Cartoon All-Star Royal Rumble II
Rated T for Language and Violence
Summary: 160 animated characters from all of your favorite cartoons compete in the sequel to the most intense battle royal gauntlet in professional wrestling ever! Get ready for a lot of blood, sweat, tears and a whole lot of broken bones as they fight for more than a million dollars, folks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these cartoon characters, nor do I own any of the franchises they are from, period. I sure as heck don't own anything related to Disney, Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Warner Bros., Fresh TV, MTV, Comedy Central, Hasbro, Mattel, Mirage Studios, Hanna-Barbera, Starz Media, ZAG Heroez, Netflix or FOX either. So yep, let's just leave it at that.
P.S.: I also wanted to remind everyone that The Amazing Ghost Musician will also be helping me out with this story also, so he also deserves a lot of the credit too. Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah. On with the story!
Chapter 17: You Talk Too Much (And Then You Never Shut Up)
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*BZZT*
As the buzzer went off for the umpteenth time tonight (I don't know how many since I lost count), the song "Bloody Valentine" by Machine Gun Kelly proceeded to play around the sound system to a big great pop from the crowd, which was soon followed by the appearance of a blue-haired male teenager with yellow skin, white shirt with the logo of a blue shield covered by a big yellow thunderbolt labeled on it, a black leather jacket with a red-white stripe wrapped around it, blue denim jeans and black sneakers.
Entrant #141: Flash Sentry (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)
"Here's a guy ready to electrify this crowd!" The King exclaimed.
"And looking to do that is Flash Sentry from My Little Pony: Equestria Girls coming in at #141!" JR exclaimed as well.
"It's a kind of shame Twilight won't be in the same ring as him," Steven shook his head. "Otherwise they would be perfect!"
"Too bad," Tazz said, rolling his eyes.
Flash continued his little run down the aisle before the song "When Worlds Collide" by Powerman 5000 proceeded to play on the titantron. That was soon followed by the appearance of an attractive charcoal-skinned woman with no mouth, long white-hair, gold headpiece with a emerald jewel on the top, gold-plated bikini and gold-plated high-heels, who came out through the curtain to a loud response from the horny male demographic sitting at ringside.
Entrant #142: Queen Tyr'ahnee (Duck Dodgers)
"I think this Rumble is about to be invaded here tonight!" Steven pointed out.
"Coming back from the last Cartoon Rumble is the Martian Queen from Duck Dodgers, Queen Tyr'ahnee!" Cole exclaimed.
"This chick can be quite beautiful at first," The King replied, "But take it from me, she is as dangerous as they come!"
"How come she's got no mouth?" Tazz asked out of curiosity.
JR looked at Tazz and groaned, "It's what her people from Mars is, Tazz."
"Then how does she eat, then?" Tazz asked once more.
As the rest of the commentators were left to facepalm themselves out of Tazz's stupidity, the rest of crowd were soon treated to the sound of "Flight of Icarus" by Iron Maiden playing on the sound system, which of course would soon be followed by the appearance of a beautiful blonde-haired woman with a silk white dress, gold crown on the top of her head, gold high-heeled boots and a signature sword in hand, which dazzled the entire crowd that was smitten by her.
Entrant #143: She-Ra (She-Ra and The Princess of Power)
"Well, it looks like Queen Tyr'ahnee won't be the ONLY dominant female coming down the aisle!" The King exclaimed.
"We're about to be treated to another one, King," JR replied, "This time in the form of the Princess of Power, She-Ra!"
"It's so awesome we're getting the classic version this time around!" Steven exclaimed.
"Although many people will agree the reboot on Netflix is also good as well." Cole nodded.
She-Ra managed to make a quick dash to the ring long enough for the next entrant's music to play out, which was soon identified as the song "Dynamite" by BTS. The entire Anaheim crowd went up on their feet as a teenage girl with a dark purple hoodie, short blue jeans, long dark purple socks and shoes came out through the curtain riding her skateboard right down to the ring.
Entrant #144: Ronnie Anne Santiago (The Loud House/The Casagrandes)
"I think Lincoln's got some more backup heading his way!" Steven pointed out.
"And it's in the form of our next entrant, Ronnie Anne Santiago from both The Loud House and her very own spinoff, The Casagrandes!" Cole exclaimed.
Tazz suddenly groaned, "Oh geez, is she another one of those skateboarding people?"
"Well, she's riding a skateboard to the ring, Tazz," JR nodded before saying, "So it's pretty much a yes!"
"Great, that's what we need, more skateboarding punks!" Tazz groaned once more.
As Ronnie continued to skate her way down the aisle however, her theme song was soon cut off to a hard rock version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" playing on the titantron. That wouldn't be all though as a muscular black-haired man with a strong jawline came out wearing his signature blue tuxedo and strangely enough, a red hat that was attached to the top of his head saying "Make America Great Again". And that wasn't all though as he also brought with himself, an american flag to carry all the way to the ring just to wave around. The crowd immediately saw the hat he was wearing right away, forcing out a big amount of boos directed straight to this next entrant, who was simply known as…
Entrant #145: Stan Smith (American Dad)
"Oh no, this guy?!" The King groaned angrily.
"Yeah, I'm afraid so, King," Cole nodded, "It's Stan Smith from American Dad coming in at #145!"
Tazz, who was starting to become agitated at all of the booing directed towards Stan, started to cringe a little on the inside saying, "What on earth is wrong with these people booing a great American like this man?"
"It's the hat that he's wearing, Tazz!" Steven pointed out, "That's the reason they're booing at him! He's a Trump supporter!"
"So?!" Tazz shrugged very loudly, "He's got a right to! It's a free country ain't it?"
