Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 16: A Show of Helping Hands
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*BZZT*
Entrant 131: Lincoln Loud (The Loud House)
As the crowd all heard the buzzer go off throughout the arena again, the song "Detroit Rock City" by KISS began to play around the titantron in full-blast, which was soon followed by the appearance of a white-haired kid wearing his signature orange polo shirt, blue jeans and white sneakers to a very big standing ovation from the jam-packed crowd. Realizing how much Luna was in trouble at the apron ropes thanks to Vanessa, this next entrant immediately hit the ground running.
"Hey, we got an underdog coming our way, guys!" The King exclaimed.
"Representing the great state of Michigan is the sole brother of Nickelodeon's The Loud House, Lincoln Loud!" JR exclaimed as well.
"The last time we saw him in the last Cartoon Rumble, he sacrificed himself to keep his sister Luna Loud in the match!" Cole replied, "Who knows what will come next in this Rumble?"
"Don't know, but I got a good feeling Luna may pay him back in return!" Steven shrugged unsurely.
Lincoln continued his little sprint down the aisle until the song "You" by Bad Religion started to hit the soundspeakers in full-blown 11. That of course would soon be followed by the appearance of a pink anthropomorphic rabbit who came out through the curtain dressed up in black latex with a pink belt attached around her waist. She too got herself a good ovation as well, which was just the energy she needed to run down the aisle without any hesitation.
Entrant 132: Lexi Bunny (Loonatics Unleashed)
"All right, guys," Tazz smirked out before saying, "We're getting Lola Bunny!"
"Uh, Tazz, I think you got your bunnies mixed up here." Cole muttered.
"Are you sure, Cole?" Tazz raised his eyebrow.
JR groaned in agony before reminding Tazz, "For gawd's sake, Tazz, that's Lexi Bunny from Loonatics Unleashed, not Lola Bunny from Space Jam!"
"Huh, no wonder the blonde hair threw me off for a second." Tazz nodded.
"Geez, Tazz, how did we let you have commentary to begin with?" Steven asked the ECW legend.
With Tazz possibly letting out an "Uhhhh'' was a way to respond like a doofus, Lexi continued her run down the aisle long enough for the next song to play on the titantron, which was the song "Edge of Seventeen'' by Stevie Nicks. The crowd popped up out of their seat as a beautiful pink-haired woman with long hair came out wearing his usual white tanktop, green skirt (which had her familiar butterfly cutie mark), and green boots, which fit her appearance to a T. Despite being a little bit shy due to her personality, she took in a deep breath before she ran down to the ring and high-fived the rest of her fans on the way down the aisle.
Entrant 133: Fluttershy (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)
"How about that, guys?" Steven pointed out, "Looks like Rarity's gonna have some help!"
"And coming in right now at #133 is Fluttershy from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls!" Cole exclaimed.
"You know what would've made this special," The King asked his partners. "If Ashlynn Ella and Dawn were in the same Rumble as her. That way we'd get a battle of the natural beauties!"
JR said with a little nod, "That would sound interesting, King. Hopefully maybe in the next Cartoon Rumble if possible!"
Fluttershy continued to high-five the fans down ringside until the song "London Calling" by the Clash started to play all across the arena next. That would soon be followed by the appearance of a short teal-haired girl who came out through the curtain wearing her signature black bidet, orange-red sweatshirt, black leggings, teal skirt, orange-red boots and a gold scarf wrapped around her neck. She wouldn't be quite alone though as this next entrant also had her pet deerfox Twig following her around ringside.
Entrant 134: Hilda
"Speaking of Underdogs, we got another one coming our way." JR pointed out.
"Straight from her self-titled Netflix series, it's the one and only, Hilda!" Cole pointed out as well.
Tazz immediately gulped, saying, "She's not gonna bring that deer-looking thing to the ring, is she?"
"If you're honestly referring to her pet deerfox, Twig, she isn't," Steven shook his head. "You know darn well pets aren't even allowed in the ring."
