Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 5: The Rivalry Continues!
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*BZZT*
Entrant #21: Jude Lizowski (6teen)
As the buzzer sounded off full-blast, the fans all erupted in cheers as "The Rock Show" by Blink-182 began blasting all throughout the sound system, which was followed by the appearance of a teenager with shaggy blonde hair, black beanie cap, grayish-yellow shirt with a red "O"-ish like symbol covering a black long-sleeved shirt, blue jeans with blue sneakers and his favorite skateboard, which he rode through the curtain. Knowing what was going on between Caitlin and Alejandro, Jude immediately went full-speed on his skateboard and began riding down the aisle in an attempt to save her.
"Hey, help's on the way!" The King pointed out.
"And it's in the form of our next entrant and one of Caitlin's best friends from 6teen, Jude Lizowski!" JR exclaimed.
"Look at that guy going way fast!" Tazz pointed out as well, "Probably goes way faster than Darby Allin ever could."
"Sure, I'll tell Darby you said that, Tazz." Steven said.
Realizing Caitlin had been dangerously close to losing her grip, Jude reacted quickly by grabbing a can of silly string in his back pocket.
With Alejandro not even paying attention to the next entrant however, Jude sprayed the silly string right into the Latin liar's eyes, blinding him for the moment much to the relief and the cheers of the Anaheim crowd!
"My gawd, Jude with the silly string!" JR cried out excitingly.
"I honestly can't believe a can of that stuff actually saved Caitlin!" Tazz replied.
Cole turned to Tazz with a simple nod, "Well, you better believe it, Tazz!"
As Alejandro began wiping off the silly string off his face however, he began to sink like a stone at the sound of "We Will Rock You" by Queen playing on the sound system next to another tremendous hometown ovation. It was followed by an illusion of smoke and lasers appearing around the titantron, which was soon followed by the appearance of a gray anthropomorphic duck dressed in a purple jumpsuit, gold belt, gray boots and decked out with a killer eyepatch on the left side of his face. He immediately took his time pumping up the crowd as they began beating around to the familiar '70s tune itself.
Entrant #22: Duke L'Orange (Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series)
"Well, it looks like Nosedive's got some help on the way!" JR exclaimed.
"Oh no, not another Duck!" Tazz whined in agony, "This isn't gonna good for Alejandro!"
"Nor should it, Tazz." Cole nodded, "Here comes another one of Nosedive's teammates from Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series: Duke L'Orange!"
Steven pointed out firsthand, "He's definitely the stern gentleman of the group despite his awesome eyepatch that he's rocking. Duke's definitely proven to be ALL business."
The King nodded to Steven saying, "We'll see what he's capable of."
As soon as the familiar Queen tune died down however, it would soon be replaced by The Flintstones theme which played out like gangbusters much to a tremendous ovation. It was soon followed up with a big burly man with black hair entering through the curtain dressed in his familiar orange dress-cloth and blue tie, all while carrying a big wooden club in his hands as well!
Entrant #23: Fred Flintstone (The Flintstones)
"Now we're talking here!" Cole exclaimed, "One of the best heavyweights from the legendary Hanna-Barbera era!"
"And it's none other than the legendary Fred Flintstone from The Flintstones coming in at #23!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz felt a huge gulp come down through his throat saying, "Please tell me he's not gonna hit anybody using that giant-ass club!"
"If he wants to, Tazz, he just might!" Steven said to Tazz.
While Fred continued to run down to the ring with his two bare feet, the song "Brand New Man" by Brooks & Dunn began to play through the sound system next to a bit of a decent ovation. That would soon be followed by the appearance of a middle-aged man with flat brown hair, eye glasses, white T-shirt, blue jeans, black boots and flat hiney running through the curtain and exchanging high-fives with the crowd on his way down the aisle.
Entrant #24: Hank Hill (King of the Hill)
"Oh nice, it's the guy with the flat ass." Tazz smirked in total laughter.
Cole immediately rolled his eyes saying, "Again with the no ass jokes, Tazz?"
"While Tazz is being the stupidest human being to God's green earth, " JR groaned with a small pause, "We've got Hank Hill from King of the Hill coming down the aisle at #24."
"You know, I just realized something about this Hank guy." Tazz said with a stupid grin.
"Uggggh, what?" The King groaned.
"He sounds like Beavis and Butt-Head's neighbor." Tazz pointed out.
