Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 7: Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin On
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*BZZT*
Entrant #41: Bender Rodriguez (Futurama)
As the buzzer rang out once more, the crowd immediately stood right out of their feet and exploded tenfold as Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance theme hit tenfold, which was followed by the appearance of a certain gray foul-mouthed robot who entered through the curtain even dressed like the Texas legend himself with the familiar black vest and all.
"All right, it's time for Bender to kick ass and take names, guys!" Tazz exclaimed.
"You said it, Tazz," Cole nodded, "And he just happens to be the 41st entrant entering in this match!"
The King then said with a smirk, "Look at that, he's even dressed like the Texas Rattlesnake himself!"
"Bah gawd, I think you're right, King!" JR nodded, agreeing with The King.
"What's missing is that pack of beer though, and it would be perfect!" Steven said, feeling impressed by the Stone Cold impression Bender made.
Cole then explained to the viewers watching at home, "For all the Futurama fans here tonight, we should tell you that Futurama will be returning for its 11th season, which will be premiering on Hulu this July."
Once Michael Cole was finished making that little plug of his, Bender continued his walk down the aisle before the song "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC began to play on the sound system next to yet another stunning pop. That was soon followed by the appearance of a beautiful girl with long black/white striped hair and dressed in a tiny sleek teal-colored plaid dress shirt with a thunderbolt-shaped belt all around her waist and a pair of black/white high heels. Her "shocking" appearance even got the entire male demographic going as well, replying to the next entrant with whistles and catcalls all around.
Entrant #42: Frankie Stein (Monster High)
"I think we're about to be in for a shock, guys." Steven replied before smirking, "No pun intended."
"You're not kidding, Steven!" The King nodded, "This Frankie Stein chick from Monster High is about to send the Rumble into high voltage!"
"She's the 42nd entrant entering this matchup so far!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz found himself groaning as he said, "Oh great, now we've got real live monsters in this Rumble! Some freak show this is turning out to be."
"Seriously, Tazz! I will never understand your beef against these ghouls." JR scowled to the ECW legend.
As Frankie continued her walk down the aisle, the familiar DuckTales theme song began to play next through the titantron as an anthropomorphic duck dressed in his familiar blue bathrobe and black top hat came through the curtain to another good ovation as always. He wasn't alone by the way as he also had his signature cane with him just to have a little bit of protection.
Entrant #43: Scrooge McDuck (DuckTales)
"I think this duck's looking to cashout next!" JR exclaimed.
"And Scrooge McDuck from DuckTales may be looking to do just that here tonight," Cole exclaimed as well before saying, "He's our next entrant entering this Rumble match!"
The King immediately pointed out, "Hard to believe this version we're seeing right now is the 1987 version, no less!"
"Let's not forget what Scrooge McDuck did in the first Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble," Steven pointed out as well, "He had his trusted nephews Huey, Dewey and Louie help him avoid elimination in the match!"
"I will say that was a smart plan Scrooge pulled off," Tazz nodded, "He would've gone far if it wasn't for Stan Smith attacking those brats to begin with."
JR shrugged to Tazz, "Well, Stan should've minded his own gosh dang business in the first place, otherwise he wouldn't have a broken nose at the end of Scrooge McDuck's cane in the first place, Tazz."
Scrooge continued his long walk down the aisle until "Maria Maria" by Santana played throughout the entire arena, which was soon followed by the appearance of a light-brown skinned teenager with black hair, white T-shirt with an open-collared teal T-shirt being worn over it, blue jeans and brown leather shoes entering through the curtain. He even found it in himself to dance all the way down the aisle, Fandango-style, much to the delight of the female demographic all sitting down at ringside.
Entrant #44: Bobby Santiago (The Loud House/The Casagrandes)
"Welp, somebody call Lori Loud, because here comes her Bobby Boo-Boo Bear!" The King exclaimed.
Cole nodded before saying, "That of course is the nickname of our next entrant, Bobby Santiago from both The Loud House and The Casagrandes!"
"Viva La Casagrande!" Steven proudly shouted out.
JR nodded in unison, "I heard that, Steven!"
