer's lips immediately shook the entire arena apart with a tsunami full of cheers and fanfare. It now made them more anticipated than ever, especially since they waited with bated breath on who would get the first entrant. They didn't know if it was gonna be somebody they loved or hated, but whoever it was, they were gonna react and they were gonna react HARD.
"I wonder who this might be?" JR raised his eyebrow, finding out for himself.
But then, all of a sudden, Andrade's theme song from AEW began to play out full-blast for everyone to hear, only for the fans to see the first entrant come out through the curtain to a violent round of boos! It was very clear as a summer's day who this first entrant coming out for the match was. He had slicked back dark brown hair, tanned skin, a soul-patch around his chin, a white tank-top that was covered by an open-collar red t-shirt, tight black jeans and snakeskin boots. And not to mention the familiar bull necklace wrapped around his neck. It was no surprise who this first entrant was just by the looks of him!
"Well isn't this a surprise!" The King said, chuckling a bit in satisfaction.
"You've said it, King!" JR nodded, agreeing with King. "You talk about surprises, our first entrant in this matchup is none other than the man Steven Universe fought in the final two at the last Rumble!"
Steven Universe immediately stared him down before saying to JR, "Yeah, and I tossed his bloody and bruised butt behind out of a million dollars."
"Introducing first, from the Total Drama series… the Arch-Villain, Alejandro Burromuerto!"
Entrant #1: Alejandro Burromuerto (Total Drama)
Cole pointed out first-hand from far away saying, "That look on his face says it all. Now we definitely know why he was angry in the pre-show interview he had."
"Damn it, this isn't right at all!" Tazz groaned in agony, "What the hell did Alejandro even do to deserve this? Did he get drawn this number as a way for the people in the back to conspire against him?"
JR looked at Tazz with a raised eyebrow, "Why in the heck are you asking, Tazz? He drew this number fair and square, and now he's got no choice but to suck it up and get over it!"
"Yeah, well MJF was right," Tazz scoffed, "I bet Steven did this just to stick to him and favor others over him!"
The King growled over to Tazz angrily, "You shut your mouth, Tazz! It never had anything to do with Steven, it was all fair and the numbers were not in Al's favor."
Steven looked over to Tazz and said, "Besides, if you don't like how the Rumble's gonna go tonight, I would have done this whole crowd a favor and pick Tony Schiavone instead of you, since he actually does a better job of calling the matches!"
Cole and JR both laughed at the comment Steven made directly towards Tazz, who in return crossed his arms very angrily, grumbling in front of his amused broadcast partners.
"Oh you guys would like that, wouldn't you?" Tazz scowled to the group.
"If I was you, Tazz, I'd watch your words if you don't wanna deal with Garnet who's listening to every word you say!" The King said, all before he gestured over to Garnet standing right next to the barricade."
"Oh, I'm really scared!" Tazz rolled his eyes in an unintimidated manner.
Right as that was going on though, Alejandro took in a very small walk down the aisle, all while the loud harsh boos continued to rain down on him torrentially. He immediately got inside the ring and got a good look at Steven with a threatening scowl on his face. He wasted no time going to the ropes in an attempt to taunt Steven with such anger and venom ridden around in that evil voice of his.
"You can tell that Alejandro is livid as hell!" Cole explained, seeing the look on Alejandro's face.
"No doubt, Alejandro has evil intentions in mind after what went down several years ago." JR stated.
"I'm gonna get you after this, Steven!" The arch-villain shouted to Steven from the ring, "I don't care if you are in the Rumble or not, I will have your bloody head for everyone to show at home!"
Steven remained defiant and laid-back as ever, not feeling scared at all from Alejandro's vicious verbal insults. Garnet immediately saw what was going on, forcing her to look at Alejandro from ringside, letting the arch villain know deep down she wasn't gonna let anything violent like that happen on her watch.
"If I was Alejandro, I'd worry about what Garnet would do if he'd tried to pull anything evil or stupid." The King said, pointing to Alejandro.
Cole nodded as well, agreeing with the King as he said, "At that point, I'm only hoping Garnet hired a good amount of policemen if this clearly gets too far!"
"Oh, come on, Alejandro's too handsome to go to prison!" Tazz shook his head.
"Well he damned well deserved it for almost killing Cody Anderson," JR pointed out. "Feeding him to two sharks in the Total Drama World Tour finale is just damn well sick!"
"You make a great point, JR!" Steven nodded over to JR. "Believe me, Pearl told me the exact same thing."
While Tazz found himself muttering angrily in disgust, Alejandro immediately waited around the ring for a good few seconds until out of nowhere, the opening tune to Queen's "We Will Rock You" began to play throughout the soundspeaker, forcing the crowd into a very deep roaring frenzy. They even proceeded to clap around to the entire opening beat as if they were attending a pre-game intro to a hockey game. It definitely had that same atmosphere.
"I wonder who could make an entrance like this?" The King asked with such curiosity.
