Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 6: Don't Trust Anybody
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*BZZT*
Entrant #31: Zim (Invader Zim)
As the buzzer sounded off for perhaps the fifth time tonight, the crowd went on their feet as the song "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 began playing throughout the soundsystem, while a certain small green-skinned alien with large purple eyes, a purplish dress shirt with black sleeves, black gloves, black pants and black boots came through the curtain and became greeted by this entire Anaheim crowd.
"I think this Rumble match is about to be invaded!" The King replied.
"By the hands of Zim from Invader Zim nonetheless!" JR exclaimed, "He enters at #31 this time in the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II!"
Tazz then pointed out, "He sounds like one of those Angry Beavers though."
"Now that I've noticed, he does sound awfully a lot like Daggett…" Cole muttered.
"Well, I will admit the voice is familiar…" JR muttered as well.
As Zim continued to run down the aisle though, the song then switched over to "Invincible" by Pat Benatar, which blasted around the titantron like pure gangbusters. It was then followed by the appearance of a beautiful breath-taking spectre dressed in her signature black/purple corset, frilly black skirt with a chain belt around her waist, purple high-heeled boots with a tiny silver ball as a heel, and long flowing purple hair that immediately got the male fans going wild for her at ringside.
Entrant #32: Spectra Vondergeist (Monster High)
"Well, it's safe to say this Rumble's about to look freaky fabulous!" Steven exclaimed.
"And looking very freaky fabulous herself at #32 is Monster High's own, Spectra Vondergeist!" JR pointed out, "And Tazz, don't even think about it, she's 16."
""Geez, I wasn't!" Tazz replied, "I swear, you must think I'm a sicker pervert than The King!"
"At least I have limits!" The King said, defending himself.
Right at the same time Spectra flew herself down ringside, her music died down only to have the song "Hail To The Chief" play on the titantron next. The crowd were on their feet big time as a teenager with brown pompadour hair, red long-sleeved shirt with a white stripe, light khaki pants and black dress shoes made his way through the curtain, all while having the likeliness of a certain president from the '60's. Even the announcers were amazed by this next character's appearance themselves that they didn't know what to make of him.
Entrant #33: JFK (Clone High)
"No way, I can't believe it!" Tazz said at a loss for words. "I thought he… I thought he…!"
"Geez, Tazz, you act like you've seen a ghost before!" The King said, smirking at the ECW legend.
"I think he might want to open his eyes because coming in at #33 is Clone High's JFK!" Cole pointed out.
"I'm glad we're getting the original version," Steven nodded before saying, "The new reboot just doesn't impress me."
The King agreed with Steven's statement saying in return, "No kidding. Who on earth wants to see JFK being paired up with Joan of Arc out of all people? That really doesn't make any sense."
As the commentators continued to bicker however, the song immediately switched over to "We Will Rock You" yet again to another hometown ovation, which was also followed by the brilliant pyro display of smoke and Mighty Duck-colored lasers. Then what followed after that was the appearance of an over-muscled anthropomorphic duck dressed in a white-purple tank-top, purple pants, teal boots and teal shoulder pads, who began to feed into this crowd's ecstatic cheers deep down in his heavyweight soul.
Entrant #34: Check "Grin" Hardwing (Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series)
"Looks like Nosedive and L'Orange's gonna have a lot more muscle here!" JR pointed out.
"Oh great, another freakin' duck!" Tazz rolled his eyes, "As if things couldn't get any worse for Alejandro this time around."
"I'm afraid it has, Tazz, because here comes the muscle of the Mighty Ducks himself, Check "Grin" Hardwing!" Cole exclaimed.
"I always kinda wonder how he got that nickname?" The King raised his eyebrow.
Steven let out a little snicker in return, "It's simple, King. He's named Grin because he likes the destruction he causes on the battlefield."
"Good enough for me!" The King said, giving Steven a thumbs up.
As the same time Check "Grin" Hardwing continued his long walk down the aisle, the music died down only for the Biker Mice From Mars theme song to play out next, bringing in yet another big reaction as an anthropomorphic mice with brown fur, black sunglasses, red antennas in his head, black vest, blue jeans with metal kneepads and black biker boots came running through the curtain without his signature bike. That didn't seem to bother him anyway as he was focused on causing havoc in this Rumble match.
