Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 15: The Dark Rumble Rises
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*BZZT*
Entrant #121: Heather (Total Drama)
As the buzzer sounded out once more for everyone to hear, the crowd all got a good hear of "Bad Girls" by M.I.A. blaring out all across the soundsystem as a raven-haired girl with long hair came out of the curtain wearing her signature mahogany halter top, khaki hot pants and stylish high heels. The ovation that this contestant got was quite mixed at best, with some of her supporters cheering her on in small forms while the latter literally booed her constantly, chanting "You're a bitch" over and over again just to raise her ire. The next contestant hardly didn't care at all as she waved it right off and instantly ran down the aisle looking very determined.
"Oh no," Cole gulped in agony. "This is not gonna be good at all."
"Aw yeah, it's time for the Queen, everybody!" Tazz said to his commentators, "You know what to do. Bow down to the true Queen of Total Drama, guys."
"Like hell I'd rather bow down to this harlot!" The King said out of disgust.
"The harlot that the King is referring to is Heather from the Total Drama series, who's entering at #121 in this matchup!" Cole exclaimed.
JR then shriveled up a bit as he said, "If she helps out Alejandro in this, well then may gawd help us all!"
While she was making her way down the aisle however, her music died down only for the main theme to The Good, The Bad and The Ugly play on the titantron. What followed after that was the appearance of a middle aged man with a big cowboy hat, long red beard, red sweatshirt, gold belt, blue jeans, black cowboy boots entering through the curtain and to a surprisingly loud pop from the ecstatic Anaheim crowd.
Entrant #122: Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes)
"I think we're about to get a taste of the Wild West again!" Steven exclaimed.
"And here to do just that is Yosemite Sam from the Looney Tunes entering at #122!" JR pointed out.
"The last time we saw him, he had a showdown with Marshal Moo Montana," The King replied before chuckling, "And to no surprise, he lost!"
"I guarantee you his luck's about to change, King!" Tazz pointed out, "Just you watch, King!"
While Yosemite Sam proceeded to make his way down the aisle, the song "Let It Go" by Def Leppard began to play around the titantron next. While that was going on however, a muscular anthropomorphic pelican came out through the curtain wearing an aviator hat with goggles, brownish-red sweatshirt, light brown jeans, dark brownish-black boots, and a long yellowish scarf that was flowing in the wind. The rest of the crowd all cheered his appearance, even going so far to chant the entrants name over and over again just to pump him up.
Entrant #123: Launchpad McQuack (DuckTales/Darkwing Duck)
"Hey, we got a big man coming down here!" The King pointed out.
"That big man of course is none other than Launchpad McQuack from DuckTales and Darkwing Duck respectively coming out at #123!" Cole exclaimed.
"Huh, I was confused for a little bit," Tazz said, scratching his head. "I thought this guy was one of the Mighty Ducks or something."
Steven shook his head, "I don't think he's one of the Mighty Ducks, but he's definitely got the look to be one himself!"
As Launchpad continued his run down ringside, the familiar Star Trek theme song played around the arena yet again. Only this time, they were treated to the appearance of a brownish black-skinned girl coming out through the curtain wearing a ponytail, red-black shirt with the familiar Enterprise logo emblazoned on her chest, skintight gray jeans and black boots. Just like her partner Brad Boimler from a while ago, she too got a standing ovation for her appearance, which she appreciated once she took off running for the ring.
Entrant #124: Beckett Mariner (Star Trek: Lower Decks)
"Hey, it's another Trekkie!" Tazz pointed out, "Is a Star Trek convention in town or what?"
"You legitimately cannot be this stupid, Tazz." Steven said, facepalming himself in response to Tazz's stupidity.
"You know damn well that's Beckett Mariner from Star Trek: Lower Decks coming out at #124, Tazz!" JR said, growling at Tazz.
The ECW legend then backed away from JR saying, "It ain't my fault the only one I know from Star Trek is Spock!"
