Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 13: That Girl Is Poison
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*BZZT*
After the buzzer sounded off for perhaps the umpteenth time tonight, the song "Poison" by Bell Biv Devoe started to play full-blast as an attractive red-haired woman with green skin came out through the curtain wearing a white shirt being worn over by a dark green jacket, decked in green pants and dark shoes. The ovation she got was quite wild at best, mostly coming from the male demographic that were definitely sitting at ringside. Some of them immediately fainted in response, leaving them breath taken by this beauty.
Entrant #101: Poison Ivy (DC's Harley Quinn)
"Welp, this sounds like a very fitting song for our next entrant," Tazz pointed out, "And I already like her!"
"Don't let her looks fool you though, Tazz," JR shook his head, "Poison Ivy from DC's Harley Quinn may use her beguiling looks to spell doom for ANY superstar."
"Is it weird that I'm feeling the same thing Tazz is feeling seeing her?" The King asked his commentators, "She's like if Jessica Rabbit went green!"
"Kinda like that description for her truth be told." Steven replied.
As Poison Ivy continued her run down the aisle however, the familiar Samurai Jack theme song had played to a great standing ovation as a muscular man dressed in a white gi and sandals made his way through the curtain holding his signature sword in hand. He swung the samurai sword all around just to dazzle the crowd before wrapping it around his waist and taking off running.
Entrant #102: Samurai Jack
"Looks like this samurai's ready for a fight!" Cole exclaimed.
"And you can best be sure Samurai Jack is prepared for this battle," JR replied. "He enters at #102 here in this matchup!"
"Let's not forget that Samurai Jack had the longest time here in the Rumble match as well." Steven pointed out.
"That dude must've been one hell of a marathon man." Tazz replied as well.
"I know, right?" The King nodded, "I'm waiting to see what he's gonna pull off in this Rumble!"
While Samurai Jack still continued his walk down the aisle however, the theme song to current WWE wrestler AJ Styles played on with a nice pop from the crowd, which was soon followed by the appearance of a brown-haired teenager that was decked in a nice gray hoodie, gray khaki jeans and gray sneakers. Knowing that he was also wearing his hoodie like AJ, he posed for the crowd with his arms wide while a row of fireworks shot very fitting of the Phenomenal One.
Entrant #103: Monty Monogram (Phineas and Ferb)
"I think those people in the ring aren't gonna want any of this man!" JR shook his head.
"And for very good reason, JR! " Cole nodded, "Monty Monogram from Phineas and Ferb has returned from the last Cartoon Rumble to make things Phenomenal in this match!"
"Isn't he the son who has the same monobrow as his dad?" Tazz said, referring to Monty's father, Major Monogram.
"Of course he does, Tazz," Steven rolled his eyes, "What kind of dumb question is that?"
"Well, don't blame me knowing the fact that I haven't watched much of this character at all." Tazz replied, defending himself in front of Steven.
Monty didn't take off running though as he stood on the stage for a good reason.
It wouldn't be long however until the song "Horror Business" by The Misfits played on the soundsystem next, which was soon followed by the appearance of an attractive female teenager with long brunette hair entering through the curtain with her usual leather jacket, leather belt, leather black pants and leather black boots. And she came out strong due to the ovation she was mostly getting from her loyal male fans at ringside.
Entrant #104: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
"Wait a minute," The King paused a bit, "We're gonna have a boyfriend and girlfriend entering the ring together?!"
"I believe so, King! " Cole nodded, "First, we got Monty Monogram and now we got Vanessa Doofenshmirtz entering the match after him!"
"This is a big advantage for Monty and Vanessa knowing how well they're gonna flow together." Steven pointed out.
"I would be quite surprised if they ended up being the final two!" JR exclaimed.
"I'm hoping that monobrow doesn't become quite a distraction for Vanessa," Tazz shook his head, "Every time I see it, it's gonna make me think of his dad."