Entrant #35. Throttle (Biker Mice From Mars)
"It's time to rock and ride, ladies and gentleman!" Steven pointed out.
"And no doubt Throttle from Biker Mice From Mars plans to do that in this Rumble match!" Cole nodded, "He's the 35th entrant entering after Hardwing."
"Throttle of course, is one-third of the Biker Mice alongside his fellow bikers, Modo and Vinnie." JR replied.
The King replied with curious wonder, "I'm curious if he can still go without his two riding buddies beside him?"
The question that the former hall-of-famer asked himself was about to come true in the most believable way.
And it wasn't until Throttle entered the ring, rolling thunder style, and surprised Ben Tennyson with a stunner!
"No way!" Tazz gasped out of pure surprise.
"Yes way, Tazz!" JR nodded, "What an impressive Rolling Thunder Stunner from Throttle!"
"Looks more impressive than Grayson Waller's, I can tell you that!" The King exclaimed.
As the fans were busy eating up Throttle's entrance in the ring, the camera immediately got a good look at Garnet, who was busy standing at ringside with her arms still crossed in intimidating fashion. All while trying to make sure that there was no havoc being caused outside of the ring.
But then all of a sudden, one of the spectators at ringside snuck up behind Garnet and smacked her in the rear!
"Wait, what the?" The King said with a sudden gasp.
"Someone just smacked Garnet in the back!" JR gasped as well.
This sudden smack in the rear forced Garnet to turn around and look down toward the culprit. But it wasn't just any culprit however.
This culprit just happened to have pasty white skin, slicked back auburn hair, a white tanktop, blue jeans and brown shoes. And it turned out to be none other than Scott of Total Drama: Revenge of the Island, who had a smirk right around his face.
"What the hell is that thug doing here?!" Cole cried out angrily.
"Bah gawd, that's Scott from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island!" JR pointed out, "What the hell is he doing here?!"
Tazz rolled his eyes completely informing JR, "He's only a guest, JR. Don't get carried away!"
"Guest, my ass!" JR said, snapping to Tazz. "He had no right for that act!"
Garnet immediately found herself distracted by what was going on in the ring right now.
And what was going on in the ring right now was Odd Delia Robbia going up on the top rope looking to do an aerial attack on a grounded Alejandro.
He looked to do so right away until a mysterious woman with long black hair, mahogany halter top, tight khaki shorts and high heels came from behind and pulled Odd down on the ropes, forcing the high-tech teenager to low blow himself on the turnbuckle! The camera instantly identified her as Heather from the Total Drama series!
"Now what the hell is SHE doing here?!" The King replied angrily.
"That's Alejandro's ridiculous snake of a harlot, Heather!" JR exclaimed.
Steven instantly saw this go down long enough for him to shout to Garnet, "Garnet, turn around and look what's going on!"
Garnet heard those words up close and personal long enough for her to push Scott back down into his chair harshly and turned around. Unfortunately, it was too late for her as Heather was nowhere to be seen, concerning the fact that Heather immediately sprinted back up to the stage and hid on the barricade so that Garnet wouldn't see her.
Odd attempted to recover fast enough to fight back, but it only became too late for him as Alejandro got right back up and pushed Odd off the turnbuckle and onto the floor, eliminating him to an unjust amount of boos.
"Welp, somebody's getting deleted!" Tazz smirked out.
"Damn it, Odd's eliminated on behalf of that no good Heather!" JR replied.
"What the hell are you blaming her for?" Tazz shrugged to JR, "Alejandro's the one who eliminated Odd, not her!"
The King snarled back to Tazz saying, "She got involved by pushing him off while Garnet wasn't looking, Tazz!"
"Really? I didn't see that on my monitor last time I checked!" Tazz shrugged, leaving the rest of the commentators to stare angrily at him.
10th Elimination: Odd Delia Robbia; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 12:29
As Odd remained motionless on the ringside floor, Alejandro attempted to back himself up just to get in a single breath.
But as he did though, he bumped into something so big and large that he sank himself like a stone once he turned around the very next second. To his horror, the person that was standing before Alejandro right now was Check "Grin" Hardwing himself!
"Oh boy, look what Alejandro did now!" The King said with a chuckle.
"I think Grin's gonna LITERALLY smack the grin off of Alejandro's face!" JR pointed out.
Cole said with a bit of a chuckle himself, "I don't think Al will have much of a smile to begin with."