What followed next was a big puff of smoke and ice appearing in the entrance way, all followed by a pair of colorful teal and purple strobe lights flashing back and forth like a rave party. All of a sudden, the second entrant of the Rumble match appeared through the smoke wearing a teal jumpsuit with white shoulder-pads that had the old-school Mighty Ducks logo on the right side of the shoulder pad. And of course, he had the boyishly-handsome medium blonde hair that he was definitely best known for as well. The ovation he got was nothing more than earth-shattering from head-to-toe, which was expected since the entire Mighty Ducks team was actually from Anaheim themselves. No doubt it was a giant hometown pop that the second entrant enjoyed from the bottom of his burning heart.
"Well it looks like the Mighty Ducks are about to make the Quack-Attack here tonight!" JR pointed out.
Seeing the second entrant from a mile away from the ring, Michael Buffer announced loud and proud, "Introducing the individual who drew #2, from Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series… Nosedive Flashblade!"
Entrant #2: Nosedive Flashblade (Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series)
"I think Alejandro got himself screwed now!" The KIng replied, "Look who just got number #2!"
Steven smirked a little bit saying, "You talk about a coincidence, huh?"
"Well, we all remember what happened earlier today backstage," Cole informed everyone watching at home, "Alejandro and Heather had a bitter confrontation with all 6 of the Mighty Ducks, and things almost turned ugly from there."
Tazz didn't like the way this was turning out for himself though. He cringed long enough for him to say with regret, "I can't believe the bad luck Alejandro's gonna have to deal with somebody like this thug in skates!"
"Well believe it, Tazz!" JR nodded. "The Arch Villain is gonna be in for a long night, especially considering what Nosedive has in store for him."
The King nodded as well saying, "You can best be sure the gloves are gonna come off in this one if that's the case!"
He immediately took that long walk down the aisle with that hockey stick gripping hard on his left hand. Nosedive soon entered the ring only to spot Alejandro standing far away from the opposite corner, which led the youngster to point his hockey stick towards the Latin liar as if he had the urge to smack that arrogant smirk off of Alejandro's face.
"What do you think's on the mind of Nosedive, King?" JR asked The King.
"Well JR, I'm wondering if Nosedive's gonna use Alejandro's entire head as a hockey puck?" The King chuckled in return.
Steven nodded as well, "Hopefully if Nosedive gets lucky!"
"That better not happen tonight!" Tazz shook his head, disagreeing with Steven's entire comment.
Cole turned to Tazz in an agitated tone, "If he feels like it, Tazz, he just might!"
Nosedive kept on pointing his hockey stick to Alejandro long enough for the next entrant's music to play out through the sound system next, which proved to be the song "Loser" by Beck. The boos rang out yet again in time to see the third entrant come out wearing a blue football jersey, blue denim jeans, white sneakers, black dotted eyes and a haircut that looked like a combination between a flattop and a rat tail.
"Well, this is one I definitely didn't want in this Rumble!" The King groaned.
Michael Buffer watched him from afar before introducing, "Introducing the individual who drew #3, from Bobby's World… Derek Generic!"
Entrant #3: Derek Generic (Bobby's World)
JR immediately rolled his eyes while groaning, "Well, for those who may not be familiar with this character, this is Derek Generic from the classic '90s cartoon on Fox Kids, Bobby's World!"
Tazz smirked very widely, "I like this kid. He's like the best brother ever!"
"Oh give me a break, Tazz!" Cole rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"If I were to remember correctly, this happens to be Bobby Generic's abusive punk of a brother." Steven pointed out, "I don't think ANYBODY wants this troublemaker in their family."
"That's for sure, Steven!" The King nodded, agreeing with Steven. "This punk is as big of a problem child as Duncan is!"
Tazz didn't take those comments well, turning to The King with a sneer, "Hey King, I'll have you know that Duncan is an honest man who paid for his mistakes."
"Yeah, right!" JR said, rolling his eyes again. "Tell that to his lawyer."
Derek immediately ignored the boos long enough for the snobby brother to enter the ring, while at the same time the next entrant's music began playing out to a bunch of cheers. As the song "Don't Bring Me Down" by Electric Light Orchestra blared out tenfold through the titantron, a teenager with blonde hair (with purple horns) and decked out in a futuristic purple jumpsuit came out through the curtain, cracking his knuckles as he began that long walk down the aisle.
"Well, here comes a fan-favorite coming down here!" Cole pointed out.
Michael Buffer announced once more, "Introducing the individual who drew #4, from Code Lyoko… Odd Delia Robbia!"
Entrant #4: Odd Delia Robbia (Code Lyoko)
Tazz saw him up far away and said with a raised eyebrow, "I'm really not familiar with this guy."
"Probably because you've never watched Code Lyoko to begin with," Cole groaned to Tazz, "Maybe if you started watching a lot more TV, then you'll know what I'm talking about."
"I definitely remember watching Code Lyoko with Amethyst once," Steven pointed out, "It was so good she got me binge-watching for a pretty good month or two."
JR nodded before saying, "Been doing the same myself. I tell you, Steven, your friend must have good taste in TV."
"I'll take your word for it." Steven said, winking to JR.