While both Monty and Vanessa took off running down the aisle though, their song died out long enough for the tune "Crazy On You" by Heart to play out on the titantron up next. That was also soon followed by the appearance of a teenage girl with light purple skin with long bluish-purple hair (with pink and red streaks down her locks), light blue buttoned-up t-shirt, purple skirt and purple boots worn all around her. She too ended up getting quite a good ovation from the crowd themselves, who cheered nonstop for her on her way towards the ring.
Entrant #105: Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)
"Hey, look who's ready to make some magic, everybody?" Steven asked the commentators.
"I'm sure this woman will, because in comes Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls at #105!" Cole replied.
"I would have loved to see her give Raven or Raven Queen a run for her money," The King replied before groaning, "Sadly, I don't think it's gonna happen!"
"I'm certain that won't bother Twilight Sparkle none, King," JR shook his head. "She's here to survive no matter what stands in her way!"
As Twilight continued her run down the aisle though, the camera scrolled right back over to the ring where Abe Lincoln found his own feet being latched on by Vanessa, who grabbed them with a tight grip.
She had distracted him long enough for Monty Monogram to appear right on the apron and leap on the ropes, decking Abe right in the noggin with a Phenomenal Forearm!
"Whoa, Monty with a big Phenomenal Forearm!" Cole exclaimed.
"Did you see Vanessa latch onto Abe's feet like a spider monkey?" Tazz asked the commentators.
Steven said with a brief nod, "I gotta admit, that was pretty effective as I thought!"
"The hit that Abe suffered from Monty was enough for Mr. Lincoln to take a loop.
Both Monty and Vanessa wasted no time capitalizing on his weakened state as the two lovers decked Abe with a double clothesline. The impact immediately sent Abe over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him in an instant much to the crowd's delight!
"Welp, down goes the chief!" Tazz pointed out.
"Guess we won't be having Abe Lincoln to kick around anymore!" The King groaned, "He just got impeached out of the Rumble!"
"Nope, his presidential term is one and done!" Steven said with a smirk.
75th Elimination: Abe Lincoln; Eliminated by: Monty Monogram and Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Duration: 6:17
Meanwhile, as Abe Lincoln immediately took his leave from ringside, Gary Goodspeed managed to possess a ladder around his hands therefore setting it up at the upper right corner while Bart Simpson was busy feeling groggy at the lower left corner.
"Gary Goodspeed setting up a ladder right at the corner." Cole pointed out.
"I can imagine somebody getting the worst end of that kind of steel." Steven also pointed out as well.
"Yeah, try telling that to Jeff Hardy," Tazz nodded, "That guy's a sucker for punishment."
"I'm certain he's gonna join him on that list, Tazz." The King pointed out.
After he was done setting up the ladder however, Gary Goodspeed went right over to Bart and proceeded to whip him over to the ladder.
But as he did so, however, Bart immediately counter-whipped the space soldier, sending Gary flipping towards the ladder and wrecking his back in the process!
"Oh, what a trainwreck right there!" JR groaned.
"Goodspeed definitely got the worst of that collision!" Tazz nodded, "Can't believe that punk kid outsmarted him!"
While Gary was left to wrench his own back in pain, Ulrich Stern looked to deliver a brutal piledriver to Apple White, who right now was completely upside down due to the oxygen she was losing beneath her brain.
But she did eventually manage to wiggle out of his grasp though and lift up Ulrich for a big counter, therefore slamming the youngster down on the back of his head with a big Alabama Slam!
"That definitely didn't go well for Ulrich!" Cole shook his head.
"Apple with that picture perfect Alabama Slam,"The King exclaimed, " That was truly hardcore!"
"How do you like her now?" Tazz said, making a Hardcore Holly reference.
"I'm sure this crowd does." JR said, hearing the loud crowd from his announcer's table.
Apple White looked to eat up the crowd's cheers for what it was worth until she felt a single green vine wrap tightly around her neck, leaving her struggling to breathe for air due to the strangulation surrounding her neck thanks to Poison Ivy.
"Hang on, Poison Ivy from behind!" Steven shouted out.
"Oh no," The King gulped, "Where did that vine come from?"
"That can't be legal," Tazz shook his head. He then turned to JR and said, "Is that legal, JR?"
JR turned to Tazz and shrugged, "Why the hell should I know, Tazz? I don't run this event!"