Tazz then raised his eyebrow saying, "What kind of nickname is Bobby Boo-Boo Bear? Sounds too creepy and lovey-dovey."
"And what's wrong with that, Tazz?" Cole said, scowling to the hardcore legend.
Tazz immediately tried his best to say a line, let alone a sentence before he shook it off and said, "You're right, I got nothin'."
Bobby continued his sexy dance down the aisle long enough for the song "Horror Business" by The Misfits to play on the titantron next. That was all soon followed by the appearance of a teenager with pale white skin, teal middle-bob haircut, black corset/bustier, black neck choker, blue/green arm sleeves, black skirt and black boots, who entered through the curtain.
Entrant #45: Gwen (Total Drama)
Gwen suddenly found herself surprised that she was getting a standing ovation from the fans, who were busy holding up signs showing their support for Gwen that read "Gwen is #1", "We Love Gwen" and "Marry Me, Gwen" all around. Safe to say she was nevertheless impressed the entire entire time she ran down the aisle.
"Oh, now this is a good one we got here!" The King pointed out.
"Indeed, King," Cole nodded, "And Gwen from the Total Drama series is our next entrant in this Rumble match."
Steven nodded as well saying, "It's actually her first time in the Rumble, and so far, she's already a crowd favorite!"
"Well, it's no doubt she's one of Total Drama Island's strongest-performing characters in the show!" JR exclaimed.
"Yeah even though I don't like Gwen at all, I'd prefer her over Courtney any day any time." Tazz replied.
"I think we all would prefer that, Tazz!" The King replied, nodding over to Tazz.
As soon as Gwen got right inside the ring however, the camera quickly got back in the ring to see Caitlin Cooke attempt a backflip over Spectra Vondergeist. Spectra failed to react to what happened long enough for Caitlin to hang onto her from behind, attempting a german suplex only for Spectra to quickly roll right behind her. This situation was the perfect time for Frankie Stein to grab Caitlin right by the neck and trip Spectra from behind, nailing Caitlin with a German Suplex/STO combo!
"Whoa, impressive combo by both Frankie and Spectra!" Tazz exclaimed.
"It's no surprise they help out one another, knowing they both attend Monster High!" Steven pointed out.
Caitlin struggled but barely managed to get herself up from that attack.
Frankie and Spectra saw her wobbling at the ropes immediately with their own two eyes, which was the perfect image for the two of them to rush right after Caitlin with a double clothesline, which sent the lemon girl over the top ropes and onto the floor therefore getting her eliminated from the match!
"Welp, that lemonhead's gone!" Tazz replied.
"Indeed, Jude just lost his backup for the night!" JR nodded, "That definitely won't be good for him now that Caitlin's out of the matchup!"
"It's gonna have to be Jude from here on out it seems." The King nodded as well.
16th Elimination: Caitlin Cooke; Eliminated by: Frankie Stein and Spectra Vondergeist; Duration: 10:21
While Caitlin took her unfortunate leave at ringside, the camera refocused back to the ring where Cat Noir attempted to lift Lance in a Fireman's Carry position.
With Lance still being carried on his shoulders, Cat Noir decided to thrill the crowd full-blast by bench-pressing the mutant over and over again, sending his knees all the way down close to the mat and lifting his knees again as a way to perform exercise all over the troublemaker. Even this impressive display of strength was impressing the commentators at ringside as well.
"No way, look at that!" Cole exclaimed.
"I know, Cat Noir is literally bench pressing this guy!" Tazz exclaimed, "I gotta say, I'm impressed!"
Steven said to Tazz with a smirk, "Not bad for a superhero, huh?"
Cat Noir proceeded to put up a few more reps before Avalanche decided to get desperate by raking the French superhero right by the eyes
"Oh my lord," Cole angrily groaned, "How low can you go?"
JR shook his head saying, "Talk about a dirty trick!"
Cat Noir attempted to get back his vision the best that he could, but only for Lance to take Cat Noir right by the legs and lifting him up over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him to a massive wave of boos from a pissed-off Anaheim crowd.