Tazz immediately looked at Odd for another second before asking Cole, "There's something I want to know, Cole."
"Uggghh, what?" Cole groaned.
"Who in the hell names their kid Odd?!" Tazz said with a chuckle.
Cole shook his head saying, "I'm not gonna even bother asking you that…"
Odd got right inside the ring, staring down at all of the three contenders he had to deal with in that ring so far. He immediately waited with anticipation until the 5th entrant's music played out full-blast, which just immediately happened to be Rey Mysterio's old WCW theme "Psycho" by JG3. The Anaheim crowd became filled with cheers as a teenage girl dressed in a white coat-jacket with a purple chest plate around her neck, dark blue leggings, white boots, and a stylish white witch hat came through the curtain and embraced the crowd reaction they gave her.
"Welp, now we all know which number this next contestant drew in the pre-show!" JR pointed out.
"Yeah, she's gonna need a lot of luck, I can tell!" Steven nodded.
Michael Buffer then shouted out loudly, "Introducing the individual who drew #5, from The Owl House… The Good Witch of the Demon Realm, Luz Noceda!"
Entrant #5: Luz Noceda (The Owl House)
"Definitely one of the underdogs to look out for in this match." Michael Cole replied. "Of course, being one of Eda Clawthorne's most excelled pupils, the only thing you gotta watch out for his combination of speed and spells!"
Tazz then said with a smirk, "I'll tell ya, that Eda's definitely one hot-looking piece of beef jerky."
"That we can agree on for once despite your stupidity." The KIng said to Tazz.
"Well, all aside from Tazz's stupidity, we'll see how well Eda's trained Luz for this golden opportunity!" Steven smirked,
JR nodded alongside Steven, "If she plays her cards right of course, Steven."
It didn't take too long for Luz to put her hat away at ringside and slid right inside the ring, sneaking out a quick fist shot to Derek's face all before the rest of the competitors started to brawl against each other, therefore starting the event right away at the sound of the ring bell
"And here we go, gentlemen!" Cole exclaimed.
JR replied thereafter, "Remember the rules, to eliminate your opponent they must go over the top rope and both feet must touch the floor–"
"Yeah yeah yeah, we already got it." Tazz said, interrupting the hall-of-famer, "Bruce already explained the rules."
JR immediately groaned, "Tazz, for the last time, it's Michael Buffer, not Bruce!"
"Sorry, confusion got to me again." Tazz said, apologizing to JR.
Steven instantly shook his head in regret, saying to Tazz, "How in the heck did you graduate high school with IQ like that?"
"That's what I've been wondering about myself!" The King said with a chuckle.
The cameraman attempted to focus on the action anyway he could. So far, he attempted to switch back and forth between the brawl against Luz Noceda and Derek Generic, and the two-on-one encounter between Odd, Nosedive and Alejandro, who right now was busy getting choked by Alejandro right at the lower right corner.
"Looks like Alejandro's getting it rough in the opening!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz immediately panicked saying,""Oh, that's not right! That's his good kissing lips!"
"Well believe it, Tazz!" Cole nodded, "Alejandro painted a big target on his back when he cheated his way to a victory on Total Drama World Tour, and it's very clear he's got a big target here in this match!"
Steven nodded as well saying, "I guarantee you he's not gonna be catching a breath, let alone catch a break when it comes to contestants like these."
"You mean he can't even get timeouts?!" Tazz shrieked.
"I'm afraid not," The King said, shaking his head.
Back in the ring however, Derek found his chest being stomped over and over again by Luz, who immediately treated the flat-top wearing punk like a human welcome mat much to the delight of everyone watching!
"Luz is definitely walking it dry all over a defenseless Derek!" Cole replied.
"Oh great, now I don't know who's getting it worse, Derek or Alejandro?" Tazz said, rolling his eyes.
Steven then pointed out, "Well you can say that both Alejandro and Derek deserve to get what's coming to them."
"That I can agree with our host." JR pointed out as well, agreeing with Steven.
The King then wondered to himself, "I wonder which one of those two will be the first to go?"
As KIng immediately asked himself that exact question though, Luz stomped on Derek's chest one last time before she quickly moved out of the way just in time for both Nosedive and Odd to whip Alejandro towards Derek like a bowling ball, crashing onto Bobby's older brother with a THUD!
"Welp, that's a 7-10 split!" Steven chuckled.
"I think that definitely looks like a strike to me!" JR nodded.
"Those two rolled Alejandro like he was a glass bowling ball in Kingpin!" The King smirked, referring to the 1996 film.
Tazz rolled his eyes saying, "Oh real funny, King!"
"That's because it is funny." Cole replied to Tazz, talking back to him closeup.
Luz wasn't quite done with Derek however, though. She attempted to get him up only for Derek to poke her right in the eyes however, forcing out a small round of boos from the audience before he attempted to slow Luz's momentum down with a bunch of haymakers to the face.
"Uh-oh, Derek's playing dirty here!" Steven quickly pointed out.
"Oh, come on now," JR rolled his eyes, "What disrespect from the part of Derek!"