While Beckett continued running down the ring, the crowd all stood up out of their seats as the theme song for Spider-Man: The Animated Series began to play out full-blast all across the arena. And then, what followed next was the appearance of a man dressed in what seemed to be a red-blue jumpsuit with the emblem of a spider appearing right on the center of his chest. The ovation he got was wild at best, even going so far to chant out "Spidey" over and over again, just to give this next entrant the energy he needed. This wasn't just any entrant though as this entrant turned out to be…
Entrant #125: Spider-Man (Spider-Man: The Animated Series)
"Well here comes a hero that can save the day!" Steven exclaimed.
"And what better way to do just that is our friendly neighborhood hero, Spider-Man?" Cole shrugged.
"If he can eliminate that Arch Villainess douchebag, that would be the greatest day of my life." JR sighed in relief.
Tazz then raised his eyebrow toward JR saying, "I thought hiring Fake Razor Ramon and Fake Diesel was the greatest day of your life."
"That wasn't my doing, Tazz," JR snapped back at Tazz, "It was a stupid idea from bad creative."
As Spider-Man began swinging his way toward ringside however, the camera immediately got a good look at Yosemite Sam who right now was having a bit of a faceoff with Wildwing Flashblade at the center of the ring.
With a sneer right around his face, Yosemite Sam said with defiance, "All right ya duck, I heard there's a bounty on your head and I'm here to collect it from your carcass, son!"
"You can try, but you'll never get near my level, Sam!" Wildwing snapped back towards the cowboy.
"Whoa, Yosemite Sam playing with fire here!" The King exclaimed.
"I'd be careful if I was Sam right now," Steven replied. "He's playing a hockey fight not worth risking his life on."
Not amused by Wildwing's words towards him, Yosemite struck back, "You got some fightin' words for an amateur. But now, it's time to show you what a real pro can–"
Before he can say that last word however, Tanya Vanderflock immediately snuck from behind and lowered his hat right down Yosemite Sam's entire feet, blinding him much to the laughter of the fans and commentators sitting at ringside!
"What the–?" Tazz gasped in shock, "Hey, that ain't fair!"
"Hey, anything in the Rumble is fair, Tazz!" Steven said with a smirk.
"I can say that Yosemite Sam has dug his own grave." JR pointed out, "And the Mighty Ducks are doing just that!"
"How are they doing just that when they're blinding a man from behind?" Tazz said, crying out in agony.
"Like I said, it's ALL LEGAL." Cole nodded.
With Yosemite Sam still blinded as ever, both Wildwing and Tanya wasted no time grabbing the bounty hunter and lifting him right off his feet.
And then, using just their combined strength, they tossed Sam like a tumbleweed over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him with big cheers coming from the hometown crowd.
"And it looks like Showdown is over for Sam!" The King exclaimed.
"So much for trying to get a bounty tonight," JR shook his head. "He's gonna leave this Rumble empty-handed."
"It's not right, Tanya cheated him out of the money!" Tazz groaned like a fussy child.
"Well that's the gamble he took when facing the Mighty Ducks, Tazz! " Cole exclaimed.
Elimination: Yosemite Sam; Eliminated by: Wildwing Flashblade and Tanya Vanderflock; Duration: 0:25
Meanwhile, just as Yosemite Sam was busy wandering around ringside like a blind fool, the camera scrolled back into the ring just in time to see Arthur King duck down from a lariat Samurai Jack attempted to give him.
The quarterback-turned-knight then proceeded to run to the ropes and back again, therefore blasting Samurai Jack with a big Claymore Kick. Heck, the impact was so huge, it nearly sent Jack flipping upside down in the process!
"HOLY SH–" Tazz shouted, feeling at a loss for words.
"Dear gawd, what a hit!" JR cried out. "Arthur King nearly took Samurai Jack's head off!"
"Probably knocked the wind out of him too!" Steven nodded.
The hit he suffered from Arthur King was enough to make Samurai Jack disoriented as hell.
The samurai attempted to recover at the ropes, only for the golden knight to rush right at him and clothesline Jack over the top rope and onto the floor, scoring a big elimination on his part!