"Oh, okay. Just needed to know that." Tazz nodded.
Both Hilda and Twig continued to hit the ground running until the song "Basket Case" by Green Day began to play throughout the titantron next. That would soon be followed by the appearance of a goth-looking dark reddish purple-haired woman who came out the curtain wearing a
Entrant 135: Joan of Arc (Clone High)
"Looks like we've got the last Clone High student coming down for tonight!" Steven pointed out.
"And that of course is none other than Joan of Arc entering at #135!" Cole exclaimed.
"You know something strikes me about this girl," Tazz replied with a bit of a ponder, "You think she might've been an inspiration for that Gwen character on Total Drama Island?"
The King said with a gentle shrug, "Who knows? They could be for all I know!"
As Joan of Arc continued her run down the ring, the camera shifted to inside the ring where Lincoln immediately saw Vanessa attempt to try to push Luna off the apron ropes.
Attempting to play the role of a stealthy ninja, Lincoln proceeded to sneak up behind Vanessa and throw her over the top rope. And with Luna grabbing Vanessa right by her leather sleeves, she dropped the daughter of Dr. Doofenshmirtz all the way down to the ringside floor, eliminating her from the Rumble match to a stellar applause!
"Welp, there goes payback for Vanessa," The King exclaimed. "She's outta here!"
"Apparently, the meltdown she had cost her in the end unfortunately!" JR exclaimed as well.
"It's a shame for her," Steven nodded before replying with, "But what great teamwork by both Lincoln and Luna Loud right there!"
105th Elimination: Vanessa Doofenshmirtz; Eliminated by: Lincoln Loud and Luna Loud; Duration: 12:10
With the rest of the crowd still cheering big for the elimination both Lincoln and Luna pulled on Vanessa, the lone brother of the Loud family immediately pulled his rockstar sister from under the ropes and back inside the ring.
He then dusted Luna off before Lincoln said to her, "You okay, sis? That Vanessa roughed you up pretty good."
"Eh, I had worse, bro," Luna nodded for a bit before tapping on Lincoln's shoulder and pointing out, "Hey, look out!"
The two immediately turned around to see Monty attempt to go after Lincoln and Luna with a double lariat.
The brother and sister used their smarts fast enough to duck down and counter Monty with a double hip toss, followed by a double elbow drop and a nice kip-up in between!
"What an incredible move by both Lincoln and Luna!" Cole exclaimed.
"Pulling something out of the Rockers' playbook," Steven impressively nodded. "I like it!"
Meanwhile, as both Lincoln and Luna were busy building up momentum inside the ring however, the camera shifted quickly over ringside where Heather was still heaving, coughing and hacking up around her throat due to the stinkface she suffered at the hands of LeShawna.
The queen bee started to feel a little woozy before she felt the bile rise up to her throat, holding Heather to hold her breath for some strange reason.
"Um, is Heather acting okay?" Tazz raised his eyebrow.
JR shrugged before saying to Tazz, "Why are you asking me that, Tazz? I'm not a fan of hers!"
"I'm pretty sure the only fan she's got is Alejandro." The King pointed out.
Heather tried to hold in her bile for as long as she could, when all of a sudden…
*BLEGHH!*
She suddenly puked all over Tazz, splattering every ounce of his suit with her vomit. This entire scene not only disgusted the rest of the fans watching at ringside, but it even made Tazz's commentary partners cringe out of disgust too!
"Oh my gawd!" JR shriveled.
"Oh, geez," The King groaned, "What a mess!"
"My god, Tazz, you frickin' smell now!" Cole said, attempting to back away from Tazz as a result of the puke-scented smell.
Tazz shriveled in pure horror of what Heather had just done to him, despite it being an accident.
This forced the ECW legend to fume very angrily before shouting to Heather, "Damn it, what's your problem puking all over me, bitch?!"
"Well, it's safe to say you deserve it." Steven replied.
