Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 4: A Lemony-Fresh Rumble
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*BZZT*
Entrant #11: George Jetson (The Jetsons)
Once the buzzer rang out to a loud noise, the familiar theme song to The Jetsons played out to a bunch of cheers from the audience, who immediately saw a thin middle-aged man with short red hair, five o'clock shadow, white sweatshirt, green belt, blue jeans and futuristic white boots come out rushing through the curtain and high-fiving the fans on his way down the aisle.
"Hey, we're going back to the future!" The King exclaimed.
"And more the merrier, King!" JR replied to the King, "Here comes George Jetson from The Jetsons making his way at #11!"
"He's coming down there pretty fast for a skinny dude." Tazz replied, "Running on that treadmill must've done him some good."
Cole said to Tazz while rolling his eyes, "More like it did him a lot of harm than good if you watched the closing credits, Tazz."
As George continued to walk down the ring though, his theme song continued to die down only for the familiar Star Trek theme song (yes, the original one from 1966) to play throughout the sound system instead. What followed next was the appearance of a teenager with dark purple hair that dressed in a red/black sweatshirt that had the familiar Enterprise logo and usual black pants/boots entering through the curtain to yet another round of cheers from the crowd.
Entrant #12: Brad Boimler (Star Trek: Lower Decks)
"It's time to live long and prosper, guys!" Steven said, throwing down the familiar Spock hand signal.
"And no doubt Brad Boimler from Star Trek: Lower Decks will plan to prosper here in this Rumble match!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz started to scratch his head in confusion saying, "Ok, I'm certainly not familiar with this guy…"
"Figures you don't watch enough Paramount Plus in your life, Tazz!" JR said, groaning to Tazz. "And you've probably never watched Star Trek before."
"I have," Tazz said, defending himself to JR, "It's just that I never even saw him in that cartoon."
As Brad began that long run down the aisle though, the legendary Star Trek theme died down yet again only for the song "Burning Love" by Elvis Presley to play out full-blast to another good pop. It even got exciting once the next contestant came through the curtain with his signature blonde hair, dark sunglasses, black t-shirt, denim jeans and black shoes, all to complete his all-too-familiar bodybuilder fold.
Entrant #13: Johnny Bravo
"Well, looks like we got a stud coming through!" Cole exclaimed.
"Here comes one of my favorites, Cole!" Tazz exclaimed as well, "The man with the monkey, Johnny Bravo!"
"Whatever you do, Tazz, please don't do the Monkey in front of us." Steven replied to Tazz.
Tazz ignored Steven's comment right away before seeing Jerry "The King Lawler draw out what seemed to be a Mickey Mouse stopwatch from his pocket.
"Hey King, how come you got a stopwatch out?" Tazz asked with curiosity.
The King looked to Tazz and smirked, "I just want to see how long he can last without getting slapped in the face by a chick or even kicked in the nuts."
As Johnny continued his run down the ring though, the song "Cat Scratch Fever" by Pantera (not the one by Ted Nugent considering he sucks for personal reasons) began to play throughout the sound speaker next as a French teenager with shaggy blonde hair, black jumpsuit with a cat tail and a cat bell wrapped around his neck enter through the curtain to yet another tremendous ovation.
Entrant #14: Cat Noir (Miraculous Ladybug)
"Here's another entrant returning from the last Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble!" JR replied.
"By day, he's ordinary French student Adrien Agreste, but by night, he's the superhero straight out of the streets of Paris, Cat Noir from Miraculous Ladybug!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz immediately smirked saying, "Look what the cat dragged in though. I'd say that because he looks like a giant cat."
Steven said with a groan, "Be that as it may, Tazz. Don't let that costume fool you though."
"Seriously, Tazz?" The King said, snapping to the ECW legend. "I was part of the previous Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble, and I already know what Cat Noir is capable of."
While at the same time Cat Noir was running down to ringside however, the crowd immediately came glued to their feet as the song "Pizza Power" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Coming Out of Their Shells album (and the video game Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles In Time) started to play out loud as a anthropomorphic turtle dressed in a orange headband, orange elbow pads and orange knee pads came out through the curtain riding down on his trusty skateboard to a standing ovation from the entire Anaheim crowd.