Tazz chuckled as he said,, "You call it disrespect, I call it smart strategy."
"That is no way to treat a lady!" The King said to Tazz angrily.
"Who cares what you think?" Tazz snarled to the King, "You do what you can to survive, even if it means being dirty. You don't like it, get out of this business."
Cole shook his head to Tazz saying, "I hardly think The King would do something like that."
Derek continued to pummel Luz over and over again until the sound of loud booing distracted him so bad that he took his attention off to flip back off to the crowd, who immediately chanted "You Suck" back and forth at the disrespectful youngster.
"You can hear this crowd sharing their displeasure for Derek." JR replied.
Steven pointed out, "It's no surprise he's a rude bratty turd when it comes to treating his own little brother."
"Another good point, Steven!" Cole agreed, "Everyone of the fans here tonight have a right to their own opinions, and they're showing it to Derek."
"Yeah well it's all the reasons why these fans suck, and I'm not the only one who thinks so." Tazz argued.
The King turned to Tazz saying, "Well, if you don't like them, maybe you shouldn't be here."
Before Tazz could say anything however, Derek went back to focus on Luz, only for the young witch to surprise Derek out of nowhere by grabbing his leg and lifting him up over the top ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him to an assload of cheers inside the arena!
"Looks like Derek isn't gonna be here!" Steven pointed out again.
Cole shouted loudly, "NO, HE ISN'T! DEREK IS GONE!"
"Derek is the first one eliminated from this match!" JR pointed out as well.
Tazz groaned in response, "Dammit, Derek, what the hell were you thinking?!"
"He deserved that for fighting a girl!" The King said, snapping to Tazz.
1st Elimination: Derek Generic; Eliminated by: Luz Noceda; Duration: 0:43
As soon as Derek got back up to his feet though, he immediately threw a tantrum at ringside, which was followed by a harsh kick to the steel steps in total anger.
""Sheesh, somebody get this kid and punish him." JR groaned.
"No kidding," Steven nodded to JR, "I'm thankful I don't want a kid like this dude."
The King agreed with Steven saying, "Somebody needs to ground him for life for being a punk."
The camera immediately focused back to the ring where Alejandro started to fight back right away raking Nosedive right in the eyes, all before blindsiding Odd with a poke to the eyes and ending with a big scoop slam just to put the youngster to the mat.
"All right, my man Alejandro's getting back in this!" Tazz exclaimed, cheering for the latin liar.
"Good luck, Tazz." JR said, scoffing at Tazz very sarcastically, "He's gonna have to deal with all 148 other people."
"Hopefully someone will be lucky enough to put Alejandro in his place!" Cole replied.
Steven nodded alongside Cole saying, "I guarantee you he won't be put in first place, that's for sure.
"I hope you're right, Steven!" The King nodded as well.
Luz tried her attempt to stop Alejandro right in her tracks, only for Alejandro to boot her right in the gut and surprise her with a big vertical suplex.
"Oh, that didn't go well for Luz." JR shook his head.
That wasn't the end though as Alejandro managed to get Luz right up for another vertical suplex, therefore paying tribute to legendary WWE hall-of-famer Eddie Guerrero. However, it didn't work on his side knowing the rest of the fans all booed at this little display Alejandro was doing.
"Wait a minute, he's doing the Three Amigos!" Tazz exclaimed, "Paying homage to Eddie Guerrero! I love it!"
"Oh give me a break!" Cole rolled his eyes, "That's nothing but disrespect!"
The King agreed with Cole saying, "I agree, nobody's buying it, Tazz!"
Tazz rolled his eyes in return, "Oh, sure, you don't find it a problem when the guys YOU like are doing it! Why not Alejandro?!"
Before JR could answer that question however, Alejandro attempted to get Luz up for another third vertical suplex only for Luz to surprise Alejandro with a gut shot, followed by a swinging neckbreaker that immediately put Alejandro down!
"Welp, no third suplex for Al here!" JR exclaimed.
"Luz managed to turn things around in her favor!" The King pointed out.
"Gimme a break," Tazz rolled his eyes, "She just legit ruined the moment."
As the rest of the commentators including Steven continued to ignore Tazz, Luz attempted to drag Alejandro's lifeless body close towards the ropes in order to throw him out, only for the winner of Total Drama World Tour to latch onto the ropes tightly in order to keep himself inside the ring at all times.
"Luz gonna try to attempt another elimination here it seems!" JR exclaimed.
"It's not gonna work, guys," Tazz said, shaking his head. "Alejandro's clinging onto the ropes like a spider monkey."
Steven scoffed out in response, "Yeah, a big dumb spider monkey at best."
Realizing that Alejandro immediately hooked his own legs right around the middle ropes, Luz obliged by stiffening up Alejandro's entire back with big forearm shots in attempt to make the Latin liar's back feel more tender and vulnerable in the process!
Steven pointed out right away, "Smart move for Luz, going right after the back!"
"I guarantee you that target is still painted on him!" Cole exclaimed.