"I wasn't talking to you, afro-boy," Tazz snarled over to Steven before looking down at his puke-ridden suit. "Oh, damn it, now I gotta go clean up here…"
While Tazz eventually left ringside to probably clean the rest of the Heather's messy vomit that was drenched all around his suit, the camera quickly shifted over to the apron ropes where Buster Bunny's feet were hanging tightly on the lower ropes just as Dipper Pines was busy choking on Buster's neck with his foot, just as an attempt to push him off.
"Uh-oh, Buster may be looking to go out here!" Steven pointed out.
"Look at the way his feet are still hanging on to the lower rope, though!" The King pointed out as well before saying, "Looks like something Kofi Kingston would try."
"Not unless Dipper Pines has a way to stop him, though!" JR shook his head.
Dipper kept on attempting to push him only for Buster Bunny to grab what seemed to be a soda bottle underneath his red sweatshirt.
Without any warning at all, Buster pulled the trigger and sprayed Dipper right in the face with some delicious carbonated water!
"Oh, right in the face!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Dipper just got a taste of that bottled soda!" JR pointed out.
"What a sneaky yet smart move by Buster Bunny!" The King smirked, "Sounds like something I'd come up with!"
With Dipper trying hard to get the soda liquid out of his eyes, Buster used the rest of the ropes to pull himself up.
But as he attempted to do so however, Batman rushed right in and caught Buster by surprise with a running dropkick, which knocked him off the apron and onto the floor eliminating him from the Rumble!
"Guess Buster didn't get lucky that time!" Cole shook his head.
"No, he's not," JR shook his head, "Buster's headed back to the dressing room."
"Hoping he's gonna wash the boot leather off his lips thanks to Batman." Tazz smirked a little.
106th Elimination: Buster Bunny; Eliminated by: Batman; Duration: 6:45
As Buster took his slow leave at ringside though, the camera scrolled back to see Arthur King duck down from a clothesline that LeShawna tried to attempt.
He then ran right back to her and attempted a body press, only for LeShawna to catch him in mid-air much to the awe of the crowd.
"Whoa, LeShawna caught him!" Steven pointed out.
"Bad place, wrong time, Arthur!" Tazz shook his head.
JR then exclaimed. "LeShawna might be adding another elimination to her resume!"
Still holding up Arthur around her shoulders, LeShawna immediately used her strength to carry Arthur right to the ropes.
With every ounce of strength around her body, the soul sister immediately slammed Arthur over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him from the match!
"Wow, what strength!" Cole impressively nodded.
"LeShawna has just slayed Arthur King out of this Rumble," JR pointed out. "No Excalibur needed!"
"He could've used more than a Round Table to stop this soul sister!" Steven nodded.
107th Elimination: Arthur King; Eliminated by: LeShawna; Duration: 7:01
The camera soon got a look at Arthur King down at ringside, who suddenly felt a bit dejected and defeated from his sudden elimination.
LeShawna looked down to him with a pure smirk, all before an angry pissed off Heather snuck up right behind her and lifted LeShawna right by her leg, which sent the ghetto girl rolling over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to a sudden shockwave of boos.
"Oh gawd, you gotta be kidding me!" JR groaned.
"Damn it, Heather just stole an elimination!" The King groaned as well in anger.
"Stole?" Tazz gasped before smirking out, "More like she scored an elimination!"
"Oh, get real, Tazz!" Cole snarled a little.
Tazz smirked once more while rubbing it in Cole's face, "Oh, you're just upset because she was one of your picks, Cole."
"God, you act like he's biased or something, Tazz!" Steven also groaned, "When you are gonna admit for once you're just being biased as JBL was in WWE?"
"Oh, blah blah your needs." Tazz rolled his eyes.
108th Elimination: LeShawna; Eliminated by: Heather; Duration: 19:18
LeShawna suddenly got up and immediately saw Heather, who right now began blowing a kiss from inside the ring straight to the already pissed off ghetto girl.