"It may be a free country to you, Tazz, but actions like these have consequences, and you know that!" JR said, snapping at Tazz.
As Stan took his time going down to the ring, mostly because he was trying to shake hands with the angry fans down the aisle, the camera suddenly scrolled right down to the ring where Homer suddenly caught Amethyst by surprise with a big spear!
"Whoa, Homer with a big spear!" Steven shouted.
"He nearly speared the gems out of her with that one!" The King exclaimed.
Wolverine tried to surprise Homer the best that he could with a discus clothesline, only for Homer to duck just in time.
The mutant then turned around only for Homer Simpson to come right out of nowhere with a big spear, flipping Wolverine upside down!
"Oh, and another spear!" JR shouted.
"Homer is just laying out everyone he can seek his eyes on!" Cole shouted as well.
"Believe you me, guys," Tazz said with a snicker before saying, "Homer's looking at them like they're donuts!"
Hilda attempted to stop Homer's momentum herself as she attempted to climb up to the top rope, waiting for Homer to turn right around and eat a big flying body press.
When he did turn around however, Hilda leaped off the top rope only for Homer to catch her in mid-air with another spear. This shocking display suddenly brought the entire crowd in their feet with such awe, they quickly broke out in a "Holy S**t" chant over and over again!
"OH MY GAWD!" JR shrieked.
"HOLY SH–" Tazz shouted before turning to JR, "Did you see what I just saw?!"
"Homer legit speared Hilda in half!" Cole replied in JR's defense.
"How on earth is Hilda gonna come back from something like that?!" The King shriveled.
Thankfully for Hilda herself, Homer wasn't looking to eliminate her out of the Rumble just yet, instead looking for some other people to fight.
Somewhere around the upper right portion of the ring, Luna Loud was shown whipping Bobby Generic to the opposite turnbuckle where Bobby managed to rebound by leaping to the middle rope.
He then flew back hoping to get Luna with a springboard body press when all of a sudden…
*BAM!*
Lincoln suddenly caught him in mid-air with a big codebreaker!
"Oh, short ride, bad landing!" Tazz yelped.
"Lincoln caught Bobby big time with a big Codebreaker all the way down!" Cole exclaimed.
That Codebreaker looked to be more than enough to make Bobby dazed and confused.
Realizing this once he got back up on his feet, Lincoln and Luna capitalized big time as the two connected Bobby's face with a double dropkick, which sent the youngster over the top rope and onto the floor eliminating him from the matchup!
"A double dropkick and Bobby's out!" JR shouted.
"So much for trying to make an impact," Tazz rolled his eyes, "He barely got a chance!"
"At least he lasted longer than his punk brother, I'll tell you that!" The King nodded.
"That's definitely true." Steven nodded.
114th Elimination: Bobby Generic; Eliminated by: Lincoln Loud and Luna Loud; Duration: 2:28
As Bobby still remained dazed and confused at ringside however, the camera scrolled over to the apron ropes where they got a good shot of Starfire trying her best to recover from an elimination process she had a while back.
She-Ra found an opportunity to eliminate her with a clothesline, only for Starfire to duck down. She looked to be safe for a bit before She-Ra came running back with a big boot to the face, hitting the Tameran princess off the apron and onto the floor, eliminating her from the match!
"Oh, well Starfire didn't get lucky!" The King nodded a bit in disappointment.
"Unfortunately not, King," Cole shook his head. "Starfire is out of here!"
"No kidding, Cole!" Tazz replied. "Could've used her powers though."
"Probably should've put them to good use in things like this, Tazz." JR said, shockingly agreeing with Tazz.
115th Elimination: Starfire; Eliminated by: She-Ra; Duration: 12:39
Meanwhile, as Starfire was busy walking away from the ring, the camera moved around to the lower right turnbuckle where Lexi Bunny scooped up Rarity right on top before climbing up to the top rope, looking to attempt a big hurricanrana on the purple-haired fashionista.
"Whoa there, Lexi going up on higher ground." Steven pointed out.
"This us just basically suicide to be up there!" Tazz exclaimed, "Hoping nobody pushes her off."
"Indeed, we all knew what happened to Lex Luger back at the '95 Royal Rumble." JR nodded.
"It'll cost her like he did!" The King agreed.
Before she could attempt the move however, Rarity somehow used her smarts to slide through Lexi's legs and grab her, catching Lexi all the way down with a snake-eyes onto the turnbuckle!
"Oh, that was a mistake!" Cole cringed a little.
"Yeah, that didn't work out for Lexi." The King shook his head.
"See what I mean, guys?" Tazz pointed out. "I was right!"
"Strange enough, I'll agree with you on that." JR nodded.
Lexi didn't have time to recover though as she found herself disoriented from the snake-eyes she suffered.
That proved to be the perfect opportunity for Rarity to capitalize on the occasion by turning Lexi around lifting her up with a flapjack, while at the same time both Justin and Daring Charming caught her with a double neckbreaker on the way down!
"Wha–no way!" Tazz replied at a loss for words.
"Was that like a 4-D or something?" The King chuckled.
"Might as well be, King," JR nodded, "Lexi got planted good!"
"Oh man, this definitely has to be it," Tazz pointed out.
It was the end for Lexi Bunny indeed as both Justin and Daring managed to lift Lexi up right by their arms while Rarity lifted her right by her legs.
Then, using their combined strength all at one, the three body slammed Lexi right over the ropes and launched her down to the floor, eliminating Lexi right out of the match with a big pop!
"Well Tazz, Rarity and her hunk squad strike again!" Cole smirked.
"I never thought I'd say it, but those three just may be my favorites now!" Tazz impressively nodded.