After she was finished unloading a pair of forearm shots to the back (she hit him around seven times), Luz then hopped on Alejandro's entire back and cracked him in half with a backstabber all the way down!
"Luz Noceda with a backstabber!" JR replied.
"Reminds me a lot like Carlito back in those days!" The King pointed out. "Guess Alejandro's not looking cool as ever."
Tazz shook his head in protest, "This is not fair to Burromuerto, I'm telling you."
"It is pretty much fair in this Rumble, Tazz!" JR said to Tazz.
Meanwhile, as Luz continued to work on Alejandro and Nosedive attempted his best to get Odd over and out in the upper left turnbuckle, the Royal Rumble clock immediately appeared on the titantron indicating that the next five entrants were about to enter the match in no time. This made the fans stand up right to their feet in curiosity to see who those five entrants were going to be.
"We got the next batch of contestants ready to come out!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Indeed we do, Tazz!" Cole nodded, "Who has drawn entries 5-10? We're gonna find out right about now!"
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
*BZZT!*
Entrant #6: Duncan (Total Drama)
After the buzzer was heard out all across the arena however, the song "Reach For The Sky" by Social Distortion began to play out in the sound system all while a teenager with his signature green Mohawk and dressed in a black t-shirt (with a skull labeled on top of it), tealish-blue jeans, and red Chuck Taylor sneakers immediately came out through the curtain to a shower of boos that weren't quite loud to the ones Alejandro was getting, but was still bad nonetheless.
"Well, you talk about an early entrant you didn't expect to show up here!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz immediately rolled his eyes again, "Oh, that's just perfect. I bet Steven gave him that number on purpose."
"Are you kidding me?" Steven said, snapping at Tazz angrily. "I never had anything to do with that. He drew that number fair and square!"
"Well, either way you look at it, Duncan from the Total Drama series is the 5th entrant entering this match!" Cole replied.
"Don't listen to anything Tazz says, Steven!" The King said to Steven, "He's just upset because of what you, your brother Johnny and the Crystal Gem did to his buddy MJF."
As Duncan still began walking down that aisle though, the song "Fight The Power, Pt. 1" by The Isley Brothers began to play in the sound system next, which was followed by the appearance of an old black man with white hair, glasses, white T-shirt, green jacket, black dress shoes and blue jeans. Unlike Duncan however, this next entrant actually had cheers coming from the Anaheim crowd themselves, who were busy bringing in a "Granddad" chant over and over again in order to pump the 7th entrant up.
Entrant #7: Robert "Granddad" Freeman (The Boondocks)
"I think we're about to go back to the hood tonight!" Tazz quickly pointed out.
"And returning from the last Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble is Robert Freeman, better known as Granddad from The Boondocks!" Cole exclaimed.
The King immediately replied with a big gulp, "I hate to wonder who's gonna get the bad end of his belt?"
"I guarantee you nobody wants to be, King." JR said to the King.
While Granddad continued to walk down the aisle though, the next song that played on the titantron after "Fight the Power, Part 1" was "Animal (F**k Like A Beast)" by W.A.S.P., which played to another round of cheers from the Anaheim audience. The cheers grew even more when they saw a green-skinned teenager in a dark-magenta/black jumpsuit enter through the curtain, ready to pump his fans up on his way down the aisle.
Entrant #8: Beast Boy (Teen Titans)
"Hey, looks like somebody's about to go beast mode!" Steven exclaimed.
"And with good reason, Steven!" Cole nodded, "It's Beast Boy from Teen Titans coming in at #8!"
Tazz then replied with a groan, "This sucks, why couldn't they get the other one from Teen Titans GO?"
"Are you serious?" JR asked, rolling his eyes.
"Nobody wants to see that crappy version of him!" The King shook his head, referring to Beast Boy.
Tazz once again groaned to the King, "Why? He's way more funny than the other guy. The other Beast Boy's way too moody because he keeps talking about his rock of a girlfriend."
"You owe Terra an apology, Tazz." Steven scowled at Tazz.
As Beast Boy continued to high-five fans all the way down the aisle though, his song was immediately cut off by the entire FOX Sports theme, which played around the soundsystem next as a female teenager with brunette hair while dressed in a red-white t-shirt with a "1" attached to the shirt red basketball shorts, athletic white socks and black sneakers came through the curtain to a bunch of raucous boos. However, this entrant obviously didn't care what kind of ovation she was getting, knowing she was hearing cheers going on in her own mind.
Entrant #9: Lynn Loud Jr. (The Loud House)
"Oh no" Cole groaned, all while facepalming himself.
"Oh yeah, Lynn-Sanity is in the house tonight!" Tazz exclaimed with anticipation, "C'mon, Cole, get up out of your feet!"
"Give us a break, Tazz!" JR said, groaning to Tazz. "Nobody around here inside the Honda Center is cheering for this sore loser!"
The King agreed with JR saying, "I'll tell you, this Lynn Loud Jr. just loves to believe in her own hype."
"That's because she lives up to the hype!" Tazz pointed out, "And I guarantee you after tonight, this crowd will believe in a superior athlete like Lynn Loud Jr. from the Loud House!"