Entrant #15: Michelangelo (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
"Well guys, I can say that it's Party Time with everybody's favorite pizza lovin' Ninja Turtle!" Steven pointed out.
"And one of them happens to be ¼ of the group we'll be seeing as well." Cole replied, "It's none other than Michelangelo!"
"Hope he doesn't wreck himself on the way down," Tazz replied as well, "After all, we know what happened to Nick Dean in that last Rumble."
JR then shook his head to Tazz, "I don't think you got to worry, Tazz. He's pretty much skilled at skateboarding enough to NOT be in a wreck."
"You said it, JR!" The King nodded to JR before snapping to Tazz, "And by the way, Tazz, Mikey is not like Nick Dean, where that boy breaks his leg every time he gets on his skateboard."
Steven nodded alongside the King saying, "If you ask me, what happened to Nick in the first Rumble was just bad luck."
"Well either way, we'll see what Mikey does." The King replied.
Once Michelangelo got right inside the ring however, he immediately started going to work on the contestants he was going face-to-face with. The first encounter he had after he entered the ring was Duncan, who was still trying to put his sprained fingers back in place. He couldn't get the chance to as Michelangelo smacked Duncan in the ribs with his skateboard and then smacked him again in the back, all while using that same skateboard he was riding down the aisle with.
"Talk about a wipeout!" Cole exclaimed.
"I bet that hurt worse than his breakup with Courtney!" The King said with a smirk.
Tazz didn't like what the King said though as he groaned to the hall-of-famer, "Hey, stop digging on my guy. Can't you see Duncan's trying to concentrate here?"
Before any of the announcers could speak though, Michelangelo then went right to work on Odd by whacking the youngster in the ribs with the skateboard. Then, the ninja turtle in orange set the skateboard down close to his feet, only to grab Odd in the head and nail him with a big DDT right on the skateboard itself!
JR cringed immediately, "Bah gawd, DDT right on the skateboard!"
"Yikes, that's really gonna leave a mark on his forehead for a while." Steven pointed out.
The King nodded before saying, "You're not kidding, Odd might have brain damage after this."
It wasn't long however as Nosedive immediately went after Michelangelo, trying to sneak in a quick shot of some sort. The ninja turtle saw it coming however, forcing Nosedive to stop in his tracks at the last second and exchange a face-to-face faceoff between himself and Michelangelo, which immediately got the fans cheering right on their feet watching this entire display go down.
"Whoa, we got a faceoff going!" The King exclaimed.
"This is what dream matches are made of in a Rumble match like this!" JR exclaimed as well.
Steven replied very clearly, "Two of the most energetic of their respective groups, and we are here for it."
"Yeah, I'm better off having to stare at paint than watching a duck and a turtle have a staring contest." Tazz groaned, feeling disinterested of what he was seeing.
The faceoff between Nosedive and Michelangelo didn't last long however as the two men immediately noticed Johnny Bravo standing between the both of them for some reason. Needless to say, both Nosedive and Michelangelo were confused at first.
"Oh nice, we havin' a staring contest?" Johnny said to the two before shouting, "I call the winner, he-hah-huh!"
Nosedive and Michelangelo didn't take this little interruption quite well though as they responded to Johnny the only way they knew how:
By hitting Johnny Bravo with a double superkick!
"What a double superkick!" JR exclaimed.
That double superkick made Johnny stumble so hard, he immediately bumped into somebody so burly and large coming right behind him. It didn't take too long for Johnny to turn right around and notice Beast Boy, who had transformed into a green gorilla, stand before him with a gruesome sneer written on top of his face.
"Uh-oh, Johnny better get the hell out of here!" Tazz shrieked in horror.
"I think it's gonna be too little, too late for Johnny!" The King said with a chuckle.
Not being fazed by the green gorilla one bit, Johnny smirked out to the creature, "Hey, I don't want no trouble, big man. Hey, how about you do the monkey with me and we'll call it even?"
Just to show Beast Boy he was serious about what he said, Johnny Bravo wasted no time by doing the monkey, which was flapping his arms up and down with his fists clenched tightly as ever. Even he had to admit that his little dance got a little pop from the Anaheim crowd, and not to mention Tazz, who too was dancing to the monkey as well.