"I'm surprised Tazz is being a mark for them," The King chuckled. "Is the world coming to an end?"
"Don't know, but if those three can get rid of Alejandro and Heather, I'll be a happy camper!" JR nodded.
"Only time will tell, of course!" Steven exclaimed.
116th Elimination: Lexi Bunny; Eliminated by: Daring Charming, Justin and Rarity; Duration: 5:05
While Lexi Bunny was busy taking a hard nap down ringside however, Beckett wasn't having any luck whatsoever as Homer had her right by the throat before lifting her up off her feet in a big military press position.
He then walked all around the ring showing off his strength to the rest of the ecstatic crowd, who were watching him carrying Beckett above his shoulders in impressive fashion.
"Look at Homer moving all around the ring!" Cole replied.
"Yikes, I can tell Beckett's not enjoying the flight from up there!" The King shook his head, "You think she brought a barfbag?"
"If not, she probably should." JR nodded to the King.
"This might spell the end for Mariner here." Steven pointed out.
Homer managed to bench press her for a few seconds before he eventually chucked Beckett over the top rope and onto Lexi down on the ringside floor, eliminating her from the Rumble match completely.
"Out into the final frontier she goes!" Steven nodded.
"Homer just dumped Mariner like she was nothing." JR pointed out.
"No kidding," Tazz nodded before saying, "She's gonna have a long hard voyage home."
"Either way, It's back to Starfleet for her!" Cole nodded as well.
117th Elimination: Beckett Mariner; Eliminated by: Homer Simpson; Duration: 9:23
Meanwhile, as Beckett was busy taking a long painful leave out of ringside, Stan Smith was busy trapping Queen Tyr'ahnee right over at the lower left turnbuckle while he climbed over her at the middle rope, looking to give her a big 10-punch salute.
The bulky Republican started hitting right away at the martian queen, knocking her right upside the dome painfully around nine times, leaving her head painfully disoriented with each hit receiving to her one at a time.
"Hey, check that out," Tazz quickly pointed out, "Stan's cleaning house!"
"Hold on, he can't do that to a queen!" The King scowled towards Stan.
"Actually, he can," Tazz smirked. "He's legally beating up illegal aliens! Get it, cause she's an alien?"
"My gawd, you are horrible, Tazz!" JR groaned at Tazz's off-putting joke.
"You really consider that funny, Tazz?" Steven said, raising an eyebrow.
Tazz said with a chuckle, "At least she won't have a busted lip knowing she doesn't have a mouth."
"You're disgusting, Tazz," Cole snarled to Tazz, "And that term you said was very offensive."
Before Tazz could say something else however, he noticed Stan getting ready to deal that one final punch towards Tyr'ahnee's head.
Stan wouldn't get a chance to deal that tenth punch however as Batman snuck up from behind and pushed the big-chinned American right over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating Stan Smith to a huge amount of cheers from the audience!
"Wha–oh no, come on!" Tazz whined before shouting out, "Damn it!"
"So much for being an American, huh Tazz?" The King smirked towards Tazz.
"Doesn't feel like one now," Steven shook his head, "Stan just got deported out of this Rumble!"
"Indeed, no second chances for Stan!" JR nodded.
"I agree," Cole nodded as well, "Once you're out, you can't come back!"
"This is bullcrap!" Tazz whined yet again.
118th Elimination: Stan Smith; Eliminated by: Batman; Duration: 1:40
Stan Smith soon got up from the ringside floor, immediately looking pissed off and straight up outraged at what just happened to him not too long ago.
It wouldn't be long before The Dark Knight himself had some choice words for the angry republican, saying with a snarl, "I am vengeance, I am the night. I AM BATMAN!"
"Well, he sure is!" Steven nodded.
"And Stan Smith definitely learned that the hard way tonight!" JR nodded as well.
"Damn it, it's not fair," Tazz groaned, "Stan Smith got ripped off!"
"Go cry us a river, Tazz." Cole said out of spite.
The fans immediately began a frenzy at ringside, chanting "Fuck you Stan!" over and over again to the outraged Republican, who in return told the rest of the crowd to "Shut up" only for the boos directed at him to increase with major velocity.
"Yeah, nice try shutting them up, Stan." The King rolled his eyes.
"Well, being the gnat that he is, that definitely didn't work." JR shook his head.
"Guess it was a bad idea for him to wear that hat today," Steven pointed out, "Should've left it at home."
"Even so, it wouldn't help him out much." Cole said, shaking his head.
While the referees continued to argue with Stan very endlessly, the familiar Rumble clock lit up all around the titantron, which forced the entire Anaheim crowd to look right over to the stage and await the next set of entrants that were looking to make their way down the aisle at any moment.
"We're almost there to the end, ladies and gentleman," JR replied, So let's see who's entrants #146 to #150 are gonna be right now!"
10… 9… 8… 7… 6… 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…
*BZZT!*
As the buzzer went off for the for probably the 17th time tonight (which I really don't know since I lost count), the familiar Darkwing Duck theme song began to play to a stellar pop from the crowd, which would soon be followed by the appearance of a familiar anthropomorphic duck dressed in all purple with his signature cape and long grey hat to cap off his appearance. This wasn't just any entrant though, as he went by the name of none other than…
Entrant #146: Darkwing Duck
"Hey, look who's here, guys!" Tazz exclaimed.
"He's the terror that flaps in the night," The King pointed out, "He's the pizza that doesn't arrive in your house 30 minutes or less…"
"He is none other than Darkwing Duck entering at #146!" JR exclaimed.
"I'm very surprised he drew a good number here!" Steven exclaimed as well, "His chances are looking very good for sure."