"And Samurai Jack is done for the day!" Cole replied.
"That Claymore no doubt did the job." Steven pointed out.
"He didn't last as long as he did years ago," JR shook his head, "Not exactly a good showing unfortunately."
"It's the way it is, JR." The King shrugged.
98th Elimination: Samurai Jack; Eliminated by: Arthur King; Duration: 8:47
While Samurai Jack began a painful walk away from ringside, the camera scrolled to the apron to see Dipper Pines doing his best to push Gambit right off the apron.
He had good momentum for a good several seconds before Gambit really started to push himself up on his feet, trying to overpower Dipper in this little test of strength on the apron.
"Dipper trying his darndest to get Gambit out." Cole quickly pointed out.
"I don't know what that kid is thinking, Cole," Tazz shrugged before saying, "How can he outlast a mutant like Gambit?"
"You'd be surprised if you've seen the actual show, Tazz." Steven said, referring to Gravity Falls.
"Anything can happen in the Royal Rumble, that's for damn sure." JR nodded.
The test of strength managed to last for a few seconds until Gambit managed to catch Dipper with a stiff forearm out of nowhere.
This managed to give a lot of breathing time for Gambit when all of a sudden, Static came flying out of nowhere with a turnbuckle dropkick, knocking Gambit off the apron and onto the floor, eliminating him out of the Rumble match!
"He may have survived Dipper, but he sure as hell couldn't survive Static!" JR shook his head.
"Nope, he couldn't JR," The King shook his head as well. "Gambit just got royal flushed out of this Rumble!"
99th Elimination: Gambit; Eliminated by: Static; Duration: 19:14
Right as Gambit took off out of the ringside, the camera scrolled right back to the ring in time to see Trent latch onto Launchpad McQuack's legs and trip him down to the mat.
He then wrapped his legs around in a circle and turned Launchpad around, trapping the pelican pilot into a Sharpshooter! The fans all stood up on their feet as Trent locked in that submission move as tight as he could, making Launchpad scream in pain.
"Trent's got the Sharpshooter locked in tight!" Steven pointed out.
"Paying homage to the Hitman," JR replied. "You love to see it."
"It may not do much to eliminate him, but he's gonna make him sore long enough so that he can!" Tazz pointed out also.
Trent looked to keep that submission hold for as long as he desired until all of a sudden, Alejandro grabbed the guitarist from behind and threw Trent over the top rope and onto the floor, therefore eliminating him to a monstrous violent sound of boos from the Anaheim crowd!
"Wha-are you serious?!" The King groaned.
"You gotta be kidding me," JR groaned as well. "Alejandro eliminates another one?"
"Don't sound too surprised, guys," Tazz smirked evilly. "He's out tossing the dead weight!"
Cole raised his eyebrow at Tazz saying, "If anyone should be tossed out, it's that bastard snake, Alejandro!"
100th Elimination: Trent; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 19:42
Trent's elimination unfortunately didn't sit well with the fans at all, who legit booed Alejandro so loud that the complete soundwaves was more than enough to cause an earthquake around a good portion of the arena.
While that was also going on however, the rest of the fans all turned to the titantron where thankfully, they saw the Rumble clock light up once more to tick down to its next set of entrants.
"This is getting so loud, I can't even hear my own voice!" The King exclaimed.
"I don't blame you for this angry crowd, King," Steven shook his head before pointing out, "But we got another set of contestants coming our way. Let's see who they are!"
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*BZZT!*
Entrant #126: Justin (Total Drama)
As the buzzer sounded off once again for the possible 15th time tonight (don't know which number so I'm just taking a guess), the song "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy" by Rod Stewart began playing out full-blast for the entire arena to hear. And the fans (immediately the females around the arena) all screamed loudly out of their feet as a muscular fit man with shaggy black hair and tanned skin came out wearing his signature tight green t-shirt, blue jeans, green flip-flops and signature sea shell necklace. He didn't have time to show off though as he gave Alejandro such a vicious death stare that the next entrant immediately sprinted down the aisle full speed like an Olympic sprinter would do.