"Yeah, we already damn well know, Tazz!" JR replied, facepalming himself in response.
As Hank continued to run down ringside though, the familiar G.I. Joe theme began to play out next on the titantron, which would soon be followed by the appearance of a certain ninja in black who sprinted right through the curtain and bolted full-speed right down the aisle, all while feeding off the exciting cheers coming from this ecstatic Anaheim crowd.
Entrant #25: Snake-Eyes (G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero)
"Oh, how about that, guys!" Steven exclaimed, "Didn't expect him to come out this early!"
"Early or not, Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero is here in the 2nd Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble!" JR pointed out.
"Now we've got a real American Hero right here!" The King exclaimed.
Cole nodded alongside the King saying, "With him helping out his fellow soldiers Duke and Scarlett 24/7, he's lived up to that moniker!"
Tazz smirked before saying, "C'mon, Trump wasn't that bad of a President."
"Tazz, shut up. Nobody cares." Steven said, silencing the ECW legend for now.
As Snake Eyes finally made it inside the ring though, the camera immediately got a quick look at both Fred Flintstone and George Jetson, who were busy staring down at each other's faces vengefully as it brought the entire crowd to their feet.
The entire fan support for these two men were so split that 50% of Fred's fanbase chanted "Let's Go, Flintstone" while the other 50% of George's fanbase chanted "Let's Go, Jetson" in response.
"Wait a minute, we got a rivalry rekindled tonight!" JR exclaimed.
"We're gonna see Fred vs. George II!" The King exclaimed as well, "And this crowd's on their feet!"
"The first encounter between them in the last Rumble didn't end well, so it looks like they're gonna change it the second time around!" Steven pointed out.
Cole replied with a bit of an eyeroll, "Yeah, we all know how that turned out for both men. They both got eliminated by Pinkie Pie!"
"Thankfully, that party-crasher is not in the ring this time!" Tazz exclaimed.
After only several seconds of that staredown however, both Flintstone and Jetson charged at one another trying to flood each other's faces with multiple haymakers, sending the entire fans into an uncontrollable frenzy!
"And there they go!" JR shouted crazily onto his microphone.
"This is complete bedlam against the two!" The King replied.
Steven nodded before saying, "I guarantee you this crowd's going 50/50 on this encounter!"
Both George and Fred continued to flood each other with haymakers for around several seconds before Fred bonked George right upside the head so hard, it sent the futuristic middle-aged man wobbling towards the ropes.
"Oh, right on the dome!" Tazz yelped with laughter.
"That bonk may be lethal enough to fracture somebody's skull!" JR pointed out.
Steven nodded yet again adding to that statement, "He's gonna need a buttload of aspirin for that hit, I can tell!"
Realizing George had found himself staggering around the ropes, Fred found the opportunity to sneak right behind the skinny redhead and grabbed him by the legs in an attempt to get George Jetson over the ropes and out to the floor. However, George knew his instincts well enough to hang on tightly to the ropes in order to keep himself in the ring at all times, although he made it harder for himself to keep alive in the match.
"Look at this, Fred's trying to look for an elimination!" Cole exclaimed.
"I don't see it very likely for George to survive out of this one!" The King exclaimed as well.
As Fred struggled to get George over the ropes however, he failed to look over his shoulder and notice Duke coming from behind him, grabbing Fred by the back of his dress-shirt and throwing him over the top rope and onto the floor while at the same time Nosedive lifted up George's legs off the mat and pushed him over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating both George and Fred from the Rumble match entirely!
"Whoa, deja vu!" Steven shouted out.
JR also said with a shriek, "History just repeated itself!"
"No kidding, both Fred AND George are eliminated again!" The King replied.
Tazz shook his head saying, "They can't seem to cut a break against each other unfortunately!"
5th Eliminated: George Jetson; Eliminated by: Nosedive Flashblade; Duration: 4:25
6th Eliminated: Fred Flintstone; Eliminated by: Duke L'Orange; Duration: 0:25
Meanwhile, as Fred and George were busy taking a dirtnap at ringside, the camera rolled back at the ring to see Snake Eyes trap Ben with a nicely executed headlock. It got interesting once Ben immediately
whipped Snake Eyes to the ropes, only for the ninja to take down the youngster with a nice shoulder block.
"Nice looking shoulder block." Cole replied.