Alejandro attempted to plead for his life only for Grin to grab the latin liar right by the neck and push him right to the turnbuckle.
And then, just using his power alone, he threw Alejandro with such great distance that he almost came close to reaching the other turnbuckle, leaving the fans mega impressed with his feat of strength!
"Oh my geez!" Tazz yelped.
"Alejandro got flown like he was DJ Jazzy Jeff!" Steven exclaimed, chuckling a bit.
"I'm guessing that would make Grin the Uncle Phil of this match, huh?" The King chuckled. "That would be an awesome comparison."
Meanwhile, as Grin continued to rough up Alejandro the only way he knew how, the camera got a glimpse of Ultra Instinct Shaggy up-close and personal as he trapped Brad Boimler with an old-school headlock. And the crowd continued to eat up his act every single time, going so far to chant Shaggy's name over and over again as a result.
"I'll tell you, this crowd loves Shaggy as much as I do." Cole replied.
Steven replied as well saying, "He's a bonafide legend through and through, Cole."
"Don't worry everyone, I got this!" Shaggy said to the crowd, "This trekkie ain't going anywhere as long as I'm–"
All of a sudden, Shaggy found himself being cut off by the sight of one Spectra Vondergeist, who was busy trapping Sunset Shimmer with a boston crab.
The sight of that spectre up and close immediately forced the Ultra Instinct power around Shaggy to immediately disappear, leaving him automatically freaked out and scared!
"Zoinks, a g-g-g-g-g-ghost!" Shaggy yelped in horror.
Knowing Shaggy found himself scared as hell, Brad immediately took this opportunity and surprised the skinny pothead with a big Saito Suplex!
"And Brad counters with a Saito Suplex!" JR replied.
"No kidding, all because Shaggy got spooked by that Spectra chick yet again!" Tazz exclaimed.
The King shook his head immediately saying, "I'm guessing he still hasn't gotten rid of his fear of ghosts!"
No doubt that fear Shaggy had did him exactly in.
As he attempted to get back up to his feet, Brad Boimler grabbed Shaggy right by the shirt and chucked him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to somewhat of a mixed reaction coming from both Shaggy's loyal fans (for the boos) and the loyal Trekkies in the audience (for the cheers).
"Consider Shaggy's case closed in the Rumble!" Cole replied.
"Talk about nothing but deja vu for this guy!" Tazz exclaimed, "All that Ultra Instinct power he has and he's still afraid of ghosts!"
"At least he won't have to worry anymore now that he's eliminated!" The King pointed out.
11th Elimination: Shaggy Rogers; Eliminated by: Brad Boimler; Duration: 7:12
While Shaggy took his unfortunate leave from ringside however, the camera scrolled right back to the ring showing Finn The Human lifting up Lance in a Fireman's Carry position, forcing the mutant known as Avalanche to hang onto the ropes as tightly as he could in order to prevent himself from getting eliminated.
"Wait a minute, Avalanche may be going out here!" Cole exclaimed.
"Finn's got his number, it seems!" Steven pointed out.
"He does?" Tazz said to Steven, "Are they gonna go out then?"
The commentators immediately ignored Tazz's comment long enough for Avalanche to play dirty by raking Finn right in the eyes. He immediately blinded the hoodie wearing hero long enough for Avalanche to lift Finn up over the ropes and plummet him down onto the floor, resulting in Finn's elimination from the match itself!
"Oh come on!" JR groaned.
"What a dastardly move by Avalanche!" Cole pointed out, "Raking Finn in the eyes long enough to throw him out!"
Tazz immediately smirked by saying, "That's a smart move in my opinion!"
"Your opinion means squat, Tazz!" The King said, snarling at the ECW legend.
12th Elimination: Finn The Human; Eliminated by: Lance "Avalanche" Alvers; Duration: 7:45
While Finn was laid out at ringside trying to restore his vision from that dirty eye rake, the crowd immediately stood right up in full anticipation as they saw the Rumble clock appear right up on the titantron, indicating that the next row of superstars were about to make their way down the ring next.
"I'm feeling very good here, ladies and gentleman," Steven replied as he rubbed his hands with anticipation. "We're gonna see our next batch of competitors coming down next! Who are they gonna be?"