Steven shrugged as well, "Either way, Apple's gonna run out of air!"
"Somebody get a damn weed killer or something! " The King pointed out
Poison Ivy managed to choke Apple with her vine long enough for the fair princess to fall limp around her arms.
The villainess then capitalized this big time by throwing out an unconscious Apple White over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her from the Rumble matchup due to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
"Uh-oh, that's not gonna be a happy ending!" Tazz shook his head.
"Afraid not, Tazz!" JR nodded, "Apple White has just been eliminated."
"That's not right, Poison Ivy's gone too far there," The King pointed out, "I don't care how hot she looks, there's no excuse for that at all."
"Unfortunately, her looks are as deadly as it seems, King." Cole nodded.
76th Elimination: Apple White; Eliminated by: Poison Ivy; Duration: 12:58
The referees over at ringside found themselves immediately racing over to check on Apple White, who was struggling to get some air back into her lungs from that stranglehold she suffered.
It wouldn't be long before Brian Hebner called for a nearby medical team to escort Apple White out of ringside, who was thankfully yet barely walking due to the pain that was still surging inside her.
"Yikes, you really hate to see something like this." JR shook his head.
"Can't imagine how Daring's feeling watching this happen." Tazz replied.
"Can't imagine that either," Cole replied as well, "We can only hope that it's not serious for her."
"I also really hope that Apple White isn't dead either," The King shook his head, "Otherwise, we might have to take drastic measures."
"Yeah, I might have to look into the rulebook for that." Steven nodded.
While the medics managed to help escort Apple out of ringside, the camera scrolled back into the ring to see DJ surprise Carmen Sandiego with a big giant pop-up powerbomb.
But before she could slam her, however, Carmen immediately reversed it into a hurricanrana, sending DJ clothesline himself towards the ropes!
"Oh, DJ collided with the ropes!" Steven quickly pointed out.
"Smart thinking by Carmen there!" The King pointed out.
DJ attempted to recover from that rope clothesline as fast as he could, only for both Samurai Jack and Carmen Sandiego to lift up DJ right by his feet, sending the powerhouse over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating the biggest member of the Total Drama franchise out of the Rumble match!
"There goes the big guy!" Steven exclaimed.
"You know what they say," Tazz paused before saying out loud, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall!"
"Real clever, Tazz." JR said in a bored expression.
"Why on earth did we ever have you out here?" The King asked Tazz with a groan.
77th Elimination: DJ; Eliminated by: Samurai Jack and Carmen Sandiego; Duration: 11:20
As DJ picked himself up and left in defeat, LeShawna was having a little bit of trouble on the apron herself after having to survive a near-elimination attempt that the camera had suddenly missed.
"LeShawna right at the apron trying to take a breather." Cole pointed out.
"No doubt most of them are gunning after her." The King pointed out as well,
"It'll take a lot more to get rid of this ghetto girl," JR replied. "She's got a lot of strong resolve."
"I think her big butt's keeping her alive." Tazz smirked.
"Please don't make another butt joke like that." Steven said, scowling at Tazz.
LeShawna looked to be safe for the time being before she was suddenly caught off guard by Marshal Moo Montana, who latched in the Iron Claw and surged pain towards LeShawna's entire forehead, making the soul sister scream out in tremendous agony.
"Wait a minute, Marshal Moo with the claw!" JR shouted, "He's got the claw locked in again!"
"She definitely didn't see that one coming!" Tazz shook his head.
"This is not a good hold for LeShawna to be caught in!" Steven replied.
The King then gulped in fear, "If things don't turn around fast, she's gonna be in for a major heartache!"
"Or a headache if that's the case!" Cole replied.
Marshal Moo continued to keep the lock in for a good second before he felt his feet go up on him.
He felt this guard go down on him suddenly and both Gwen and Trent snuck up on the cowboy and pushed him over the top rope. And with some help from LeShawna, they dropped Marshal Moo on the ringside floor for another big elimination!
"And the cowboy rides away!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Team Gwen has once again but another entrant to pasture!" Cole pointed out.