Realizing Ben was about to get up very quickly, Snake Eyes ran back to the ropes trying to strike the teenager with a clothesline, only for Ben to quickly leapfrog over him. Snake Eyes once again tried to clothesline him again, but Ben yet again saw it coming therefore leapfrogging over the ninja once more. Having the feeling Snake Eyes was gonna run back to him, Ben tried to connect with a front dropkick only for Snake Eyes to fake him out by stopping by the ropes, making Ben fall down on his back. Snake Eyes immediately saw Ben sit right back up only for the ninja himself to hit Ben with a running penalty kick!
"Whoa, caught him with that nice fakeout!" Tazz pointed out.
"Shows you why Snake Eyes is smarter than he looks, Tazz!" The King exclaimed, "You definitely can't fool somebody like him!"
While Snake Eyes continued to build up momentum from here on out however, the camera then scrolled around to the far right turnpost where Beast Boy, who was still in his gorilla form, had Shaggy trapped with nowhere to go. Stripping the hungry mystery-solver out of his shirt, Beast Boy raised his large gorilla hand and smacked Shaggy hard on the chest, leaving the entire crowd to cringe.
"Bah gawd, what a slap!" JR exclaimed.
"That really had to sting!" Steven exclaimed as well, "I don't care if you are big or skinny, a slap to the chest is something NOBODY wants to feel!"
Beast Boy obliged by smacking him through the chest again, only for some reason though, the attack unfazed Shaggy much to the entire crowd's shock. Shocked as he was himself, Beast Boy proceeded to chop him to the chest again.
To his surprise yet again, Shaggy no sold the chest chop.
It was from that third chop that Shaggy emitted a big wave of energy coming from all around him like a Super Saiyan. Even his eyes changed to a piercing shade of white, making this surprising transformation even more cooler and exciting to the crowd's eyes, who at this point didn't know what to even think of this. It was very clear this wasn't just Shaggy they were watching though.
They were now watching ULTRA INSTINCT Shaggy!
"What is going on?!" Tazz replied in shocked panic.
"We're seeing Ultra Instinct Shaggy, That's what's going on!" The King smirked.
Steven shook his head while grinning, "Beast Boy's gorilla slaps are having no effect it seems!"
"I think he could be in for a mega world of hurt now!" JR pointed out.
What JR immediately said from that statement couldn't be more true.
Beast Boy attempted to slap him through the chest again, only for Shaggy to strike first with a GUNTHER-like chop to Beast Boy's chest that was SO loud, it stung everybody's eardrums at ringside including the commentators themselves.
"FOR THE LOVE OF HELL!" JR said with such cringe.
"GEEZ, MY EARS!" Tazz cringed also.
The King then said with a smirk, "Sounded like a gun going off in the distance!"
Beast Boy held onto his chest tightly as he could, as if that hard chest slap immediately gave him a heart attack. It would only get a lot worse for him however.
Once he turned around to face Shaggy however, the lanky teenager used his cartoonish Ultra Instinct powers to lift up Beast Boy in his gorilla form, slamming him down with a huge body slam that sent the crowd and the commentators up to their feet!
"BAH GAWD, HE SLAMMED HIM!" JR shrieked out.
"YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" Cole shouted with amazement.
"SUCH UNREAL STRENGTH BY ULTRA INSTINCT SHAGGY!" Steven pointed out with a grin, "THAT IS A RUMBLE MOMENT RIGHT THERE!"
"I'LL SAY!" The King exclaimed, "BEAST BOY IS ABOUT TO BE LICENSED TO ILL!"
Without a doubt, The King was about to be right.
With the body slam being more than enough to shake up Beast Boy's nervous system, Shaggy capitalized big time by grabbing the teen titan by his gorilla fur and throwing him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to even more cheers from the crowd!
"And Beast Boy is done for the night!" Steven shouted.
"Can't believe he's gone so early!" The King exclaimed, "I thought his gorilla form would take him that far though!"
Tazz smirked to The King saying, "Guess you were wrong all along, King!"
"Yeah, I guess I was!" The King nodded.
7th Eliminated: Beast Boy; Eliminated by: Shaggy Rogers; Duration: 7:21
As Beast Boy found himself laying across the floor at ringside however, the camera scrolled back to the ring as Lance "Avalanche" Alvers had Cat Noir up on his shoulders, while at the same time Duncan had gone up to the top rope, looking to hit the French superhero with a big Doomsday Device much to the crowd's disgust.