"Well Tazz, I will remind you and my friend Garnet has pointed out to me that Lynn Loud is not as good of an athlete as you think." Steven explained. "She always pushes her teammates around just to be on top, and Lynn always has to be the star player of her team."
Tazz annoyingly turned to Steven and replied, "Sometimes you gotta push them hard just to prove a point and pump them up. Lynn's only proven to be a team leader in every sport she plays. She's like Tom Brady in every single way!"
"Oh please, all this girl cares about is proving that she's better than everyone around her." Cole rolled his eyes again.
Tazz scoffed in defense, "Oh please, those are just rumors."
JR turned to Tazz once again and groaned angrily, "May I remind you, Tazz, that Lynn Loud Jr. blamed her brother Lincoln for losing a damn softball game many years ago, and stated that he was 'bad luck' all because she couldn't accept losing."
Before Tazz could at least say anything back to JR though, he saw Lynn Loud Jr suddenly take her time posing and flexing for the booing fans, obviously long enough for the next entrant's music to play next. Strange enough, the theme that played throughout the titantron actually happened to belong to former WWE superstar, Tye Dillinger, who was now known in AEW as Shawn Spears. What followed next was the appearance of a brown-haired teenager that was decked out in a green jacket that had the number 10 written on the left side of the jacket, blue jeans and black sneakers immediately coming through the curtain to a bunch of cheers coming from the crowd themselves. Even more oddly enough, this next entrant even came out to a bunch of "Ten" chants as a result, mostly to pump him even more.
Entrant #10: Ben Tennyson (Ben 10: Alien Force)
"Oh my god, is this a coincidence or what?!" The King said with a small chuckle.
Cole nodded to King before saying, "Call it for what you will, King. Because entering #10 here in the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II is Ben Tennyson from "Ben 10: Alien Force"!
Tazz then pointed out idiotically, "Ah, he's the one with the hot sister, right?"
"If you're talking about Gwen Tennyson, Tazz, then yes." JR groaned.
"Well JR, I would more expect our friend The King to be a fan of the ladies." Steven smirked.
The King chuckled, "You've got me there, Steven!"
"Another thing I want to talk about Gwen though." Tazz uttered out.
Cole replied with a groan, "Ugh, what?"
"I heard she's got a lot of Rule34 pictures," Tazz pointed out, "Apparently, it's the ones that have her short hair."
"Don't even say what I think you're gonna say, okay?" JR said, cutting Tazz off. "Because if you do, I guarantee you that the police will have your ass with thoughts like that."
"Let's just ignore him and turn our attention back to the Rumble." Steven pointed out, refocusing what was now going on in the ring.
And what was going on in the ring right now was Duncan and Odd Delia Robbia exchanging open handed slaps to each other's chest. The little exchange between them back and forth was getting much more harder and harder with each passing chop getting much more powerful than before.
"Whoa, we got a little chop-off going!" The KIng exclaimed.
"I can honestly imagine the kind of heartburn both Duncan and Odd are gonna have here." Cole pointed out.
"You've gotta give them credit for showing their shades of Ric Flair." Steven pointed out.
JR replied with such curiosity, "Although I guarantee you someone's gonna walk out of here with Pepto Bismol after this is over!"
The chopping between both Duncan and Odd lasted another eight seconds before Duncan surprised Odd with a poke to the eyes, letting the crowd react negatively to what Duncan did. Although it wasn't compared to the annoying laughter Duncan gave Odd, just as a way to mock him.
"Ugggh, how low can you go?" Cole groaned as a result of Duncan's act.
"That-a boy, Duncan!" Tazz laughed, "That eye poke works wonders!"
JR groaned in agony, "Well, that doesn't surprise me one bit."
Odd didn't take this little scene very well coming from Duncan, truth be told.
So while Duncan wasn't looking though, Odd retaliated by taking two of Duncan's own fingers and snapped them painfully in order to make Duncan scream, much to the laughter and delight from the entire crowd
Steven took in a smirk saying, "Not laughing now, huh Duncan?"
"We sure are though!" The King chuckled.
Tazz groaned yet again, "Come on, that wasn't funny in my opinion!"
"Well if Duncan is gonna fight dirty," JR replied before adding, "Then Odd might as well do the same, Tazz!"
While Duncan is trying to recover from that eye poke, Lynn Loud finally managed to get inside the ring however, immediately going after Luz Noceda with a harsh clothesline to the back of the neck.
"Oh what a clothesline!" Cole cringed a little.
"That was picture perfect!" Tazz said, giving Lynn a round of applause from the announce table. "Look, she's been in the ring for only a second, and so far, she's tearing up the ring!"
"That looked more like a blindsided sneak attack to me!" JR snarled back to Tazz.
"Yeah, well that's a smart move in my opinion!" Tazz replied back to JR, defending his comment.
Once she literally saw Luz try to clench the back of her neck in pain, Lynn idiotically decided to pose in front of her fans, obviously doing the Ickey Shuffle much to the distaste and disgust of the fans and commentators sitting down at ringside, although Tazz was pretty much the only commentator enjoying what he was seeing so far out of Lynn herself.