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*BZZT!*
Entrant #36: Beavis (Beavis and Butt-Head)
Once the big Rumble buzzer sounded off in the distance, the song "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper began to play out loud for the crowd to cheer nonstop, especially of who was coming out next. And who came out next happened to be a big-headed teenager with blonde hair, a blue t-shirt which had the Metallica logo on it, gray shorts, white socks, black sneakers and an underbite that complimented his signature laugh.
"Oh no, not this little freak!" Tazz groaned out loud.
"I'm afraid so, Tazz!" The King smirked towards Tazz, "Beavis from Beavis and Butt-Head returns!"
"He of course is the 36th entrant in this Rumble match!" JR pointed out.
Tazz shook his head before saying, "I don't know how it's gonna get even worse…"
That ironic sentence Tazz spoke out clearly came true as the song continued to play out non-stop long enough for the next entrant to come out. What came through the curtain was the appearance of a brown-haired teenager with a big overbite, complete with a black t-shirt with the AC/DC logo, red shorts, white socks, black sneakers and his signature laugh. His appearance proved to be more than enough for everyone to cheer both him and Beavis on. This wasn't any ordinary entrant though as he went by the name of…
Entrant #37: Butt-Head (Beavis and Butt-Head)
"I think this guy just asked your question, Tazz!" Steven pointed out.
"First Beavis and now Butt-Head's in?" Tazz said, feeling a little queasy in return, "Oh, I'm gonna throw up!"
"Sorry if you don't like it, but either way, both Beavis and Butt-Head are gonna be in the Rumble match together it seems!" JR exclaimed.
"We'll see how well they fight more than they rock!" Cole replied.
Right as both Beavis and Butt-Head were making her way down the aisle though, their theme died down only for the song "You Can Do Magic" by America to play through the soundsystem next, which was soon followed by the appearance of a dark purple-haired brunette decking herself out in the same sleek dark vinyl dress she sported in the last Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble. She continued to enchant the screaming fans one-by-one by drawing out very dark flames emitting from her pale white hands, which excited the commentators sitting at ringside non-stop (except for Tazz since he didn't look too impressed).
Entrant #38: Raven Queen (Ever After High)
"Hey, guess who's back in the Rumble!" The King pointed out.
"It's none other than the daughter of the Evil Queen herself, Raven Queen from Ever After High!" JR exclaimed.
"The last time we saw her, she put both Gus and Helga Crumb through the table thanks to some help from ECW Originals: Tommy Dreamer and The Sandman!" Steven exclaimed as well. "Thankfully, they're not gonna get involved this time with Garnet standing at ringside."
Tazz replied very unamusingly, "She doesn't even look like an Evil Queen. Where's the latex around her head like her mom?"
"With awesome hair like that, who needs latex?" Steven chuckled a bit.
As Raven continued her little run down the aisle, the song "In Bloom" by Nirvana began playing out to a big ovation from the Anaheim crowd, which was soon followed by the appearance of dark-haired female dressed out in a black tanktop with a purple circle centered on the middle, a black-green plaid skirt, purple leggings, black boots, black wristbands, purple lipstick and medium dark black hair with a small ponytail hanging from upside her head.
Entrant #39: Samantha "Sam" Manson (Danny Phantom)
"Oh, perfect, that's what we need! Another goth girl." Tazz rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"Well, that's not any goth girl, Tazz!" JR exclaimed, "That's Sam Manson from Danny Phantom entering at #39!"
"Of course, for those who aren't familiar with Danny Phantom, she's the best friend to both her friends, Danny Fenton and Tucker Foley!" Cole exclaimed as well.
Tazz then spoke out of confusion, "Hey, quick question, since there are two contestants in the ring named Sam, how on earth do we tell the two apart?"
"Good question, Tazz!" Steven exclaimed, "We call the one in the green catsuit Red Sam and the other one Goth Sam!"
"Ah, gotcha." Tazz nodded in return.
While Sam continued her walk down the aisle one-by-one, the crowd got up to their feet once again as the theme song to WWE Hall-of-Famer "The Heartbreak Kid" Shawn Michaels began to play nonstop to a thunderous ovation. That of course was soon followed by the appearance of a blonde-haired teenager with a signature cowboy hat, a pink open-buttoned shirt, blue jean shorts and green sandals, who entered through the curtain and started to flex just like the San Antonio legend himself. And even the familiar pyro went off right behind him, just to complete that total HBK feel itself.