"Hey look, Doomsday Device guys!" Tazz quickly pointed out.
Cole immediately saw what was going on and groaned, "Oh, great. Coming from two people I can't stand."
"C'mon, I thought you'd pop up to your seat and mark out for something Road Warriors related!" Tazz exclaimed to Cole.
"When it's coming from two people like Duncan and Lance however, we beg to differ, Tazz!" Steven pointed out.
Duncan looked to lift himself off from the top, only for Cat Noir to roll up Lance with a victory roll, forcing the delinquent to eat the mat hard on his way down!
That wouldn't be the end for Lance however as Cat Noir quickly responded with a huge standing double stomp to the chest, catching the mutant off-guard in the process!
"Oh, Duncan missed big time!" The King replied.
"I think Lance may have gotten the worst out of that one though!" JR pointed out again.
Steven smirked once again saying, "So much for that short-lived alliance!"
While Lance strugglingly began clutching his chest however, the crowd immediately stood up to their feet and watched with even more anticipation as the Rumble clock appeared up the titantron, therefore ticking down to its next row of entrants ready to appear in the match.
"This momentum's about to keep rolling on, folks!" Cole exclaimed to everyone watching from home. "Who's gonna be the next row of entrants coming out next?"
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*BZZT!*
Entrant #26: Raven (Teen Titans)
As the buzzer sounded off big time for perhaps the 4th time tonight, the crowd was awakened by the sound of "The Final Countdown" by Norther (which is the cover of a Europe song) playing throughout the soundsystem as the lights turned purple all across the arena. The smoke then appeared all throughout the stage as a mysterious figure with grayish white skin appeared through the curtain wearing her signature purplish-black one piece, black boots, signature purplish cloak and medium purple hair to a bunch of cheers, mostly coming from the male demographic that was sitting across ringside going crazy for this next contestant.
"I think things are about to get dark here in the Rumble here!" The King said, shivering a bit.
"And bringing her brand of darkness here is Raven from Teen Titans at #26!" JR exclaimed before turning to Tazz, "And no Tazz, it's not the Raven you're thinking of from Teen Titans GO."
"I wasn't thinking about that at all!" Tazz replied to JR, "Besides, if there's only one Raven I can think of, it's my old buddy back in ECW!"
"Of course, you'd think so, Tazz." Steven nodded.
While Raven continued her walk towards ringside though, the familiar Thundercats theme song began to play out next as a anthropomorphic lion dressed in upper blue armor (with his abdomen exposed), blue underwear and blue boots came out through the curtain with his signature sword in hand. He too also got a stellar ovation from the Anaheim crowd, who were busy chanting this next entrant's name over and over again. That next entrant of the match of course went by the name of…
Entrant #27: Lion-O (Thundercats)
"All right, the guy from the Lion King is here!" Tazz exclaimed.
The King found himself shaking his head in frustration, "Good frickin' god, are you that stupid, Tazz?!"
"You know very well that's Lion-O of the Thundercats coming in at #27!" Cole said, snapping to Tazz.
Tazz soon backed away from Cole, "Hey, don't blame me, Cole! It's not my fault I didn't watch much of Thundercats growing up in the '80s! I was pretty much 18!"
"You honestly really need to watch more cartoons, Tazz." Steven said, reminding Tazz of his face.
Right after Lion-O began rushing right down the aisle though, the song "A View To A Kill" by Duran Duran began playing next on the titantron as an attractive orange-haired girl with long hair and dressed in a sexy sleek green catsuit began making her way through the curtain to a big reception from the crowd themselves.
Entrant #28: Samantha "Sam" Simpson (Totally Spies)
"Oh, here we go, guys!" The King exclaimed.
"Here we go is right, indeed!" Cole replied, "We've got Sam from Totally Spies coming in next at #28!"
"Who in the heck names their girl Sam?" Tazz raised his eyebrow.
JR immediately had no choice but to facepalm himself and correct Tazz to his face, "That's actually short for Samantha, Tazz."
"Oh okay, that makes sense." Tazz nodded.
Steven turned to Tazz once more and replied, "You're not exactly bright, are you, Tazz?"
Strange enough, the tune still kept on playing however only for an attractive tan-skinned girl with medium dark hair, auburn eyes, and decked out in a sleek bright yellow-orange catsuit come out through the curtain, appearing alongside Sam all while feeding off the cheers she was receiving from the audience.