"Yeah, you go Johnny!" Tazz exclaimed while dancing, "Hit 'em with that monkey!"
Cole immediately groaned in horror, "Damn it, Tazz. Sit the hell down! Nobody wants to see that!"
"You guys didn't have a problem when Booker T started dancing like an ass to Luna Loud's music!" Tazz said to his commentators.
Steven snarled over to Tazz saying, "That's because he was a better dancer than you, Tazz."
"Oh shut up, what the hell do you know about dancing?" Tazz shot back towards Steven.
"I know that Booker dances a lot better than you do." JR replied, glaring at Tazz.
Tazz then turned to JR saying, "I was talking to Steven, not you barbecue boy!"
Beast Boy, suffice it to say unfortunately, wasn't enjoying Johnny Bravo's little dance truth be told.
So he immediately cut Johnny's dance off by grabbing the back of the muscleman's hair and launching him over the top rope and onto the floor with such force, forcing the crowd to cheer loudly for that elimination!
"Well, for one, I think Johnny's dance is over!" Steven pointed out.
"That was definitely a mistake on Johnny's part!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz immediately looked on from his announce table and groaned, "Man, Bravo, what the hell were you thinking?"
"It's simple: He wasn't thinking, Tazz." The King pointed out, "And now he's gone!"
3rd Elimination: Johnny Bravo; Eliminated by: Beast Boy; Duration: 1:12
Once Johnny picked himself back to his feet however, he immediately left ringside looking all disappointed and whatnot while at the same time, the camera got a good look at Luz Noceda, who rolled through the ropes just to search for something under the apron.
"I think we may see some weaponry come into play here." JR replied.
Steven nodded in unison saying, "It's what you got to expect from a Rumble like this!"
"Maybe she's trying to hide under the apron," Tazz said with a smirk, "That would be a smart move."
Cole then said with a huge groan, "I highly doubt Luz would do something like that, Tazz."
Alejandro immediately noticed what was going on with Luz from inside the ring, proceeding to go after her just by the tug of her hair.
But when he did, Luz frantically managed to pull out a fire extinguisher, blowing cold air all over Alejandro's face in retaliation much to the delight of the entire Anaheim crowd!
"Extinguisher right to the face!" Steven shouted.
"That definitely wasn't smart thinking on Alejandro's part!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz turned to Cole and said, "Geez, you think? His pretty face is gonna freeze up!"
"I wonder if his eyebrows are gonna fall out just like his girlfriend's?" The King smirked, referring to Heather's kitchen incident from Total Drama Island.
Alejandro attempted to wipe out the rest of the cold smoke blaring throughout his face, but it was soon to no avail as it found the evil Latin hunk down on his knees.
That proved to be the perfect position for Brad Boimler to capitalize on the occasion, nailing Alejandro with a huge running Canadian Destroyer!
"And Brad connects with a Canadian Destroyer!" JR exclaimed.
"Come on, somebody needs to give Alejandro a break!" Tazz said, crying out in agony.
Cole turned to Tazz saying, "You know every single one of these competitors won't give him any, Tazz!"
"I knew it," Tazz muttered to himself, "I knew this Rumble was being played against him."
The King angrily snapped at Tazz saying, "Dang it, Tazz, it's not– oh whatever, I'm not gonna explain this to you again because you're not gonna learn anything at all if I do."
As Alejandro found himself laid out motionless on the mat however, the bad immediately got worse for him as George Jetson managed to get his hand on the Latin liar himself. And he did so by hooking Alejandro's arm around his legs and pulling Alejandro's neck back, trapping the Total Drama World Tour winner tightly with a crossface!
"George Jetson's got the crossface got locked in!" Cole exclaimed, "He's got it locked in tight!"
The King then pointed out, "It won't do him much since eliminations only count by throwing him over and out of the ring!"
"I think George already knows what he's doing, King." Steven said to the King, "And sapping all the strength out of your opponent can be effective enough to have them be thrown over out of this match!"
"You gotta admit, Steven drives a very hard point there!" JR exclaimed as well.