While Darkwing Duck continued to make his way down the aisle, it wasn't long before the Teen Titans theme song began to play around the titantron next. And what followed after that was the appearance of a black-haired teenager coming out through the curtain dressed in a red shirt with black sleeves (with a yellow "R"), familiar yellow cape, green pants, black boots, black gloves and familiar black eye-mask, much to a great ovation from the rest of the crowd down at ringside.
Entrant #147: Robin (Teen Titans)
"Well, we got Batman and now look at what we also have!" Cole exclaimed.
"It's the leader of the Teen Titans himself, Robin!" The King pointed out.
"I for one can't wait to see them work that old magic," Steven said, rubbing his hands with anticipation. "It'll be like we stepped back into 1992!"
"I'll definitely vouch on that logic!" JR nodded, agreeing with Steven.
As Robin proceeded to run down the aisle with his trusty staff in hand, the entire crowd all got up to their feet once more as the familiar "We Will Rock You" song from Queen lit up all throughout the arena, alongside the familiar purple and teal pyrotechnic lasers flashing all around the stage and dry ice smoking around the entranceway. What followed next was the appearance of a red-haired woman with anthropomorphic duck features who came out through the curtain wearing a sleeveless purple jumpsuit, white shoulderpads with a bright purple breastplate, and stylish white sneakers.
Entrant #148: Mallory McMallard (Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series)
"Looks like we got one heck of a spitfire coming down our way!" Steven replied.
"Representing Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series at #148 is the series redhead herself, Mallory McMallard!" Cole replied as well.
"This better be the last of those dreaded ducks," Tazz muttered to himself, "Oh god, I hope we get the last."
JR suddenly rolled his eyes while saying with a big groan, "Of course this is the last of the Mighty Ducks, Tazz. What else would you think?!"
"I swore there would've been more." Tazz shrugged.
As Mallory took off running full-speed towards the ring, the familiar Danny Phantom theme song proceeded to play all throughout the arena next, which of course was soon followed by the appearance of a white-haired teenager with black superhero spandex with white gloves, white belt, white boots and glowing green eyes flying all throughout the curtain and to another big applause from this ecstatic Anaheim crowd.
Entrant #149: Danny Phantom
"Hey, we got a ghost running amok here." Tazz pointed out.
"He's more than just your usual ghost, Tazz," JR said to the ECW legend. "He's the hero of Amity Park himself, Danny Phantom!"
"I heard he's quite a favorite from the ladies over there." Cole said with a smirk.
"You kidding, he's practically shipped with almost everyone in the show," Steven nodded. "You talk about Sam, Valerie, Paulina, Desiree, Ember, Penelope Spectra, the works!"
"You're telling me, Steven!" The King smirked as well. "Just ask Sam Manson, Valerie Grey and Paulina Sanchez themselves!"
While Danny Phantom continued to fly all through the aisle with such a quick breeze, the fans eardrums soon took a turn for the worst when the familiar Right To Censor theme song started blaring out like a loud annoying siren, which forced the commentators to cover their ears as tight as they could.
"Ugh, what the hell's that noise?!" Steven growled.
"I swear, if Steven Richards shows up wearing a suit and cuts off this Rumble, I will have his head!" The King hissed painfully.
Thankfully for the commentators though, the song soon switched over to the tune of "Miss Independent" by Kelly Clarkson, which soon followed by the appearance of a tanned-skin brunette with medium hair, who came out through the curtain wearing her usual grayish-purple shirt with tight green pants that showcase her impressive hip curves, and very familiar high-heeled sandals. The reception she got was practically dreaded with a whole lot of hate, which would explain why a good mass portion of the people inside of Anaheim all booed the hell out of her in return.
Entrant #150: Courtney (Total Drama)
"Oh no, not her!" JR groaned, "Anybody but her!"
"I'm afraid so, JR," Cole nodded before saying, "Courtney from the Total Drama series has entered this Rumble match as our next entrant."
"Are you kidding me?" The King complained, "Out of all people to enter this match, this had to be this spoiled rotten whiny crybaby?"
"Yeah, your guess is as good as mine." Tazz nodded to the King before looking at Steven and said, "Steven, why is this bitch in this match?"
Steven then replied with a long painful groan, "If you guys wanna know, Courtney threatened me with a lawsuit by choice or by force if I didn't put her in the match."
"Geez, was it THAT BAD?!" The King shouted, fearing the worst.
"Pretty much, she just threatened to have my friends and I locked away in a government building where nobody would find us." Steven nodded.
"Of course, leave it to Courtney to threaten lawsuits whenever she doesn't get what she wants." JR groaned.
"Yikes, and I thought both Caillou and Angelica Pickles had problems." Cole muttered very angrily.
As Courtney stood tall on the stage looking very proud and undeterred, she found her presence continued to be drowned out by a torrential wave of boos that broke around the Arrowhead Pond. She was so bothered by the sound that it broke her concentration, which caused her to immediately snap at the rest of the crowd. Not even taking this rage from the rest of the fans down at ringside, she instantly pulled out her own microphone from her pocket and began to verbally shoot at the rest of the crowd.
"Excuse me… Isn't there anybody in this arena going to show me the respect that I deserve and get?!" The C.I.T. shouted, still being drowned out by boos from the angry crowd.
Her loud angry voice suddenly forced the action inside the ring to come to a stop, leading all of the contestants to watch as Courtney marched down the aisle with such an angry huff.
"Why would anybody want to show respect to this woman?" JR madly groaned.
The boos managed to die down long enough for Courtney to shout back on the mic, "You know, I don't blame the rest of this stupid shithole city for being the most ignorant lameasses when it comes to my issues."