The soul sister didn't take her elimination lightly though as she attempted to get up on the apron, only for the crew of referees to immediately hold LeShawna back from doing some rough damage to the Queen Bee.
"Talk about adding insult to injury." Steven said with a snarl.
"I don't blame LeShawna at all," JR shook his head, "This is the second time Heather cheated LeShawna yet again."
"Just goes to show you no one does it well like Heather, guys!" Tazz smirked under his teeth.
The King rolled his eyes to him saying, "Yeah, in your imagination perhaps."
"I'm gonna get your ass if it's the last thing I do, girl!" LeShawna shouted at Heather, all before taking her
"Oh, if you only could, fatass," Heather replied. "IF you only could."
Heather didn't have too much long to laugh about it, though.
Her little celebration was soon cut off by Lexi Bunny, who snuck up right behind the Queen Bee and flipped over her head with a giant half-to-half suplex!
"Oh, guess who's laughing, now?" The King smirked towards Tazz.
"Serves her damn right!" JR nodded.
"Yeah, laugh all you can JR." Tazz rolled his eyes, "Lexi just got in a surprise cheap shot, that's all.
"Trust me, that didn't look like no cheap shot to me." Steven said in a half-hearted chuckle.
Heather wasn't the only contestant having trouble inside the ring, though.
Her evil demented boyfriend, Alejandro, ended up getting trapped in a big arm takedown by Justin before the male model trapped Al in a big crossface, which got the crowd immediately on fire seeing Justin finally get his hands on the hated Latin liar.
The longer Justin held onto the crossface, the more pain that was surging around Alejandro's jaw and neck combined! It even got to a point where the crowd instantly chanted "You Deserve It" to Alejandro over and over again, just to add insult to injury!
"Crossface!" Cole exclaimed. "Justin's locked in the crossface!"
"The fans of Anaheim are really enjoying what they're seeing!" JR pointed out.
"Yeah, get him Justin!" The King said, cheering on the male model. "Make that douche pay!"
"This is wrong," Tazz shook his head. "This is not fair to Al!"
Steven turned his attention to Tazz saying, "Oh, I believe it's VERY fair."
While the male model continued to wear down his arch nemesis much to the delight of the crowd, the entire Rumble clock lit up on the titantron for everyone to see up close.
It also meant that another set of entrants were getting more than ready to come out at any moment, mostly right now as the entire 10 seconds began ticking down one by one.
"We've got another set of entrants coming our way now!" The King said, thrilling himself with anticipation. "Can't wait to see who they are!"
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
*BZZT!*
As the buzzer began to sound off once more, the X-Men: The Animated Series theme song played all around the arena much to the excitement of the crowd. That of course would soon be followed by the appearance of a short, yet gruff man, who came out through the curtain wearing his signature yellow jumpsuit with black claw-marks around his suit, blue belt, black boots and sporting his signature sideburns. Not to mention sporting his signature claws poking out of his knuckles. This entrant simply went by the name of…
Entrant 136: Wolverine (X-Men: The Animated Series)
"Hey, we're about to feel lucky tonight, bub!" Steven pointed out.
"Business is about to pick up here, and for good reason," Cole nodded. "We've got the rough and tough Wolverine coming in at #136!"
"And it's the original 1992 look just like Rogue's!" Steven exclaimed as well.
"Definitely one of his signature incarnations, for sure." JR nodded.
Tazz raised his eyebrow saying, "Please tell me he ain't gonna go stab-crazy with those knives…"
"Anything can happen in the Royal Rumble, Tazz." Cole replied.
As Wolverine wasted no time running down ringside, the song "Hearts on Fire" by John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band proceeded to play around the titantron next as a short black-haired kid with a football-shaped head began coming out through the curtain wearing a white T-shirt with red sleeves, blue shorts, white socks and blue shoes. The ovation he got was quite good at best, leaving some of the crowd to chant "Bobby" over and over again just to give him the energy he needed.