Alejandro was doing his best to escape, but the more he struggled around from that submission move, the more tight George had that cross face locked in, leaving the Latin liar unable to escape from its painful clutches.
The evil Spainiard continued to be like this long enough for the Royal Rumble clock to appear on the titantron once more, indicating that another five more entrants were about to appear momentarily in this match. Once again, it left the crowd up on their feet anticipating whose next group of entrants were gonna be.
"We've got entrants number 16 to 20 coming up next!" Cole replied to everyone watching at home, "Who will be coming down that aisle and into this ring?"
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*BZZT!*
Entrant #16: Shaggy Rogers (Scooby-Doo)
As the buzzer sounded off loudly into the arena, the crowd all broke into cheers as they heard the song "Smoke On The Water" by Deep Purple play onto the soundsystem nonstop. It was soon followed by the appearance of a tall skinny man with shaggy brown hair, lime-green t-shirt, red jeans and black shoes entering through a curtain with a hero sandwich in hand. He immediately started eating the entire sandwich on his way down the aisle all while hearing the crowd pump him up at the same time.
"Here's someone with an appetite for competition!" The King pointed out.
"Returning from the 1st annual Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble is Shaggy Rogers from Scooby-Doo!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz said with a smirk, "The last time we saw this dude, he crapped his pants at the sight of Spectra Vondergeist and got himself eliminated!"
"Can you blame him, Tazz?" Cole shrugged to his partner before saying, "He was literally scared!"
"I'll be grateful if that doesn't happen to him the second time around!" Steven said with a bit of a chuckle!
As Shaggy continued to eat his sandwich though, his theme music died down only for the song "Sex Type Thing" by Stone Temple Pilots to play next to a standing ovation. It was then followed by the appearance of a teenager with a white hoodie, blue shirt, dark blue pants, green backpack and black shoes, who started to pump up the crowd even more on his way down the aisle.
Entrant #17: Finn The Human (Adventure Time)
"Hey Steven, what time is it?" The King smirked to Steven.
"No doubt it's Adventure Time, King!" Steven exclaimed, "And one of my fellow Cartoon Network friends is gonna prove that here tonight!"
"Also returning from the 1st Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble is Adventure Time's own Finn The Human!" JR exclaimed as well.
Tazz immediately pointed out, "Where that mutt of his that looks like Jake "The Snake" Roberts though?"
"If you're referring to Jake, Tazz. He isn't here." JR said, muttering over to Tazz.
Finn continued to run down ringside until the next theme song played, which just happened to be the song "Into The Fire" by Dokken. That was soon followed by the appearance of a teenage girl with fiery red-yellow hair (which looked almost like bacon), a purple t-shirt that was covered by a leather jacket, an orange skirt with a single purple-yellow streak and purple cowboy boots entering through the curtain. Her appearance suddenly got the male demographic around ringside going crazy and wild, cheering for the 18th entrant like hell.
Entrant #18: Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic)
"Looks like we got one heck of a firecracker coming down the ring." Steven pointed out.
Cole nodded to Steven before saying, "And if her hair's any indication, we may be seeing a whole lot of fire inside her!"
"This fire of course is coming from our 18th entrant in this match, Sunset Shimmer from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz immediately pointed to her hair saying, "That hair of hers is kinda making me hungry for bacon though…"
Cole turned to Tazz in utter stupidity, "Is that all you can think about, Tazz?"
"Not lying, Tazz, but you should've had some of the good BBQ that JR made backstage earlier today, Tazz." The King replied to Tazz.
"Believe me guys, that BBQ was really good stuff." Steven said, all while patting his belly full of hunger (But not too hungry). "You should ask both Owen and LeShawna, they couldn't get enough of those Ribs you've made, JR."
"What can I say, Steven? They're just that good." JR replied.
Before Tazz could even let out a word though, the song "Into the Fire" soon died down only for the Earthquake WWE theme to play out next to a bunch of boos from the Anaheim crowd. That of course would soon be followed by the appearance of a tall well-built teenager dressed in a black t-shirt, khaki brown vest, fingerless black gloves, gray pants with holes around in his kneecaps, brown shoes and shaggy brown hair, who immediately walked through the curtain throwing out middle fingers to everyone attending.