"I'm winning!" Lynn shouted out victoriously. She then looked to the announce table from the ring and said to the commentators, "Did you all see that?!"
"Bravo, Lynn! Bravo!" Tazz said, clapping his ass off for the athlete.
"Well, I'm glad you're cheerleading." Cole said to Tazz, acting very sarcastically.
"This just literally makes me sick." JR muttered to himself before shouting to Lynn, "Yes, we all saw what you did. Big whoop!"
"What's the matter with you, people?" Tazz angrily growled at his commentary team.
The King then turned to Tazz and said, "We just don't like her, Tazz!"
"You just don't appreciate true talent." Tazz snarled back to The King
"You wouldn't know what true talent is if it hit you over the head." Cole shouted.
As Lynn continued to taunt however, Luz immediately got right back up and shot a death glare towards Lynn, who still had her back turned to her unfortunately. Angered by the sneak attack she did to her not too long ago, Luz ran to the ropes and toward Lynn, who got clotheslined right in the back of the head forcing her to go over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating her to a very stellar applause from the crowd!
"Well, Lynn got hit over the head, and look what happened to her!" Steven pointed out with a chuckle.
"Lynn is out of this match just like last time!" JR exclaimed, "Talk about horrible luck!"
Tazz reacted in shock, "Damn it, Lynn, you should've just stopped boasting and turned around!"
"Well that's what she gets for sneak attacking Luz from behind!" Cole said to Tazz.
The King laughed, "That's the second year that Lynn's egotistical big mouth cost her the rumble!"
2nd Elimination: Lynn Loud; Eliminated by: Luz Noceda; Duration: 1:05
Meanwhile, as Lynn got back to her feet however, she suddenly grew very pissed off at the fact that she got eliminated early again for the second time. So much so that Lynn immediately pounded the entire announce table in pure unadulterated rage, which of course scared some of the commentators in return.
"Well talk about a sore loser!" JR exclaimed.
The King felt quite startled by her behavior saying, "I bet she pretty much knows how Christian feels in that whole Invasion era!"
"Thankfully, Garnet is there to help the officials in case Lynn goes berserk." Steven replied.
The referees advised her to leave in front of her face, but unfortunately, Lynn wasn't gonna back down from them at all. Just to take out her frustrations however, Lynn immediately shoved one of them harshly down to the ground, most notably AEW referee: Aubrey Edwards!
"Damn it, what the hell's wrong with you!?" JR shouted angrily towards Lynn.
"Ohhh, geez, now Garnet is gonna have to get involved," Cole said with a big gulp, "Look at what Lynn just did."
Tazz turned to Cole and shouted, "Can you honestly blame her, Cole? She got cheated and ripped off!"
"Did you not hear the rules that were announced, Tazz?" Steven turned to Tazz before sternly adding, "Or is your heel attitude getting the best of you?!"
The King nodded as he said, "I'm gonna guess it's the latter."
Seeing what Lynn did to Aubrey Edwards forced Garnet to finally take action all over Lynn Loud Jr. herself. Once Lynn finally turned around to face her though, she looked up to see Garnet staring down angrily (Even if it doesn't look like she was really showing it) towards her in pure intimidation. The only thing Lynn was doing at this point was forming a big gulp down her throat, obviously as a sign of fear.
Cole said with a fearful shudder, "Oh boy, this isn't gonna be good."
"No doubt Lynn just made a mistake pushing Aubrey like that!" JR exclaimed.
"Oh man, I hate to be in Lynn's smelly shoes right now!" Steven said with another chuckle.
Tazz immediately shouted over to Lynn saying, "Damn it, Lynn! Get the hell outta there!"
"I'm thinking Garnet's about to do just that to Lynn!" The King exclaimed.
It wouldn't be long however before Garnet finally grabbed Lynn Loud and picked her up over her shoulders, carrying her out of ringside and back up the aisle with all of the security following them just to make sure Lynn stayed in the back at all times without causing any trouble to the matchup at all times.
"Well, there goes Lynn Jr." Cole pointed out.
Steven crossed his arms with a smile saying, "Yep, being carried out here like a fussy child. You love to see it."
Tazz said in disgust, "This sucks! Lynn shouldn't be treated like a toddler. She's frickin' 13!"
"Well if she's gonna act like a spoiled child, then damn it, she's gonna be treated like one!" JR pointed out as well.
"Speaking of which, I wonder if she needs her diaper changed?" The King chuckled.
"Shut up, King!" Tazz snapped. "She ain't Lily!"
"Well, if she was, I guarantee you she'd do a better job in this match than Lynn Jr. could!" Cole scowled to Tazz again.
"Screw off, Cole!" Tazz snapped back.
Meanwhile, as Lynn was finally being escorted out of the match thanks to Garnet though, the camera immediately got a good look at the lower left corner where Ben Tennyson was busy giving Odd Delia Robbia a 10-punch salute. The people were immediately counting down every single punch Ben was making towards Odd's head. Each one being more painful than the last.