"Nononono, not Cat Noir!" The King whined in agony.
JR shook his head once again, "I'm afraid so, King! He's gone thanks to this freak of nature!"
"Hey, what's your problem with mutants, JR?!" Tazz said, sternly asking JR,
JR soon turned his head to Tazz, growling in return, "Tazz, I'm seriously not even gonna bother explaining this to you."
17th Elimination: Cat Noir; Eliminated by: Lance "Avalanche" Alvers; Duration: 12:35
Lance foolishly took his time to taunt the fallen superhero, who was still struggling to get his vision back from that horrendous eye rake.
"How do you like that, frenchie?" Lance said, shouting down to Cat Noir from the ring, "Betcha you should've wished you were back in Paris stuffing your face full of baguettes you piece of–"
Lance wouldn't get a chance to say that last word however as Sam, Alex and Clover all snuck up right behind the mutant, lifting him up over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating Avalanche to the rip roaring delight of the crowd. They were thrilled as ever to see the mutant get his just desserts as a result of his disrespectful taunting!
"Yeah, serve you right, buddy!" Steven said, shouting to Lance.
"Looks like Lance just got spayed and neutered, guys!" JR exclaimed.
Tazz immediately said with a single facepalm, "Please tell me you didn't just make a Bob Barker reference."
"Indeed, we did Tazz, and Lance is history!" Cole exclaimed.
The King agreed with Cole saying, "You can say that justice was served, and I say thank you Sam, Alex and Clover."
18th Elimination: Lance "Avalanche" Alvers; Eliminated by: Samantha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy and Clover Ewing; Duration: 10:48
Lance immediately got right back up on his feet, feeling very shocked that he was eliminated in this kind of fashion.
He was immediately pissed off so bad that Lance attempted to get right back up on the apron in order to get inside the ring, only for a group of referees and even Garnet herself had to pull him down in order to keep him far away from the ring.
"My goodness, Lance is irate!" JR yelped.
"It wouldn't be the first time, JR!" Steven shrugged out, "Remember what he did in the first rumble?
"I think most of us do, and it ended with him in a bloody mess as a result!" The King said, remembering that moment himself.
Garnet looked to stop him altogether, but suddenly, she knew she didn't have to bother.
Before Lance could even think of arguing with the gem warrior himself, Cat Noir came right out of nowhere and superkicked Lance right in the face, knocking him out to a stellar ovation from the audience!
"Oh, Cat Noir with a superkick!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz turned to Cole and groaned, "Oh come on, that was a cheap shot and you know it, Cole!"
"And I suppose you didn't find a problem when Lance does it to Cat Noir?" Steven asked Tazz out of careless pity, "You're freakin' senile, you know?"
"Hey, I'm not senile!" Tazz said, crying out like a wussy.
JR turned to Tazz once more groaning, "Tazz, quit your complaining and just call the match already. No need to get your diapers in a bunch."
"Shut up, JR!" Tazz whined once more.
As Cat Noir finally left ringside with Lance literally left unconscious and whatnot, Geoff was on the ropes attempting to throw Brad Boimler over the top ropes with an Oklahoma Slam, only for the trekkie to hang onto the ropes himself in order not to get eliminated.
All seemed lost for him at first until Scrooge McDuck used the front of his cane to poke Geoff right between his legs, all before pulling the party boy back to him long enough to wrap the cane around Geoff's neck, hitting him with a White Russian Leg Sweep!
"Oh, crafty move by Scrooge McDuck!" Tazz chuckled a bit.
"I think Scrooge channeled his inner Sandman on that one!" Cole replied.
The King cringed a little saying, "That's not good having to be yanked like that. Unless it's Bridgette doing so!"
"Either so, you definitely gotta thank Scrooge for saving Brad's butt right there." Steven quickly pointed out.
Before Scrooge could do more damage to Geoff though, a sneaky Alejandro decided to cut himself in by pulling down Scrooge's hat over the duck's eyes, blinding him down for the time being much to the disgust of the crowd themselves.
"Hey, now that's uncalled for!" JR groaned.