Entrant #19: Lance "Avalanche" Alvers (X-Men Evolution)
"Uh oh, " The King said with a big nervous gulp, "I'm definitely not ready for this guy."
Cole shook his head to the King saying, "I honestly don't blame you, King. Here comes Lance "Avalanche" Alvers from X-Men Evolution returning from the last Rumble at #19!"
"You can tell that this guy is LEGIT pissed off by what happened to him at the last Rumble!" Tazz pointed out, "He was pretty much left in a bloody frickin' mess!"
"There was a good reason for that, Tazz!" JR pointed out, "After the horrible display he showed from the previous rumble, what he did to Twilight Sparkle, Justin, Dawn and even assaulting one of those incident fans from Green Bay."
"I remember that a long time ago," Steven nodded before replying, "He should've gotten arrested in the first place."
"Yeah but instead, it was The Hurricane who stopped in and saved the day at the end!" The King nodded.
JR then turned to the King and replied, "And not to mention Justin got payback on him for assaulting the model during his entrance."
The King smirked, "He sure had what was coming to him."
Right as Lance continued his long walk down the aisle though, his theme song died down only for the familiar AC/DC tune, "Have A Drink On Me" play throughout the sound system while a beer truck suddenly appeared through the right entranceway instead of the titantron (which was too small for the truck to fit through the curtain). The rest of the crowd were somehow confused yet intrigued enough to find out who was right inside the best truck itself.
"Whoa-oh, this is bringing back memories." JR replied.
The King nodded in unison before saying, "No kidding! Who on earth's driving that beer truck all the way to the ring though?"
"It better not be Stone Cold Steve Austin, because I didn't see him come into the building all day!" Tazz shook his head.
It wasn't long before a teenage girl with short yet pretty blonde hair with a pink hair clip, pink tank top, blue skirt, and blue flip-flops came out of the beer truck to a standing ovation from the entire crowd, who were eating that entire entrance up nonstop. It was very clear that this wasn't just any entrant though, this was none other than…
Entrant #20: Caitlin Cooke (6teen)
"What the-?" Tazz said at a loss for words.
"Caitlin Cooke from 6teen's driving this?" The King gasped in shock, "That's unreal."
"It is real, King!" JR nodded, "Not also that, but she's also the 20th entrant coming into this match!"
"That's sure to get the crowd going!" Steven exclaimed.
Caitlin attempted to enter the ring at first, but only stopped to realize she had another idea in mind.
All of a sudden, she went right to the back of the beer truck only to pull out what seemed to be a long hose that was attached to the truck itself!
"Oh my goodness, I think we might need to take cover!" Cole said, warning his broadcast partners.
Tazz immediately shook his head, "Please tell me we're not gonna get another beer bath!"
"It looks like it, Tazz!" Steven exclaimed.
However, much to the commentators surprise though, that wasn't what Caitlin had in mind though.
Instead, when Caitlin turned on the hose, it immediately shot out a huge stream of lemonade all across the ring, soaking out all of the competitors in the middle of nowhere! The fans were shot up to their feet in a frenzy, cheering for Caitlin's unexpected stunt like crazy as crazy ever got.
"Hey, it's a lemonade bath!" JR said before shouting again, "Bah gawd, it's a lemonade bath!"
"And these fans have gone wild for Caitlin already!" The King shrieked with excitement.
"No kidding, she's already spraying a good fourth of that competition inside that ring as we speak!" Steven pointed out.
Alas, what Steven said was right.
Caitlin's big lemonade hose managed to spray throughout the ring, which soaked a big amount of contestants including the four other characters that had currently entered the ring before she did.
That little lemonade blast didn't affect either Cat Noir or Odd though as the purple-suited teenager did everything in his power to slow down the French superhero with three quick haymakers to the face.
"Odd definitely giving Cat Noir a rough time here in this Rumble!" Cold pointed out.
"If Odd's gonna keep this up, he might get Cat Noir's tongue next!" Tazz said with a smirk.
With Cat Noir feeling very stunned by those punch shots, Odd attempted to run towards the ropes, only for him to slip immediately into a lemonade puddle and fall right on his ass much to the fans' entire laughter coming at ringside.