The fans instantly didn't take too kindly to what the former C.I.T. said to them, therefore responding with a very brutal "Fuck You Courtney" chant breaking out from ringside. It was even so loud it was drowning out the rest of the commentators sitting at ringside as well.
"Yikes, it's getting so hard to hear from this angry mob!" The King groaned.
"Can you honestly blame them, King?" Cole shrugged before saying, "They hate her worse than Alejandro and Heather are!"
"I'm glad there's something we can all agree on." Tazz groaned to himself.
"Strange enough, I think the feeling's mutual." JR groaned too.
Courtney soon attempted to ignore the boos and speak once again with an angered tone, "May I remind all of you that I'm the highest rated contestant in the entire Total Drama franchise, the show was successful all thanks to me… considering that all I've done has put the Drama in Total Drama, thank you very much."
The angry fans still didn't buy what Courtney was saying at all, forcing them to reply with "You Still Suck" over and over again, just to agitate her more.
"She should've never come back to Total Drama Action in the first place." Steven shook his head.
"It would've honestly been better if she didn't replace Justin to begin with," Cole pointed out, "Could've given him a chance to prove himself too."
"I don't blame you, that still really pisses me off!" The King nodded angrily.
"Oh really?" Courtney gasped to the crowd before shoving her angry tone at the crowd's faces, "You can all deny it all you want, but I was right to do what I did on Total Drama Action… it was my lawsuit that saved the show, and I was right to do so since my LOYAL fans wanted me on in the first place. That's right, they were begging me to come back, and thankfully for them, I answered their prayers!"
Once again, the fans still didn't want to bother hearing Courtney shoot their mouth off to them, as the crowd continued to boo their hearts out to their full content. Even one fan grew so mad that they even threw their Sprite in the air, blasting an unbothered Courtney right upside the head even though she was unfazed.
"You know it's times like this I had a mute button." JR said with a painful sigh.
"Yeah, it's also times like this I wish I had a shotgun." Tazz muttered.
The King turned to Steven and said, "Steven, what were you thinking putting her in?"
"That's a good question, King," Steven pointed out, "I didn't want to put her in!"
Courtney, still unfazed by the boos, shot back to the fans YET again, "Boo me all you want, but it was all of my loyal fans that brought the ratings up, and made Total Drama worth watching… unlike all those other losers… and my LOYAL Fans would have no problem telling every last one of you how ridiculous you look for hating on the most dominant competitor in Total Drama history!"
"Yeah, in her dreams!" Cole scoffed.
"Hell, not even in her dreams!" Tazz scoffed as well. "Not even in her nightmares too!"
"Right now, the only nightmare I'm having is hearing her talk!" JR replied out of boredom.
"Will somebody please shut her damn mic off?" The King groaned before saying, "Heck, I'll have Garnet do it herself!"
As the fans continued to boo their ass off to the point that their own ears was bleeding due to the sound, Courtney dusted the mic off and soon pointed to Steven out of hate, "The only reason they're not here is thanks to that Crystal Gem Steven Universe, his stupid friends and that lame big-butted idiot sitting right beside him!"
"Uh-oh…" JR gulped out of fear.
"Has Courtney lost her mind?" The King shrieked.
"How dare she tell me I got a big butt?!" Tazz gasped in an offensive manner, "Mine's normal sized!"
"I think Courtney was talking about Garnet, Tazz." Steven said, correcting the ECW legend.
"Steven, you better get Garnet so she can get her butt in that ring. " Cole reminded the gem warrior.
"My gawd, this narcissistic little brat is about to dig her own grave." JR spoke with his face palming.
The angry, pissed off fans were suddenly in a furious frenzy, still deciding to piss off Courtney even more by chanting "Worse Than Heather" repeatedly, which made Courtney's face red as an angry tomato can get.
"Okay, I know the rest of you Anaheim nitwits are still too deaf from all the booing, so I'll say this so you can all understand clearly," Courtney said, clearing her throat before screaming at the top of her lungs, "WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE HELL UP!"
The booing continued to get louder and louder so much that even the blood was starting to drip from the commentators ears, which Tazz immediately started to notice first-hand.
"Ugh, where in the hell is an elevator when you need one right now?" Tazz groaned, "Cause I wanna push her off an empty elevator shaft like that old bitch on TV."
"Did you just make an L.A. Law reference, Tazz?" JR bulged his eyes.
"Definitely," Tazz chuckled before pointing out, "That's what I want to see happen to Courtney."
"You know what? I don't care what any of you freeloaders say about me, it won't affect me one bit… Especially since I'm gonna win this Cartoon All Star Royal Rumble Match, become a millionaire like I should've been on Total Drama, and you will all learn to accept me as the single Greatest Character of All Time… not just on Total Drama, but in all mankind!" Courtney shouted for the last time, all before throwing away her mic.
The booing continued on for a good while before Courtney finally managed to get right inside the ring as expected.
But much to her rough luck however, it didn't take too long for all of the contestants to gang up all over the angry C.I.T. in a rough pounding session, leaving Courtney in so much lumps that it was leaving it very hard for her to fight back. This brought tons of cheers from the fans, chanting "You deserve it" repeatedly at the bruised and beaten C.I.T.
"Uh-oh, wrong place wrong time, Courtney!" The King chuckled.
"Welp, she screwed around and found out the hard way!" JR chuckled as well.
"Now she's turned into a welcome home mat!" Tazz smirked, "Definitely what I love to see!"
"I'm glad you're enjoying this, Tazz!" Cole nodded.
"Although, I'm pretty sure Courtney isn't!" Steven said, chuckling his ass off.