Entrant #29: Alex Casoy (Totally Spies)
"Wait a minute, now she's in after her?" The King gasped in shock.
"It seems like it, King!" JR nodded, "We've got Sam entering at #28 and now, we've got her fellow spy friend Alex from Totally Spies entering at #29!"
"You talk about surprising picks from the numbers that they draw!" Steven nodded.
"What's next, are we suddenly gonna have all three of these girls come in at one time?" The King gasped once again.
Cole somehow shrugged in curiosity, "Anything's possible at this point!"
Much to the King's shock however, the song "A View To A Kill" continued to play on much to the delight of the Anaheim crowd as an attractive blonde-haired girl dressed in a very sleek red catsuit appeared through the curtain next and stood next alongside her friends Sam and Alex, who right now looked more than delighted to see their friend fight alongside them in the Rumble match!
Entrant #30: Clover Ewing (Totally Spies)
"Well does that answer your question, King?" JR smirked.
The King said with a chuckle, "What do you know? I actually guessed right!"
"We've got Sam, we've got Alex, and now we have fellow Totally Spy Clover coming at #30! " Cole exclaimed.
Tazz suddenly pointed out and said, "I just realized they dress the same."
"It's because they dress in different colors, Tazz." Steven said, explaining to Tazz.
"Ah, I see." Tazz nodded, "Kinda like the redhead though. She looks like she could be at a Hooters."
Cole looked at Tazz very weirdly for a second before shouting, "SHE'S 16, TAZZ!"
Realizing what Tazz had come out of his mouth, the ECW Legend immediately grossed himself out of pure stupidity after realizing what Cole had told him regarding Sam's age.
"Oh my god, what the hell was I thinkin' saying that?!" Tazz said, facepalming himself.
"It's simple, Tazz!" JR said, rolling his eyes. "You never think at all!"
As the three spy girls continued their little run down the aisle though, the camera scrolled back to the ring to see Hank Hill apply his Iron Claw hold all over Brad Boimler, who was trapped in the lower right corner all while trying to endure the pain that was getting applied to his head thanks to Hank's claw.
"Take a look at that," Steven pointed out, "Hank's got the Iron Claw locked in!"
"Considering the fact that Hank's from Texas, I think that's very accurate!" Cole exclaimed.
"That Iron Claw, of course made famous by the legendary Von Erich family!" JR exclaimed as well.
The King found himself shriveling in fear, "Yikes, I wonder how much aspirin Brad's gonna take after a hold like that?!"
"Probably too much to count, I assume!" Steven said, nodding to The King.
Hank Hill immediately leaned forward on the middle rope, attempting to press the claw harder around Brad's head. However, it would prove to be a mistake.
Despite the pain that he was in, Brad mustered up enough strength to grab Hank right by the legs and flip the Texan over the top rope, forcing Hank to reply with a huge "BWAH!" as he hit the floor in total elimination. This unexpected elimination that Brad caused suddenly made The King laugh in response to Hank's shout on the way down!
"Hahaha, bye bye, Hank!" The King grinned.
"Well, that was awfully stupid of Hank to do that!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz then pointed out carefully, "That's what happens when you don't pay attention to matches like these. You get thrown out with the worst possible timing!"
"And Hank learned that the hard way, unfortunately!" Cole pointed out as well.
8th Elimination: Hank Hill; Eliminated by: Brad Boimler; Duration: 2:13
Right after Hank Hill took his unfortunate leave from ringside however, Lion-O wasted no time at all going to work on some of the competition that was going after him.
The first competitors that attempted to go after him however were both Luz Noceda and Michelangelo, who immediately got body-slammed at the hands of the red-haired Thundercat himself.
"Whoa, looks like Lion-O's already cleaning the house!" The King exclaimed.
"And Luz and Mikey just got a taste of him closeup!" Steven pointed out.
The next target that went after Lion-O was Cat Noir, who decided to surprise the Thundercat with both left and right roundhouse kicks. Every single kick that Lion-O successfully blocked by covering his arms to his head.
Odd decided to get involved at the last second however as he surprised Lion-O with a big dropkick. The impact of that hit looked to be more than enough to at least send Lion-O down on one knee, making him vulnerable for a bit.
"I guess that momentum didn't last long unfortunately!" Cole replied.
"Yeah, talk about a catfight." The King chuckled, making a bit of a joke. "I wonder if Joey Styles would be into this?"