"Oh no, he slipped!" The King groaned.
JR replied as he pointed out, "It was no surprise Caitlin left a big lemonade-filled mess in the ring!"
"You think, JR?!" Tazz turned to him, "Dang it, that lemonhead nearly came this close to getting my suit drenched!"
"You think we really care about your problems, Tazz?" Cole turned to him angrily.
Odd attempted to get up once again only for him to slip on the lemonade once more.
This left Cat Noir an opportunity to capitalize by hopping on the back of Odd's head and sending his foot driving down toward his head, smashing his face with a brutal curb stomp!
"Cat Noir with a huge Curb Stomp!" Steven shouted out loudly.
"No doubt he's using a whole lot of that lemonade-soaked ring to his advantage!" JR pointed out, "That's what you can expect here in this Rumble!"
"I swear, this whole Rumble is gonna smell like lemon pledge." Tazz muttered to himself.
Meanwhile, at another part of the ring, the camera immediately got a good look at Robert "Granddad" Freeman, who was trying to body slam Finn The Human in order to take down the teen's momentum before it ever started.
Unfortunately for Granddad however, Finn did manage to slip out of the old man's clutches and whip him right to the ropes. When Granddad ran right back to Finn though, the adventurer then lifted up Granddad with a flapjack with Sunset Shimmer catching the old man on the way down with a single knee facebreaker, hitting Granddad with a Shatter Machine!
"Whoa, what a Shatter Machine!" Cole said, leaping out of his seat.
The King pointed out, "No kidding, that's a move I haven't seen in a while."
"Of course, that's a tag team move made famous by FTR, one of my favorite tag teams in AEW today." Steven pointed out as well. "Swell guys, they know how to get it done."
That Shatter Machine proved to be enough to knock out Granddad for the time being. So much so that both Finn and Sunset immediately got Granddad right back up on his feet, only to throw him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to quite a mixed reaction from the Anaheim crowd.
"Welp, nice knowing ya, Granddad!" Tazz said, waving bye to the old man.
"Robert Freeman is over and out for the night!" JR exclaimed.
"Hey, it's not a total loss for him though," Steven shook his head with a smirk, "At least he gave Alejandro that belt whipping he deserved!"
"That was something I enjoyed too!" The King smirked as well.
4th Elimination: Robert "Granddad" Freeman; Eliminated by: Finn The Human & Sunset Shimmer; Duration: 7:04
"I really hope that Garnet will be able to keep this old guy from doing what he did." Cole replied.
Steven immediately had nothing to worry about saying, "I think Granddad's smart enough to know that, Cole."
Once Robert "Granddad" Freeman took his leave at ringside though, Lance continued to build the crowd's hatred for him by hanging Luz upside down at the lower right corner, trapping her nicely with a Tree of Woe foot choke. Luz did her best to find a hole or a space to breathe in, but it only made Lance press his shoe leather against her lips twice as hard.
"Oh, this is just disgraceful now!" The King said, rolling his eyes in disgust.
"This young man has no respect for anybody. " JR shook his head.
Tazz turned to JR and retorted, "Lance won't care if you're a dude or a chick, he'll fight them any way he can to get what he wants."
"If that's case, then talk about desperate." Steven said, rolling his eyes in disgust.
Right after he was finished suffocating Luz for the time being, Lance soon backed away from her, only for the John Bender lookalike to stare at Luz halfway from the ring looking to hit a running hesitation dropkick to her face.
Before Lance "Avalanche" Alvers could even think about hitting that move however, Nosedive suddenly came behind the mutant unseen and replied the only way he knew how:
By low-blowing Lance from behind with a hockey stick!
"Oh, dear lord!" Michael Cole shrieked.
"He took it right on the Gretzky's!" The King pointed out.
Tazz immediately cried foul saying, "That's not fair! He should've gotten a penalty for sticking!"
"You know dang right it's fair in this match, Tazz!" JR exclaimed.
The low-blow was more than enough to send Lance down on his knees.
Therefore, it became the perfect position for Luz to retaliate against Lance as she ran up to him and decked the mutant in the face with a Shining Wizard!
"What a Shining Wizard by Luz!" JR pointed out.