Entrant #40: Geoff (Total Drama)
"Alright, time to get this party started!" The King replied, feeling pumped up.
"It should be, because coming in at #40 is Total Drama's resident party boy, Geoff!" Cole exclaimed.
"Wherever this guy goes, he's bound to bring the party with him!" Steven exclaimed as well, "He even invited me for one of his shindigs once. We saw Owen barf up a storm after downing three kegs of root beers."
"How come he never invites me to his parties?" Tazz replied.
"Possibly because you're an idiot, Tazz!" JR rolled his eyes. "And your heel attitude is another reason!"
"I'll bet that his girlfriend Bridgette has got something against me." Tazz pointed out.
Cole rolled his eyes before saying to Tazz, "Mostly because she hasn't forgotten the time you accidentally barfed on her sandals during that Total Drama World Tour afterparty!"
"Hey, that was an honest mistake!" Tazz replied in front of Cole, "Although I bet she's the reason she ruined Geoff back at Total Drama Action."
The King said with a groan, "Oh you mean like how he was acting like Chris with his whole Captain Hollywood?"
"At least his Captain Hollywood brought in the drama that made ratings, and made the Aftermath show worth watching." Tazz smirked.
"Tazz, you're an idiot." Steven replied, shutting Tazz up.
JR said to the rest of his broadcast partners, "Uh guys, I think we may need to do less talking and more on what's going on right now!"
While they were still talking however, they looked back toward the ring in time to witness Geoff pushing both Alex, Sam and Clover away from Duncan, who was trying so hard to get right back up to his feet after being stomped out nonstop by the three teenage spies. The crowd immediately witnessed this first-hand and booed
"Hey, take a look at that!" Tazz quickly pointed out in time.
Cole gulped big time before replying, "Apparently, Geoff's helping out his former friend.
"Alright, Geoff!" Tazz said, clapping his hands in applause, "You see, that's a good friend in need!"
"Good lord!" JR said, while rolling his eyes, "I can't believe he's helping out this thug!"
The King shook his head saying, "I swear to god, something stinks in here!"
"Believe me, King!" Steven replied, "Both Pearl and Amethyst would love to teach guys like them about why being a bully doesn't get you anywhere."
Geoff quickly dusted Duncan right off before saying, "Hey, you okay, dude?"
"Barely, those chicks beat me down like I was a cockroach!" Duncan replied to his best friend. "Wanna get them back?"
"Let's do it, dude." The party boy nodded
It was there that both Geoff and Duncan immediately stood toe-to-toe with Alex, Sam and Clover, which left the fans cheering on the teenage spies.
But then all of a sudden, Geoff went behind Duncan's back and threw the delinquent over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating Duncan to a shockwave full of cheers that left Tazz speechless at what he saw!
"Wait, what the–?" Tazz shrieked out of shock.
"Alright, Geoff!" Steven smirked in return, "Way to stick it to him!"
Cole immediately grinned, "Duncan got double-crossed by his friend, and now he's gone!"
"WHAT THE HELL, GEOFF!?" Tazz cried out angrily.
"HAHAHAHA, you know what they say, Tazz: Don't trust anybody!" The King said, smirking in front of Tazz.
13th Eliminated: Duncan; Eliminated by: Geoff; Duration: 12:28
Duncan immediately got right back up to his feet looking all pissed off that his best friend would turn his back like this, much to the delinquent's utter shock.
"Guess we're even now, huh?" Geoff smirked out to an angry Duncan, "That's what you get for eliminating my girlfriend back at TDI!"
JR heard this and nodded, "I definitely heard that!"
"Damn it, Duncan didn't do anything wrong!" Tazz said, still feeling outraged by what happened, "I knew that Bridgette was responsible for the downfall of their friendship!"
"Oh, grow up, Tazz!" Cole replied, "It was all because Duncan kept pressuring Geoff to vote off Bridgette when Geoff didn't want to in the first place."
"And thankfully, he didn't vote off Bridgette to begin with!" Steven said with a sigh of relief.
The King then replied, "Well, it looks like Duncan got voted off of the Rumble!"
"Wipe that damn grin off your face, King!" Tazz snarled to The King,
Duncan tried his best to get back into the ring in order to take revenge against Geoff, only for Garnet to stand in the punk's way with her arms crossed in intimidating fashion. He tried sidestepping at first, but only for the gem warrior to stand in his way every single time.