The beatdown lasted for a good fifteen seconds before the hefty row of contestants, which consisted of Amethyst, Connie Maheswaran, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Flash Sentry, Daring Charming, Justin, Rarity, Danny Phantom, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Robin, Mallory McMallard, Wildwing Flashblade, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Hilda, Darkwing Duck, Luna Loud and Lincoln Loud, all picked up Courtney in a big back suplex position.
Realizing how close they were to the ropes, the crew of around 19 contestants all chucked Courtney over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to a big ovation from the pumped up Anaheim crowd!
"Sayonara, Courtney!" Tazz said, waving goodbye to the C.I.T.
"Good riddance to bad trash!" JR sighed in relief.
"That means we have one less Courtney to worry about," The King said before chuckling, "Ah, who am I kidding? There are none here!"
"Good one, King!" Cole exclaimed.
"You know guys, Courtney can whine and scream all she wants," Steven pointed out, "But in the end, she did this to herself!"
119th Elimination: Courtney; Eliminated by: Amethyst, Connie Maheswaran, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Flash Sentry, Daring Charming, Justin, Rarity, Danny Phantom, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Robin, Mallory McMallard, Wildwing Flashblade, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Hilda, Darkwing Duck, Luna Loud and Lincoln Loud; Duration: 0:18
Courtney immediately got up from the ringside floor looking very shocked and appalled that she would be gone in this kind of manner.
In fact, she had gotten so enraged and pissed off that Courtney immediately started kicking the barricades in pure anger, even going so far to kick the steel steps out of the ring in inner rage. What was even scarier was the angry, vicious look that Courtney herself shot right to the camera, which made the fans all scathe a bit in fear.
"Geez, talk about a spoiled child!" JR groaned.
"You're telling me," Steven nodded, "Courtney's off her rocker!"
"Steven, you better get Garnet in there to handle this!" The King pointed out.
"If she knows what she's doing, she'll walk away," Steven pointed out as well, "That way, Courtney won't get any trouble!"
"Unfortunately, I don't think that's gonna happen!" Cole shook his head.
"Yeah, she's irate!" Tazz shrieked.
Courtney, feeling so enraged and irate, wasted no time in grabbing a steel chair from under the ring which forced the referees in an attempt to stop Courtney from doing such carnage. It didn't help very much though as Courtney swung the chair towards the referees at ringside, which forced them to back away in fear!
"Oh my god!" Cole yelped.
"Those referees almost got hit!" Tazz pointed out.
The King suddenly shrieked in fear, "This ain't gonna be good!"
And it would not be good at all.
With her anger at an all-time peak, Courtney slid in the ring and started bashing her steel chair towards the people that had eliminated her from the match starting with Amethyst, Connie Maheswaran, Luz Noceda, Amity Blight, Flash Sentry, Daring Charming, Justin, Rarity, Danny Phantom, Ronnie Anne Santiago and Robin, who got it hard in the back.
"What in the hell has gotten over Courtney, Cole?!" The King asked his partner.
"I don't know and I don't care," Cole shook his head. "All I know is that Garnet needs to get in there and stop her!"
Courtney wouldn't stop her tantrum so far.
She continued to use her steel chair to whack Mallory McMallard, Lincoln Loud, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Hilda, Darkwing Duck, Luna Loud and Wildwing Flashblade, who unfortunately got the worst of it when Courtney cracked him upside the head and through his mask, knocking him completely out!
"My lord!" Cole shrieked.
"That was right upside his head!" Tazz pointed out.
"What the hell is wrong with her?" JR growled.
"Okay, I can't take it anymore," Steven growled before looking up to Garnet to say, "Garnet, get in that ring and handle her."
That one command from Steven made it more than enough for Garnet to finally take control of this situation and enter right inside the ring, therefore standing in front of Courtney who right now was acting very rabid like a vicious rottweiler infested with rabies.
"Get out of this ring right now," Garnet said, warning the C.I.T. to her face, "You've done enough."
"Screw you, you robbed me of my opportunity!" Courtney shook her head in an undefiant manner. "I'm taking what I want, and you can't do a damn thing about it."
"Fine, suit yourself!" Garnet immediately snapped back, forcing Courtney to bring it.
That gesture was more than enough for Courtney to rush right over at the tall gem warrior with her steel chair in hand.
But before she could hit Garnet with it…
*BAM!*
Garnet rushed right in and knocked Courtney out with a hard stiff haymaker, knocking her completely out to a big gigantic pop from the crowd!
"Knockout!" Tazz shouted.
"Garnet has KO'ed Courtney!" JR shouted as well, "I repeat, Garnet has KO'ed Courtney!"
"Yeah, and good riddance!" The King nodded, not feeling bad for the C.I.T. at all.
With Courtney completely knocked out for the entire night, Garnet immediately wasted no time at the slightest grabbing Courtney's unconscious body and lifting her up around her shoulders, leaving ringside with the dazed and confused C.I.T. in hand while the rest of the Anaheim crowd all broke out in a loud "Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, Goodbye" directed towards the rage-filled C.I.T."
"Looks like the crowd's getting their money's worth tonight!" Tazz pointed out.
"Indeed, Tazz," JR nodded, agreeing with Tazz. "Safe to say we won't be seeing Courtney for the rest of the night."
"Next time, she won't be coming back for future Rumbles," Steven shook his head. "I honestly don't care if she threatens me with a lawsuit or not."
But while the cameras were busy watching Garnet carrying an unconscious Courtney towards ringside, Alejandro and Heather suddenly saw Wildwing Flashblade attempt to get himself up from the painful steel chair shot that was caused by Courtney a while ago.