"Hey, at least he gave Alejandro quite a headache to remember," Steven pointed out as well. "He'll need to down aspirin by the time the night is over!"
"I guarantee he'll probably need a little more than that." JR replied.
78th Elimination: Marshal Moo Montana; Eliminated by: Gwen, Trent and LeShawna; Duration: 5:47
Meanwhile, just as Marshal Moo Montana began to leave ringside entirely, the rest of the crowd immediately got up from their seats and turned over to the titantron to see the Rumble clock displayed for everybody to see. That obviously meant that the next set of entrants were looking to enter the Rumble match at any minute, which looked to be right about now as the crowd all waited with such anticipation whose next five entrants were gonna be.
"This crowd's getting to their feet everyone," Steven exclaimed, "They can't wait to see who entrants 106-110 are gonna be next!"
"Truth be told, so are we!" The King nodded as he watched that clock instantly tick down to t-minus…
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*BZZT!*
After the buzzer sounded off full-blast for perhaps the 20th time for tonight, so did the song "We Will Rock You" by Queen as it played throughout the arena nonstop much to the screaming hometown crowd. That was also soon followed by the appearance of a blonde-haired anthropomorphic duck, who came out through the curtain and throughout the cold smoke and colored teal/purple lasers wearing a purple jumpsuit with wide shoulder pads, purple headband, light purple shades, white boots and sported blonde hair that almost looked similar to a certain Street Fighter character.
Entrant #106: Tanya Vanderflock (Mighty Ducks The Animated Series)
"Looks like more help's on the way for Nosedive himself!" Cole exclaimed.
"And it's in the form of Tanya Vanderflock from Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series herself!" JR exclaimed as well, "She's the next entrant making her Rumble debut at #106!"
"I've heard that she's almost a complete comparison of Ingrid from that Fire Emblem: Three Houses game." Steven pointed out.
"Yeah, both are blonde, spirit-driven, skilled in combat and have untapped potential in every single way!" The King replied.
Tazz then raised his eyebrow towards The King and said, "How the hell do you know much about video games?"
"Steven, of course," The King said, pointing to Steven. "He's got excellent taste when it comes to video games."
As Tanya continued to eat up the hometown cheers on her way down the aisle, the song "State of Shock" by The Jacksons and Mick Jagger proceeded to play next on the titantron itself as a teenager with dark brown skin and dreadlocks came out through the curtain wearing a black jumpsuit with a yellow thunderbolt attached to his chest, all while decking a sick blue trenchcoat and blue boots just to boot.
Entrant #107: Static (Static Shock)
"Well, this entrant's sure gonna put us in a state of shock!" Tazz pointed out.
"It's quite a song that's well fitting for our next entrant from his self-titled show, Static from Static Shock!" JR replied, "He's entering #107 in this matchup so far."
"By day, he's a high school student, Virgil Hawkins, but sometimes throughout the afternoons and at night, he's the one and only Static himself!" Steven replied as well.
"Can he shock us with a Rumble win if that's the question?" The King asked himself.
While Static continued his run down ringside, the song "State of Shock" soon died out only to be replaced by the song "Pizza Power" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles In Time video game. That wasn't all though as an anthropomorphic turtle dressed in a red headband through the eyes, and decked out in similar red elbow and knee pads came out through the curtain and began to be greeted by this screaming Anaheim crowd, which all looked thrilled to see this next entrant appear in their very eyes.
Entrant #108: Raphael (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
"Welp, it's time for turtle power yet again!" Steven exclaimed.
"Bringing out the roughest and toughest of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle bunch so far is Raphael coming in at #108 in the Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II!" Cole replied.
"This dude has one bad temper if you dare piss him off," Tazz pointed out, "Gotta say, he kinda reminds me of me in my ECW days."
"Let's hope he has that same killer instinct as you did back then, Tazz!" JR smirked a bit.
As Raphael continued running down the aisle though, the song "Dammit" by Blink 182 proceeded to play next all around the sound system as a female teenager with medium platinum-blonde hair with a blue streak on the left side of her hair came out through the curtain wearing a green-white long sleeved shirt, blue short shorts, white socks and blue sneakers. The crowd immediately cheered her on while she went down the aisle, riding on her signature skateboard much to her personal delight.