"Oh, no!" Tazz yelped.
"More like Oh, Yes!" The King smirked, "Justin from the Total Drama series is in the match now!"
"And if anyone can stop Alejandro, it's obviously him!" JR pointed out.
Steven then carefully replied, "Apparently, Justin didn't take too kindly to Al throwing his fellow Drama Brother out of the match!"
"No doubt there's gonna be hell to pay!" JR nodded.
Justin immediately didn't waste any time getting inside right away, which forced Alejandro to scurry under the ropes and take off running around ringside.
It still didn't stop Justin though as the Hawaiian chased him on foot, leading him to retreat under the ropes and go right after Alejandro in complete circles! This got so personal for Justin that Garnet minded her own business and stood there, letting the male model handle his business with the Latin liar!
"C'mon, get him, Justin!" The King exclaimed.
"This is not right," Tazz shook his head before turning to Steven, "Steven, you gonna let Garnet handle this?"
"I normally would, but Garnet's willing to make an exception just for Justin's request!" Steven smirked.
However, as the chase continued around ringside, the original Star Trek theme played out once more to another round of applause. That of course was soon followed by the appearance of a green-skinned woman who came out through the curtain wearing a black/blue sweatshirt with the Enterprise logo on her chest, complete with black trunks, white boots and signature short green hair.
Entrant #127: D' Vana Tendi (Star Trek: Lower Decks)
"Check that out," The King pointed out, "Looks like Beckett's getting some help!"
"And it's in the form of our next entrant from Star Trek: Lower Decks, D'Vana Tendi!" Cole exclaimed.
"What is exactly up with these newbies I don't know about, Cole?" Tazz scratched his head.
"Geez, Tazz," JR groaned, rolling his eyes. "It wouldn't hurt if you had Paramount Plus!"
D'Vana immediately raced down the ring long enough for the next theme song to start playing, which was soon identified as "Rock Rock ('Til You Drop)" by Def Leppard. The fans, and especially the girls around ringside, all screamed to their feet as a blonde-haired man with a muscular build came out through the curtain wearing his plaid polo shirt that was covered by his signature letterman jacket, blue jeans, white sneakers, and signature white teeth, who he shone in all of it's teeth-whitened glory.
Entrant #128: Daring Charming (Ever After High)
"I think the females around ringside are going nuts again!" Steven smirked.
"And this entrant right here is probably a good enough reason," JR replied, "It's Daring Charming from Ever After High returning from the last Cartoon Rumble at #128!"
"I'll tell you, he and Justin had one hell of a pause in the beginning of the show." The King said with a chuckle.
"No kidding," Tazz nodded, "I gotta wonder if Rarity's gonna be distracted by these type of hunks surrounding her?"
"If anything else, I think Rarity may be looking to make a possible alliance if necessary!" Steven smirked again.
Right as Daring continued to make his way down the aisle, his theme music died down only for the song "I Drink Alone" by George Thorogood and the Destroyers to play through the titantron next to a bunch of screaming fans. What followed after that was the appearance of a blonde-haired overweight man with a white tanktop, red flannel vest, blue jeans, brown boots and familiar blonde goatee.
Entrant #129: Coop Cooplowski (Megas XLR)
"Hey JR, who digs giant robots?" The King smirked to the Oklahoman.
"Apparently, this guy does, King!" JR pointed out.
"And that guy of course is Coop Cooplowski from Cartoon Network's cult classics, Megas XLR coming in at #129," Cole exclaimed, "This guy is quite a beast!"
"No kidding, this guy is as big as Owen is," Tazz nodded before saying, "You think the ring's gonna hold him?"
"We can only hope, Tazz!" Steven shrugged.
Coop appeared to keep on running to the ring however when all of a sudden, the lights apparently went out all across the arena, therefore surprising the fans and commentators alike!
"Whoa, what just happened?!" JR gasped.
"Did we just experience a power outage?" The King asked.