Cole groaned as well, "Oh god, how low is that man gonna stoop?!"
"What can I say, guys? That's funny as hell!" Tazz chuckled.
The King immediately shook his head, "That's no way to treat the richest duck like this!"
"That I agree." Steven nodded.
Scrooge McDuck tried his best to get his hat right up, but couldn't due to how tight his hat around his beak was in return. This led him to growl through his hat, "Agh, I can't flippin' breathe, laddie. Somebody get me a lube!"
Alejandro didn't have much time to smirk let alone laugh at Scrooge's misery as all of a sudden, Raven decided to sneak up on him and surprise him with a big Angle Slam, leaving the crowd to cheer once more!
"Guess who's laughing now, Al?" The King smirked.
"I'm certain that's the rest of the crowd right now, King!" Cole pointed out.
Tazz shook his head replying, "I can't believe you're finding delight in seeing Alejandro get snuck up like that!"
"Not so funny when he has to play dirty like that, Tazz," JR shook his head back to Tazz, "I think Alejandro deserved that Angle Slam!"
"I think he'll deserve a lot more than that." Steven said, agreeing with JR.
"I swear, you guys will never understand how the wrestling world works." Tazz replied out of disgust.
Meanwhile, as Alejandro was trying hard to get back on his feet from that sneak attack, the entire Anaheim crowd all stood up on their feet yet again in anticipation, looking over to the titantron with bated breath as the Rumble clock appeared to tick down to its next set of entrants that were ready to enter the match.
"Look alive everyone, we're about to get our next group in this Rumble," Steven said, informing his broadcast partners, "Sure can't wait to see who they are!"
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*BZZT!*
Entrant #46: Donatello (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
As the buzzer sounded off full-blast, the entire crowd were treated yet again to the song "Pizza Power" as another anthropomorphic turtle with a purple headband, purple elbow pads and purple knee pads raced right through the curtain, carrying his signature bo staff to a standing ovation from the psyched-up Anaheim audience!
"Well, it looks like Michelangelo is gonna have some backup!" JR exclaimed.
"Indeed he will, because Donatello from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is entering next in the Rumble match!" Steven pointed out.
"For those who know their Ninja Turtle history, Donatello is considered to be the group's resident genius," Cole replied, "And you can be sure he'll use his smarts to get through!"
Tazz said with a brief scoff, "Yeah well, we'll see if it actually gets him far!"
"The more you underestimate these competitors, Tazz. The more likely they're gonna prove you wrong!" JR said, rubbing it in Tazz's face.
Donatello continued running down the aisle long enough for the next song to play on the titantron itself, which just happened to be "We Got The Beat" by The Go-Go's. The crowd all stood with delight as they saw a big-headed kid dressed in a red shirt with the logo of a yellow atom on the front, blue jeans, plain sneakers and sporting brown ice cream-like hair, enter through the curtain all while taking in the cheers as a result.
Entrant #47: Jimmy Neutron (Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius)
"Hey, speaking of geniuses, we got another one coming down!" The King pointed out.
"And this boy genius just happens to be Jimmy Neutron," JR exclaimed, "He's our next entrant in this Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble match!"
"I see he's the one with that hot mom." Tazz pointed out.
"Tazz, don't start!" JR said, growling at Tazz.
The King looked at Tazz himself, "I think you've got Jimmy Neutron's mother confused with some other cartoon mom."
"And besides, Tazz, you wouldn't have a shot with her anyway," Cole shook his head to Tazz, "You know damn well she's already married!"
Tazz scoffed with a chuckle, "Which loser would want to marry this kid's mom?"
"You're not very bright, are you?" Steven replied, literally feeling sorry for Tazz
As the rest of the commentators immediately decided to ignore Tazz for his stupidity, Jimmy continued to run down the aisle long enough for "Lose Yourself" from Eminem to play on the titantron next, which was soon followed by the appearance of a light blue-skinned teenager wearing a bluish-teal beanie cap with boyishly medium bluish-black hair, dark blue hoodie with multiple blue stripes, blue camo jeans and black/white sneakers. The ovation that he got entering through the curtain was big at best, mostly coming from the female demographic who were fawning and fainting over at the sight of this next entrant.