Entrant 137: Bobby Generic (Bobby's World)
"Hey, did someone lose their parents or something?" Tazz shrugged.
"Oh, get real, Tazz," Cole rolled his eyes to the ECW legend. "You know that's Bobby Generic from Bobby's World coming in at #137!"
The King smirked before saying, "He may not be the strongest, but with an entrance song like that, he's got a lot of heart!"
"And I'd thought Arnold Shortman and Stewie Griffin were the only guys with football-shaped heads," Tazz chuckled before asking JR. "You think he started some sort of trend, JR?"
"I'm not even gonna go into details…" JR muttered angrily.
While Bobby jogged his way down the aisleway though, the crowd got a good listen of "Push It" by Garbage playing all across the sound system as a beautiful red-haired teenager with long hair came out through the curtain wearing a sleek long-sleeved black sweatshirt, green khaki jeans and black combat boots. Much to her surprise though, she mostly got a loud ovation coming from a good portion of the male demographic sitting right down at ringside.
Entrant 138: Kim Possible
"Oh, now we've got a good one coming down, guys!" The King exclaimed.
"It's the high-schooler/secret agent, Kim Possible, coming into the Rumble match at #138!" Cole pointed out.
Tazz then asked out of curiosity, "Is she the character that has a hot mom or something?"
"Really, Tazz?" JR said, staring at Tazz with a "WTF" expression on his face, "Is that ALL you think about?"
"I'm gonna take that as a yes, then." Tazz smirked.
"You seriously need help, Tazz." Steven said, narrowing his eyes at Tazz.
As Kim Possible took off running down the aisle full-speed, the song "Space Truckin'" by Deep Purple proceeded to play around the titantron next as a woman with brownish-black skin and a short afro came out through the curtain wearing a teal jumpsuit with gray shoulderpads, gray utility belt, gray kneepads, and gray leather boots, all while being greeted by a bunch of exciting cheers from this wonderful Anaheim crowd.
Entrant 139: Quinn Ergon (Final Space)
"I think we're going around space yet again!" The King exclaimed.
"Straight out of Final Space is the lead female of Gary Goodspeed's crew, Quinn Ergon, coming in at #139!" JR replied.
"When it comes to smarts, Quinn's definitely a cut above the rest," Steven replied as well. "And we're about to see those smarts come into play!"
"That's probably easier said than done." Tazz said with a little chuckle.
As Quinn found herself running down the aisle without no time to stop, the crowd immediately shifted over to the stage where a shower of pyro was spraying close to the curtain, catching the rest of the crowd's interest.
"Whoa, who on earth can be coming out to this kind of fireworks?" The King raised his eyebrow.
"Beats me if I know." JR shrugged.
It wouldn't be long before the familiar Goldberg theme began playing on the titantron, leading to the rest of the fans all screaming on to their feet as a yellow-skinned middle aged man with a bald spot and a five o'clock shadow came out through the curtain wearing his signature white polo shirt, blue pants and black dress shoes. He somehow remained unbothered by the pyro that was shooting all around him as the entrant that had this very stylish entrance went by the name of…
Entrant 140: Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)
"We've got some cartoon royalty in the house tonight!" Steven nodded.
"A legend since 1987, it's none other than Homer Simpson of The Simpsons!" Cole shouted loudly out of excitement.
"This crowd is definitely on fire tonight!" JR exclaimed, "They're up the roof as we speak!"
"Hey, JR, is it not too late to change my pick?" The King asked JR.
"Feel free to do what you like," JR shrugged, "It's Steven's Rumble!"
While Homer took his time walking down to the ring however, Wolverine appeared on the rope long enough for Launchpad McQuack to take notice.
The pelican pilot rushed right over at the mutant attempting to surprise him with a big boot to the face, only for Wolverine to pull the ropes right down, sending Launchpad over the top rope and onto the floor with a big elimination!
"Oh, looks like Launchpad's taking off out of this match!" Tazz exclaimed.