"Yep, Eda definitely trained her very well." Steven nodded, "Definitely somebody to look out for."
Tazz then turned to Steven with a distasteful groan, "Well, you can thank your special buddy Nosedive for that little assist he gave her."
"Ok boomer." Steven replied, insulting Tazz with a smirk.
While Tazz began muttering under his breath to Steven from that little insult, the camera rolled around ringside where Michelangelo began digging under the apron trying to look for a weapon, which was weird enough since he already had a pair of nunchucks around his belt to begin with.
The crowd really popped big time once Michelangelo pulled out what turned to be a huge 15-foot ladder around his hands.
"This just got a lot more interesting!" The King replied.
"I just don't get why this dude can't use his nunchucks instead!" Tazz quickly pointed out.
"Maybe he's saving them for something special of course." Steven pointed out as well, "You don't know when he's gonna pull them out at the right time!"
Michelangelo proceeded to put the ladder right inside the ring, only for Duncan to come rushing right in and dropkick the ladder right into Michelangelo's face, knocking the Ninja Turtle out at ringside!
"Well, talk about a party pooper unfortunately!" JR exclaimed.
"Leave it to Duncan to not give us nice things like this!" The King rolled his eyes again, "I really wanted to see a ladder get used into play!"
Duncan immediately taunted Michelangelo from inside the ring, going so far to flip him off much to the distaste of the disgusted Anaheim crowd.
That kind of distaste thankfully wouldn't last long though as Caitlin Cooke snuck right out of nowhere and caught the delinquent with a huge Zig Zag neckbreaker, therefore making the fans cheer again!
"Caitlin got him with a Zig Zag!" Cole shouted.
"That definitely would make Dolph Ziggler proud!" Steven exclaimed, "Wish he deserved a lot better in WWE though."
Caitlin attempted to pump up the crowd at first, but only for Alejandro to cut her off by a superkick right to the back of the head, knocking her out on complete purpose. The entire audience all reacted with such hatred and disgust pointed to Alejandro for that despicable act that the Latin liar had now just pulled.
"Oh, what a snake that guy is!" JR growled madly.
"That was definitely uncalled for!" The King said, angrily agreeing with JR.
Tazz immediately justified what he saw and said to The King, "Sorry if you don't like it, but this is a Rumble and you can expect every single man, woman and creature for themselves no matter how bad you see things like this to happen!"
Alejandro found himself the right moment to capitalize after the attack she did on Caitlin by picking up the lemonhead and sending her over the ropes in attempt to throw her out.
But Caitlin managed to recover and awake herself long enough for her to hang onto the ropes tightly in order to keep herself alive on the apron. It made it even hard for her unfortunately once Alejandro used his best boot to press her face in order to make this elimination attempt harder for her to survive.
"Uh-oh, Caitlin may be looking to go out here!" Cole took in a big gulp, fearing the worst.
"It's all gonna be thanks to that no good Alejandro no less!" The King groaned in disgust.
Steven then looked onto the titantron and pointed out, "Hopefully someone may come in and save her in time! We have our next entrant coming up soon!"
As Alejandro tried his best to push Caitlin off into the apron however, the entire Rumble clock appeared right on the titantron, making the entire Anaheim crowd stand up right on their feet and watch as the clock began to tick all the way down to it's next entrant.
Somehow, I have a weird hankering for some lemonade now. But enough about me talking about lemonade. Let's check out some stats so far!
Entrants in the ring: 16
Entrants left to go: 140
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Nosedive Flashblade, Odd Delia Robbia, Luz Noceda, Duncan, Beast Boy, Ben Tennyson, George Jetson, Brad Boimler, Cat Noir, Michelangelo, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Sunset Shimmer, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Caitlin Cooke
Shortest time: Derek Generic (So far)
Who will come to Caitlin Cooke's aid?
Why didn't we focus on Shaggy in this chapter despite entering the match?
Am I still obsessing about lemonade?
Either way, those questions will be answered come next chapter! So until then, make sure you read, review and leave some feedbacks if you wish since they really help me out. And please don't ask me about my other stories, I guarantee you that I will continue to work on them anyway I can. Just be patient. (I'm looking at you RyGuy80). Until then, peace for now!