Entrant #109: Jackie Lynn Thomas (Star vs. The Forces of Evil)
"Oh, lovely," Tazz rolled his eyes sarcastically, "That's what we need in this entire Rumble: More skateboarders!"
"Well, like it or not, Tazz, you're gonna get one in the form of this next entrant, Jackie Lynn Thomas from Star vs. The Forces of Evil!" JR exclaimed.
"It's no question her skateboarding moves definitely caught the eye of Marco Diaz that one time!" Steven pointed out to the rest of the commentators.
"Well, it's too bad Marco can't share the ring with her," The King groaned before saying in a beaming tone, "But at least she's more than willing to give Star Butterfly a hand!"
Jackie Lynn Thomas continued to ride her skateboard long enough for the song "Goofy Goober Rock" from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie to play on the titantron next to a brilliant ovation from the people inside the arena. They watched with pure delight as a familiar cartoon sponge dressed in his usual work clothes, which consisted a white shirt, red business tie, brown jean shorts, white socks with a familiar red-blue stripe and squeaky black shoes run through the curtain and give his fans a row of high-fives as he was running down the aisle.
Entrant #110: SpongeBob SquarePants
"Hey JR, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" The King asked JR.
"That would definitely be our next entrant in this Rumble match, SpongeBob SquarePants!" JR exclaimed.
"Is there anything this sponge can't do?" Steven asked his commentators before naming the accomplishments one-by-one, "I mean, this guy is an excellent jelly fisher, fry cook, a Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy superfan, he's even won more Kids Choice Awards than Ric Flair and John Cena wins World Championships combined!"
"And his legend continues to grow to this very day!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz said with a confident smirk, "I got faith in this kid. Even put $100 on SpongeBob myself."
"Why did you bet on–" JR turned to Tazz for a little bit before groaning, "Never mind, I don't wanna know."
SpongeBob continued to give the people he passed by high-fives before he got right inside the ring, looking to clean damage.
But before he could do that though, Raphael ended up coming in and decking the sponge right in the face with a big Yakuza Kick!
"Ouch!" Steven hissed in agony.
"Well, that was a rough start for SpongeBob!" The King exclaimed.
SpongeBob attempted to get himself up the best that he could, but Raphael on the other hand didn't want to waste any more time.
The roughest and toughest of the Ninja Turtles picked the fry cook right up on his feet and immediately wasted no time chucking him over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him instantly in short order!
"WHOA!" JR yelped.
"What, he's gone already?!" The King yelped.
"You've gotta be kidding me!" Tazz groaned depressingly, "Now I'm out a hundred friggin' bucks!"
"That's what happens when you become an idiot, Tazz!" Cole said, facepalming himself.
"Honestly, I kinda agree with Cole." Steven nodded.
"My gawd, I think Eric Cartman's record has been broken, it seems!" JR exclaimed, feeling a bit of shock.
79th Elimination: SpongeBob Squarepants; Eliminated by: Raphael; Duration: 0:03.9
Raphael appeared to look down at a fallen SpongeBob for a little bit, only to see somebody grab onto his leg attempting to pick the Ninja Turtle up off his feet.
He suddenly looked down only to realize Double D was attempting to lift him up, trying his best to eliminate him out of the match. Needless to say, Raphael looked pretty much unimpressed at Double D's little fail.
"Oh no, what the hell is Double D thinking here?" Cole shrugged.
"I don't think that Raphael is gonna stop." The King shook his head, "His temper is an all-time high."
"That is suicide, even for the Masked Mumbler to try something like this! " Steven shook his head too.
"I don't like the looks of this at all!" JR gulped.
Turns out that grabbing Raphael right by the leg proved to be a giant mistake for the Masked Mumbler.
So in return, Raphael managed to grab onto the wooden handle that was attached to the Masked Mumbler's head, leaving Double D scared and frightened out of his mind. The worst would eventually be over for the brainiac as Raphael chucked Edd over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him in such a shocking manner that it left the entire Anaheim crowd to boo at Raphael loudly!