They then took this opportunity to grab Wildwing from behind and flip the leader of the Mighty Ducks over the top rope and onto the floor, leading the entire crowd to boo monstrously towards the evil Total Drama couple in return!
"Oh, damn it!" The King groaned.
"Alejandro and Heather steal yet another elimination here tonight!" JR groaned as well.
"Yeah, blame Courtney for that shitfit she threw around the ring," Tazz pointed out to the unseen C.I.T., "She's the reason Wildwing's gone from this match!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if this angry Anaheim crowd gets Courtney's head on a stick after this is over." Steven replied.
120th Elimination: Wildwing Flashblade; Eliminated by: Alejandro Burromuerto and Heather; Duration: 24:40
Meanwhile, as Wildwing was busy trying to recover from ringside, the crowd scrolled back to see Joan of Arc trying to tie up Quinn Ergon with a test of strength.
Joan of Arc soon pushed Quinn down on her knees, only for Mallory McMallard to recover quickly and hop on Quinn's back, blasting Joan in the face with a Shining Wizard!
"Whoa, Mallory right out of nowhere!" The King exclaimed.
"She got Joan good with that Shining Wizard," JR replied. "I'm amazed she quickly recovered from that steel chair shot."
"And not to mention she's now the last remaining Mighty Duck in the matchup!" Cole pointed out.
The Shining Wizard looked to be quite enough to knock Joan of Arc for a big loop.
So much so that Mallory McMallard picked her right back up in a body slam position and knowing how close she was close to the ropes, dropped Joan over the top rope and onto the floor, scoring another big elimination!
"And it's back to Clone High for Joan here!" Steven pointed out.
"Yikes, she didn't have much of a chance to do something," Tazz replied. "You think it was a mistake doing Casino Battle Royale rules if it's hard trying to focus on every character?"
"That I'm still thinking about, Tazz." Steven shrugged with a little chuckle.
121st Elimination: Joan of Arc; Eliminated by: Mallory McMallard; Duration: 6:59
While Joan of Arc was busy taking her leave from ringside however, Heather continued to rub it in the fans faces before she was suddenly latched from behind by D'Vana Tendi. The Queen Bee tried to wiggle free, but to no avail as D'Vana managed to flip Heather over with a brutal German Suplex!
"Whoa, a big German Suplex there!" Tazz exclaimed.
Despite hitting that German Suplex though, D'Vana wasn't quite done with Heather though.
Still hooked onto the Queen Bee from behind, D'Vana then turned Heather around and blasted the leggy Asian with a big Rainmaker Lariat!
"Rainmaker by Mrs. Tendi!" JR shouted.
"Straight out of Kazuchika Okada's playbook, no doubt!" Steven smirked out.
"Oh yeah, Heather ain't coming back from this," The King replied. "All D'Vana needs is one shot!"
Heather quickly scurried over to the ropes long enough for D'Vana to wind her arm around in a windmill, looking to make the final kill.
Soon as the Queen Bee got right back up, she turned around and saw D'Vana rush right after her with a clothesline, only for Heather to duck down and lower the ropes down fast enough to send D'Vana over the top rope and onto the floor. Therefore, it forced D'Vana to end up eliminating, much to the delight of Heather and much to the distaste of this angry Anaheim crowd.
"What? NO!" The King cried out.
"What a mistake by D'Vana Tendi, King," JR shook his head. "That cost her big time!"
"I'll tell you why, Heather got lucky that time around!" Steven pointed out.
"Yeah, and D'Vana's luck just ran out," Tazz replied, "Score one for Heather!"
122nd Elimination: D' Vana Tendi; Eliminated by: Heather; Duration: 9:20
Feeling frustrated that she found herself outsmarted by one of Total Drama's best contestants, D'Vana decided to get even by popping back up on top of the apron and sneaking up on Heather, reaching out and yanking the back of Heather's long hair!
The Queen Bee suddenly noticed this and turned around, forcing her to fight D'Vana off in order to break free of her hair, even though it was getting very hard for D'Vana to let go.
"Hey, what the–" Tazz gasped a bit before shouting, "What's she doing to Heather?! She's supposed to go back!"
"D'Vana's trying to rip the hair out of Heather's head!" Steven pointed out.
"Dang it, where the hell's Garnet at?" Tazz cried out once again.
"Now you want her back, Tazz?" Cole's eyes bulged out in front of Tazz. "You know she's in the back taking care of Courtney!"
"This is just uncalled for, Cole." Tazz whined a bit more.
Trying to endure the grip coming from D'Vana, Heather looked up to her and snarled, "Damn it, let go of my hair!"
Looking right behind Heather's shoulder for some reason, D'Vana stared back at the Queen Bee and nodded, "Alright, suit yourself!"
That response looked to be more than enough for D'Vana to let Heather's hair go and hop off the apron, therefore leaving ringside.
Heather attempted to look after her hair only for Fluttershy to come running in with a clothesline from behind, sending the Queen Bee over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating her to a big giant response from the crowd themselves.
Tazz saw this and shrieked loudly, "WHAT THE–"
"No way," Cole shouted, "Fluttershy just eliminated Heather! I repeat: FLUTTERSHY JUST ELIMINATED HEATHER!"
"MY GAWD, WHAT A SHOCKER!" JR screamed out loud too.
"The crowd can't believe it too," Steven nodded, "This crowd is on their feet!"
"I know one thing though, Alejandro is not gonna like this at all!" Tazz shook his head.
123rd Elimination: Heather; Eliminated by: Fluttershy; Duration: 11:40
As soon as she started to shake the painful senses off her head, an enraged Heather from ringside started staring down at Fluttershy, who right now was busy jumping up and down in total celebration as if she pulled off the biggest upset in Rumble history (well, next to the Masked Mumbler eliminating Scrooge of course).