"You're telling me," Cole nodded, "His flight's done for the night!"
"Didn't have much of a chance here." Steven shook his head.
109th Elimination: Launchpad McQuack; Eliminated by: Wolverine; Duration: 6:08
As Launchpad began to walk out of ringside a bit painfully, the camera shifted right back to the ring where Coop Cooplowski was busy whipping Spider-Man right to the upper right turnbuckle.
With the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man looking very groggy as ever, Coop rushed right at the super hero attempting to pull off a big Stinger Splash, only for Spider-Man to duck all the way down and lift Coop right up by his leg. The momentum of Coop's body sent the fatman over the top rope and onto the floor, being eliminated much to a big pop from the crowd.
"Wha–NO WAY!" Tazz said at a loss for words.
"You better believe it, Tazz," JR nodded, "Coop just got eliminated by Spider-Man!"
"How on earth does a guy who looks like a toothpick eliminate someone that's nearly 300 frickin' pounds?!" Tazz replied, still in shock.
"That's probably a mystery you'll never know, Tazz!" The King shook his head.
110th Elimination: Coop Cooplowski; Eliminated by: Spider-Man; Duration: 4:22
Meanwhile, as Coop was busy taking in a deep dirtnap around ringside, the camera got a good look at Monty Monogram, who right now was leaping off the apron and catching Daring Charming with a sunset flip.
"Monty with a sunset flip." Cole replied.
That however would soon transition into a piledriver position, hanging Daring upside down as Monty wrapped his legs around his shoulders and dropped the blonde-haired prince down with a Styles Clash!
"Wow, what a counter!" The King exclaimed.
"Monty just got Daring with a big Styles Clash!" JR shouted.
"That probably could be enough to eliminate him," Steven pointed out, "Unless Daring gets lucky."
With Daring still stunned as ever, Monty immediately picked him up and whipped him towards the ropes.
But before he could though, Daring managed to take in a second wind and counterwhip Monty instead, therefore sending the son of Major Monogram over the top ropes, but only managed to hang onto the apron instead.
Cole saw this and said, "Monty's over aaaaaaaand…"
"Nope, safe for the moment!" Tazz replied.
Monty kept himself safe around the apron's ropes for a little bit before facing off against the trio of Justin, Rarity and Daring Chaming standing across the ring.
Before Monty could react however, the three connected big time with a triple superkick that sent Monty off the apron and onto the floor, eliminating him to a big pop from the crowd!
"Triple superkick!" Steven shouted.
"That no doubt ended Monty's time in the Rumble!" JR said, shaking his head.
"No kidding," The King nodded, "It's gonna be quite awfully hard for Monty to get rid of those footprints covering his face!"
111th Elimination: Monty Monogram; Eliminated by: Daring Charming, Justin and Rarity; Duration: 14:48
While an unconscious Monty was busy seeing stars from ringside however, the trio of Justin, Rarity and Daring Charming were busy staring down at their fallen opponent as if they somehow accomplished their mission like a bunch of justice-serving mercenaries.
However, Rarity was then caught with a surprise as both Justin and Daring both bowed down to her in gentlemanly fashion, all while the two grabbed her two respective hands and kissed her knuckles softly, leaving her blushing and giggling madly much to the sheer excitement of everyone watching at home!
"Oh, now this is a surprise!" JR exclaimed.
"I think Rarity may be smitten by both Justin AND Daring, it seems!" Steven smirked widely.
"I don't know about you four," The King shrugged before smirking out, "But I definitely love this dream team!"
"I don't get it," Tazz shrugged unsurely, "I thought Daring was with Apple!"
Cole turned to Tazz and said, "Maybe, but Daring always likes to give the ladies a helping hand no matter who they are!"
While Rarity continued to admire her two knights in shining armor however, her best friend Twilight Sparkle was up at the lower right turnbuckle trying her best to superplex D'Vana Tendi right off the top rope, only for D'Vana to hang onto the ropes for leverage in order to keep her safe.