"Oh, and the Masked Mumbler is gone!" Cole groaned.
"Yeah, and these people surprisingly don't even like it, it seems!" The King groaned as well.
"Oh, waah waah, King. These babies are gonna have to get over it," Tazz said, scowling at the crowd, "So much for this waste of space."
"You're the waste of space, Tazz." JR scowled back at Tazz. "May I remind you that the majority of the time, brain wins over brawn."
"Shows what you know, JR! " Tazz scoffed with a bit of a chuckle.
80th Elimination: Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler; Eliminated by: Raphael; Duration: 18:18
The negative reaction Raphael got from Double D's elimination suddenly forced the ninja turtle to cover his ears from all the booing.
That wasn't all though as Nosedive immediately watched what occurred with Raphael and Double D. So much so that he approached the Ninja Turtle with a lot of anger building up inside him, and turned him around in order to get in his face.
"Hey, what the hell's your problem?" Raphael snarled at the Mighty Duck.
"My problem with you is picking on guys smaller than you, hothead!" Nosedive said, poking at Raphael's chest. "Pick on somebody your own size."
"GET OUT OF MY FACE, BEEKFACE!" Raphael snarled.
"WHY DON'T YOU MAKE ME, HOTHEAD?" Nosedive snarled back.
This face-to-face heated confrontation got so personal between the two that it literally left the entire crowd standing on the edge of their seats. Even the commentators were paying close attention to what was going on as well, leaving them breathless.
"I don't think Nosedive liked what Raphael did!" Steven shook his head.
"I agree with you, Steven," JR nodded, "And he's blowing up all over Raphael's face!"
"I honestly don't blame him for doing that!" The King shook his head also.
"Even so, this has turned into a fever pitch!" Cole nodded.
"I think something's about to unfold." Tazz pointed out.
At that moment, both Raphael and Nosedive suddenly found their noggins knocked onto each other by Alejandro, who ended up drop-kicking the back of Nosedive's head that sent it towards Raphael's forehead in a painful impact! This brought a lot of distaste and disgust to the fans watching at ringside, which would explain why they started to throw trash to Alejandro in return.
"Well, that's a buzzkill!" Steven groaned.
"I definitely agree with you on that." JR groaned as well.
"Leave it to the Arch Villain of Total Drama to ruin a good faceoff like this!" The King replied.
"Why?" Tazz asked before pointing out again, "Leave it to Alejandro to settle that argument the only way he knows how!
"You're pitiful, Tazz." Cole said, snapping at Tazz.
Meanwhile, while Alejandro took his sweet time flipping both of his middle fingers straight to the booing fans, the camera scrolled to the right to see Babs Brando pick Twilight Sparkle up on his shoulders, looking to drop her with a Samoan Drop.
Before she could slam her though, she turned around to see Pinkie Pie roll up a crank that was suddenly attached to a box, as if she was holding some sort of Jack-In-The-Box. This scene somehow confused Babs to a T, leaving her to raise her eyebrow at the fun party girl.
"You're seriously gonna hit me with a jack-in-the-box?" Babs asked Pinkie. "Seriously, what on earth is that gonna do to–"
She was about to say that final word when all of a sudden…
*BAM!*
A boxing glove appeared out of the box and was attached to a spring, hitting Babs right below the belt much to the fans and commentators surprise!
"Oh, hello!" Tazz yelped.
"Talk about creativity!" JR exclaimed, "Pinkie got Babs with a boxing-glove-in-the-box!"
"I swear, why on earth didn't I come up with that sooner in the '97 Rumble?" The King smirked.
The hit looked to be more than enough to bring Babs down on his knees.
When he got back up however, Twilight and Pinkie decided to capitalize on a stunned Babs as the two double drop-kicked the mature woman over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to a standing ovation!
"And out goes Babs!" Cole exclaimed.
"Dang it, that's another beauty gone!" Tazz groaned, "I wonder if I can get her number?"
JR looked at Tazz and raised his eyebrow, "Not EVEN in your life, Tazz."
"I'll admit, JR got you good there." Steven chuckled at Tazz.