"I think he's more into the ones involving women." Steven chuckled back.
JR then replied with, "Well, either way, we've literally got a catfight."
With Lion-O on both of his knees at this point, both Cat Noir and Odd continued to team up again by whipping Lion-O to the ropes, hoping to deck the Thundercat with a double roundhouse kick to the ribs.
But Lion-O immediately absorbed the hit altogether and ran back to the ropes, hitting both Cat Noir and Odd with a big double clothesline so lethal, it came this close to taking both their heads off!
"What a double clothesline!" JR replied.
Steven pointed out saying, "Guess that was a bad idea to piss Lion-O off!"
The King nodded by saying, "I guess it was!"
Lion-O immediately took in a mid-match flex in return, which excited the crowd even more to the point where they even attempted to chant out Lion-O's name over and over again.
That didn't last long unfortunately as Alejandro snuck up from behind and low blew the Thundercat right between the legs, forcing out a loud amount of boos from the audience!
"Oh, dear gawd!" JR said, cringing heavily.
"He got him in the yam-bags!" Tazz pointed out.
The King reacted in total disgust, "Ugh, how desperate can you get?"
"Honestly too desperate, I guess!" Cole said, rolling his eyes.
Lion-O attempted to recover as fast as he could, but it unfortunately didn't seem to be the case however as Alejandro grabbed the Thundercat from behind and threw him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to a crucial round of boos coming straight from the angry audience.
"Damn it, now he's gone!" The King groaned.
"Lion-O has been eliminated early thanks to this no-good rotten Alejandro!" JR said out of disgust.
"Th-th-thundercats, hooo?" Tazz gasped before smirking out in mocking fashion, "More like Th-th-thundercats, whoooooo cares!"
"Oh, shut up, Tazz. You're not funny!" Cole said, growling angrily at Tazz.
9th Elimination: Lion-O; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 0:53
As the camera got a good look at Lion-O holding onto his groin in pain at ringside, Alejandro immediately decided to rub it in his face just by flipping the eliminated Thundercat off in order to build more nuclear heat from the crowd.
Thankfully, that heat didn't last long as Jude Lizowski sneaked up on the latin liar and gave him a back suplex from behind, while at the same time Caitlin grabbed Alejandro by the neck on the way down, hitting the Total Drama World Tour winner with a back suplex/neckbreaker combo!
"Welp, I found that funny!" Steven pointed out with a smirk.
"C'mon, that's not right, you're laughing at someone's pain!" Tazz said to Steven, all while referring to Alejandro.
JR stepped in defense of Steven, saying to Tazz, "Alejandro deserves every single thing coming to him, Tazz!
Tazz glares at JR, "Alejandro did nothing wrong! He was just playing the game like he did back on Total Drama World Tour!"
"Game or not, Alejandro doesn't have any right!" Cole shook his head.
As Alejandro attempted to recover from the continuous 2-on-1 beating however, the camera scrolled right back to Duncan, who immediately turned around just to see Sam, Alex and Clover standing right before him, all while cracking their knuckles and giving him a death stare that made Duncan question his entire sanity.
No doubt this little scene going on right now caught the attention of the entire crowd, who were waiting to see Duncan get his just desserts.
"Uh-oh, I think history's about to repeat itself, guys!" The King pointed out.
"I'm pretty sure Duncan's been in this situation before!" JR exclaimed.
Steven exclaimed as well saying, "Only this time, it's Sam, Alex and Clover instead of Luna, Vanessa and Wendy!"
"Duncan ain't scared of them," Tazz shook his head, "He can handle it."
Duncan scowled at the three teenage spies himself, leaving him to crack his knuckles himself before he said to the three spies himself, "All right, it's no big deal. It's only three of you and only one of me. I'll take all of you out easier than I–"
Unfortunately, he ended uo being cut off by Clover, who responded with a swift roundhouse to the fruit basket!
"Oh, Duncan might have regretted that!" The King pointed out.
Steven nodded with the King saying, "I think you're right on the dot, King!"
Duncan attempted to get up from the kick, but couldn't due to the fact that the trio of Sam, Alex and Clover started to stomp over him endlessly, much to the excited delight of the Anaheim crowd. They were thrilled as ever just to see Duncan being turned into a human 'Welcome Home' mat in front of their eyes. Tazz of course was cringing on the inside watching this go unfold.