Alejandro suddenly noticed the angered sneer coming down from Heather's face, which forced him to stare right back at Fluttershy with just an amount of anger and hate shown around his lying Latin face.
"Uh-oh, I don't like the look on his face right now." Cole said with a big straining gulp on his throat.
"Can you blame him, Cole?" Tazz shrugged, "Alejandro just lost his closest ally now and it was all thanks to Fluttershy!"
"If I were Fluttershy, I wouldn't celebrate right now!" Steven exclaimed.
"Oh man, I can't bear to watch what happens…" The King said, fearing the worst for Fluttershy.
Fluttershy continued to celebrate for a little bit longer before Alejandro suddenly came up behind her and yanked the back of Fluttershy's hair, forcing the sweet innocent Fluttershy to yelp and cry out in total pain!
Still yanking that hair of hers tight as ever, Alejandro forced Fluttershy to stare right at him as he screamed out, "You dare eliminate mi amor just like that, you stupid puta? No one, and I mean NO ONE gets away from eliminating my Heather, YOU GOT THAT?!"
"Damn it, Al, let her go already!" JR growled.
"Why isn't Fluttershy fighting back here?!" Steven asked himself before shouting, "C'mon, Fluttershy, fight this jerk! Don't give up!"
"Oh man, somebody better come to her aid or else things are gonna get bad!" The King shivered in fear, "Hopefully our next contest can save her in time!"
Before the Arch Villain could even lay a punch, let alone try the first hit on Fluttershy, the Rumble clock lit up just at the nick of time and started ticking down to 10, which meant that the second-to-last set of entrants were looking to make their way down the aisle at any second, which was right now.
I hardly cannot believe we're almost to the exact end of this fic. I mean, we have only ten contestants left to enter this match. I for one cannot wait to see what those ten are. But until then, let's check over the facts, shall we?
Entrants in the ring: 26
Entrants left to go: 10
Eliminated: Derek Generic, Lynn Loud Jr., Johnny Bravo, Robert "Granddad" Freeman, George Jetson, Fred Flintstone, Beast Boy, Hank Hill, Lion-O, Odd Delia Robbia, Shaggy Rogers, Finn The Human, Duncan, Sunset Shimmer, Ben Tennyson, Caitlin Cooke, Cat Noir, Lance "Avalanche" Alvers, Butt-Head, Beavis, Zim, Milo Murphy, Samatha "Sam" Simpson, Alex Casoy, Clover Ewing, Jude Lizowski, Throttle, Bobby Santiago, JFK, Snake-Eyes, Raven, Jimmy Neutron, Sam Manson, Brad Boimler, Frankie Stein, Raven Queen, Philip J. Fry, Bender Rodriguez, Scrooge McDuck, Bojack Horseman, Otto Rocket, Charlie Brown, Mordecai, Michelangelo, Donatello, Cleopatra, Rolf, Arnold Shortman, Owen, Rainbow Dash, Dan, Spectra Vondergeist, Duke L'Orange, Gwen Tennyson, Yumi Ishiyama, Check "Grin" Hardwing, Goliath, Invisi Billy, Shadowcat, Twister Rodriguez, Eric Cartman, Geoff, Ladybug, Nightcrawler, Applejack, Harley Quinn, Turanga Leela, Morty Smith, Peter Griffin, Sandy Cheeks, Phineas Flynn, Reggie Rocket, Marco Diaz, Rogue, Abe Lincoln, Apple White, DJ, Marshal Moo Montana, Spongebob Squarepants, Edd/Double D aka The Masked Mumbler, Barbara "Babs" Brando, Valerie Grey, Carmen Sandiego, Nosedive Flashblade, Raphael, Cyborg, Pinkie Pie, Ulrich Stern, Gary Goodspeed, Leonardo, Poison Ivy, Gwen, Bart Simpson, Star Butterfly, Jackie Lynn Thomas, Eddy, Rick Sanchez, Yosemite Sam, Samurai Jack, Gambit, Trent, Static, Wendy Corduroy, Tanya Vanderflock, Bridgette, Vanessa Doofenshmirtz, Buster Bunny, Arthur King, LeShawna, Launchpad McQuack, Coop Cooplowski, Monty Monogram, Twilight Sparkle, Dipper Pines, Bobby Generic, Starfire, Lexi Bunny, Beckett Mariner, Stan Smith, Courtney, Wildwing Flashblade, Joan of Arc, D'Vana Tendi and Heather
Still in the ring: Alejandro Burromuerto, Luz Noceda, Amethyst, Amity Blight, Luna Loud, Rarity, Connie Maheswaran, Spider-Man, Justin, Daring Charming, Batman, Lincoln Loud, Fluttershy, Hilda, Wolverine, Kim Possible, Quinn Ergon, Homer Simpson, Flash Sentry, Queen Tyr'ahnee, She-Ra, Ronnie Anne Santiago, Darkwing Duck, Robin, Mallory McMallard and Danny Phantom
Longest time: Alejandro Burromuerto (1:40:00)
Shortest time: SpongeBob SquarePants (0:03.9)
Most Eliminations: Alejandro Burromuerto (12 eliminations)
Who will save Fluttershy from a possible beatdown from Alejandro?
Is this possibly the last time we'll hear or see from Courtney ever again?
Am I getting thirsty for some root beer today?
Well, of course the last question will practically be yes as always, but the rest of the questions will be answered in the next chapter, so whatever you do, don't forget to read, review and leave a feedback if you desire. So until next time, don't do smack, kids.