81st Elimination: Barbara "Babs" Brando; Eliminated by: Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie; Duration: 4:43
As Babs slowly took her leave at ringside, the fans suddenly went on their feet as they watched both Valerie Grey and LeShawna engage in what seemed to be a test of strength between two thick plus-sized women.
It was so tense between them that it made the entire Anaheim crowd split on who to cheer for from this little tug-of-war battle between the two. It was even making the commentators at ringside nervous as they were.
"Looks like we got a hoss fight going on!" Steven exclaimed.
"Now this is what I'm talking about!" The King pointed out, "These are the moments that make this second Rumble worth it!"
"I highly concur, King!" JR nodded,
"Reminds me of two cows bumpin' uglies." Tazz chuckled a bit.
"Oh give me a break, Tazz." Cole said, rolling his eyes. "You're such a jackass!"
The tug-of-war intensified even more when Valerie Grey managed to sneak in a shoulder shot to LeShawna, which made her back into the ropes.
She looked to take LeShawna down with a clothesline, only for LeShawna to quickly duck down and lower down the ropes sending Valerie over the top rope and onto the floor, scoring yet another big elimination!
"Uh-oh, big mistake, Valerie!" Tazz shouted.
"LeShawna just outsmarted Valerie straight to an elimination!" JR exclaimed.
"No kidding," Tazz nodded before smirking yet again, "She looks like a cow getting tipped over."
"Enough with the cow jokes, please." Cole said to Tazz with a scowl.
82nd Elimination: Valerie Grey; Eliminated by: LeShawna; Duration: 11:02
Meanwhile, as Valerie slowly got up to her feet and left ringside in defeat, the camera scrolled back to the ring and over to the lower left turnbuckle where Carmen Sandiego looked to get Star Butterfly with a big superplex from the top.
She looked to hit it right away when Jackie Lynn Thomas snuck right from behind and lift Carmen up right by her shoulders.
"Oh dear, Carmen's in the wrong place and the wrong time!" JR replied.
"I think this is gonna be a long way down for her!" The King said, fearing the worst to happen to Carmen.
With Jackie still holding up Carmen by her shoulders, Star Butterfly leapt off the top rope and caught Carmen all the way down with an epic RKO in the air! The move immediately got the crowd popping up to their feet, breaking out in a big "Holy S**t" chant that definitely rocked the arena.
"Oh my god!" Cole shrieked.
"NOW THAT IS AMAZING!" Steven said, shouting right on top of his feet, "PICTURE PERFECT!"
"Yeah, I don't think Carmen's gonna get up from an RKO like that!" The King shook his head.
Tazz shook his head as well saying, "Not without some miracle at least!"
That vicious double team maneuver looked to be enough to make Carmen look incapacitated and stunned as ever.
So much so that when Carmen got up to his feet very weakly, both Star and Jackie wasted no time double-clotheslining the legendary thief over the top rope and onto the floor, scoring their first elimination as a team altogether!
"And Carmen Sandiego is finished for the night!" Cole shouted out.
"Well, I know where in the world she'll be going unfortunately," The King shook his head, "Back to the showers as far as I'm concerned!"
"That definitely seems to be the case." JR nodded, agreeing with the King.
83rd Elimination: Carmen Sandiego; Eliminated by: Star Butterfly and Jackie Lynn Thomas; Duration: 9:23
While Carmen Sandiego immediately left ringside in total defeat, the camera quickly scrolled right back to the ring to see Nosedive Flashblade and Raphael continue their little fracas inside the ring, mostly resulting in something that resembled an MMA-like brawl.
And so far, Nosedive was winning this battle between Raphael, flooding the ninja turtle with vicious haymakers that the sai-wielding warrior was successfully attempting to dodge.
"Oh boy, we got a vicious hockey fight going on in the ring!" Tazz pointed out quickly.
"This brawl between Raphael and Nosedive has turned into total anarchy!" Cole gulped in pure horror, "We might have to take cover if this breaks out!"
"I think Garnet will handle this mess by herself," Steven replied, pointing out to Garnet, "You can trust her when it comes to things like these!"