"It seems that we did," Steven nodded to the King, "I have no idea why this is happening!"
"Me too," Tazz nodded before crying out, "I'm scared, guys!"
"Damn it, Tazz, get the hell off of me!" JR groaned, all while feeling somebody's arms latch onto him.
The power outage only lasted several more seconds before the lights came back on.
And when it did though, the fans all shrieked and cheered on to their feet as they saw a muscular built man stand in the middle of the ring dressed in a leather jumpsuit (that had a familiar bat emblazoned on his chest) complete with black tights, black boots, gold utility belt and a cowl that resembled a giant bat. This wasn't just any ordinary contestant, though. This ordinary Rumble contestant went by only one name…
Entrant #130: Batman (Batman: The Animated Series)
"Oh my god," Tazz gasped before shouting, "Is that… IS THAT–"
"BAH GAWD, IT'S BATMAN!" JR shouted.
"One of the greatest DC superheroes is here!" Cole replied.
"Better than that, we're getting the animated series version yet again," Steven shouted with excitement. "And this crowd's loving it!"
"No kidding, they're going nuts!" The King exclaimed.
The Dark Knight stood in very intimidating fashion, which forced every contestant in the ring to take their focus on Batman right away. Some were standing in fear while the others did not look phased at all in front of the World's Greatest Detective.
Several seconds would eventually pass until the threesome of Buster Bunny, Starfire and Luz Noceda all proceeded to charge against Batman. Without any hesitation, Batman responded single-handedly by punching out Buster, followed by judo tossing Starfire on the mat and concluded with a big bodyslam all over Luz!
"And the Dark Knight's cleaning house right away!" JR pointed out.
"Batman's here not to mess around," Tazz shook his head, "He's here to raise hell and take everyone who comes his way down!"
The next competitor Batman soon laid his eyes on next was Spider-Man, who immediately caught the Dark Knight offguard with a swift five hit haymaker combo, which Batman managed to successfully block in order to absorb less damage.
"Whoa, we got a showdown between two heroes here!" The King exclaimed.
"This is what the Rumble is all about," Cole pointed out, "It's about the many encounters you can never expect here in this match!"
Batman attempted to hit Spider-Man with a lariat, only for the youngster in the red outfit to duck down and leap toward the top rope.
He then attempted to hit a springboard flying body press in order to hit Batman from afar, but as soon as Spider-Man got in the air however, Batman immediately moved away forcing Spider-Man to hit an oncoming Launchpad McQuack in return!
"WOW! What height from Spider-Man!" Steven exclaimed.
"He may not have gotten Batman, but at least he did get somebody!" The King replied.
"No doubt he's still cooking," Cole nodded, "And I'm guessing Spider-Man's only getting started!"
Meanwhile, as both Batman and Spider-Man were busy building up momentum on their terms, Static was busy taking care of Coop right by the ropes, stiffing up the big man right away with stiff chops right to the chest. Each chop Static had given to Coop was stinging the fatman harder and harder, therefore making his chest blood red as a result!
"Static doing his best to slow Coop down before the big man can ever start!" JR exclaimed.
"It doesn't seem Coop is too impressed with Static here," Tazz shook his head, "Hell, he doesn't even care if his chest is as red as my skin!"
"I don't know how much more Static can take trying to chop Coop to death!" The King shook his head as well.
Knowing this was more than enough to stun him, Static attempted to run back to the ropes and back again in order to clothesline Coop for an early elimination.
But as soon as he got to the ropes however, Coop instantly recovered behind Static's back and ran to the other side of the ropes. When Static turned around however, he turned to the right and saw Coop collide with him with a gigantic football tackle that knocked the wind right out of the static superhero himself! Heck, the impact was so mighty that it made Tazz's jaw drop in the process.
"HOLY SMOKES!" Tazz shrieked loudly.
"That wasn't smart for Static to do that," Cole shriveled in fear, "Coop nearly pounced him out of his shoes!"
"It would be a miracle if Static can get back in the middle of this!" The King said, fearing the worst.