"Hey, get the hell out of my way, freak!" Duncan said to Garnet.
Garnet scowled down at him and said, "I don't think you want me to do that. Otherwise, I may turn you into a freak myself."
"Duncan, please get away from her!" Tazz shouted from his announce table.
JR said with unsure fashion, "I don't think Duncan's gonna hear your cries of help, Tazz."
"Yeah, if Duncan wants to dig his own grave, Tazz. You might want to let him." Steven said to the ECW legend.
Duncan wasn't gonna let Garnet get the best of him from that insult.
And thankfully, much to his sake and sanity, he didn't as he was forced to walk away much to the crowd chanting "You got burned" straight at him just to add insult to injury. Of course, it didn't hurt the fact that Duncan even flipped his middle finger at the fans who were chanting at him as he walked out.
"Welp, guess he finally got smart for once!" The King chuckled
Steven replied with a single nod, "Yeah, that's what I exactly thought coming from Duncan himself."
"And these fans are speaking their minds about him as we speak!" Cole exclaimed.
"These fans are a bunch of mindless puppets," Tazz scowled in return. "Doing nothing but bullying Duncan for what he is."
JR turned to Tazz saying, "And what's wrong with that, Tazz?"
Tazz immediately minded his own business and focused on the rest of the match, which of course involved both Raven and Raven Queen engaging in a tense face-off against one another, which got the crowd pumped up not knowing who to side in this goth vs. goth showdown.
"I think we got business going on here!" Cole pointed out.
"It's gonna be sweet seeing Raven vs. Raven here in this match!" Steven replied.
Tazz pointed out as well, "Okay, I can't exactly tell which one's Raven or Raven here! How the hell am I supposed to tell them apart?"
JR shrugged over to Tazz once again, "Well, the Raven's the one with the one piece and the other one's has the last name Queen, I probably assume!"
"That's gonna be confusing, but what the heck do I care? This is gonna be awesome!" The King smirked again.
As both Ravens stood face-to-face however, Raven immediately made the first move by hopping to the second rope and springboarding back to Raven Queen attempting a springboard stunner, only for Raven Queen to stop her and get her back up and attempt a Desolation Kick. She brought Raven down on her feet and attempted to kick her upside the head, only for Raven to duck down making Raven Queen miss the kick entirely. She then pushed the daughter of the Evil Queen over to the ropes, forcing Raven to run right at her by grabbing her arm in order to perform a springboard arm drag. Raven Queen managed to recover at quick time via a handspring and ran to the ropes attempting to strike the Teen Titan, only for Raven to duck down forcing Raven Queen to hop over her. They weren't done yet as Raven Queen ran to the ropes trying to attempt a handspring, only flipping over Raven's back and landing on her feet. Raven attempted to strike with a clothesline just in time for Raven Queen to duck down and surprise Raven out of nowhere with a back handspring headscissors, only for Raven to recover with a front handspring of her own while at the same time Raven Queen kipped up to her feet. Raven of course, attempted to surprise Raven Queen with a tilt-o-whirl hurricanrana, only for Raven Queen to once again recover with a quick handspring and engaging in front of Raven's face with a quick staredown, leaving the entire Anaheim crowd to erupt out of their seats and cheer loudly at what they were now seeing in front of their two eyes!
"My goodness, what a sequence!" Cole shouted out very loudly.
"Now this is what I like from these Rumble matches!" Steven widely smirked.
"Truly, it's moments like this that makes the Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble II more memorable!" JR replied.
The King nodded in unison, "So glad I got to be a part of it tonight!"
"Probably wouldn't have been more memorable if Steven didn't kick MJF out to begin with…" Tazz said to himself, muttering under his breath.
Steven was close to Tazz long enough to say to him, "You do realize I'm sitting next to you, huh?"
"Yeah, I'm aware of that." Tazz nodded sarcastically, "It still wasn't fair."
"For once in your miserable life, Tazz, can't you just forget about MJF and enjoy the match for once?!" JR said, groaning to the ECW legend.
Tazz attempted to talk back to JR, only for Tazz to be cut off at the sight of Sunset Shimmer, who immediately got thrown over the top rope just now by Ben Tennyson. Thankfully, Sunset managed to hang onto the apron in time keeping her safe. Ben attempted to knock her off the apron, only for Sunset to kick him upside the head.