Entrant #48: Invisi Billy (Monster High)
"Oh great, that's what we need, another freak," Tazz groaned, "This becoming a circus all of a sudden?"
"Underestimate him all you want," Cole sternly said to Tazz. "But Invisi Billy from Monster High is one teenager with skills you can't deny, Tazz!"
"I never knew how much of a big hit he's with the ladies here tonight," Steven replied, feeling impressed by the ovation himself. "Definitely must be the beanie or the hair!"
JR agreed with Steven saying, "Either way, they're liking what they're seeing."
"He's getting a lot more rizz than I am." The King replied, getting in a chuckle.
While Invisi Billy continued to run down that aisle though, the song "Walk Like An Egyptian" by the Bangles continued to play next as an attractive woman with raven-colored hair and dressed in a white tank-top, short black skirt and black high heels entered through the curtain with a big applause and cheers from the fans, but only this time, the ovation mostly considered of the horny male demographic sitting at ringside.
Entrant #49: Cleopatra (Clone High)
"Now this is getting good here, guys!" Tazz said, rubbing his hands with a smirk, "We got a babe coming our way!"
"That babe Tazz is referring to is Cleopatra from the MTV show turned HBO Max reboot Clone High coming in at #49 in the match," Cole pointed out, "And it looks like our male fans are more than happy to see her!"
The King asked Cole with a smirk, "Who can blame them? She's that hot!"
"Guessing Invisi Billy isn't the only one with a lot of rizz tonight!" JR nodded.
"I can tell you one of the things I don't like about the Clone High reboot, is how they give Joan of Arc more time then Cleopatra." Tazz pointed out, "And they make Joan popular over Cleo, it's just not right."
Steven scowled over to Tazz, "Well if you've got a problem with the show, take it up with the producers."
Cleopatra proceeded to continue her walk down the aisle until the song "Bloodline" by Slayer began to play full-blast into the soundsystem, which was also followed by a pyro of smoke appearing all across the stage with purple lights lighting up all throughout the arena just to keep up with the gothic setting. This made the fans quite curious as ever to see which contestant would come out to very stylish music like this. It wouldn't be long before the crowd popped up like crazy at the sight of a big anthropormorphic human-like gargoyle with purple skin, dark black mullet and a leather brown loincloth with a leather brown belt attached around the waist enter through the curtain, looking very stern and intimidating as ever.
Entrant #50: Goliath (Gargoyles)
"Oh, dear…" Tazz said, gulping out of fear.
"I heard that, Tazz! Look who's got #50!" JR exclaimed.
"One of the strongest members there ever is, it's Goliath from Disney's Gargoyles entering at #50 in this match!" Cole pointed out, "This is one man you definitely wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley no matter what."
The King said with a sly smirk, "I bet Tazz would like to meet him though."
"Hey, leave me out of this, King!" Tazz whined once more.
While Goliath took his time walking down ringside, the camera quickly scrolled back to the ring where Butt-Head caught Bobby Santiago with a body slam off guard. With the latino youngster stunned at the moment, Butt-Head immediately turned to Beavis with a such a snicker coming from his overbitten lips.
"Hey, Beavis, huhuhuhuhuh, get the wood…" Butt-Head said, laughing to his friend.
Hearing his friend loud and clear, Beavis retreated under the ropes and searched under the apron hoping to look for a table. Butt-Head immediately made the mistake watching though as he had his back turned long enough for Check "Grin" Hardwing to sneak up from behind and throw Butt-Head over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him much to a stellar ovation from the Anaheim crowd (which wasn't too surprising considering Grin was one of the hometown ducks).
"Well, that was stupid!" JR said, facepalming himself.
"Butt-Head definitely paid the price turning his back like that," Steven nodded, "And now he's going, going, gone!"
Tazz smirked with complete laughter, "Yeah, too bad Beavis is gonna be going solo here!"