"Yeah, that doesn't seem too likely, King!" Steven shook his head, obviously saying no.
With Static obviously trapped in a state of LaLa Land, the hero strugglingly managed to get back on his feet long enough for Coop to connect with a big boot that sent Static right over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to big fat applause!
"And over and out goes Static!" JR shouted.
"Coop sure as hell fizzled him out tonight!" Tazz chuckled.
"Let's face it, Static picked a bad night to poke the bear." Cole replied with a bit of a chuckle.
The King said with a chuckle as well,"Especially one that digs giant robots!"
101st Elimination: Static; Eliminated by: Coop Cooplowski; Duration: 8:37
Once Static picked himself back up and left ringside, the camera instantly went back up to the ring to see Heather become surrounded by the threesome that was Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Wendy Corduroy and Luna Loud, who right now were cracking their knuckles all while attempting to get their shot against the Queen Bee in this three-on-one disadvantage. This little display definitely got the fans all across the arena going in a very excited frenzy.
"Hey, look what's going on!" JR pointed out.
"Yeah, I know what's going on!" Steven nodded, "Heather's about to get mauled on live TV!"
"It's like a repeat of the first Cartoon Rumble it seems!" The King grinned, "Luna, Wendy and Vanessa are about to give Heather a very painful lesson."
Tazz, who right now was fearing for the worst, shouted at Alejandro, "Damn it, Al, go save your girlfriend!"
"He can't hear ya, Tazz!" Cole shook his head to Tazz, "If he could, then Alejandro wouldn't like how you just called him Al."
Luna, Wendy and Vanessa all took in a lucky smirk, knowing the pain they were looking to dish out towards the Queen Bee would be sweet.
But before Wendy could get a hold of Heather, Vanessa immediately pushed Heather out of the way and greeted Wendy's face with a stiff vicious haymaker straight across the kisser, knocking the female lumberjack out much to the utter shock and disbelief of the Anaheim crowd!
"WHAT THE–?!" JR shrieked.
"WHAT?" The King shrieked as well, "What the hell just happened?!"
"Did Vanessa… did Vanessa just push Heather out of the way and sock Wendy in the face?!" Cole said at a loss for words.
"I don't understand," Steven shook his head, "Why did Vanessa do that!"
"I don't know about you, Steven," The King replied, "But what the hell is she thinking?!"
The stiff face shot was more than enough to make Wendy dizzy.
It made her dizzy enough that Vanessa grabbed her from behind and tossed Wendy over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to a bunch of boos from the crowd and much to Luna Loud's entire disbelief combined!
"I can't believe it," Cole shook his head, "Vanessa just eliminated Wendy!"
"I still don't understand why Vanessa would stab her teammate in the back like this!" The King shrugged.
"Hey it is every character for themselves, right?" Tazz shrugged back.
"Unfortunately, you're right, Tazz." Steven nodded, even admitting it to Tazz's face, "There's no excuse for this at all."
"So much for a repeat of the three way alliance " JR groaned in defeat.
102nd Elimination: Wendy Corduroy; Eliminated by: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Duration: 24:50
Wendy was shocked that someone, who she trusted let alone team with, would do something so unbelievably ruthless to the point of betrayal. She urged to get an explanation from Vanessa herself, but knowing that she was still too mad to what Vanessa did to her, Wendy found herself leaving immediately from ringside.
This forced Luna Loud to get into Vanessa's face and shout, "Hey, what the hell's wrong with you? Why on earth did you do that?!"
"That's what she gets for eliminating my boyfriend at the last Rumble!" Vanessa said, poking her finger at Luna.
"You bloody wanker, he's still in this match." Luna replied.
Enraged that someone would call her a wanker, Vanessa immediately struck Luna Loud in a spinning back kick right to the ribs right before flooding her with punch shots over and over again, resulting in even more boos coming straight to Vanessa. The camera even got a good shot at Heather, who was smirking widely at what was going down between Luna and Vanessa as well.
Steven felt a big gulp go through his throat saying, "Oh no, that was a mistake!"