"What a nice kick to the head." Cole replied.
Steven nodded before saying, "Yep, she got lucky there."
Sunset attempted to get back in, only to be cut off by Luz Noceda as the young witch surprised her with a big boot to the face, knocking Sunset Shimmer off the apron and down onto the floor, eliminating her to a nice big pop from the audience.
"She didn't get lucky that time, though!" Tazz shook his head.
"No, she did not." JR shook his head as well, "And Sunset is going-going-gone!"
"I swear, it's almost like she didn't see Luz coming at all!" The King pointed out.
14th Elimination: Sunset Shimmer; Eliminated by: Luz Noceda; Duration: 9:10
As Sunset Shimmer began taking a painful dirtnap at ringside however, the kick that she gave Ben Tennyson made the teenager feel a little wobbly as a result.
This left Cat Noir an opportunity to sneak from behind by grabbing Ben's leg and attempting to lift him over the top rope, only for Ben to hang onto the apron ropes for dear life!
"Hold up, we may see an elimination here!" Cole exclaimed.
"Maybe not, Cole!" Tazz shook his head before pointing out, "Ben's still hanging on!"
Unfortunately for Ben, it wouldn't be for long.
Realizing that Cat Noir was struggling to get Ben over the top rope, Luz wasted no time helping the French superhero out by grabbing Ben's other leg and lifting him over the top rope and onto the floor, resulting in a double elimination!
"Somebody phone home for Ben, cause he's done!" The King replied.
"Ben Tennyson's the next man gone from this Rumble match!" JR pointed out.
Steven replied as well saying, "I'm guessing that kick Sunset gave him not too long ago did him in!"
15th Elimination: Ben Tennyson; Eliminated by: Cat Noir and Luz Noceda; Duration: 13:31
As Ben slowly made his way out of ringside looking very dejected however, the camera scrolled back in the ring to see Beavis and Butt-Head plant Zim hard with a brutal double DDT that was so powerful, it left Tazz cringing on the commentary table.
"Big double DDT by Beavis and Butt-Head!" Cole exclaimed.
"Guess somebody's gonna want to phone in a nursing home for this alien!" Tazz pointed out.
The bad would soon get a lot worse for Zim to begin with however.
While Zim was down, the camera scrolled to the right and saw JFK being whipped to the ropes by both Nosedive and L'Orange. When the teenager ran right back however, the two mighty ducks lifted him up with a Double Flapjack, slamming down pretty hard on Zim as a result! Beavis and Butt-Head instantly saw this go down and laughed their asses off in return.
"Ohh, poor Zim!" The King chuckled out of pity.
"He got dadgum squashed to kingdom come!" JR exclaimed, "Man, that is brutal."
Butt-Head instantly laughed down at Him saying, "Huhuhuhuh… you got squashed. Huhuhuhuhuh… that was cool."
"Hehehehehe, yeah. I wanna see that again. Hehehehehe…" Beavis laughed as well.
As the two delinquents continued to laugh at Zim's pain however, the entire crowd found themselves standing up on their feet as they saw the Rumble clock light up just in time on the titantron, indicating that the next row of the contestants were about to come out in just a matter of time.
"I think we're about to get the next row of competitors in this ring up next, guys!" Steven said, pointing up to the titantron. "Who's gonna be coming into the Rumble match itself!"
There we go, another chapter come and gone! Now let's look onto the stats!
Entrants in the ring: 25
Entrants left to go: 120
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson
BTW, here's who's still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Nosedive Flashblade, Luz Noceda, Brad Boimler, Cat Noir, Michelangelo, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Caitlin Cooke, Jude Lizowski, Duke L'Orange, Snake Eyes, Raven, Samantha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Zim, Spectra Vondergeist, JFK, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Throttle, Beavis, Butt-Head, Raven Queen, Sam Manson, Geoff
Shortest time: Fred Flintstone (0:30) (NEW!)
Will Beavis and Butt-Head continue to act like idiots?
Who will double cross who?
Who will remind me that I have to take my morning coffee as usual?
Well, the last question will probably end with a yes, but all of you reading this will just have to wait until next chapter to see how it all comes down! So until then, you know what to do. Read, review, leave some feedbacks if you desire. Now if you'll excuse me, it's coffee time. WOOOO!