19th Elimination Butt-Head; Eliminated by: Check "Grin" Hardwing; Duration: 4:13
After only milliseconds of searching though, Beavis immediately managed to get a table from ringside, therefore pumping the crowd up in return. But before he could even think about setting up the table at ringside though, he immediately turned his shoulder and noticed Butt-Head laying down at ringside, not even realizing he was already eliminated.
"Hehehehehehe," Beavis laughed before saying to Butt-Head, "Oh hey, how's it going?"
"Damn it, buttmunch, you got me eliminated," Butt-Head scowled to Beavis, "Get back in that ring and kick that duck's ass for me. Huhuhuhuhuhuh…"
"All right, fine," Beavis said, muttering over to Butt-Head, "Fartknocker… hehehehehehe…"
Beavis immediately forgot about the table and proceeded to get back into the ring through the ropes. But he seemed to be at the wrong place and the wrong time as all of a sudden, Beavis looked up to see Check "Grin" Hardwing stand right before him much to Beavis's utter disappointment.
"Uh-oh," The King gulped, "I think Beavis made a mistake!"
"Yeah, and he's gonna pay standing in front of Grin like that!" JR nodded.
No doubt, Beavis was gonna pay for that mistake.
Before he could react at the single slightest time however, Grin immediately grabbed Beavis right by the throat and using just an ounce of his power, pushed him way over the top rope and onto the floor eliminating him to yet another dazzling hometown pop!
"Welp, so much for riding solo here," Cole replied, "Beavis has been eliminated!"
"I bet that wasn't cool for him, though!" Steven said, smirking in delight.
20th Elimination: Beavis; Eliminated by: Check "Grin" Hardwing; Duration: 4:20
As both Beavis and Butt-Head proceeded to take their walk back to the locker room however, the camera took their focus on Goliath who immediately cleaned house inside the ring, blasting both Michelangelo and Bender Rodriguez with two stiff clotheslines before catching JFK off guard with a side suplex!
"Whoa, look at this guy go to work already!" Tazz pointed out.
"You're telling me," The King nodded, "He just put JFK out of business with that side suplex!"
"No doubt this guy ain't gonna be president with a bad back like that!" Steven replied.
Zim was the next competitor to try to get his hands on the big bad gargoyle himself, as he hopped on top of Goliath's back and attempted to lock in a big headlock. But strange enough, the headlock didn't seem to faze him at all though as he continued to go right on the onslaught, smashing Bobby Santiago across the turnbuckle with a running avalanche suplex!
"No way!" Cole exclaimed.
"Can't believe he rushed right towards Bobby with Zim still being carried on his frickin' back!" Tazz pointed out in pure shock.
"It's weird," The King smirked, "It's almost like Zim's his backpack or something!"
While he continued his dominating performance with Zim still attached on his shoulders, Bobby Santiago found himself going down on all fours, attempting to catch in one single breath in return.
Donatello attempted to go after him at first, but before he could however, he saw Invisi Billy hop on Bobby's back and surprise the ninja turtle with a jumping tornado DDT!
"Whoa, Invisi Billy right out of nowhere!" JR replied.
"It's almost like Donnie didn't even see him at all," Tazz replied as well before smirking, "Get it, because the dude's pretty much invisible?"
"Yeah, we all get it, Tazz." Cole said, rolling his eyes.
Meanwhile, at another part of the ring, Gwen decided to catch Sam Manson off guard by trapping her with an untrappable headlock, clenching the Amity Park goth girl's skull right around her grasp.
"Gwen getting Goth Sam grounded right at the moment!" Steven pointed out.
"No doubt a headlock like that will sap your strength!" JR replied.
Gwen proceeded to have Sam trapped in the hold for another few seconds before Raven Queen decided to butt in at the right time, decking Gwen with a big DDT while at the same time Gwen sent Sam Manson's head right into the mat with a headlock driver, impressing both the commentators and fans sitting right at ringside!
"Wow, what a combination!" Cole shouted.
"Never thought I'd live to see the day where Raven Queen DDT'd Gwen while at the same time getting Sam Manson with that headlock driver!" The King smirked yet again.
"Consider yourself lucky, huh KIng?" Steven said, smirking back to the legend.