"I think Luna accidentally triggered something inside of Vanessa!" JR replied.
"And look at Heather just raking it all in for what it's worth!" The King groaned, "I only hope to hell she had nothing to do with what's going on!"
"Well, can you honestly blame Vanessa?" Tazz shrugged, "I think she's still not over Monty being eliminated in the last Rumble!"
"Oh come on, Tazz!" Cole shook his head.
"No, you come on, Cole!" Tazz rolled his eyes back to Cole, "She had every single right to do what she did. Period!"
Meanwhile, as this catfight between Vanessa and Luna continued to go on, Alejandro was busy fighting off two Mighty Ducks on his own, attempting to hit both Tanya and Wildwing with no results.
What the Latin liar ended up with was a double superkick from the Ducks themselves, which got in a good pop from the crowd!
"Oh, double superkick from the Mighty Ducks!" Steven pointed out.
"Straight out of the Young Bucks's playbook!" JR exclaimed, "Alejandro didn't know what hit him!"
"I think these ducks may be looking for the hat trick here!" The King pointed out as well.
The double superkick immediately put Alejandro out like a light.
So much so that both Wildwing and Tanya decided to go for the kill right away. The two immediately brought Alejandro right to their feet looking to go for an double atomic drop that would send him over the top rope and onto the floor.
But before they could even think of doing just that, Alejandro decided to play dirty yet again by low blowing Wildwing right between the legs and blinding Tanya right by her headband, forcing the fans to boo once more!
"Well, guess again, King!" Tazz smirked out.
"And Alejandro strikes yet again!" JR scowled, "What a dirty stinking coward!"
"Hey, win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat." Tazz replied, smirking again in front of JR.
Tanya eventually tried to lift her headband back up from the Latin lover's dirty tricks, but it would eventually be too late for her as Alejandro snuck up right from behind and tossed Tanya over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him to raucous roar of boos!
"Oh great, now Tanya's gone!" The King groaned.
"Yeah, and you only guess who eliminated her, right?" Cole groaned sarcastically.
Tazz found himself rolling his eyes from this sarcasm saying, "Yikes, you act like you're blind, all of a sudden. You know Alejandro eliminated her!"
"We're only saying it out of complete sarcasm, Tazz!" Steven growled.
103rd Elimination: Tanya Vanderflock; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto; Duration: 9:10
While the boos continued to be directed towards Alejandro for that unfair elimination however, it didn't last long however as the camera turned towards the lower right corner, where Heather was sitting down waiting to catch her breath.
It suddenly turned to cheers however as they saw LeShawna hitch her pants right up her hips and approach the groggy Queen Bee with such precision. The ghetto girl turned right around and placed her denim-covered booty toward Heather's kisser, which led the people around Anaheim to get right on their feet, looking to cheer on at the only image they were looking to check out next.
"Oh, no, please tell me LeShawna's not looking to do this to Heather!" Tazz groaned.
"I'm afraid she is, Tazz!" JR nodded, "Because I've seen this position before!"
"Thank goodness for the barbecue LeShawna ate earlier today, huh?" Steven said, smirking to Tazz.
"Shut up, Steven! It's not funny!" Tazz cried out, all while fearing for the worst.
With LeShawna's denim-covered booty still attached to Heather's face, the thick soul-sister immediately smothered the Queen Bee's kisser over and over again, shaking and smushing all around the Asian's head much to the entire delight of the Anaheim audience and much to the sheer horror from Tazz sitting at ringside.
The smothering continued on for several seconds before LeShawna immediately let go of Heather, forcing the Queen Bee to scurry under the ropes and cough uncontrollably at ringside, hacking like a stray cat dying to get some air! This forced the entire crowd to say "You Deserve It" towards Heather over and over again, just as a way to get under the Queen Bee's skin!
"There we go, the infamous Stinkface!" The King chuckled.
"Made famous by the one and only Rikishi!" Cole exclaimed, "Once he gets you into that move, you're gonna be bound to chugging mouthwash after this is over!"