"Well whenever Tazz is done with his little tantrum," JR said before adding, "We might as well go back to the action!"
"Yeah, and Ben's giving it a lot to Odd here!" The King pointed out.
Steven somehow noticed the position Ben got himself in at the middle rope saying, "I'm not sure if that's a smart idea by Ben though. We all remember what happened to Lex Luger in the 1995 Royal Rumble."
"You make an excellent point, Steven!" Cole replied, "Lex Luger was eliminated by Shawn Michaels in this same type of position before, so he really needs to watch his back for sure."
Unlike Lex though, Ben indeed watched his back to see Duncan behind him, ready to sneak in order to attempt an elimination.
But before Duncan could do such a thing however, Ben got off of Odd and connected towards the teenage delinquent with a middle rope body press.
"Ben made sure he didn't want the same thing to happen!" JR exclaimed.
"It was definitely smart for Ben to see what was behind him before Duncan could even connect!" Cole exclaimed as well.
As Ben began to work all over Duncan with a flurry of fists however, Nosedive found himself under the mat with Alejandro standing on top of him like a surfboard just to tick the Anaheim crowd off sitting at ringside. They got even more riled up once they saw Alejandro use one of his legs to curb stomp the back of Nosedive's head over and over again, therefore leaving Tazz with a chuckle.
"My gawd, talk about disrespect!" JR said with a scowl.
Tazz immediately laughed as he pointed out, "I think I saw that in an episode of The Three Stooges once."
"There's nothing funny about seeing one of Anaheim's best getting curb stomped by someone despicable than Alejandro!" Cole snapped to Tazz.
"It probably would be funny to see Tazz getting curb stomped like that." Steven replied, all in an attempt to stick it to Tazz.
It proved to be a mistake for Alejandro though as he had his back turned long enough for Granddad to immediately undo his belt and clench it hard waiting for the Latin cheater to turn around.
But knowing that Alejandro would do no such thing anyway, Grandad wasted no time whipping the Total Drama World Tour winner right in the back hard, finally getting Alejandro off of Nosedive once and for all.
"About time Alejandro got off of him!" The King said, sighing in relief.
Unfortunately for Alejandro though, Granddad wasn't quite finished however as the old man continued to whip him with his belt, lashing him over and over again much to the utter delight of the capacity crowd!
"Uh-oh, look at Granddad go nuts!" Cole exclaimed.
"This old man can't do that to somebody handsome like Alejandro!" Tazz pointed out before saying, "Damn it, this is an injustice!"
"I think it's more like justice to me, Tazz!" Steven said with a gentle nod.
"I agree with Steven right there." JR nodded as well, "Alejandro is being whipped like a dadgum government mule!"
With Alejandro desperately trying to recover from the painful skin-shedding lashes he was given as a result from Granddad's belt whippings, Granddad took his sweet time to taunt the crowd who were busy chanting his name over and over again.
"This little boy ain't got s**t on me and my belt, you all hear me?" Granddad said to the fans before he immediately started doing weird pelvic thrusts and yelling out, "BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!"
Cole tried his best not to hold in his laughter saying, "What on earth was that?!"
"Guess it's just Granddad being Granddad!" Steven shrugged.
"This guy is nuts," Tazz pointed out. "He should belong in a frickin' nuthouse!"
"All because he was whipping Alejandro for the fun of it?" JR said to Tazz, "You know damn well he had it coming!"
As Robert "Granddad" Freeman continued to whip and make mincemeat out of Alejandro though, he immediately looked up just at the nick of time to see Nosedive going up the top rope and hit Granddad with a missile dropkick, knocking the belt off of his hands for the time being.
"Nosedive with that big dropkick off the top!" Cole shouted.
The King immediately shook his head, "Guess that's one way to disrespect your elders!"
"What can I say? This is every man for himself we're talking about!" Steven exclaimed.
JR agreed with Steven himself saying, "Our host does have a point there!"
Meanwhile as Granddad tried his best to recover from that little out-of-nowhere attack coming from Nosedive though, the famous Royal Rumble clock began to light off once more, ticking down towards its next set of entries ready to come out at any time.
"So while the action commences, we might as well see who's drawn numbers 11 to 15!" JR said to the crowd watching at home. "Who will be entering the Rumble next?"
You talk about one heck of an introduction to the Rumble. Can't believe Lynn Jr. got shafted again for the second time. So I'm guessing she's the one with bad luck this time. #OOF
Now that I'm done talking about facts, let's go to some stats, shall we?
Entrants in the ring: 8
Entrants left to go: 150
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr.
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Nosedive Flashblade, Odd Delia Robbia, Luz Noceda, Duncan, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, Beast Boy, Ben Tennyson
Shortest time: Derek Generic (So far)
It'll be another long Rumble of course, but trust this, this is gonna be so good. You won't believe the contestants that'll be entering in this shindig. Who will be the next five entrants you ask? Tune in next chapter and find out as always! And also, don't forget to read, review and leave some feedback if you like. It always helps in the long run. Until next time, snoochie boochies!