While both Gwen and Sam Manson were busy taking a total dirtnap, the other goth girl in the match, Raven, decided to conjure up what seemed to be a dark ladder inside the ring and next to the lower right corner.
She then carefully managed to climb each rung on the darkened ladder all while a good shot of Throttle, Geoff, Nosedive Flashblade, Duke L'Orange, Luz Noceda and Jude Lizowski brawling one another in a fracas was shown in its entirety. Raven knew where she was going with this little stunt and even the commentators noticed it themselves.
"Oh man, please tell me she's not gonna be doing this!" Tazz said, shriveling in horror.
"Oh, she's totally doing this, Tazz!" JR nodded.
"I really can't bare to watch," The KIng said, all while covering his eyes, "I don't see anything good coming out of this!"
Raven looked to dive all across the row of combatants in the match at first, only for Snake Eyes to climb up the darkened ladder quickly and surprise Raven with a fist shot to the chest. He then got her up into a suplex position right on the ladder, all before she lifted her up and fell all the way down crashing onto Throttle, Geoff, Nosedive, Duke, Luz and Jude all in one, therefore leaving all of the fans and commentators into a frenzy!
"WHAT THE—" Michael Cole yelped.
"YOU GOTTA BE DADGUM KIDDIN' ME!" JR shouted out as well, "RIGHT OFF THE LADDER!"
"Snake Eyes just legit took Raven for a ride all the way down to hell!" Steven exclaimed, already losing his mind what happened.
"There's at least one difference about this," The KIng replied before shriveling up a little, "At least Trigon's not waiting for his daughter this time!"
The crowd continued to chant "Holy Shit" over and over again, straight up losing their minds at the suplex that Snake Eyes did to Raven on that ladder and onto the fallen row of contestants.
Yet, while at the same time that was going on, Goliath had been immediately fed up by having to literally carry Zim right on his back and shoulders. So much so that Goliath proceeded to hold Zim right up in the air with a big gorilla press.
"Welp, looks like fun's about to be over for poor little Zimmy here!" Tazz said, obviously laughing his ass off.
Zim attempted to fight off Goliath's grasp, but alas it was to no avail anyway as Goliath used his impressive strength to gorilla press Zim over the top ropes, letting the small alien fall all the way down to the ringside floor getting him eliminated with a big pop from the ecstatic crowd.
"And his invasion is over!" The King chuckled.
Tazz then chuckled as well, "He didn't come in piece, but he sure came down in pieces!"
"Chalk up Goliath's first elimination of the night!" Cole exclaimed.
21st Elimination: Zim; Eliminated by: Goliath; Duration: 6:48
Meanwhile, as Zim slowly managed to walk away from ringside, the crowd instantly stood up out of their feet again as they watched the Rumble clock light up the titantron once more, instantly ticking down to the next five entrants that were looking to come out momentarily at any second.
"The night's still looking young, guys," JR said to his commentary team, "We're only moments about to see who's our next pair of entrants to come out right now!"
Man, this was a pain to get done, but at least it's all done and over it for today. Okay, here's the stats!
Entrants in the ring: 29
Entrants left to go: 110
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche: Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis and Zim
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Nosedive Flashblade, Luz Noceda, Brad Boimler, Michelangelo, Jude Lizowski, Duke L'Orange, Snake Eyes, Raven, Samantha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Spectra Vondergeist, JFK, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Throttle, Raven Queen, Sam Manson, Geoff, Frankie Stein, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bobby Santiago, Gwen, Donatello, Jimmy Neutron, Invisi Billy, Cleopatra, Goliath
Shortest time: Fred Flintstone (0:30)
Is the ring gonna continue to fill up with big names?
Will the ring try to hold these massive competitors?
What kind of crazy shit will go down next?
Either way, you're just gonna have to find out for yourself, because well, that's the way we like to roll and nothing else in between. So wait until the next chapter for a whole lot of craziness in between! When that time comes, don't forget to read, review, leave a little feedbacks if you can and want to see more of this Rumble than you can handle. Anyway, it's coffee time so take care. PEACE!