"Look at that, they're giving it to Duncan hard!" JR exclaimed.
"It's not fair, can't Duncan call a timeout here or anything?!" Tazz pointed out.
Cole quickly turned over to Tazz and groaned, "Tazz, you already know there are no timeouts here in this match!"
"I didn't hear that Bruce Buffer guy say anything about having no timeouts at the start of the show!" Tazz exclaimed.
Steven eventually facepalmed himself before snapping to Tazz, "Good frickin' crud, it's MICHAEL Buffer, not Bruce! If you want to hear Bruce Buffer, go to the UFC!"
"I swear, are you this stupid that you can't even tell which one is which?!" Cole growled out to Tazz.
Tazz uttered out an "Uhhhhh…" before leaving his broadcast partners to groan at Tazz's stupidity.
Duncan's luck, on the other hand, was getting worse than he obviously expected.
Knowing that they weren't quite done with him, Alex and Sam managed to get Duncan right on his knees and pulled his arms side to side as Clover stood right before him.
The three teenage spies immediately yelled out "BTE Trigger" before Sam, Alex and Clover delivered a big brutal BTE Trigger right to the face!
"BTE Trigger!" JR exclaimed once more.
"Paying homage to The Elite themselves from AEW!" Steven pointed out, "Man, Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks must be proud."
Tazz shrugged in return, "Eh, I wasn't impressed."
"Of course, your BIASED self would agree." Steven said, rolling his eyes at the ECW legend.
Meanwhile, as Duncan continued to struggle dearly in this match, the camera scrolled to the lower right turnbuckle to see Finn The Human attempt to lift up Lance "Avalanche" Alvers for a superplex.
The blonde-haired adventurer was trying hard as he could to get him lifted up, but Lance immediately yanked on the ropes for safety making it hard for Finn to do so.
"Finn trying to get that Superplex nailed from the top rope!" Cole replied.
"Yeah, I don't see how a somebody shaped like a toothpick could pull that off." Tazz quickly pointed out.
The King turned to Tazz yet again saying, "Ever heard of the term 'Nothing is impossible'?"
"Who said that?" Tazz stupidingly raised his eyebrow, forcing out an annoyed groan from the King.
Raven immediately noticed what was going on however and did the smart thing by flashing out a darkened table from her dark mind using her powers.
She then proceeded to grab Finn right by the legs and without a moment's notice, powerbombed Finn while holding Lance down with a Superplex all the way down to the table, making the crowd stand right back up on their feet for that display Raven had did just now!
"Tower of Doom right on that dark table!" Cole shouted out.
"Raven getting very creative here in this Rumble match and this crowd here in Anaheim is loving it!" JR replied.
The King said with a smirk, "I wonder if she can make duct tape from her mind? We sorta need something to shut Tazz up."
"Oh, really funny, King." Tazz said, rolling his eyes at The King.
While both Finn and Lance were shown being motionless from that table crash however, the crowd immediately stood up on their feet again and looked over the titantron to see the Rumble clock light up once more for everybody to see up-close and personal. This was clearly an indication that the next pair of contestants were gonna enter momentarily right now so to speak.
"So as this Rumble rolls right along, we might as well see the next pair of contestants come right in now!" Steven exclaimed, "Who are they of course? We're about to find out!"
Welp, that's another chapter in the books so far. Now that I've gotten out of the way, here's the stats we got so far!
Entrants in the ring: 21
Entrants left to go: 130
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Nosedive Flashblade, Odd Delia Robbia, Luz Noceda, Duncan, Ben Tennyson, Brad Boimler, Cat Noir, Michelangelo, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Sunset Shimmer, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Caitlin Cooke, Jude Lizowski, Duke L'Orange, Snake Eyes, Raven, Samantha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing
Shortest time: Fred Flintstone (0:30) (NEW!)
Will Duncan ever catch a break?
Will we see more of Ultra Instinct Shaggy?
Will Tazz stop being a creep in front of Sam from "Totally Spies"?
Ok, we're gonna have a good chance the latter may happen, but you'll just have to find out until the next chapter of Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II! Hopefully, this will be out sooner rather than later this time if I don't seem to have major writer's block, but I guarantee you I won't make any promises (LOL). Until then, don't forget to read, review and leave some feedbacks if you desire to see more. Now that's out of the way, time to get me some breakfast. Can't write on a empty stomach!