"I got a good feeling Heather's gonna need trillions of it to get rid of that stench!" Steven said, smirking at Heather's agony.
As Heather continued to cough up the rest of the pant dust that LeShawna laid out on her, the camera scrolled back into the ring to see Rarity catch Bridgette's feet tightly after countering a tiger feint kick!
"Bridgette with a 619– no wait!" Steven pointed out.
"Rarity caught her right by the feet!" JR replied.
"Enough about Rarity," Tazz shook his head before shouting, "Can somebody at least help Heather out at ringside here?"
"Who cares, Tazz?" Cole shrugged.
With Rarity clinging onto Bridgette's feet tightly, the purple-haired gem-loving fashionista immediately flipped the surfer girl's body over the top rope.
Bridgette attempted to place her feet on the apron, only for one of them to lose balance on her, which sent the surfer girl out on the floor in a disappointing elimination!
"Welp, that didn't go well for Bridge!" The King groaned.
"It sure didn't, King," JR shook his head, "And now Bridgette is gone!"
"At least she still has Geoff so it's not a total loss either way!" Steven nodded.
104th Elimination: Bridgette; Eliminated by: Rarity; Duration: 7:48
As Bridgette was busy walking away from ringside however, the rest of the crowd wasted no time getting up right on their feet and staring right at the titantron, which just at the nick of time displayed the familiar Rumble clock on the screen. That only meant that another set of entrants from numbers 131-135 was looking to make their way down the aisle momentarily at any second.
"We're getting close to the nitty gritty here, fellas!" Tazz exclaimed.
"And it's no doubt getting any better," JR nodded, "Who will be the next set of competitors entering this matchup?"
Yikes, this was honestly a pain in the ass to get done due to me being busy with personal stuff, but at least we're finally done, so that's what matters and all as long as it's worth it for the rest of you fans. Anyway, it's stat time, so lets check out what we got!
Entrants in the ring: 25
Entrants left to go: 30
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug, Nightcrawler, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Turanga Leela, Morty Smith, Peter Griffin, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Reggie Rocket, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Abe Lincoln, Apple White, DJ, Marshal Moo Montana, Spongebob Squarepants, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Barbara "Babs" Brando, Valerie Grey, Carmen Sandiego, Nosedive Flashblade, Raphael, Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Ulrich Stern, Gary Goodspeed, Leonardo, Poison Ivy, Gwen, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Jackie Lynn Thomas, Eddy, Rick Sanchez, Yosemite Sam, Samurai Jack, Gambit, Trent, Static, Wendy Corduroy, Tanya Vanderflock, Bridgette
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Luz Noceda, Wildwing Flashblade, LeShawna, Amethyst, Monty Monogram, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Twilight Sparkle, Amity Blight, Starfire, Luna Loud, Dipper Pines, Buster Bunny, Arthur King, Rarity, Connie Maheswaran, Heather, Launchpad McQuack, Beckett Mariner, Spider-Man, Justin, D'Vana Tendi, Daring Charming, Coop Cooplowski, Batman
Longest time: Alejandro Burromuerto (1:20:00)
Shortest time: Eric Cartman (0:03.9)
Will Justin finally get his hands on Alejandro?
Is there a good chance we may get that long awaited Justin/Daring/Rarity alliance?
Is L.A. Law a great awesome '80s law drama?
Ok, truth be told, the answer to the last question is yes, because it is an awesome show that I enjoy binge-watching on Hulu (currently on the second season). It is simply one of Steven Bochco's best shows next to his other projects like Hill Street Blues, Doogie Howser, M.D. and NYPD Blue, and you'll do yourself an injustice if you haven't checked it out. Trust me, you'll want to. It's excellent TV at its best. But the rest of the answers to those questions will be revealed until next chapter. So make sure you read, review and leave any and all feedbacks if you want to see more Rumble action coming from yours truly. Now that I'm done for now, time for more newLegacyInc Royal Rumblethon on YouTube. WHOO-HAH!