"Tell me about it, Steven!" The King replied, "Who knows what would happen if you didn't have garnet around?"
"If I was either one of those two hotheads, I'd go after Alejandro instead for that sneak attack he pulled out earlier!" JR insisted very clearly.
Unfortunately, the two combatants wouldn't hear JR's suggestion up close and personal as both Raphael and Nosedive continued their little fist fight against one another.
Nosedive attempted to get Raphael up and push him closer to the ropes in attempts to eliminate him, but as he did just that though, Alejandro snuck in yet again and lifted both the ninja turtle and the mighty duck's legs all by himself, therefore sending both Raphael and Nosedive over the top rope and onto the floor for a double elimination! Needless to say, this little double elimination didn't take too kindly to the entire Anaheim faithful, which allowed every man, woman and child sitting at ringside to boo monstrously towards the latin liar!
"No, damn it!" Cole angrily replied.
"I'm afraid so, Cole!" Steven nodded, "That snake struck yet again!"
"All because Raphael and Nosedive's tempers got the best of them so much, they couldn't even focus on the man who attacked them from behind!" JR exclaimed.
"Oh, go cry me a river!" Tazz groaned angrily at the commentators, "An elimination is an elimination whether you cry about it or not!"
84th Elimination: Nosedive Flashblade; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 43:40
85th Elimination: Raphael; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 1:41
The two competitors suddenly got up only to look at the Arch Villain with so much vicious disdain that both competitors attempted to get back into the ring just to get a piece of Alejandro themselves, but much to the fans's utter disappointment, they were being held back by the referees who were telling them to get out of the ringside area and leave.
"This isn't fair," The King shook his head, "This isn't fair at all!"
"Why?" Tazz shrugged, "Because Alejandro eliminated the two fair and square?!"
"Tazz, does THAT look fair and square to you?!" JR viciously pointed out to Alejandro from the announcer's table.
"Well, too bad because nothing's fair, JR!" Tazz smirked, "You always forget that it's the heels that make the ratings."
"I swear, you're just as bad as JBL and Corey Graves is." Cole rolled his eyes annoyingly to Tazz, "And I'm always stuck putting up with their BS just like you!"
The rest of the commentators continued to argue for a bit until the fans and commentators all saw the Rumble clock light up once more on the titantron. That only indicated that another row of contestants were looking to enter the Rumble match momentarily at any time, which would soon begin as the number 10 popped up right on the big screen.
Steven turned to everyone watching at home saying, "While my commentary partners continue to bicker, we might as well see who's the next set of contestants are! Can't wait for this!"
Yeah, it really kinda sucks that neither Wildwing or Tanya didn't come to Nosedive's help, but hey, anything can really happen in the Rumble unfortunately. But negativity aside, it's time for stats!
Entrants in the ring: 25
Entrants left to go: 50
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug, Nightcrawler, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Turanga Leela, Morty Smith, Peter Griffin, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Reggie Rocket, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Abe Lincoln, Apple White, DJ, Marshal Moo Montana, Spongebob Squarepants, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Barbara "Babs" Brando, Valerie Grey, Carmen Sandiego, Nosedive Flashblade, Raphael
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Luz Noceda, Gwen, Wendy Corduroy, Gambit, Trent, Leonardo, Wildwing Flashblade, Rick Sanchez, LeShawna, Cyborg, Ulrich Stern, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Pinkie Pie, Gary Goodspeed, Amethyst, Poison Ivy, Samurai Jack, Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Twilight Sparkle, Tanya Vanderflock, Static, Jackie Lynn Thomas
Longest time: Alejandro Burromuerto (1:10:00)
Shortest time: Eric Cartman (0:03.9) (NEW!)
Why haven't we seen much of Luz Noceda?
Am I really forgetting the other contestants that are in this?
Is it getting really hard for me to focus on each and every single contestant that's in the ring right now?
Yeah, the last one's basically true as it is, but the rest of those questions will be answered in the next chapter. So until that's all done, don't forget to read, review and leave a feedback to this story if you like just in case you want to see more Rumble action. Now if you'll excuse me, it's lunch time! Don't want to feel writing on an empty stomach for some reason.