"Twilight trying so hard to get D'Vana with a superplex." Cole replied.
"Yeah, easier said than done," Tazz scoffed a bit. "D'Vana's got a hold of the ropes."
"Still won't stop Twily from trying though." The King shook his head.
Twilight attempted to lift D'Vana once again, but it only resulted in Beckett sneaking up right behind her and throwing Twilight Sparkle down through the mat with a back suplex from the middle rope!
"There comes Beckett to the rescue!" The King pointed out.
"Twilight just got knocked out for a loop," Steven nodded, "What a bad landing for her!"
"Unless she fights back in this, Twilight may be done-zo!" Tazz exclaimed.
Tazz's prediction would soon be true though as both Beckett and D'Vana managed to grab Twilight right by the legs while she was down.
And then, acting like some sort of catapult, the two managed to fling Twilight over the top ropes and onto the floor, resulting in a very big elimination for the two!
"Well, Twilight Time is over!" Tazz smirked.
"Indeed, it is," Cole nodded, "Twilight's been eliminated."
"So as it stands, that leaves Rarity and Fluttershy as the last two of the main six remaining!" JR pointed out.
"Yeah, and it makes me wonder which one is gonna last all the way to the end!" The King shriveled a bit.
112th Elimination: Twilight Sparkle; Eliminated by: Beckett Mariner and D' Vana Tendi; Duration: 15:12
Meanwhile, as Twilight Sparkle took her exit from the match, the camera scrolled inside the ring where Starfire was busy picking up Dipper Pines for a Michinoku Driver.
Dipper however would wiggle free from the move and turned Starfire around, nailing the Tameran princess with a big Diamond Cutter!
"Dipper with the Diamond Cutter!" Cole shouted.
"Paying tribute to the one and only Diamond Dallas Page!" Steven exclaimed. "You gotta love it!"
"I even love his yoga too," The King took in a big smirk as well. "Made me more flexible at my age!"
Dipper immediately took his sweet time however, posing like Diamond Dallas Page just by imitating the "Diamond Cutter" hand signal and following it up with a big "BANG", just for a little extra pop from the crowd.
Sadly it would be all short lived when all of a sudden, Heather went behind Dipper's back and planted him with a big low blow right between the legs!
The Queen Bee received nothing more than boos because of that cowardly act alone, which also received a lot of ire from the commentators alone. All except for Tazz, who was busy cheering his ass off for her.
"Oh my god!" Cole cried out angrily.
"What a cheap shot from behind!" The King snarled.
"Let's not forget about the last Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble, gentlemen!" Steven pointed out, "She's basically emulating her skills like what Alejandro's doing."
"You're just jealous because she's using the smart way to play." Tazz smirked.
JR turned to Tazz and groaned, "If by smart, you mean dirty and cheap."
"Hey, you do what it takes to survive, even if it means breaking the rules, JR." Tazz said to the Oklahoman.
"It doesn't change the fact that she's still using cheap tactics to eliminate her opponents." Steven pointed out once more.
Dipper tried his best to get up from that painful low blow, but at that point, it was getting very hard for him to stay on his own two feet.
Heather immediately used it as an opportunity to pick Dipper right up off his feet and fling him over the top ropes and onto the floor, resulting in an elimination that left the crowd to boo even more louder in pure disgust.
"And of course, Heather eliminates Dipper Pines." JR groaned once more.
"I swear, something stinks to high heaven," Steven shook his head in negative fashion. "And I hope it's the stinkface breath LeShawna gave her."
"What you're smelling is cash, Steven." Tazz smirked to Steven's face. "Cash that you or nobody but Heather and Alejandro can't have!"
"I swear if that happens tonight, we're all gonna be screwed!" Cole gulped.
"Cry harder, Cole." Tazz snickered yet again, feeling joy in Dipper's elimination.
113th Elimination: Dipper Pines; Eliminated by: Heather; Duration: 9:42
It didn't take too long for the referees to run right over and check on Dipper, who right now was busy holding between his legs in pure physical pain. One referee, that being AEW referee Aubrey Edwards, soon called EMT's over to the side to check on Dipper all while Heather mocked him from the ring inside, doing nothing but a fake "boo-hoo" cry and laughing her ass off just to piss the fans off even more.
"I honestly can't stand her," The King shook his head, "I just can't."
"To laugh and mock at someone's pain is just ridiculous." Steven said, cringing in anger.
"She's just taking it in for all it's worth." Tazz said with a smile before saying to the crowd, "C'mon, haters. Bring your tears to Heather so that she can drink 'em all!"
"You're gonna regret your choice of words, Tazz!" JR said, forming a fist at Tazz's face. "I swear to god, I will literally get off this chair and make you wish you never came here."
"Whatever, it's what Heather did that made Total Drama Island a success, JR," Tazz rolled his eyes, "And you can't argue with success."
"Unfortunately for you, none of us agrees." Cole said, rolling his eyes too.
In the heat of the moment however, Heather ended up flipping off the rest of the crowd with both her middle fingers up in the air, just as a way to piss off the crowd even more with the right amount of hatred she needed.
The loud boos didn't last long though as the rest of the crowd all stopped to look at the titantron, which right now was displaying its familiar Rumble clock once more. It was an indication that the next set of hungry competitors were looking to enter the Rumble matchup momentarily, all as the familiar 10-second clock started ticking down.
"I hope that whoever comes out will shut Heather up next." The King replied.
"Or Alejandro if that's the case," JR. nodded. "Either way, who's up to bat at the Rumble?"
Yikes, Heather and Alejandro are legitimately taking down favorites one-by-one like cockroaches. Talk about getting Dirty Dominik "Dom Dom" Mysterio heat, huh? Well, now that I'm pretty done explaining all of that, let's check out the stats, shall we?
Entrants in the ring: 26
Entrants left to go: 20
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug, Nightcrawler, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Turanga Leela, Morty Smith, Peter Griffin, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Reggie Rocket, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Abe Lincoln, Apple White, DJ, Marshal Moo Montana, Spongebob Squarepants, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Barbara "Babs" Brando, Valerie Grey, Carmen Sandiego, Nosedive Flashblade, Raphael, Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Ulrich Stern, Gary Goodspeed, Leonardo, Poison Ivy, Gwen, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Jackie Lynn Thomas, Eddy, Rick Sanchez, Yosemite Sam, Samurai Jack, Gambit, Trent, Static, Wendy Corduroy, Tanya Vanderflock, Bridgette, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Buster Bunny, Arthur King, LeShawna, Launchpad McQuack, Coop Cooplowski, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle, Dipper Pines
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Luz Noceda, Wildwing Flashblade, Amethyst, Amity Blight, Starfire, Luna Loud, Rarity, Connie Maheswaran, Heather, Beckett Mariner, Spider-Man, Justin, D' Vana Tendi, Daring Charming, Batman, Lincoln Loud, Lexi Bunny, Fluttershy, Hilda, Joan of Arc, Wolverine, Bobby Generic, Kim Possible, Quinn Ergon, Homer Simpson
Longest time: Alejandro Burromuerto (1:30:00)
Shortest time: Eric Cartman (0:03.9)
Who would Rarity pretty much crush on more: Justin, Daring Charming or both?
How much damage will Homer do even though we only saw nothing but his entrance?
Is Console Wars such an awesome YouTube channel?
It's true that last question is pretty much yes, since it's an awesome channel. It's when two men, who call themselves Nintendo and Sega, compare two games of the same name from the 16-bit era, and they find out which game is better. Been binge watching for an entire year so I definitely recommend it to everyone for sure. As for the rest of the answers, they will be revealed come next chapter. So do yourself a favor and read, review and leave any feedback if you can for some more Rumble action by me. So until then, it's lunch time for me. PEACE!